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 EDIT: The story 'Return of the Forgotten' has been taken down for editing. I may repost it. Possibly not. Gracias! Hello! Welcome to my profile thing! My chapters are usually short because I'm pretty busy (and lazy...). I'm a teenager and live in the United Stated of Alfred F. Jones I love chocolate, reading, and (duh) writing. Pedro the purple llama invades my author notes and says hello. I'm working on a Warriors story, but I also like to write fanfics for Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, and The Uglies. I just haven't posted any yet. Other things I like- Music, Hetalia, Harry Potter,Hetalia, Demetri Martin,Hetalia, Algebra (don't look at me weird, my teacher is awesome), fire,Hetalia, decorative cakes, Scooby doo,Hetalia, fanfiction.net, The Walking Dead and Fax(Maximum Ride). Did I mention my love of Hetalia? Thank you! My profile is short. Sorry. XD |
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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
The Switch by BeautyInTheLibrary reviews
Hell, that's what this week was going to be. Damn his brother, damn this bet, but most of all, damn that stupid wine sucking bastard. This was going to be torture, why did he have to get dragged into this? It was Feli's bet and how did Francis even get that black mail on the older Italian? Just hell, Lovino just knew it. /AU Highschool, Spamano with lots of side pairings/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Haven by bl00bl00d reviews
John's world is torn apart when he tests positive for the disease that threatens humanity-a disease that turns normal people into violent monsters, with grey skin and yellow eyes. He's quickly taken from his town and dumped in the fenced-in city 'Haven', where all the diseased go to live out their remaining days.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 57,493 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Vriska S., Sollux C. - Complete
Worldwalker by spectaculaire reviews
Was it a coincidence that two talented teenagers from two different worlds happened to meet at a clothing store? Certainly not. Nico finds himself accepted by the House of Life, although he knows it's best to stay away. Will Nico be able to walk between three different worlds - Greek, Roman and Egyptian - while ensuring they never collide?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,067 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Nico A., Carter K., Sadie K.
Normalcy by fandomliciousdefinition reviews
On his quest with Reyna and Coach Hedge, Nico is always tired from shadow travelling and barely functional. When they arrive and instantly have to flee, he doesn't have enough strength to travel but tries anyway-it's the only way to escape. He ends up separated from the group and meets a mortal boy named Casey, who has an effect on Nico that the son of Hades never expected.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,143 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Nico A., Reyna R., OC - Complete
The Great Depression Of Alfred Jones by Ben 10 Superfan 101 reviews
Alfred Jones has never gotten sick in his life. But when he passes out in the middle of class with a mysterious fever, everybody, especally his brother Mathew, his best friend Arthur, and his secret admirer Kiku, can't help but worry for their hero. Will Alfred pull out of this unscathed? Warning: Eventual Ameripan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - America, Japan
Define Awkward by Thalia Eltanin reviews
Nico offends Hera. Nico gets punished. Nico needs to appease Hera. Nico becomes "Nicole".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Nico A.
Copper Miracles by Stitchpunk-Bloodwolf reviews
A long time ago, the little copper clown used to believe in miracles. The belief died alongside his creator. Now, someone gives him a chance to believe again. GamTav Steampunk-ish AU. Bad, bad summary.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,029 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N.
Moments with the Strange Percy Jackson by Lovetheday reviews
Paul found his girlfriend's son, Percy Jackson, a tad odd. He had no idea. /A series of oneshots in the life of Paul Blofis.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/26/2013 - [Sally J., Paul B.] Annabeth C., Percy J.
Educating America by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 169,295 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America
The Fanboy by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
My sister is the one who liked Hetalia, not me. So why was I stuck in a world where all these crazy sex-driven perverts claimed to be countries? Why is it that the one guy meant to help me on my stupid quest is an obnoxious idiot? Did I also forget to mention that I'm in a girl's body? With boobs? I hate my life. –Satire look on APH fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 188,752 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - America, Russia, Belarus, OC - Complete
The Fangirl by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
So let me get this straight: I was stuck in some universe where Hetalia is real. In said universe, I was being forced to be Seychelles- the very character I despised -and hook up with either France or England- the very pairing I loved. And to top the icing on this cake, the one Turk meant to guide me is a jerk. I hate my life. -A satire look on the Hetalia fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 154,435 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Turkey, Seychelles, Iceland, OC - Complete
Seven go to Goode by bender258 reviews
It's been over a year since Percy has set foot in a highschool and he is nervous about what will happen. But what happens when the seven of the prophecy join them?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Percy J.
Five Stages of Falling in Love by MustardPanda reviews
Houston's local heartthrob Dave Strider didn't think love would find him until it slammed into him at the park and spilled coffee on his favourite hoodie. Predictably, Dave doesn't handle love all that well and quickly spirals into a huge, sappy, lovesick mess as the object of his affection brutally massacres his cool kid facade without even realising he's doing so.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2013 - John E., Dave S., Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Delphinium Poison by Amhi reviews
America is crumbling, and has changed drastically from a freedom loving country to an oppressed military dictatorship - meaning that the lovable Alfred F. Jones has disappeared into a cold manipulative stranger. But are there other nations out there who care enough to risk their lives to get their ally back, or will they watch him dissipate? AU (first fic).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,690 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - America
Born Yet Again by littlefallenseraph reviews
Castiel dies and is resurrected again, but this time it's not so easy to get his memories back. Rated T for Language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W.
Always There by Pyralspite reviews
They were five when they first met, the boy with the glasses who lived in the shadow of his older brother, and the girl with the smile that could light up a universe.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Dave S., Jade H.
Jim's Cat Tale by StArBarD reviews
Featuring Cat!Jim. The story in which Sherlock and John turn Jim into a cat, much to his displeasure. I don't know where I'm going with this story. If you thing Jim is cute, and cats are cute, read on!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Swapped by rexlover180 reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a simple teenager at Hetalia World Academy. America is a simple nation trying to fix all the problems of the world. One day, they...switch? What happens when a nation has to live through high school and a teenage boy, all of the countries of the world? USUK Universe Crossover fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,551 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Germany and an Italian Tangle by cousin D reviews
A phone call brings Germany to Italy's house in the middle of the night where the two brothers need him. This story has slight shonen-ai/slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,765 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Germany - Complete
Fiore by Frances Desmarais reviews
Fourth floor, the twins and a cheerful Spaniard. Third floor, a creepy Russian man and a Chinese man with his 4 adopted kids. Second floor, a pair of German brothers and the perverted Frenchman. First floor, the landlord with his two grandsons and a British romance novelist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,956 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Finding Arthur by Jiemme reviews
Alfred F. Jones falls in love with his babysitter, Alice Kirkland, at the age of six. Years later, he reunites with her, wondering how she managed to stay the same way. "You're Mary Poppins from Neverland, aren't you?" If he only knew about Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,930 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/23/2012 - America, England/Britain
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Structure by HeroicVal-Rye reviews
Alfred thinks his life is about to change for the better on his nineteenth birthday, the day he receives his UPP, a life from the past that will mentor him in its previous job. He never expected becoming an author, and he certainly didn't think he would fall in love. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - America, England/Britain
World War III: Rise of Prussia by Haluwasa2 reviews
To all the countries who've ever felt ignored or hurt: Come join me. We can show those big-shot countries that ignored- hurt you, that you're a country too. Who am I? I'm Prussia and it's time for World War III to begin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,217 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Prussia
James returns to do his duty to be a father by fantasybean reviews
In Harry's fifth year James returns from the dead. The 3 true marauders return to Hogwarts as teachers and as Harry's guardians. How will Harry cope with all this? Read and Review please! Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 101,443 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Adventures of Butler Bob and Billy by PeanutButterSpots reviews
Let's all agree not to let 4-Kids get their hands on Kuroshitsuji...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Mirror's Edge by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
America finds Romano looking rather lost. Only this isn't the Romano he knows. In this Romano's world he and America are in love, but in this world they're definitely not. Now it's up to America to help this Romano get home, and to bring his Romano back. 2p!Romano, Eventual Romerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,202 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - America, S. Italy/Romano
ABOVE by Skadiyoko reviews
Arthur meets a tempremental boy one night while working on his mural, and suddenly his world is filled with the colors he has been splashing all over the city. Even if the little git is yelling at him until his face turns purple.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,851 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - England/Britain, S. Italy/Romano
Alternate Universe by Gazlover12 reviews
When England wakes up, something is very wrong. He is supposedly not a country, and he looks the age of a young teenager. What's even worse is that Alfred and Ivan claim to be his parents. RusAme COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,783 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Please Forgive Me by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
Three are gone. One is paying for her brief fun. One is scared of a new power he's developing. Will the appearance of a girl who knows their past, present and future like she wrote it herself save the flock? Or will it destroy them? Fax! R&R! -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,633 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
A Day in the Life by Lydiacatfish reviews
Take a glimpse at the lives of Arthur and Alfred, and what do you see? A collection of USUK oneshots. 34: It's never too late to tell the person you love that you're sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 55,395 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Ultimate Dare Off! by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
While bored at a political meeting in the Fire Nation, Toph comes up with the idea of having a Dare Off! Who will be the last one standing, and will they retain their dignity by the end of it? Of course not!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - [Aang, Katara] Sokka, Toph
Gaiaphage's Daughter by fangissocoollike reviews
Serena Cable, a sadistic girl, plays a part in the Fayz that no one knows, including her. She may also fall for the one and only, Drake Merwin. Please read :
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Drake M. - Complete
Strangers by stripedpolkadots reviews
The Flock has been separated and memories have been erased. The school is doing everything in their power to keep them apart, but one little mistake may cause things to get... out of hand. Will the flock remember? Or has the school won for good? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,832 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009
For the love of Fnick! by Aleria14 reviews
The Flock know that Fang has gone, but each of them have special memories with him that cannot be forgotten. See each Flock member thinks back to a time that they had spent with Fang, and see why they miss and need him so much. Some humor.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: ReGenesis by writeroses1029 reviews
Max is just your typical, sixteen year old but when she goes to a new school she feels as if she has met some of the students before. Max learns that only the end will give you the answer. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 73,306 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Max - Complete
A Soft Reboot by Spacebutt reviews
Once every couple centuries, the nations inexplicably disappear and are reborn as humans. But the memories and nationhood gradually return to them and they have funny ways of getting back to each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,476 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - England/Britain
Ten Times by faultywiring reviews
Ten moments, ten occasions, ten stories. Of love. Of loss. Of laughter. Of what could have been. Ten sentences for one theme, every chapter. Various pairings. #17: What happened after all. There is no going back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,112 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8287 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Today is a Sad Day Indeed by kenpachi-sama reviews
Stories of the dark times in History. 9/11 and the Revolutionary War are up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009
FANGirls: A Maximum Ride parody by Fake Crowley reviews
Will Fang die? Who is Dylan? Why is the model on the cover of the book blue? Find the answer to these questions in this thrilling roma-er, I mean, action novel. Yeah...action.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Fang, Dylan
Fang's Secret Sister by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
Fang has had a few secrets up his sleeve for a little too long now. Mind reading… a twin sister! Well… it was always pretty obvious Fang kept to himself, but the flock may be in for a few surprises that come with Fang’s Secret Sister. Fang's POV. Rated T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,885 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Legolas the Elven by Ithilwen Tinuviel reviews
a poem for Legolas the fair
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Legolas - Complete
I Will Find You by Muriel Candytuft reviews
He disappeared from Narnia. Now, guided only by a ring with a cryptic engraving, can she bring him back? Victoria searches for her missing father...the High King Peter.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,081 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006