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Joined 02-13-09, id: 1837108, Profile Updated: 03-05-11
Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Academy, and Harry Potter.

Firstly thanks for reading my profile your all so awesome for that. this is just a little bit about me for all you stalkers out there. Hey don't you just love my profile picture, its one of my favorite of Sid and Nancy together it really shows the love they felt.

Name: Yeah I'll tell you that let me just get a cup of tea.

Age: i'm 13 going on 14 though I tend to act 34 or 4.

Gender: Female, but I ain't much of a lady.

Fav music Artist:i also like/Love (not in an order) The Ramones, The 88, Iggy Pop, Sex Pistols, Sid Vicious, The Clash, Blondie, The Beatles, Pink, ACDC, The Kinks, The Who, Eminem, Dido, Violent Femmes, Weird Al, Pavement, Motley Crew. David Bowie, Bloodhound Gang.

Fav Movies: Osmosis Jones, Hot Tub Time Machine, Jackass number 2, Scream, Childs Play 4, Sid and Nancy(so sad he loved Nancy so much AND DIDN'T KILL HER), Friday the 13th, Sweeney Todd, I Now Pronouce You Chuck And Larry, StepBrothers.

Fav Shows: Scrubs (my fav show ever), Batman The animated series ,Reaper, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, Teen Titans, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Supernatural, Friends, Will & Grace, SpongeBob SquarePants, 8 Simple Rules, Everybody Loves Rayman, I dream of Jennie.

Fav Books:Stephen Kings IT, Please Kill Me, To Kill a Mockingbird, Carrie, anything by Edger Allen Poe

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, learning about punk history.

Fav Pairings: Chucky and Tiffany, Childs Play.Sally and Tommy, 3rd rock from the sun, Harley Quinn and the Joker, Harley and Jonny Crane Batman TAS.Sid and Nancy (i know they were real but there my fav couple they loved each other so so so freaking much),Sid and Nancy. Billy and Stu, Scream.

This is just I bunch of weird stuff me and my friends have done and said this and last year.

1. You know what guys, I really love Spongebob Squarepants.

Once my friend told me it was on I started doing this dance Took my top of twirled it above my head and sat down, my friend looked at me and I said "what its a good show."

2. My and my friend watching T.V at my place at night.

Friend: Grabs my wrist "oh 12:00 chease time" walks out of room.

Me: follows her to kitchen looks at her weirdly while she eats my chease

Both: start laughy wildly.

3. (same night) both extreamly tired at 1 in the the morning but can't stop watching South Park while my parents are asleep.

Both: laughing at the word mingea.

A couple minutes later.

Friend: "He said it again" in a weird high pitch voice and starts laughing weirdly

Me: starts laughing with her.

Friend: "he said it again" and starts laughing again.

Me: giveing her a weird look.

this follows for the rest of the episode.

4. (same night) both extreamly tired at 2 in the the morning but can't stop watching South Park while my parents are asleep.

Friend: "yawn" "I'm annoying" (she meant to say I'm tired).

Me: looks at her weirdly, "Okay thats great, but I already know that"

Friend: "I said what now. He said it again" in that weird high voice and starts laughing weirdly again. (we were watching that episode again).

5. Friend: I don't know what too get.

Me: why don't you get the make-up bag its only $30.

Friend: gives me a really annoyed look "I don't have $30 I only have $40.

Me: gives he a weird look back

Friend: "Oh (laughs) no, no I'm not getting that.

6. Friend: I was rasied In the getto

Me: I was rasied to to act like I'm from the getto.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
Best Friends: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

Friends: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
Best Friends: Start gushing with you.

Friends: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
Best Friends: Get obsessed with you.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forEVER!

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it

WARNING: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PROFILE BECASUE THEN YOU WILL BE IN A SHIT LOAD OF TROUBLE! A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. (I have no idea why that name is on the end of there, but yeah.) sorry for posting this but I sorta kinda really belive in this sort of stuff.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

4 children die as a result of child abuse. 3 of the four children are under the age of four.

A report of child abuse happens every 10 seconds.

Child abuse happens in every socio-economical stand point, educational level, religion, and ethnicity.

Children who have been abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol and 3.8 times more likely to abuse drugs.

1/3 of abused and neglected children will end up abusing thier own children-- thus continuing this horrid cycle of hate.

Child abuse is never the child's fault. Every day there are well over 9.6 million children in the U.S. alone who suffer silently. Afraid to expose the family secret. If you believe that child abuse is a horrible cycle that must be put to an end, post this on your profile. Let us become the becon of hope to those children who must fight the silent battle day by day. Together, we can end their suffering. Their lives already have so many stricksagainst them. Let us fight with them and let them all know that they are not alone and loved. Put this on your profile if you support the end of child abuse.

-- Please
--put this on ur
--page if you hate
--miley cyrus and think
--she is a really bad
--role model for
--little girls
--and cant sing!
--thank you!!

I really hate that stupid skankbag!!

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

Seriously get some culture people!!

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead

who keeps your picture in his wallet

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds

who thinks your beautiful without makeup

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

This was just cute, and ultimately true, if you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You say High School Musical
I say Sweeney Todd
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Helena Bonham Carter
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Johnny Depp
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different..
And That You All Are
ALL THE SAME

If you've ever had a dream about something you've never seen, seen it the very next day, and thought you were going crazy, copy this into your profile

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you got so obsessed with something that you got your best friend/friend obsessed and now you get annoyed with how obsessed she(or he) is copy and paste this in your profile ( I made that last one up ;))

If when you listen to music on your Ipod, and you have the volume on low the music is still so loud that your parents tell you to turn it down, copy and paste. That has happened to me one too many times.

My Favorite Insults (use at your own risk)

Everyone is intitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the priviledge.

I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already have.

I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.

You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me beautiful,
What happened to you?

List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.

If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a window or glass door that you thought was an open doorway, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever stayed up and read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile.

If you really like to quote things, copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes find yourself narrating your life as if you were writing a story, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you talk back to the TV (often quite loudly), copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but also REALLY loud at times, copy this onto your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your parents/siblings/friends often get annoyed with you because you take more than an hour searching through books at the bookstore, copy and paste this into your profile.

Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile.

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The Devil's Crossroads by Gray Glube reviews
It's a painful thing, admitting to himself that he'd choose a girl over someone he's spent two decades with, but honestly, it's an easy choice. Collab with ohyellowbird. The last part of our "Devil's" series.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
The Devil's Rejects by ScarlettWoman710 reviews
Violet called the shots, she always had. He'd let her abuse him as long as she wanted, let her shame him and pick back the scabs to expose all the dirty wounds he'd rather leave healed. Companion piece to ohyellowbird & Gray Glube's Devil's Series.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
The Devil's Playground by ohyellowbird reviews
"Hey Langdon…" She pulls her head up from her knees and turns to more wholly face him, reaching out and walking her fingers down the knot of his Adam's apple, lethargy turned bold. "Wanna screw?"
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
The Devil's Due by Gray Glube reviews
"Make her stop." The protest is weak. He knows, he hears, he only half hopes they listen. Gift Fic for the-noble-war, companion piece to The Devil's Double and The Devil's Advocate
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
The Devil's Advocate by Gray Glube reviews
"If I let you touch me will you leave me alone?" The question, delivered dry and coupled with her stare, makes him disgusted with himself and unbearably excited in equal measures. Companion piece to The Devil's Double by ohyellowbird
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
The Devil's Double by ohyellowbird reviews
Langdon wasn't Tate's twin, not really, but they were indentical. / TWINCEST
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Tate L.
Lullaby Suicide by paperstorm reviews
It would have been beautiful, if he'd been yours unconditionally, but he wasn't. Jessica's POV, hints of Wincest, not a happy story. Canon character death.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Break by BooBaLooPants reviews
1985 film. Evil Ed visits Charley. Ed cries, Charley tells Ed he wouldn't mind being a werewolf. vague/implied slash.
Fright Night - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Charley B., Ed L. - Complete
Timeless by Caelistis.Rydraline reviews
A series of little Hamlet/Horatio scenes, varying from silly, to romantic, to tragic.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2011
School Lovin' by wekfnwekonf reviews
"Hey babe, how would you like to Slytherin to my bed?" Following their success, Draco and Hermione decide to tell two other students about their little game...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
Lighten Up, No One's Dying by kandisi reviews
Set during NoES4. After Kristen's pulled them into another dream, Joey and Kincaid talk it over at the Crave Inn, while Rick and Dan talk about Kristen and her very spooky friends who definitely won't be dying that night.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Dan J., Joey C., Roland K. - Complete
I Want to Tell You by CliCliW reviews
Hamlet has relearned the value of love, and who he'd always felt he should love. Hamlet/Horatio fluff! First attempt at Hamlet!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
I'm Only Sleeping by Hoshi Nagaiki reviews
A collection of two Beatles dreams I've had and a short drabble.
Across the Universe - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
How You Know by BimboBoop reviews
Ten ways to know if your girlfriend and best friend are into each other. Series of pre-show scenes that should have warned Nate that there was an attraction between Chuck and Blair, including lots of friendly banter between the two. Hints of N and S.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,938 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
I Put A Spell On You by Word-Stranger reviews
Another RobinxJinx oneshot, another shared moment. Probably sucks, you decide.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Robin, Jinx - Complete
Vanilla and Purple Ice Cream by Word-Stranger reviews
My first Teen Titans fic. Oneshot. RobinxJinx. The two conflicting characters share a conversation.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Robin, Jinx - Complete
Not so Private Confessional by Little Gem Magnolia reviews
Daphne has a secret, a secret she's kept hidden for the good of the gang but a writing assignment for English has her spilling her guts on paper.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Daphne, Shaggy - Complete
Explain by voldemortsfanfiction reviews
Remus explains to Harry and Sirius part of what happened to him during the Lost Years and why couldn't he raise Harry. SiriusxRemus One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Rising of the Sun by sunkist shots reviews
Mark wakes up early and sees something he's never seen before.
Boat That Rocked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010
The Vanishing Cabinet by Violet Wild reviews
"Draco's Detour" from Half-Blood Prince, told from Draco's and Narcissa's perspectives. One shot. Rated T to be safe for VERY minor language, it could probably be a K . I just felt like Draco's and Narcissa's sides of this story were begging to be told!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
15 Reasons Why Remus Lupin Loves Sirius Black by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
No summery is needed. Just read the title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
15 Reasons Why Sirius Black Loves Remus Lupin by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. List.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If I Should Ever Lose You by storytellers reviews
I finally caved in and wrote a Basil/Dorian. Once again movie based, filled with industrial amounts of drama and fluff and exploring what might have happened in the movie, not the book if Basil had a little more self-respect.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Basil H., Dorian G. - Complete
A little bit too easy by foxinthesnoww reviews
A chance meeting on the deck of Radio Rock. Mark/Carl. Warnings: Slash, M/M Sex, some language, drug use
Boat That Rocked - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Carl - Complete
Easy by Andian
It would be easy. Easy and painful. Billy and Stu
Scream - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Dead Memories by childxofxdeath reviews
A fight between Donna and Eric sends Hyde into unwanted memories, and only Jackie can calm him down. T for slight language and suggested violence. Meant to be a One Shot, but submitted as in progress for possible later chapters if requested.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Steven H., Jackie B.
Why I'll Follow You Home by RebootZ reviews
Meet me at the bluff tonight, i'll tell you all about it." "I can't." "Why not?" "I...I have someting I have to do." Richard’s first though was ‘Who is she?’
Murder by Numbers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
You Have 13 New Messages! by waiting-in-the-shadows reviews
When Jason finds a laptop left by a stange girl at the lake, he decides to explore the vast world of the Internet! review or he'll squeesh your head!
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009
Istud est Non Factum by Zallah reviews
An afternoon in Wittenberg. Hamlet/Horatio pairing.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Lucky 13 by Donteatacowman reviews
It's Friday the 13th, and you know what that means!: Johnny 13/Kitty fluff. Kitty takes Johnny to a secret location. Kissing ensues! And also a bit of ghostly mayhem, 'cause really, what's the fun without that?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Johnny 13, Kitty - Complete
The Thirteenth Hour by dizappearingirl reviews
Twelve hours. She had twelve hours. Why did she wait until the last minute? -for DP Angst Day-
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Kitty, Johnny 13 - Complete
Millenium by Thatchy reviews
Just a little slash drabble, working with the pairing of Billy and Stu. So yeah. Billy/Stu.
Scream - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Twelve Friday the 13ths by MaceEcam reviews
A horror twist to a common Christmas song.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Twenty Questions by poestheblackcat reviews
Twenty questions that Sam has asked Dean over the years. Birthday challenge for myself--20! Collection of cuteness, angst, hurt, and humor in chronological order. About half of the oneshots are pre-series.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,455 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Adventures In SlasherSitting by ToS Lover reviews
When an unsuspecting girl is forced to babysit four of the world's most famous slashers, what hijinks will ensue? And more importantly, will she get out alive? NOTE: On hiatus until further notice.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
Hiding Hyde by childxofxdeath reviews
Hyde is feeling more down than usual and can't control his sadness. Will someone comfort him, or will he be left to fend for himself as usual?
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Steven H., Kitty F. - Complete
Bill and Beverly go on a date an IT oneshot by IceG0dde55 reviews
Bill Denbrough agrees to go on a date with Beverly Marsh. As usual, this is kept between themselves. They know how their date will begin... how will it end? Based more on the novel .
It - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Don't Take the Girl by nannygirl reviews
Steven Hyde never wanted anyone to take this girl. Very loosely based off the song by Tim McGraw.
That '70s Show - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Future Worth Fighting For by Rolyn reviews
What happens when a set of twins from the future claim to be Raven and Beast Boy's daughters? All hell breaks loose! But what is their reason for going all the way to the past to see their parents as teenagers? Maybe the future isn't looking 2 bright BBRa
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,489 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
The Good Stuff by nannygirl reviews
After a fight with his wife, Hyde gets some advice from the one and only Red Forman. Very loosely based off the song by Kenny Chesney.
That '70s Show - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Steven H., Red F. - Complete
Caffeinated Get Away by JokersGirls reviews
After a heist, The Joker and Harley Quinn race down the streets of Gotham in attempts to get back to the hideout with a newly aquired and stolen priceless artifact. But what happens when Harley needs to make an unexpected stop, at a Starbucks?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Waiting on a Woman by nannygirl reviews
Red gives Hyde some advice on waiting. Very loosely based off Brad Paisley's song. Jackie and Hyde with a dash of Red and Kitty. My first 70's fic, enjoy!
That '70s Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Steven H., Jackie B. - Complete
Trip The Light Fantastic by Pearl Emerald reviews
20 Hamlet x Horatio bits. Some RxG, and it helps if you've read the play, though that's not necessary.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Control by Miss Baby reviews
Who knows what you may gain once you're willing to give up control? JasperXRosalie. AU/AH/OOC-ish/lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
The Arithmetic of Memory by Assimbya reviews
After Hamlet returns to Elsinore in Act V, Horatio muses on their relationship.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Idle Thoughts by Synnerxx reviews
Billy lets his thoughts wander. Billy/Stu drabble.
Scream - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Caged Bird by Wildcard reviews
Boo Radley got locked away for something much worse than just being drunk in public, but nobody's left who knows what it was. Except Boo. One-shot, Boo-centric, contains SLASH. Be warned! No flames accepted.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/18/2008
Tiffany's Tale by MysticTaters reviews
The story takes place throughout the "Child's Play" series and Tiffany finds out what has happened to human Chucky, in the story it shows how she meets Damien, and others and many other situations. Please R&R if you wish.
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008
Exhaust by Patchwork Poltergeist reviews
He doesn’t even look up when she comes in. But that doesn’t really surprise her much. /Johnny 13 & Kitty; TUE continuity/
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Kitty, Johnny 13 - Complete
Going Greek by Gryvon reviews
Bill/Ted. Bill and Ted discover a new part of Greek culture.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Not As Black by americangrl69 reviews
Set after the attic scene. Jamie's thoughts on what she saw in Michael's eyes.
Halloween - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Where the Rubber Meets the Road by Patchwork Poltergeist reviews
Get this straight: I'm not a jinx. Jerks say that because when bad stuff goes down, somebody's gotta catch the blame. Let 'em talk. I got my bike and the best girl in the world on the back of it. That's more than enough. But I'm startin' to wonder about these weird shadows, though...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,832 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Johnny 13, Kitty - Complete
Scary Stories ReTold by TheTeenTitanMonix reviews
Stories to give you chills.Make you laugh.Make you cry. Take a look inside...if you dare.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy
She Watched by Missie DuCaine reviews
RichardJustin She'd been lying about the video, but there really was one, after all.
Murder by Numbers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Utility Belts by PlumCrazy reviews
Jinx is sitting in the new Hive Base when an unexpected visitor arrives... Oneshot... My first Teen Titans fic so please don't kill me...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Robin, Jinx - Complete
Misfortune by DixieMame reviews
Another part of the 100 challenge thing. How Johnny met Kitty, and a clue as to how they met their fate.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Johnny 13, Kitty - Complete
Imperialism by AutumnDynasty reviews
Of morality and the private empire that is Hamlet's mind. Minor HoratioHamlet slash.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
The Rest by Nerdanel reviews
The rest is silence. Hamlet and Horatio, before the end. Mild slash.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/11/2005
Who Am I? by ThisGirlSays22 reviews
SamDean slash incest His father used to tell him, We don't know who we are until we see what we can do. Disclaimer: I don't own em.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Complete
Scream, a different point of view by thrillergirl reviews
Billy's father thoughts after the two first scream.
Scream - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Complete
Whiskey and Sex by luke-sama reviews
Hamlet angst over how to get revenge, and Horatio, being the wonderful friend that he is, brings him some whiskey and lots of comforting touching. Lime, Hamlet x Horatio.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2004
Fashion i' th' Earth by Kang Xiu reviews
Horatio takes care of Hamlet in his madness. Slash.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2004
Blind Heaven by Syal reviews
Hamlet slash. Horatio is the sole possessor of Hamlet's love.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003
Butterfly by Chainlinks reviews
When metaphors are reality, conformity is the only option. Slash, RogerJack, AU.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Complete
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Remus' Torment
My OC charater Lupin's daughter Tori has stole his chocolate whats he gonna do. yeah I'm a big fan girl. Please R and R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Tori and Marni: Hogwarts needed this
Victoria Lupin and Marni Black, the best new people to walk though the Hogwarts doors. Rated M for future chapters. I know its been done but I like it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Mystery Story
I had to write a mystery story for english. please R and R.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete