YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
XIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
XYou've played with/against boys on a team.
XShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
XYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
XYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
XYou watch sports on TV.(sometimes!)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (My dad does but i like to wear them and I have a few...)
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
XBaggy pants are cool to wear.
XIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
XGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XSports are fun.
XTalk with food in your mouth.
sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: woah...it's 14!

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
You Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
XYou like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
XYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing perfume
XYou love the movies.
XUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
XLike being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: uhh...it's only 6. bah, nevermind.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

If you consider your freinds anchors in the worst of storms, copy and paste this

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money.

BEST FRIENDS DON'T LET YOU DO STUPID THINGS... ALONE!

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Best friends are the people who will stick up for you,

Never laugh at you knowing that you'd hate that,

Always know what you like best,

Are the ones who care and love you,

Laugh at all you jokes even if they aren't that funny,

They'll make your laugh when you're feeling down,

They'll have their shovels ready to bury the one who made you unhappy,

They'll break the guy's face if he decides to break your heart.

So that means you've got to look out for them as well,it's your job.

FRIEND:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIEND:Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIEND:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIEND:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIEND:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIEND:Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIEND:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIEND:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIEND:Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIEND:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIEND:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIEND:Already knows not to tell.

FRIEND:Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIEND:Are for life.

FRIEND:Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIEND:Will repost this crappp!!

FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away

FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIEND: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIEND: Asks me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her number

FRIEND: Hides me from the cops
BEST FRIEND: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Fade
BEST FRIEND: Are 4 Ever

Write down 12 (Pjo) charcters

1) Artemis

2) Apollo

3) Poseidon

4) Percy

5) Annabeth

6) Hermes

7) Chiron

8) Luke

9) Zeus

10) Nico

11) Tyson

12) Thalia

1) Four invites Three and Eight over to their house for dinner. What happens?

Percy invites Poseidon and Luke for dinner. A peaceful event, actually. Even if the sea god would try killing Luke, Percy would convince his father that he's a good guy and stuff.

2) You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six.

Artemis or Hermes. Huh, this one's a toughie. I like them both a lot. But, anywho, I'd rather stay with Artemis.

3) Three falls in love with Twelve. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Poseidon falls in love with Thalia and Luke is jealous. Reasonable enough. Well, we all know Thalia loves Luke, so she'd go to him. If he were alive.

4) Two and Ten are kissing and Eleven walks in.

Apollo and Nico are kissing and Tyson walks in. VERY WEIRD. But if that were to happen, I guess I have absolutely no idea what would happen.

5) Four jumps you in a dark alley. Who rescues you; Two, Five or Seven?

Percy jumps me in a dark alley. Who rescues me: Apollo, Annabeth or Chiron. Apollo would laugh or something with his cousin's acts, Annabeth would scold him for that, and Chiron would tell him something about jumping people in dark alleys. So I guess Annabeth.

6) One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later what's happening?

Artemis decides to start a cooking show. The rest of the Olympians come in and soon there is a food fight going on.

7) Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they choose?

Poseidon has to marry either Luke, Percy or Zeus.(WTH?) Well, he's already married to Amphitrite. But if ever, I think he'd just back off from the wedding. There's no options that could be considered. He would probably have a grudge on Luke for betraying his son, and speaking of Percy he'd never marry his own child, and Zeus is his brother and besides, that would be WAY too weird.

8) Twelve kidnappes Two and demands somthing from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Thalia kidnaps Apollo and demands something from Annabeth for his release. Huh, that's weird. I have no idea what she'd possibly want from Annabeth. After all, they're best friends. And also, Apollo's a god. He can just teleport his way outta there.

9) Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Everyone gangs up on Poseidon. Of course he stands a chance! He can defeat everyone else, well except for Zeus. That would become like what would happen if Zeus's Master Bolt weren't returned in time. In other words, World War III.

10) Everyone is invited to Two and Eight's wedding apart from One. How do they react?

Everyone is invited to Apollo and Luke's wedding except for Artemis. Well, personally I think she wouldn't give a damn about it. I mean, Apollo's bisexual. On the other hand, maybe she'd be shocked as Apollo is not known for being the committed one.

11) Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Hermes is afraid of Chiron. Other way around, buddy.

12) Nine arrives too late for Two and Eight's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Zeus arrives too late for Apollo and Luke's wedding because of a fight he and Hera had. He's glad he didn't have to see his son and grandson kiss. (Remember, Luke is Zeus's grandson as Hermes is his father, and Hermes' father is Zeus.)

13) Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

ANNABETH AND ZEUS?? Well, when Athena finds out she'll probably blame me 'cause they are at my house. Same with Zeus.

14) Ten murders Four's best friend. What does Four do to get back?

Nico murders Percy's best friend. Percy would face him in a duel to the death. Or maybe he'd tell his father about it. Then if Poseidon decides to annihilate Nico, Hades would get mad. And thus, World War III.

15) Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Hermes and Artemis are in mortal danger. They're both immortals, so they can't die. No point in sacrificing for the other.

16) Eight and Three go camping, but they forget food. What do they do?

Luke and Poseidon go camping, but they forget food. Poseidon conjures up some crab or something, then they cook that.

17) Five is in a car accident and is killed. What does Nine do?

Annabeth is in a car accident and is killed. Zeus wouldn't give a damn. :D

18) How do Two and Eight and up?

Apollo and Luke. Completely weird. I bet Hermes would try and kill his brother every chance he got.