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random things that seem to have some connection to our world

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".

A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be sitting next to you laughing their ass off at you.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Couriousity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

Heal those who are wounded, even if you can't heal yourself." Unknown

He who laughs Last thinks the SlowestUnknown

Some day..It could be months..it could be years..
But Someday..I will stand there right in front of youUnknown

The buddy-system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.Unknown

Funny how someone in war is named a hero for killing in the act of hate. And in life someone is named a murderer for killing in the act of love.Unknown

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

Smile, it confuses people