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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

I love yaoi such as sasunaru,kakanaru, but hate garraxnaruto parring(?) for naruto and for harry potter it harrydraco,snarry yes i do like snapexharry parring and other anime i like is death note (hate having L die),inuyasha,mew mew power,ect

I don't hate crossover and if your not a fan of yaoi it ok because i'm not only going to write yaoi but i haven't writen anything yet (hehe) will write somthing soon just need to get some idea and if you have any sugestion i dont mind. (ps any and all death note fan that have not find out what light yagami (last name only) spell backward. well just spell it with the first two letter (rember it im doing it backward) then space then one letter then space and what does it say ... well i'm just talking nonesense now and if you got any good story you like to share massage me sea yea.

Hi I have a story challenge for anyone that is instead it must have:

Yaoi (slash/lemon if you want)Male hinata (haven’t seen a male hinata) that pretends to be a girl on her father order’s, friend with neji who also knows that hinata really a guy (you can come up with the reason) Harem around either naruto, kakashi or sasuke but must defiantly have all three or at least two of them in the harem with the other as a friend to them. If you want to do a bashing it cannot us anyone that is mention before. Try to do it with long chapter’s and see if you can send a prolong (?)

I hope this challenge is accepted by someone and if anyone is also instead in doing my other story that I have adopted (phoenix flight) as I can’t even seem to get an idea (I had a few but it seem I have lost them when I adopted it and I can’t seem to get them or any other idea and it would be nice if someone can continue that story. Anyway that all I got.

Ja na everyone ;)

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you were one of the "Originals" that liked Twilight BEFORE it became a mass pre-teen, fangirl popular book, put this in your profile

I Have a Question...:

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that woud be laughing their butts off.

Do what you can to help. Words speak louder than any mere action could, use your own words to inspire and to show the world what it's doing to itself. We, all of us including myself, are killing our mother. She gave us all the life we don't truly deserve by trashing her and by hating nearly half of her children. Our mother is crying for us to stop. She's crying as she dies around us while we let it happen. The only way to save our mother is to change ourselves. I may seem like one of those people label 'Tree-huggers' but if it means that I help my mother Earth than damn it I'm a Tree-hugger and proud of it too! Help save our mother and repost this and add your name to this message so that others may know the murder being done by the children of our world.

~Maximum Potter

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

MONTH ONE:

Mommy i am only 8 inches long but i have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

MONTH TWO:

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

MONTH THREE:

You know what Mommy I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

MONTH FOUR:

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have alot of it. I spend alot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

MONTH FIVE:

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I am not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, whats abortion?

MONTH SIX:

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

MONTH SEVEN:

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just...One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head,copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me"

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afriad to let her know it.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the mother who shielded her daughter from all the htu when she confesed to her father and I that she was lesbian.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I am the highschool student too confused by other people to know my own heart.

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS—

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm TEXAN , so I MUST wear a cowboy hat.
I'm a GEEK so I MUST want to be something like a lawer or doctor
I'm a BOOKWORM so I MUST be smart
I DO BALLET so I MUST be GAY
I like Shopping at Ambercrombie so I MUST be a prep
I have BLOND HAIR, so I MUST be easy.
I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be a tomboy.
I am DIFFERENT , so I MUST be a freak.
I wear BRIGHT COLORS, so I MUST be a prep
I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be a geek.
I don’t TALK IN CLASS so I MUST have no friends.
I am the YOUNGEST CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled rotten.

I don’t GO TO CHURCH so I MUST be atheist.
I don't TALK MUCH so I must be DEPRESSED.
I prefer the NIGHT, so I must be GOTH.
I MAKE some things I WEAR, so I must be POOR.
I don't EAT LUNCH, so I must be STARVING MYSELF.
I WORK at a bakery, so I MUST know how to BAKE.
I LOVE Harry Potter, so I MUST not believe the BIBLE.
I'm ASSEXUAL, so I must have something WRONG with my gender organs.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST HATE blondes.
I'm a GIRL, so I must want to HAVE KIDS.
I DIDN'T go to school today, so I MUST have been HUNG OVER.
I LOVE HOMOSEXUALS, so I MUST be one too.
I HATE hypocrites, so I MUST be one myself.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I must be a HILLBILLIE.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I must have an OUTHOUSE.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST want to be a NURSE OR TEACHER.
I'm FAT, so I MUST eat my troubles away.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

This one is from Sapphirepaw

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,

If you almost cryed while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Sapphire09, Maximum Potter,yue14121990,


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Check this out...

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

DON'T DO IT;

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, purplenekomata, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko, Reishii-Chan, Midami Uchiha of the sand, Maximum Potter,yue14121990

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

S L O W D A N C E:

Have you ever watched kids
on a merry-go-round?

Or listened to the rain
slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a butterfly’s erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?

You better slow down
Don’t dance so fast

Time is short
The music won’t last

Do you run through each day
On the fly

When you ask “How are you?”
Do you hear the reply?

When the day is done,
do you lie in your bed

With the next hundred chores
running through your head?

You’d better slow down
Don’t dance so fast

Time is short
The music won’t last

Ever told your child,
We’ll do it tomorrow?

And in your haste,
not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die

‘Cause you never had time
To call and say “Hi”?

You’d better slow down
Don’t dance so fast

Time is short
The music won’t last

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.

When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift….Thrown away…

Life is not a race.
Do take it slower

Hear the music
Before the song is over. ( poem written by David L. Weatherfor)

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, ClloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, believeinthegods, angeldaemon123, anime adict44,yue14121990

pregnancy test...came out positve

TRY NOT TO LAUGH ( i didnt believe it, but it works!)

start thinking something you really really want

You have just been visited by SERAH I will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

0

MAKE A WISH

repost this with the title "pregnancy test...came out positve" to throw people off and your wish will come true.

If you don't, it will become the opposite

Post this in the next 200 seconds and you
WILL have
THE best day of your life THIS FRIDAY

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself beter with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

Guy's point of view
(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE see above)

We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it's
off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we
freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)
You don't have to get dressed up for us.If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the
need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you
own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's
or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is
in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for
that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I'm not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION , AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and
say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Give the nice guys a chance

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I wouldn't call myself perfect, and I can be prejudical, but that doesn't make it right! AND I THINK IT SHOULD STOP!! Post this list on your profile and bold the ones you are if you want to stop stereotypes!

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

I've been looking for this everywhere and I finally found it though by accident

and I'm pretty sure some famous guy Albert Einstein was that very student

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

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All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,844 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
The Lord of Time by Topology no jutsu reviews
Everything can change in just one instant; no one ever tells you that, it's just one of those facts of life we all accept. If it didn't have to be like that, what couldn't someone with the heart of a hero do? In case it's not clear, this story is gay as fuck my dude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,395 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,878 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Phoenix by SofiaDragon reviews
Harry needs to take control of his life. Some very old magic is at work, and our hero finds hidden strength within himself. Snape becomes a major player. Better summary inside. Multiple pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,493 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 4,191 - Updated: 9/18/2018 - Published: 5/27/2004 - [Harry P., OC] Severus S.
Betrayal's Touch by Kiera27 reviews
Harry/Many - He fought so hard to free them all, he lost everything, and how did they reward him? They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future.Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,918 - Reviews: 3240 - Favs: 5,969 - Follows: 6,724 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Black Assasin by Filomene Hara reviews
Class E succeeded in eliminating their teacher, only for the government to turn on them and seek their elimination. The students and teacher flee Japan to hide in the city of sin, Roanapur.
Crossover - Black Lagoon & Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 2/5/2015
Harry and The Dead by Uriel867 reviews
Harry Potter left the wizardly world before his worshipers became his worst enemy. Settling down in a town called Atlanta in America to relax away from the war but got more then what he really wanted. Can it get any worse... apparently it can. I keep rewriting this dang story but i love it. Mpreg
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,997 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 2/24/2015
Of Seals and Uzumakis by angelslaugh reviews
A random seal in a random apartment, an Uzumaki with ADHD with a history textbook and a demon, and a potential for far more power than she should have equals disaster... Right? No pairing yet. Godlike!Fem!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 40,190 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 6/8/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Nagato U., OC
Jorōgumo by AmniIsRoving reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's world changed when he was befriended by the often silent and introspective Aburame Shino. With new mentors, a great best friend backed by family and clan, and a whirlwind of chakra, allies and enemies, Uzumaki Naruto will leave behind a legacy of great renown. Uzumaki Naruto will become the greatest ninja assassin, also known as Jorōgumo! (W: OOC, MxM, OC)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,321 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shino A., Kiba I.
As You Wish It by yaoigirl22 reviews
Jisuru are desired creatures, everyone wants them, but only few can have them. DISCONTINUED AND BEING REWRITTEN
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poisoned Heart by whitetigerwolf reviews
After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,285 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 4,819 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.
Naruto: Prince of Darkness by Maltrazz reviews
Hellsing/Naruto crossover. Naruto saves Haku in Wave, only to be killed by his sensei's Raikiri. Kakashi's Problem? Naruto didn't stay dead. Naruto returns to Konoha as an Undead King... and as the splitting image of his father! Pairing undecided. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Seras, Naruto U. - Complete
Healer Adopted from RuneWitchSaukra by guardin of dragons reviews
Everything is the same until chapter 5 or 6..I think. I do know that I really don't do well doing summaries. This is SLASH! Don't like it don't read it! Pairings Shino A./Naruto U.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,212 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Shino A.]
The New World by jayswing96 reviews
A challenge for anyone. Harry Potter has never been so confused and addled in his life, until now. All Harry wanted to do was to relax and let someone else be responsible of the world. Was that too much to ask? Watch as Harry attempts to uncover murders with Dr. Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham and try to find a way back home, but will he want to? (Rating & genre subject to change.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Will G., Hannibal L.
Finding Home, Love and Family by Dareagon reviews
Sick of the Wizarding world, Harry, George and an extra addition leave. Will they be able to heal from the war in their promissing new home? What awaits them in Konoha? Warning: Slash, Mpreg, implied rape ! Sasuhari - ON HOLD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,415 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,585 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Harry P., Sasuke U.] George W., Naruto U.
Harī no Jinchūriki: ハリーの人柱力 by Rikaeus reviews
One day Harry finds a Naruto manga and falls in love with the story. After having finished the series and sick of the abuse his family puts on him he makes a wish. He 'becomes' Naruto Uzumaki. Follow Harry and Kurama as they explore a world of magic that just might actually have a connection with the Naruto Universe! Slash!Harry but not explicit at least not here. Jinchuriki!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Harry P., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kaguya Ō.
The Hunting Jinchuuriki by NaruShika-Forever reviews
Naruto - never going on a training trip with Jiraiya because he forgot to ask before leaving to do some more 'research' - left his village at the age of 14 after being mistreated by everyone but his friends. He is found by Gon, floating in the ocean. He's brought on board and discovers a land with new friends and new adventures.
Crossover - Naruto & Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 8/23/2014
Corvus by LadyFreak reviews
Twins are attacked by Voldemort the night he vanishes. One is named the BWL. What happens to the other twin? After finding their son talking to snakes, the Potters decide that he is dark and evil and give him to Dumbledore. What happens to the abandoned twin? Who takes the boy in when it seems like no one cares? AU, Rating for later chapters, Wrong BWL, adoption,Yr2 Comp 7/26/13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 158,322 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P.
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,124 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 7,335 - Follows: 7,756 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Secrets of Midnight by Lizzy0305 reviews
After detention with Umbridge, Harry wanders the corridors with a bleeding hand. Snape finds him, curious as hell as to why Harry is not in bed. He then notices the bleeding hand. In the darkness of midnight, their relationship changes. However, war is coming. What will they have to sacrifice in order to win?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 221,619 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/25/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Harry Potter Reads the Multiverse by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
We've all seen Harry Potter, friends and enemies read his past, but what happens when he gains the opportunity to read the adventures of entirely different Harry Potters. Completely original stories that can range from harem tales to X-overs to pairings that don't make sense. Reading stars including students, staff, death eaters and the Dursleys. Read, Review and prosper!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,975 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Deductions, Murder, Magic: Wait, what? by YokaiPup reviews
A plunny that leobutler nudged into exisitence! Alternative Universe, so most of canon did go on but there are some changes. Contains Snarry, Johnlock, OT4 and slash. Don't like, don't read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Drunken Black Magic by whitetigerwolf reviews
After a night of drinking in celebration of the defeat of Voldemort, Harry and his friends find themselves waking up in Roanapur...in the beds of some very dangerous people. M for language, Drinking, Adult situations. One-Shot. COMPLETE. Please Review.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Complete
Café by Pleasedial123 reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 7,584 - Follows: 8,014 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
THE NOLIFE QUEEN AND THE DEMON NINJA by killercroc reviews
Naruto is sent to the hellsing-verse by the energy of the rasengan, chidori and kyuubi's chakra. He falls into a coma and happens to land on the hellsing property. He wakes up from his coma four years later and when he awakes up the first thing he sees is a certain raven haired, red eyed NO-LIFE QUEEN and the position of king isn't filled. NarutoXfemAlucard, super-Naruto
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,377 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Alucard, Naruto U. - Complete
Another Beginning by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry defeats voldemort and ends up apparating to America fatally wounded. To end up in the hands of the Cullens - Who turn him. Back home Severus and Draco are arrested, Does he remember? does he go back to England to find out and save them? Harry starts a NEW BEGINNING for himself and Edward. SLASH EC/HP COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 87,641 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Changeling by romanescue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 5,199 - Follows: 5,985 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
Futatsu no Tsuki by JeichanHaka reviews
Completed: Light's twin brother Yue returns from abroad in the middle of the Investigation. Bonds of family and love are both tested when Yue must decide between helping Light or L, and deal with the repercussions when his friend Tenichi reveals himself as B.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,595 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/8/2009 - [L, OC] Light Y., BB - Complete
Follow Me by sunnylemon35 reviews
Hannibal visits Will in prison. Takes place immediately after the season finale. This is my first fic, so please be kind!
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L.
That Butler, New Face by weezerz2490 reviews
We all know the story of everyone's favorite demon butler and young Earl, but what if they had a third partner in crime? Let's rewrite history by adding a new face, now shall we? Chene's life is about to get a whole lot more interesting! [currently on hiatus]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 109 - Words: 301,441 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Sebastian M., OC] Ciel P.
Naruto's Strangeness by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Naruto has been acting a little strange since their first encounter with Zabuza, and Sakura drags Sasuke along to find out why, because Kakashi isn't helping. SasuNaru SLASH. On Hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,121 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eight DOs and DON'Ts of Hatake Kakashi by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Just what the tile says. Plus much beating up of Naruto's head. Humorous beatings of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Hidden Countries by Akari-Chaan reviews
Of course of all the things Rose Potter had done, jumping through dimensions and meeting a bunch of Ninja wasn't all that shocking. Being related to one of them, though, was her cursed amount of luck. Before that though, she managed to kill a snake, save a few kids, and met an oddly cute guy with spiky silver hair, and a porn addiction. Fem!Harry/Kakashi. Hermione/Iruka. Ron/Ayame
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,405 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Through the Looking Glass Redux by Aorta Heartless reviews
The Stone wasn't the only thing to come through the Mirror of Erised.
Crossover - Harry Potter & American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., Alice
Konoha's Guide by Risei reviews
Rewrite of Konohagakure's Guide, which i will leave up for about a week after I post this. - Harry finds a tome on the history of Konoha, intrigued he sets out to look for it, once he finds it he moves there, taking in Naruto as his charge. M/M, Nothing explicit, kissing later on. Itachi/Harry, Gaara/Naruto - Short Updates 1-2k as i try to make the story presentable. T for now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 271 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U., Itachi U.
Sharingan Awakening by Golden Seashells reviews
Naruto is called in for a secret 'S' rank mission. Sasuke's sharingan are about to awaken and apparently will cause the Uchiha to want a lover. Sasuke is desperate to prevent this, certain he has no time for a long term partner. Thus 'Stop Sasuke Mushiness Mission' begins! Naruto figures it can't be that hard... Right? SasuNaru SLASH includes KakaIru, KibaHina, LeeSaku and others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,944 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Fate by birdkids55 reviews
Sick and tired of the wizarding world and the crap they were putting him through Harry decided it was time for a move. Japan was the easy choice, and Oujo reminded him of Hogwarts. Watch out White Knights Harry Potter has come to town. sorry this wasn't here before but THIS IS SLASH, YAOI, BOY LOVE, AND ANY OTHER NAMES THAT I CAN'T THINK OF AT THE MOMENT! Under review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harry P., Shin S.
Blood and Family by Pauli Kaye reviews
Harry couldn't be the last of the Potters. With the way the old families inter-married, he had to have a living relative on his Father's side. Turns out, he's right. Harry joins his cousin, Garrett Hawke, in Kirkwall. How will a summer in Thedas change Harry? Takes place the summer before fourth year and during DAII Act 2. Rated M for violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hawke (M), Anders
Change of plans by Kindred01 reviews
Hannibal finds something out about Will, that makes him change his plans (I'm saying it's complete for now because I don't know if I will add more
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., J. Crawford - Complete
WARNING: It's Complicated by thegenuineimitation reviews
Harry returns changed from an interesting summer vacation away from the Dursleys just in time for the Quidditch World Cup. Little does he know that his life is about to get more interesting then is probably healthy. Slash (M/M/M). Challenge Response.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,455 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by BlueRubyBeat reviews
Naruto is bored...So he pulls out a list titled 'Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity' from his prank dresser. I wonder how much the village will suffer through?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Naruto U.
Cultivated Decadence by Destiny's-Perfection reviews
Or, 'Why the educated students of Hogwarts are Bad Influences on Japanese Footballers'. Warning: Slash/Yaoi. TFLN Prompts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Sena K. - Complete
Obento by iNzombiac reviews
Hirusena :: Sena doesn't think Hiruma's been eating well... ::My first ES 21 fic, and my longest fic ever posted:: BTW: This story switches POV's between Sena and Hiruma and will have the previously mentioned pairing. UPDATED AT LAST
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,046 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sena K., Hiruma Y.
Better in the Dark by MidnightEmber reviews
Harry is struggling after the loss of Sirius but discovering that he isn't a Potter pushes him over. Now that he knows the truth what should he fight for?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,190 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 10/20/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Severus S. - Complete
Ghostly Magic by kaze senju the wolfwarriorgirl reviews
Harry and Luna are the only surviving members of the DA. Traumatized from their final battle with Voldemort, Kingsley sends them away to recover. Yaoi included!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Danny F.
The Power of Knowledge by Lepanto reviews
AU, Harry and Naruto are by chance put together as Pen Pals, becoming the first friends either ever had. What impact will this have on the respective worlds. No slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,956 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Complete Guide of What Not To Do At Hogwarts: For Fangirls by redheadedninja reviews
The title says it all. WARNING! Contains Spoilers! Don't read if you haven't gotten past the 5th book. Also, the characters will be slightly OOC, doing things that they might not have in the canon universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
20 things I, Harry Potter am not allowed to do by jbh14 reviews
A list of 20 things Harry Potter has been forbidden from doing by order of Albus Dumbledore and the school faculty. Not to be taken seriously unless one is Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Underneath the underneath by Azurez reviews
Iruka and a group of Jounin and Chuunin are sent to retrieve one Harry Potter and protect him for the entire year. However, they should have realized that absolutely nothing as it seems. slash and darker themes. On hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,010 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Harry P., Iruka U.
Pranks and Punishments by sakurademonalchemist reviews
This is a series of crack fics that goes along to Troubles In Time and Trials of the Fox. From Pranks, Punishments, and all out insanity, it's sure to tickle your funny bone! Each crack fic will be labeled as a chapter, so I hope you enjoy them!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
New Tricks by Akasha-Bennett reviews
Nezumi notices that Shion is becoming bolder in their lovemaking. He decides that its time for his majesty to learn some new tricks. Warning: BONDAGE.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Men by Othalla reviews
It was a peculiar way to meet, but then, most things normal didn't associate with them in the first place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P., Cloud S. - Complete
A step towards Love by Shinigami no ko reviews
Ryoma returns to Japan after two years, ready to pick up where he left off. But what happens when a past better left forgotten is revealed?
Crossover - Prince of Tennis & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U., E. Ryoma, Seigaku
Together by Deaths-Black-Rose reviews
Harry is sick of Dumbledore's manipulating. He decides it's time to fight back and join his mate. Did I mention that said mate is the dark lord himself? Yep. Wonder how he takes the news.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,294 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sena On Stage by SenaAllMine3120 reviews
Sena gets pushup on Stage on day and something happens Sena starts teasing the other football players! what are they going to do! Sena get riku to join in too! what will happen when these two chibis become super sexy! (oh yeah rated M just to be safe, sorry if it to long)
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Sena K. - Complete
Share it with the world and yell it on rooftops by Anna Steyn reviews
This story uses the time-line of Eyeshield 21 and it's characters, but it tells the story I wanted to happen, especially between Hiruma and Sena. This means it's M/M. Rating is M for a good reasons, such as lemon and language (thank you to the devilishly amazing character: Hiruma Youichi).
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,212 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sena K., Hiruma Y. - Complete
The Possible Impossibility by CatsAreMyJoy reviews
One does not simply enter the Naruto world, or can she? Who knew that a phone booth with a malfunctioning light bulb could take you there! OCxNaruto, OCxGaara, OCxItachi, OCxSasori
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara, Itachi U., Sasori
Ends and Means by HaruJam reviews
Whilst teaching Harry Occlumency, Snape and Dumbledore find a memory block in Harry's mind. 'For the greater good' they destroy the block in the hopes that Harry will become more powerful and be able to defeat the Dark Lord. Do the ends justify the means?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,934 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 2,984 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 9,533 - Follows: 5,305 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Love In Fear: Sequal by Mr. Iwantyourbody Muraki reviews
Dr. Cox's form of revenge for Keith knowing about our relationship you ask? CoxJD I own nothing, duh.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D.
Going Dark by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry learns the true extent of the manipulation, including his own free will with potions. Thanks to Severus Snape he can truly become himself, he turns grey, neither Dark or Light who wins? slash SS/HP Mpreg Dark Dumbledore! Manip Herm/Ron/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,889 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Demon Blood by Zyber Elthone reviews
[DISCONTINUED/OUTDATED]A week from his birth day Harry finds out a family secret that changes his life for ever and leads to many things. HarryOCFem. BadAssKickAssHarry AntiDumbledore. Slight cross of several things, mainly Inuyasha.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,483 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Portents of Doom by Slrmn82 reviews
Sixth Year. HPSS Slash. Harry, still angry at Dumbledore, has to contend with Voldemort as well as new Divination skills. Will he and his friends survive the year as death and destruction seem to follow him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,573 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Seventh Horcrux by A Being Of Violet Fire reviews
AVADA KADAVRA. One of the three notorious Unforgivable Curses. Used the stop the heart, rob breath, steal life. But, once again, Harry Potter defies the odds. For the Boy-Who-Lived, his life, this time, is just beginning... Never-Before-Seen Plot! READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,608 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Dark Prince by Lord Shinta reviews
Harry always knew he was different but just before his 16th birthday he receives a package and a letter from Lily that will change the way he views the world forever. dark harry, SevXharry , manip Dumbledore. GRAMMAR FIXED chpts 1-3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 141,958 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
With All My Heart by Annoying Little Twit reviews
Leaving only a note, Mai runs away after being attacked. Soon the consequences of the attack start to show, and hauntings don't ever stop...
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,209 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/5/2009 - [Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru]
Outcast by Severus-is-my-man5690 reviews
WIP!Severitus, Abused!Creature!Harry. Summer after 5th year Harry's life takes an unexpected turn of events. While losing his friends, can he keep his new family in tact?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,370 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hyper Music by DeathNoteMaker reviews
[CURRENTLY UNDER REVISION] Fired from his position as manager for the immensely popular band Wizardly Wheezes after declining the sexual proposition by the son of the Pureblood Record Company's owner. Harrison James Potter is left unemployed, betrayed, and blacklisted. Enter Rufus, who offers him a chance to get back at those who humiliated him so thoroughly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P., Rufus
Bring It On, You Asshole by Cyril de Ciel reviews
Losing a bet to Malfoy, Harry is to take on the job of Bruce Wayne's personal secretary and bodyguard in Gotham City for a year. Thing is, none of the man's secretaries have ever stayed on for more than 1 week—if they were lucky. M/M
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,971 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 3,359 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Bruce W./Batman
Damaged by Pleasedial123 reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Insufferable by PwnedByPineapple reviews
"You are a most vexing child, Earl Phantomhive." "And you are an equally vexing man, Mr. Holmes, so I suppose that makes us even." With poor Watson caught in the middle. One Holmes is bad enough. SH movie!verse.
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Ciel P., S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The New Order by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry uses his visions to his advantage, watch as Harry starts creating his own side, giving new hope to those who didnt want to join voldemort or manipulative man like Dumbledore. Pre Slash SS/HP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,925 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shinobi Among Wizards by DragonLord577 reviews
fate and destiny are change when Naruto is sent to the wizarding world to live with Harry potter, the two of them with the help from the Nine-tail Fox become the Shinobi of legend, how will wizarding world react to the Shinobi among them. -On Hold /Up for Adoption
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,504 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Moving On by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
HP/EC HG/RW SS/LM SB/RL Evil AD Harrys being forced to train, Herm & Ron find out and set to free him getting Snape involved. Much has changed, people have died will Harry survive to meet his destined mate Edward cullen in Forks? vamp story! slash warned!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 85,964 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Sev Bear by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry found a Teddy Bear when he went looking for Severus, he brings him home. sleeps with it tells it his secrets. What could possibly happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 285 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
On This Cross by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
Before Voldemort, there was Tom Riddle. Harry is sent to the past in order to locate Voldemort’s weakness only to find himself falling in love…with Riddle. SLASH YAOI HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,883 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
What Change Brings by lilusayshello reviews
Harry's move to Gotham City changes his life in ways he never dreamed of... more summary inside. Bruce Wayne/Harry slash pairing, mPreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Bruce W./Batman
Phoenix Feathers by Audrianna13 reviews
DISCONTINUED Madara has completely destroyed Konoha. Only Naruto and Sasuke are left after killing him, and with nothing to live for they send themselves back in time, but receive some help on the way that furthers their plans beyond expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,650 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What The Accident Caused by i-love-naruto-yaoi reviews
The academy accidental kiss leads to feelings between Sasuke and Naruto. With the help of Kakashi's XXX book, Sasuke and Naruto learn tons of new things, like positions. Soon Sasuke wants to take the blond, but when will the blond let him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,043 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death Ride by Potatostien reviews
When L helps Max while she's in Japan she returns the favor by getting the flock to help him on the Kira case using there powers. How thing's would have turned out for both the series if they would have met.
Crossover - Death Note & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,162 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009
The Student Exchange Program by octo3.14 reviews
Our favorite Circle group is invited to experience a year at Hogwarts. Friendships form and their magical talents grow. But despite the sunshine, darkness is always lurking in the background. CoM/HP5. Rated T, just in case. **ON HIATUS** I am doing major re-writes; please see my profile for details.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,179 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 273 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Secrets of a Heart by fluffydono reviews
In this story, the two worlds of Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro and Harry Potter become one...who knows what will happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010
Hidden Layers by GentlyConfused reviews
If you blinked, and found yourself in ME, how would you react? I know how I would! Read as I peel back the hidden layers of both myself and the people around me. And watch as I fumble about and try not to screw anything up, too! Read, laugh, and enjoy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,848 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Mordin S., Shepard (F)
Love Lasts Through Time? : A Challenge by SirLordWhAtEvEr reviews
An example chapter for a challenge I've made. Harry and his wife Ginny go back through time, But Harry goes too far and hears something about his wife that he wasn't supposed to. Love potions are afoot! Please read if you're interested.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Change in Tennis by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
The Legendary Team 7 head to Tokyo city to protect Seigaku Senior High Tennis Division... by becoming members themselves. They are in for an awakening when they find out how much training they will need to do to keep up with the tennis players of Seigaku
Crossover - Naruto & Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Momoshiro T.
Spinning Whirlpool by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
What if Naruto had a bloodline and was not surpose to use it unless he really needed too? So on the wave mission he used it to save his team. Just who were the Uzumaki Clan? And why is Naruto the last? SasuNaru. On Hold
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,236 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Harebrained Heritage by Maken reviews
ºSlashº -.Harry Potter has always wanted to know about his family; of their history and their legacy. But when he receives an unknown inheritance, he finds, to his dumbfounded delight, that his family was not exactly normal.-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,960 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P., OC
A Quarter of a Soul by psychotic7796 reviews
What if Harry Potter had been born with extra powers that wizards feared and thought was myth? What if the powers he had, had not been seen for years, not since Ancient Egypt? What if he had met Yugi Mutou during the summer after 5th year? Possible SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,949 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
The Open Sea by Voldemort's Hikari1 reviews
Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones don't want just one heart! What is Harry Potter to do? Jack Sparrow/Harry, Davy Jones/Harry. Summary in profile. Under new management, original is from Dark Crimson Flame. Sign up to write the next or future chapters. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,184 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Unexpected Freedom Revised by justame reviews
Unexpected Freedom: This begins after the scene at Kings Cross. Harry finds unexpected freedom, from an unexpected source. This story is rated M, this will be a slash story. I'm in serious need of a Beta, if anyone is interested please drop me a line.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,633 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry A Demonic Friend by Pollythewolfdemon reviews
Naruto and Harry meet in a dream and share alot in common, like both being part demons. future slash HarryNaru, swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,974 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Naruto U.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,827 - Follows: 6,621 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Naruto: The Puppet King by GodricGryff reviews
CANCELLED.Uzumaki Naruto travels to Suna, and there he stumbles upon the old place of Sasori. Naruto trains to become the best Puppet user in the world, all with the help of the Hokage. Dark story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,077 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
The Phoenix Ancients by topseykrets reviews
Harry returns from 5th year depressed, Petunia has a self-discovery, betrayal is revealed, and powers awakened. Chaos surely ensues. R&R please. Warning: Slash in the first handful of chaps. Che, so bothersome. u.u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,196 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P.
Beneath the Underneath by SadameHime reviews
A man enters Yuko’s store with a wish: to see his family. This simple wish is the beginning of a journey, a journey in which the supernatural and the detection of it collide. Can Yuko aid the Kira investigation? Is there more at work than a Death Note?
Crossover - Death Note & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Light Y., Yuuko I.
Bittersweet by Death Arcana reviews
Summary inside!
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sayu Y., Sebastian M.
Fullmetal Fox by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost. Naruto will be the first alchemist in the elemental nations in over 1,000 years. Join him on his journey to find peace and love. N/A/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,290 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Mysteria by Liria Nai reviews
Days after the DOM a mysterious letter arrives and Harry is faced with a decision. Reject the offer and continue on the path Dumbledore has set for him or forge a new one and challenge every opinion ever forced on him. SLASH. Creature/grey/powerful Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,747 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Sunday Personals by fidelius thistle reviews
Sick of the way the wizarding world invades his personal life, Harry has decided to peruse the personal ad's in the Sunday edition of the Daily Prophet. Rating for later chapters, Contains BDSM and HP/SS/CW & CW/DM in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,494 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Let the Punishment Fit the Crime by Madea's Rage reviews
Snape punishes Harry fot the debacle at the Shrieking Shack and gets more than he bargained for. This fic is AU and contains parental type CP of a minor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,820 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Happy Anniversary by Backstagewriter reviews
Yako was not a genius, but she had a question that would leave even the most well-known professors baffled. What kind of gift would Neuro like? Rated T for Godai's language. NeuroXYako.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
Death Note Alphabet by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Death Note AU after episode 25, meaning that L catches Light as Kira and lives. L and Light search for a killer who seems to know the Death Note rules, while coming to terms with the developing feelings they have for each other... LxLight with MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,476 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 4,130 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Know Thyself by wellyuthink reviews
As the clock strikes midnight on Harry Potter's fourteenth birthday, the reflection of a strange boy appears in Harry's window. What unusual news does he bring? And why does this stranger appear to be none other than Harry himself? AU after PoA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,755 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 5,641 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
New Sight by krazee-kantan reviews
Finally reaching his maturity, and receiving his inheritance, a new adventure unfolds for Harry Potter... DMHP, FWGW, ?SSRL?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,520 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Lost Inheritance by ForseenMystic reviews
Harry defies Dumbledore and finds out about his mother's family. What Harry uncovers will rock the wizarding world! adopted from paulaluv2000. multiple ships REPOSTED UNDER ABRAXAN FLIGHT IN MY PROFILE! DO NOT READ THIS ONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 42,041 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
To unite or divide by HakuoBlake reviews
Naruto has been lonely and bored after rescueing Sasuke, so he befriends the Kyuubi! But what will the Ninetails do with his new friend? Become the brotherly type to Naruto! What nasty surprises with the fox pull over everyone? Yaoi,Gaara has demon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,692 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Transcendence by oStilloDreamingo reviews
Harry takes control of his life after Sirius's death. Independent!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. Sheep!Weasley. Mildly AU. Post OotP. Ignores HBP & HDH. MoM/OotP/DE/Muggle/Non-Human politics. R&R Can be read as friendship or Pre-Slash: Harry x Firenze
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,055 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Harry P., Firenze
Family Trait by Nocturnal Bastard reviews
Harry is alone at Privet Drive, doing practically nothing until Voldemort pops up in his head. Being lonely, and Voldemort insisting in not leaving, they talk... Small SPOILERS for HBP and DH as well as SLASH, HPDM short and HPLV main
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,641 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Different Path by Jessica Black1 reviews
My take on what would happen if Ebisu was in charge of Team Seven, Naruto/Mixed harem, Kakashi/Iruka, Jiraiya/Tsunade, there is Yaoi Don't like Don't read
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U., Ebisu
Harry Potter and the Lost Inheritance by paulaluv2000 reviews
Harry defies Dumbledore and finds out about his mother's family. What Harry uncovers will rock the wizarding world!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,559 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P.
The Return Of Slytherin by Pure Black reviews
Slytherin is back. Harry is kicked out from the Dursleys, the order isn't there to help him. M for language. Dark humor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,970 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Tiny Twist by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
There's been a change in plans at the Dueling Club hosted by Professor Lockhart. This is Serpensortia gone wrong...more like the scene after it. HPDM slash Creature!Harry Powerful!Harry Maniuplative!Dumbledore overlyknowledgeable!Draco Scared!Gryffindors
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Savior of the Dark and Light by Voldemort's Hikari1 reviews
New evil, new feelings for Snape, mysterious relative, a vampire for a guardian, a dragon for a new companion, saving both the light and dark sides, life wasn't supposed to get this complicated for Harry....was it? A continuation of my old story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,148 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Marauders' Tower by Ebil reviews
postOotP, independant!harry At the beginning of the summer after 5th year, Harry receives three letters that change the course of the Wizarding World and Harry's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,782 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Harry P.
Beast Lord by Ceres K reviews
Warning: OotP Spoilers After his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is getting worse and worse. Fortunately for Harry, a certain Phoenix decides to do something about it. Rating just to be safe. Not your average Independent!Super!Harry fic. Will be HG, RH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,053 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P.
Something Lost, Something Found by lunakatrina reviews
Is now HPLV slash,This is Harry's story of his ultimate betrayal to the light and the loss of all his friends, but the finding of something more sacred and possibly as holy as power. Vampire!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,627 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hogwarts does Romeo and Juliet by Medusa The Ancient Snake reviews
AU SLASH up to R rating: Things need to be taken off peoples minds, so Harry and Dumbledore come up with a play for the school to do, Romeo and Juliet. Love is in the air and some things just cannot be bared. Harrys having internal problems
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,505 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Toys are your friend by Deluze reviews
[Complete!] Harry Potter gets sent a discreetly packed package... One thing leads to another. SLASH, TOYS, Mastur. and so much more! Sort of romance... [sequel]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Revenge from the grave by black blade1 reviews
Slash, One year has passed since the day Harry Potter was killed by Voldemort in a desperate effort to save Snape from certain death. Harry is back from the grave to finish the job he was born to do. Kill the murderer of his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,714 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ashura, The Silver Fox Demon by HarbingerLady reviews
HP Naruto crossover. Post OotP. Kyuubi has a big brother? Who? Follow the story as he went back to Naruto's world armed with the knowledge of magic.Rated for the violence in some chapters
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,044 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
pheonix flight reviews
this story is by caliko and i adopted it its about naruto who was kidnapped by a flaming pheonix chicken and find out that he has a godfather that was looking for him. does not follow story line. do not own any of the anime or manga. horrable at summry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,841 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Naruto U.
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