![]() Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Academy, and Harry Potter. Firstly thanks for reading my profile your all so awesome for that. this is just a little bit about me for all you stalkers out there. Hey don't you just love my profile picture, its one of my favorite of Sid and Nancy together it really shows the love they felt. Name: Yeah I'll tell you that let me just get a cup of tea. Age: i'm 13 going on 14 though I tend to act 34 or 4. Gender: Female, but I ain't much of a lady. Fav music Artist:i also like/Love (not in an order) The Ramones, The 88, Iggy Pop, Sex Pistols, Sid Vicious, The Clash, Blondie, The Beatles, Pink, ACDC, The Kinks, The Who, Eminem, Dido, Violent Femmes, Weird Al, Pavement, Motley Crew. David Bowie, Bloodhound Gang. Fav Movies: Osmosis Jones, Hot Tub Time Machine, Jackass number 2, Scream, Childs Play 4, Sid and Nancy(so sad he loved Nancy so much AND DIDN'T KILL HER), Friday the 13th, Sweeney Todd, I Now Pronouce You Chuck And Larry, StepBrothers. Fav Shows: Scrubs (my fav show ever), Batman The animated series ,Reaper, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, Teen Titans, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Supernatural, Friends, Will & Grace, SpongeBob SquarePants, 8 Simple Rules, Everybody Loves Rayman, I dream of Jennie. Fav Books:Stephen Kings IT, Please Kill Me, To Kill a Mockingbird, Carrie, anything by Edger Allen Poe Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, learning about punk history. Fav Pairings: Chucky and Tiffany, Childs Play.Sally and Tommy, 3rd rock from the sun, Harley Quinn and the Joker, Harley and Jonny Crane Batman TAS.Sid and Nancy (i know they were real but there my fav couple they loved each other so so so freaking much),Sid and Nancy. Billy and Stu, Scream. This is just I bunch of weird stuff me and my friends have done and said this and last year. 1. You know what guys, I really love Spongebob Squarepants. Once my friend told me it was on I started doing this dance Took my top of twirled it above my head and sat down, my friend looked at me and I said "what its a good show." 2. My and my friend watching T.V at my place at night. Friend: Grabs my wrist "oh 12:00 chease time" walks out of room. Me: follows her to kitchen looks at her weirdly while she eats my chease Both: start laughy wildly. 3. (same night) both extreamly tired at 1 in the the morning but can't stop watching South Park while my parents are asleep. Both: laughing at the word mingea. A couple minutes later. Friend: "He said it again" in a weird high pitch voice and starts laughing weirdly Me: starts laughing with her. Friend: "he said it again" and starts laughing again. Me: giveing her a weird look. this follows for the rest of the episode. 4. (same night) both extreamly tired at 2 in the the morning but can't stop watching South Park while my parents are asleep. Friend: "yawn" "I'm annoying" (she meant to say I'm tired). Me: looks at her weirdly, "Okay thats great, but I already know that" Friend: "I said what now. He said it again" in that weird high voice and starts laughing weirdly again. (we were watching that episode again). 5. Friend: I don't know what too get. Me: why don't you get the make-up bag its only $30. Friend: gives me a really annoyed look "I don't have $30 I only have $40. Me: gives he a weird look back Friend: "Oh (laughs) no, no I'm not getting that. 6. Friend: I was rasied In the getto Me: I was rasied to to act like I'm from the getto. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it! Friends: Tell you that you look nice. Friends: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced. Friends: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night). Friends: Smile when you get obsessed with something. Friends: Say "see you later!" Friends: Bail you out of jail. Friends: Forgive you. Friends: Politely refuse food. Friends: Are only through school. Friends: Laugh with you. Friends: Tell jokes with you. Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. Friends: Annoy you. Friends: Forget you. Friends: Like you. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad: Follow her When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you: Give her your attention When she pull's away: Pull her back When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared: Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does When she misses you: she's hurting inside When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it WARNING: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PROFILE BECASUE THEN YOU WILL BE IN A SHIT LOAD OF TROUBLE! A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. (I have no idea why that name is on the end of there, but yeah.) sorry for posting this but I sorta kinda really belive in this sort of stuff. My name is Sarah 4 children die as a result of child abuse. 3 of the four children are under the age of four. A report of child abuse happens every 10 seconds. Child abuse happens in every socio-economical stand point, educational level, religion, and ethnicity. Children who have been abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol and 3.8 times more likely to abuse drugs. 1/3 of abused and neglected children will end up abusing thier own children-- thus continuing this horrid cycle of hate. Child abuse is never the child's fault. Every day there are well over 9.6 million children in the U.S. alone who suffer silently. Afraid to expose the family secret. If you believe that child abuse is a horrible cycle that must be put to an end, post this on your profile. Let us become the becon of hope to those children who must fight the silent battle day by day. Together, we can end their suffering. Their lives already have so many stricksagainst them. Let us fight with them and let them all know that they are not alone and loved. Put this on your profile if you support the end of child abuse. -- Please I really hate that stupid skankbag!! If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile. Seriously get some culture people!! Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead who keeps your picture in his wallet who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants who holds your hand in front of all his freinds who thinks your beautiful without makeup one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! This was just cute, and ultimately true, if you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile You Say Pink If you've ever had a dream about something you've never seen, seen it the very next day, and thought you were going crazy, copy this into your profile If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile. If you got so obsessed with something that you got your best friend/friend obsessed and now you get annoyed with how obsessed she(or he) is copy and paste this in your profile ( I made that last one up ;)) If when you listen to music on your Ipod, and you have the volume on low the music is still so loud that your parents tell you to turn it down, copy and paste. That has happened to me one too many times. My Favorite Insults (use at your own risk) Everyone is intitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the priviledge. I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already have. I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't. Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we? Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal. You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication. Is it time for your medication or mine? Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot! Roses are red, List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over. If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a window or glass door that you thought was an open doorway, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever stayed up and read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile. If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile. If you really like to quote things, copy this onto your profile. If you sometimes find yourself narrating your life as if you were writing a story, copy and paste this in your profile. If you're quiet a lot but also REALLY loud at times, copy this onto your profile. If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile. If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If your parents/siblings/friends often get annoyed with you because you take more than an hour searching through books at the bookstore, copy and paste this into your profile. Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this onto your profile. If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile. |
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