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Do Over by TKegl reviews
Every Christmas Eve, Edward Cullen sits in a bar and regrets the decision he made ten years earlier that tore Bella from him. But when he gets a second chance to right that wrong, it's not quite what he expected
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,720 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Mile In My Shoes by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
what if one night Edward and Bella had got into a fight over Edward making love to her, and suddenly they find themselves in the others body. Edward in Bella and Bella in Edward. will they find a way back to normal or have to stay like this forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 206,026 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21558 - Favs: 12,117 - Follows: 8,060 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Sorry! This story has been removed from this site. Please see my bio for more info!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sugar Daddy Needed by jess2002 reviews
Renee is cutting Bella off. Bella needs money and Edward has a lot of it, but Bella gets more than she expected. Can she handle it or will it be too much? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,586 - Reviews: 4544 - Favs: 3,612 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9638 - Favs: 9,678 - Follows: 6,516 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Juice Box Wars by typerventilating reviews
Bella wants a juice box. Edward doesn't want cooties. When Edward devises a plan to save the boys from this horrible "disease" Bella has to fight for her juice box drinking rights! AH BellaXEdward Fluff, cute! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Impending Mania by BonitaChic reviews
Post Eclipse. Bella and Edward try to one-up each other with romantic surprises. Who will win the upper hand? Series of one shots, all fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving! *First Place and Funniest Popular Vote in the Twilight of Craigslist Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Nerd Story of Love by tufano79 reviews
Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 324,659 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
La Vita Nuova by Jenn1987 reviews
"Courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration. Generally, it was kept secret and not practiced between husband and wife." The secret life of Bella Swan & Edward Cullen: 1996 - 2014. AH/AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,161 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3153 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mine by Letholog1ca reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends with benefits for years, but for some reason he has started avoiding her. Rumors start flying that she's been seeing Jacob. What happens when Edward's jealousy takes over? Why is he trying to stay away now?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,985 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Behind Blue Eyes by Whispering Ember reviews
Sequel to Beautiful Green Eyes, Takes place during new moon. Edward left Bella but with many unknown loose ends. What happens when he comes across her more than 3,000 miles away from Washington in New Hampshire? Drama Angst ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
MAN his butt is FINE! by EmbracingGrace1 reviews
Edward and Bella fluff. Cute... Edward catches Bella looking at something and wonders if she always thinks like that. Now a series of oneshots. Check um out! Thanks Guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Secret Sex by erinlinn reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6337 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 3,610 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4941 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding Photographer OneShot by Discordia81 reviews
When Bella is hired last minute to photograph a wedding for the Cullen family, she's grateful for the experience and the money. Upon arrival, she begins to suspect there's another assignment on Esme Cullen's mind – one involving her handsome son Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Painful Bliss by Moonlight.Asphyxia reviews
Years have passed since the War and everyone has settle back into their home to enjoy the peace. Little do they know that trouble is beginning to stir again and it all started with a little unexpected sibling. Will Bella cheat death once again? LH sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/5/2009
Doorstep Bundle by mersedez2001 reviews
Edward the perpetual bachelor, was loving his single life until one day a child he didn't know he had, was left on his door step.Sexward is now being forced to be a stay at home dadward.Better summery inside! A/H, cannon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 120,485 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hope by BeWhoYouAre99 reviews
Edward's sister dies and he is left to look after his three year old nephew. How does he manage? He meets Bella but is she the solution to all his problems? Will she fill his heart with love? All human. EPOV. A drabblish little story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
French Kisses by cullenarydream reviews
Left with deep pain from a previous marriage, Edward Cullen, heir to the Cullen Banking Business, must deal with an overbearing mother & young second wife as he tries to start a family. As he embarks on a new life, will he be left with emotional scars forever or heal with the help of his not-so-innocent wife Isabella? Meet Frenchward & his Belle! One-shot. BxE. AH. BPOV now added.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best Of Both Sides! by TWILIFE2011 reviews
*Winner of hosts choice in the Fornicatin' Fathers day contest*... Married to the love of his life for 7 years, Edward soon shows Bella he is more than just a father he is also THE DADDY! AH, rated M for language and HOT lemon. This is a one shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3812 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bed on Isle Esme by captaingrossaint reviews
Chapter 5 of Breaking Dawn from the point of view of the bed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Kitty's Tale by CullensTwiMistress reviews
It's that time of year again, I need my check-up. I really wish Bella would stop flirting with the new veterinarian, although I have to admit, his freaky colored eyes are quite nice. AH; Crackfic; CatPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Make Me: OneShot by MissJanuary reviews
Petulant little boys, sticky summers, awkward first kisses, sexual awakenings, teenage fantasies, a back seat almost and a challenge… Make me! Bella and Edward grew up together, annoyed each other, and wanted each other. Edward tried to flush her out of his system with other women, and Bella suffered in silence, believing her best friend would disapprove.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stink that Binds by theonlykyla reviews
Edward is the imperfectly perfect husband...with odor issues. Can Bella show him the problems without embarrassing him? Or will she have to take drastic measures into her own hands? Written for Mamadog93 - very tongue in cheek with a smidge of eww factor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saving Up by FicThisGifAnonContest reviews
Four years is a long time to date someone. Unless it's Edward. Gorgeous, charming, intelligent Edward. Then again, he's so cheap he steals toilet paper. No one's perfect, that's for sure. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Love Again by Jordanfan360 reviews
Bella is a 26 year old kindergarten teacher who has given up on love. Will her new green-eyed student's father change all that for her? Edward is a 30 year old Pediatrician, divorced and father of a 5 year old green-eyed little boy.AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,720 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Part Time Lovers by edwart reviews
Edward decides to pay Bella a visit while she's working at 'Newton's Outfitters'. Pure parody, I guess Edward's maybe a little OOC. Don't take too seriously! One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We're gonna laugh about this someday by norcaltwitard reviews
This is a one shot I wrote for the Remember when this was fun contest. It is ExB AH, AU. Rated M for all the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isabella of Lore by maniacalmuse reviews
Edward has a secret obsession, one he plays out with his two best buds in the sanctuary of his dorm room. It's all fun and games until the object of his affection crashes the party one night, throwing Edward into a tailspin of awkward discovery. AU/AH/OOC/Rated M for dirty thoughts, bad language, and extreme geekiness. Winner of BEST OVERALL in the RememberWhenThisWasFun Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through a bite and a dare by yeszcullen reviews
Edward's forced to take the bus, irritated by such luck he never expects to find such a pretty girl. Bella never does anything exciting, but what will she do to change it when Rose and Alice proposed to her this dare that involves an Edward and a bite?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Theory by LJ Summers reviews
Originally written for TwiFicPics' "Talk Nerdy to me Challenge," this is a story about how Geeky Edward meets stunning Physics TA Ms. Swan and, well, talks nerdy to her. She's different, though, and he has theories about why. Edward/Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Through the Eyes of Jake by RenaBug1 reviews
An Edward and Bella love story, told through the eyes/POV of Edward's loveable mutt, Jake.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Betrayed by Purpleluv250 reviews
Bella finds out she's pregnant and she goes to tell Edward but finds him cheating. Will she forgive him or not?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,228 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
Duty Weapon by BettiGefecht reviews
"Put the gun down!" - Bella and Edward caught in the act. By Charlie. And we all know Charlie owns a gun. Silly entry for the Remember-When-This-Was-Fun contest. Rated M. One-shot. Won 'Fic That Made Us Laugh Out Loud' - yay! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Masen: The Epitome of Classy by taylorishotterthanrob reviews
Two years after The June Cleaver Experience, Edward and Bella take on two new cases. Marriage and Children. Oh and there's also the fact that Edward has taken on the job of protecting a beautiful millionaire with a price on his head. 2nd in The BM Trilogy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,823 - Reviews: 999 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Big Sister Is A Teenager by IcedvoLvos reviews
9 year old Alice Cullen looks up to her older sister, Rosalie, a little too much.Bella Swan is more interested in her tamagotchi... and Edward Masen, of course. When Alice invites Bella, Edward, and Jasper over to play teenagers, hilarity ensues.One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Aliens and Newtons by im with the vampires3 reviews
why isn't Edward paying attention? He's trying to figure something out. Bella was trying to tell him something, but he won't listen to her. What will she do to get his attention?...hope you like this!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Car Wash by nails233 reviews
Picture inspired one shot turned short story. An early morning car wash could brighten anyones day, but can it change your future? Mature and crack fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,495 - Follows: 6,356 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turnabout by catharticone reviews
With only the best intentions, Edward deceives Bella about the nature of an appointment with Carlisle at the hospital. Bella wants revenge, but what can a mere human do to get back at a vampire?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Last Friday Night by amandac3 reviews
Whipped cream flavored vodka, Justin Bieber, skinny dipping & Birthday Sex! Spend 24 hours in the life of Edward Masen. While celebrating their dirty thirty, twins Edward and Jasper, and their bestie, Emmett, carve a path of destruction through the city.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,964 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1999 - Favs: 4,322 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No More Boundaries by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Five Mistakes I Made That Led Me to You by Catastrophia reviews
At 30, Edward realizes that he made five monumental mistakes in his life, but what he didn't realize was that those mistakes would be profoundly life altering; leading him to her. A romantic drabble in EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our First Thanksgiving by dontrun reviews
Three days before Thanksgiving newly engaged Bella gets some surprises from her fiance Edward. What is his secret and will their relationship make it? And what happens on Thanksgiving day with his ganja loving brother meets her chief of Police Dad?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3318 - Favs: 5,090 - Follows: 3,600 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Bella by Rason reviews
Edward doesn't return after leaving Bella in the forest in Forks. Eight years later, Edward discovers she lives nearby & is persuaded by his family to find her. What he sees will shock him. Can he love the person Bella has become? Lemons. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,014 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 3,786 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Nuts by risbeencoldplaywhore reviews
A story so wrong, it will make you miss the Christmas Shoes song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,761 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My First Kiss: An Isabella Outtake by DistrictThirteenTribute reviews
In Isabella, we discovered Bella had her first kiss with Jacob. But how exactly did it happen? And why is she so embarassed to tell Edward about it? Not really an outtake but call it whatever you want. Bad summary so please read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Bella Swan: The June Cleaver Experience by taylorishotterthanrob reviews
"We are sending you in under cover." I balked at him and he smiled. "Oh you won't be alone honey, you Mrs. Cullen, will be going in as the wife of a mister Edward Masen." AH, OOC, lemons. Frequent Updates, Now Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,600 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fake Promiscuous Antics of Edward and Bella by MsDelightfullyInsane reviews
"It's just that…he makes us seem so prudish! I mean, we're not repressed Edward. Why can't he just acknowledge that we hump like bunnies nightly?" "So, wait. You're upset because Emmett is making us seem too prudish and not because he talks about our sex life in general?" "Yes, of course I am!" Rated M for language and themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT by LADARTHA reviews
Have you ever looked at someone and knew you were meant to be? Problem is that someone has other ideas. So, you just have to convince them otherwise. Right? Yeah, good luck! Women do have a mind and will of their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,568 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Steps by Lipsmacked reviews
Edward takes some advice from Emmett with sexy results. Between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn **Chapter 9 Added 01/25**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,984 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11759 - Favs: 9,974 - Follows: 6,753 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He loves me,He loves me not by reader962 reviews
Edward left Bella,his best friend behind to become an actor.Now after 2 years, he is a superstar and has dated many models and actoresses. But in midist the fame, he has completly ignored Bella. Now,what happens when he comes back on his birthday...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Good, The Beard and The Stubborn by rinabina reviews
A mini-take for Foul Territory. Edward comes home from a road trip with a new "development." Bella reacts, lines are drawn, sides taken and the bet is on. Who will break first? Will be complete by the end of the week. E/B AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 4002 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finding Bree Tanner by coldplaywhore reviews
A comedy about trying to find your way in life, while trying to 'rescue' your high school sweetheart from hers, only to discover she doesn't want to be helped. Rated M for language and all that good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,311 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Regal Love Story by twilightlover179 reviews
Set in the 1800's. Isabella is the new wife of Edward, the King Of England. Having not known him before their marriage she struggles to have a relationship with her husband that isn't just physical.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9529 - Favs: 8,817 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be? B/E M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 276 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23172 - Favs: 15,571 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Bed by ericastwilight reviews
Edward has been trying all morning to get his neighbor's attention, at the risk of being manhandled by others. Will he finally get the woman he's been lusting after? Or will old Ms. Stanley get her paws on him? Collaborative w/kyla713
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girls get there own back by Mystery Girl 01 reviews
The boys insult the girls. Its time for Rose, Alice and Bella to take action but what have they got instore for the boys? Rated M for lemons and mature theams. OOC LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS and a few more LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
What Do You Want For Breakfast? by Vican reviews
Newlyweds, kitchen sex, bacon and pancakes. That pretty much covers it. A silly little story for IcelandGirl812's birthday. ExB, AH, M-rated. Do not take any of the following seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ungussied by PortiaKhalo reviews
Bella's serious aversion to bananas has held her back since childhood. Can she overcome her fruit-related hatred and live the life she's meant to live?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ice Cream and Rain by cullenisabella reviews
Things were perfect until Edward's bravery and patriotism made him join the army. Now, a year after he left, Bella has lost all touch with him and believes that he's dead. Then why is she so anxious when there's a knock at her door in the morning? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Green eyes by Whispering Ember reviews
Edward visits a witch on a "hunting trip" now he has 24 hours to be human with Bella. Funny situations and Lemons are promised detailed and juicy lemons i might add X3
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by twilly reviews
When an overnight rain cools things down, Edward heats things back up, claiming his sleeping beauty. Zero angst, fluff ball oneshot from the HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Peace by bevcannon672 reviews
After New Moon. Edward left and didn't come back for 3 years. He found a completely different Bella. Addicted to drugs and selling her body, could he save her? A/U Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,668 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Pizzazz by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Bella meets Edward. Edward is trying to be sneaky. Bella calls him the unabomber. Wuv, twoo wuv. Not a crackfic. Drabbles, AH, AU. One a day. Written for Chip, my home girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 15,078 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Sofa King Edward! by TEAMEDCHICAGO reviews
Bella finds herself in a very important covert mission...Operation "Get That Man's Tongue On My Cooter". Bella & Edward, Human. One-shot. Lots of Lemon and lot-o-funny! M/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost and Found by 19-twilight-fan-93 reviews
When Charlie moves to La Push with Sue, Bella is welcome into the Cullen house wih open arms. What happens when there is a box found while cleaning out Bella's room? Cannon Pairings. Cullens - Vampires Bella - Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,554 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Office Love by Nothing and Anything reviews
Bella and Edward were in love, but Bella found Edward cheating on her. Her new job leads them to cross paths again. Will their love be found again? What really happened?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,740 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 6,260 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Treasures by melanieintn reviews
Edward has found the love of his life, Bella; he is also going to be a daddy. Come share in the joys of Daddyward and Momella. E/B, canon, AU, Vampire, Lemon, One-Shot, BD Timeline, Entry for Who's Your Daddy in the Fornicatin' Father's Day O/S Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
BitchySwan by NTJB reviews
Just. Read. It.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 40,751 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Emasculation of Edward Cullen by Forever-Liz reviews
Edward Cullen is a college freshmen. Forks High's Golden Boy now finds he's a little fish in a big pond & fodder for frat boy pranks. Embarrassing situations threaten to destroy his confidence until he meets an imperfect girl who shows him his true value.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,183 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Damn by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Bella's sex life takes a turn for the best when she meets Edward. Unfortunately her grades take a turn for the worst. Oneshot based off of "Damn" by The matrix and Katy Perry. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evening the Score EPOV Outtake by DH78 reviews
This outtake was originally sent out to all reviewers of Chapter 11, and takes place as Edward is making his decision to either take New York's offer, or play for Chicago.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 5,586 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Inside by ummmm26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are the populars, and Edward, Emmett, and Jasper are the nerds. Will the girls learn not to judge them on their appearance, but what is on the inside? Guys are vampires, girls are humans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,575 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sexcapades of Edward and Bella by SamsLovelySummerGirl reviews
Bella and Edward have become very comfortable with their activities between the sheets. So comfortable, in fact, that one of them has considered the idea of trying something new...E/B AU/AH Series of One-shots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8686 - Favs: 7,927 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Big Green Tractor by FicFloveR reviews
Bella, Edward, one big green tractor, and a whole lot of lovin! O/S, mature audiences only please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxzombity by Lovelybrutal reviews
What if High Anxiety's Bella and Edward came back as zombies for a day? And they were really frigging gross? A spoof outtake written with EdwardsBloodType's blessing. Rated M for lemons and because it's totally disgusting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evening the Score: Play On by DH78 reviews
Futuretake based on the story Evening the Score. Edward and Bella are now married and enjoying their little adventures in a very different way. Edward is still a hot pro-soccer player. Bella is still a badass. Originally Submitted for the FFF Comp.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will it Ever End by imatwin247 reviews
Bella and Emmett come up with a little bet. Edward and Bella have to take on a challenge. See what kind of activities they have to go through to prove themselves. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Play Dirty by love of escapism reviews
My version of Eclipse from chapter 20, the difference being that when Edward and Bella are alone after Edward properly proposes he gives into having sex with her. From then on Edward and Bella can’t keep their hands off each other. Full of lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,135 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Beauty by sheviking reviews
Companion piece to My Viking. Chapter one from Edvard's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Inamorata by TheRainGirl reviews
Watching from afar... Silly, sarcastic, sexy. Edward loves to watch. Bella loves to show. Horny hilarity ensues. AH/AU Cannon Pairings. Rated M for language, content, and well duh... lemons. Peeperward & Stripperella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,910 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lick by BeCullen reviews
While his husband sleeps, Edward decides to worship his body. Slash E/J Oneshot written for jagr9563's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
From Perfect To Wrong by RealLoveContest reviews
Edward planned the perfect anniversary for he and wife, Bella, including the horizontal tango action after their date. But, he could never have imagined that their kids would be such cockblockers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cake by PinkDaisies4 reviews
Bored in class one day Edward agrees to a bet with Emmett and Jasper that he must bed any girl of their choosing. The target? Bella. Will this be the "cake-walk" Edward professes or will he learn the lesson of his life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,800 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deceitful Taboos by LyricalKris reviews
It was love at first sight. He made her heart flutter. She took his breath away. It was a match made in heaven... with one exception - he thought she was his cousin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,812 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clinical Love by shpwhitney reviews
Bella finds the perfect man in Edward; what's not to love in a sexy, cultured, successful, rich doctor? Well, the fact that he is somewhat clinical in every aspect of relating! Pineapple Awards Contest entry; A/H, lemons, hilarity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through My Eyes by Picklewinkle reviews
Best smut winner in the CURVACEOUS AND BODACIOUS BOMBSHELL FIC CONTEST. Edward thinks Bella is perfect the way she is. Now that he finally has the chance, he's going to prove it to her. Rated M. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 143 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Bella
No Place To Go by CollegeCyns reviews
Time had taken it's toll. She had no place to go. They found her body resting by the river. I didn't get to say goodbye. My whole world crashed and burned when she let go. She was my everything. "I'll see you on the other side. I love you, My Forever."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Green Jacket by Picklewinkle reviews
JUDGES' CHOICE WINNER in the LET THE GAMES BEGIN CONTEST. Edward Cullen's golf game is falling apart. Can his new female caddy help him turn it around or will she just be another distraction? ExB, AH, Rated M. 9800 words plus glossary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,719 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
Glory of Love by lvtwilight09 reviews
Nineteen year old Bella Swan's life is irreversibly changed when she finds out she's pregnant. How will Edward react when he finds out that his plan for life is going to change because he is about to become a daddy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What a Girl Wants, What a Boy Means by Writing Ficariously reviews
A seemingly simple love is more complex when it involves the male mind. The story of a boy and a girl, and a relationship told out of order. AH. Collection of drabbles. Ratings vary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 13,311 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Doors Down by lemmonpie reviews
When Bella moves into Edward's apartment building he's just a gamer who's afraid of talking to girls, but what happens when he realizes that she's the only girl he wants to talk to? Lemons ahead. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,588 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In My Head by catcammug reviews
Let's just say Edward has an interesting night!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Biter by emeraldstarforever reviews
Funny one-shot that is good for a quick read. Bella is the new girl in town, and Edward falls for her immediately. Will he be able to surpress his strange and embarassing quirk? Please give it a chance a little strange, but funny! Don't forget to review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Too Shy by nails233 reviews
What if you were too shy for your own good? How would you meet the love of your life if you barely spoke to anyone including your family? What if your soulmate had the same problem? A story about finding love when your definitely not looking for it. Au
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,060 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
Insecurities and Inexperience by TwifanUK reviews
AH/OOC. Edward and Bella have been best friends all their lives and after officially becoming a couple there is only one thing standing in their way. Sex. Life can never be easy for the pair and nothing goes as planned. Between their own inexperience an
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,881 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confusing Diagnosis by Tarantallegra13 reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn. Things get a little hectic in the Cullen household after a visit to a therapist leaves the girls with personalities different from their own...hilarity abounds! All couples featured. R&R A/J,R/Em, E/B, J/R, C/E Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare High School Friends by TWILIGHT LOVERR OFICIALL reviews
Bella, Edward and the rest of the cullens are attending to Forks high school. One day, the students stay locked in school because of a snow storm and they start playing truth or dare. Very embarassing. Bella is still human, but is engaged to Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8933 - Favs: 5,913 - Follows: 3,942 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Because of a Spoon by Babypeach16 reviews
Bella isn't thrilled that Charlie decides to ship her off to Nerd Camp. When she meets Edward, though, she quickly changes her mind. Too bad they only have three weeks…Or do they?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,208 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Curse Is Broken by TSA-Hot-Lemons reviews
Bella's birthday has always been cursed: on her 30th, she's sick with the flu. Can Edward kiss it and make it all better? An AH story about the gift of playing doctor. Canon pairings, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life and Death with the Original Succubus by April Rane reviews
When you meet a woman who makes you forget you're engaged, it's unsettling. When the man draws you in for reasons you can't understand, love can follow. So can sex and murder. Rated for SLV Mike/Tanya, Canon, post BD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,562 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Mike, Tanya - Complete
Guinea Pig by DirtyBJH00r Contest reviews
Bella wants to learn. Jasper wants to teach her. Edward? He's just happy to be their guinea pig. A o/s for the "Do you have what it takes to be a Dirty Bj H00r?" Contest! AH AU Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family: Cullen Style by TheRobpattzlover reviews
Famous actor Edward Cullen doesn't live a typical life:he's in love with bubbly and naive teen Bella;his ex-wife,Alice,lives with them;his daughter Angela hates Bella; and his baby, Riley, is intent on making Bella his new mommy instead of Alice.LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
Surprise by abinar reviews
Bella has a surprise for Edward after she's been away for a while. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drunk Requests by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
Bella goes to Quils birthday party and ends up getting drunk; Edward takes care of her. Of course, the rest is hilarious. Takes place at the beginning of Breaking Dawn, before Edward and Bella are married. Rated M for language and sexual references. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everybody Poops Sometimes by JustForkIt reviews
It's true. Everybody poops sometimes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Assward met Bella: A THO Prequel by JustForkIt reviews
Wanna know how they fell in love? A prequel to The Honeymoons Over. Chronicling Bella and Edward's courtship, when Bella meets Esme for the first time, and all the good stuff in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nymphomaniac by touttoi reviews
Nymphomania: An abnormally excessive and uncontrollable sexual desire in women. Bella makes an interesting first impression on Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Call Girl by Rason reviews
Edward and Bella meet for a very interesting night of unclothed fun and pleasure. Includes an entire lemon tree.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Edward, Bella
Don't Bet Against Bella by nitareality reviews
A O/S for the Fandom for Preemies Compilation. Edward loses a bet to Bella, and the consequences are farther reaching than he ever could have imagined. Silly, smutty fun. Rated M for sexual content. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss My Ass by Cookie Monster 16 reviews
Bella Swan, is teased everday for not fitting in. Edward Cullen, is the popular Jock who makes her life miserable. Bella leaves only to come back years later hotter than ever. Will she forgive Edward or turn the tables and make his life a living hell. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Best kiss by warblinginthetardis reviews
Takes place in Eclipse. Bella's day at school is better than she expected when Edward comes up to her in the parking lot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Road Trip by whalestail reviews
Five years later, Bella and Edward and their firends take a large family vacation. Let's go along on the trip and see what can happen? AU normal pairings and their kids.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,359 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Morning Love by KatieySwan reviews
Bella and Edward engage in some sweet morning love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What You Want by twiheartfan17 reviews
Bella is Edwards best friend. She is in love with him. He is a player and too blind to see her. Will he realize bella or will it already be too late. I know bad summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Home by Sab0511 reviews
"I told you that I'd be home in time for our ten year anniversary." Edward reflects on his life with his wife and how he's disappointed her through out the years.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Good with The Bad by chartwilightmom reviews
Sequel to The Good & The Bad. Follow Bella & Edward as they mend their relationship &start their new lives in LA. Old friends & new enemies make life more interesting. With Twilight Records blossoming, Bella &Edward find their niche in the music industry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,111 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unspoken Secrets by AngelDust246 reviews
When Edward comes back in New moon Bella's barely talking to anyone even himself and everyone at school hates her. Will Bella find the courage to tell Edward the awlful truth about what happened to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,184 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Loves Me For Me by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward Cullen was always a little on the nerdy side in high school. Bella Swan was always a little too hardcore. Geekward FGB oneshot for kezcullen. Rated M for lang
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flying by April Rane reviews
Twenty hours on a plane makes Bella a dull girl. Unless someone wants to play with her... Outtake from "Life and Death with the Original Succubus," but works as a standalone. Canon, Post BD, rated for inappropriate sexual activities.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lucky 13 by itsjustme1217 reviews
Nerdy Edward has always had trouble with girls and has yet to lose his virginity. His brother, Emmett, decides he just needs to date more in order to find the right woman for him. AU/AH My Entry for The Cherry Exchange Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Super by CrumblingFool reviews
My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Somebody's watching by KatieySwan reviews
Bella and Edward are having sex and they don't know they are being watched. Who is watching them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Don't Believe in Vampires by lazykate reviews
"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's bad trip by Alice's Fashion reviews
The cullen's and Bella go back to Pheonix for 3 weeks. What the Cullen's didnt know is that Bella was bullied at her old school. Will things change now the Cullen's are with her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,453 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella
Cleanup in the Produce Aisle by Minnakoda reviews
Struggling to fill his solitary hours, Jasper decides to play a little game at the grocery store, but who will be the winner? Entry for the Lovin' in the Oven Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
For No One by LovelyTomorrow reviews
Two years after Edward left Forks, Bella has moved on. She goes to college, has new friends, and is happily in love with Jacob Black. Her new life will be turned on its head, though, when Edward returns, apologetic and proclaiming his undying love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,172 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - [Bella, Edward] Jacob
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Little Bella by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
What happens when somehow Bella is changed into a 4 year old. Can Carlisle help, or will Nessie have a new twin sister?
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8976 - Favs: 8,055 - Follows: 4,030 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three of a Kind by ShockedUp06 reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitchin' in the Kitchen by frantic-daydreamer reviews
It's been a long, hot summer and Bella has had just about enough of her husband and their DIY remodel. Can things be resolved before the entire family arrives to demolish their kitchen? Second Place Winner of Lovin in the Oven Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nectarous Rapture by One Brave Lamb reviews
A One-Shot for the Lovin' In The Oven contest. A sweet exploration of a husband's memories. "Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all." -Harriet Van Horne
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Bun In The Oven by Cilla1970 reviews
Edward and Bella are trying to get pregnant. How do they keep it interesting? Simple…a little fun with food. 2nd Place in Lovin' in the Oven Contest-Main Course and a Judges Choice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Improv by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Bella is taking the subway when she notices that she's the only one wearing pants…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Am I? by Whispering Ember reviews
Its been months and Bella is just beginning to become stable. Suddenly she forgets everything. What happens when Edward returns and she has no idea who he is? Read and find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella
Environment Week by mswhitlock reviews
It's Environment Week at Forks High School. What happens when Mr. Banner decides to take the school camping to celebrate? Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,875 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Cousins Come! by glamorgirl reviews
what happens when bella's cousins come to forks, meet the cullens, and become obsessed? find out! it takes place after new moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,469 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
Bella's secret by Alice's Fashion reviews
Bella has a secret in school, a secret in maths. What will happen if everyone finds out? What will Lauren and Jessica do? What will happen if Edward finds out? cullens vamps, Bella human- rated T for bullying and sensitive subjects
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Really, Really by lleighhh reviews
All-human. Slightly OOC. Sequel to "555-1073". We skip an entire year. Everyone is in college. But the thing is, they're all split up. Can they survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,480 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The MiniBloodsucker by Arraya reviews
Edward saves Bella...from a spider! And she attempts to initiate A Talk. Total fluff. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's questions by Alice's Fashion reviews
A group of one shots, where Bella asks questions everyone wanted to know- starting with aliens! Includes questions from bella's period to sex questions with alice and emmett! Just a bit of fun. rating will change in later questions!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella
Practice Makes Perfect by Eleanor Boleyn reviews
Bella has agreed to marry Edward and he finally agrees to start "practicing" for the wedding night. Rated M: for Lemons ***HIATUS*** On break due to lack of inspiration. Oct 2011.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bella's fear by Alice's Fashion reviews
Bella's not scared of vampires, or werewolves, or even death, however come faced with a spider anything can happen... characters belong to Stephanie Myers- second chapter up-third ready but i want 3 reviews :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella
Caught! by KatieySwan reviews
Edward and Bella get caught having sex by their son.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,206 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Keeping Warm by LunaClipse reviews
One-shot. One winter night when Bella and Edward are moving boxes into her storage room, they end up getting locked in there with nothing but the cold. What will they end up doing to keep warm? All-human. M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Hospital Visit by AngelDust246 reviews
Post-NM Pre-Eclipse. Bella ends up in the hospital and is about to get Major Surgery done. How will Edward and the rest of his Family react. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stopping Success by monroesherlock reviews
Bella Swan fell in love and soon after, she fell pregnant. Edward's sudden success made her run in fear, taking her unborn child with her. Now Edward's getting married and Masen Swan's doing anything to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,463 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Less than Patient by EternallyCullen reviews
Cannon post Eclipse One-Shot. Bella & Edward spend some time together after Alice wants to sort out wedding plans. Bella; as accident prone as ever needs a little care and attention. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Momster of the Bride by paramorebrighter reviews
AH- Bella Swan is engaged to the man of her dreams- the only nightmare is his mother-in-law, Liz, who has an opinion on everything concerning her wedding. Can she survive her own wedding? For the Wrong Kind of Monster... In Law Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When it Rains by chivalryisntdead reviews
Bella comes home one night to discover Charlie acting out of character, and Jacob and Billy seem to be behind it. What happens when Edward finds a letter waiting for him rather than her? After Eclipse, before Breaking Dawn . ExB of course! REWRITTEN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,577 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sarcasm by gracekathrynm537 reviews
Edward's teaching his classes when a three year old Nessie shows up with her coloring book, ready to hang out with Daddy at work while Mommy runs errands. A light and fluffy one shot, but a few Nessie tears.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Bubbly by FiferRose reviews
Rosalie takes a drastic step to keep a clumsy Bella safe from harm: she wraps her in bubble wrap. Parody-ish.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Just Be by mskathy reviews
Edward has competed with Bella every step of his adult life - culinary school, opening their own restaurants and finally on Iron Chef America. Will Iron Chef Cullen's cuisine reign supreme?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Changed not for the better by Lovely lil' Evie reviews
Edward never came back in NM. Bella moves on but in a different way than Edward had planned. Meeting Marcia and Christy changed her, and not for the better. What will the Cullens find when they return? -Continued from Christy Swans "Breaking you promises"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,555 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Remember Me by EnchantedSailorBella reviews
I sat across the room from her as she slept. It had been weeks since the accident. "Edward," she whispered in her sleep. The only hope that I still had that she remembered. A/H
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,546 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking your promises by Christy swan reviews
Edward never came back in NM. Bella never moved on. She starts hanging out with the new girls, Christy and Marcia and gets involved with drugs. What happens when the Cullens come back and find a different Bella? Rated T for language, drugs and cutting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,921 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Quarter a Day Keeps the Doctor Away by dancnstacy09 reviews
Entry for the 'Fun With Your Clothes On' contest. Rated M AU/AH - When Edward starts dating the new girl in town Dr. C decides to toy with his son's chances of getting into the sack with her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Elites: Undercover Hacker by Crystal Stones reviews
oBella Swan hacks into the government’s computer system for a guy named Edward & finds herself in deep trouble. Accepting an offer to join a secret agency instead, she goes on a mission as an undercover model. Her partner? Turns out to be Edward himself!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7185 - Favs: 5,548 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6056 - Favs: 10,445 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lonely Thoughts by typerventilating reviews
Apart of my imagination. That's all he is. Comparable to a child's night light or favorite blanket. I kept him around and he stayed around because he wanted to and because it was his job to keep me from lonely thoughts. B/E -LEMONS- later on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Seducing my Fiancé by Lovely lil' Evie reviews
Bella is tired of waiting and she wants Edward. Now. One-shot LEMONS! Takes place in eclipse. R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by PaulIsMySilverWolf reviews
“Bella if you’re watching this, I’m sorry. I was an idiot. I let the most important thing in the world slip through my fingers while I stood by and watched. Losing you was the worst thing that’s ever happened to me..." Songfic, A/H, E/B, one shot fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Mood by mpg reviews
Sometimes date night doesn't go as planned. Contest entry for Public Lovin. Rated for language\lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Good and The Bad by chartwilightmom reviews
AU/AH OOC Bad girl Bella Swan takes on a challenging bet to turn Edward, resident golden boy, to the dark side. Can one bet turn into a life time of love? Lemons and adult situations. Better Summary inside. Collab w/Luvrofink and Chartwilightmom
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,536 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Anatomy Lesson by kimpy reviews
When Edward asks Bella to help him study for a test, she has no idea that it is a hands-on learning experience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Virgin Millionaire by TG81 reviews
Edward Cullen, successful and handsome and a virgin. What happens when he goes to a matchmaker to find a spouse? My contest entry for the AwkWard contest. Rated M for awkward dry humping.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Cinnamon Bread and Awkward Head by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Entry for the Awkward Contest. Sugar and Spice and all things awkward. Will Edward's embarrassing behaviour blow his chances with the girl of his choice? Or will cinnamon gum lover Isabella Swan know just what to do with him? O/S. AH. Second Place Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pissed Off by summerleigh81 reviews
My entry for the "AwkWard" contest. A dorky Edward meets a beautiful Bella at the beach and what's the first thing he does? Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Strapped by bananapancakes7 reviews
FOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - Collab w/ queenofgrey - Some anniversary memories are meant to be scrapbooked. Some are meant to be scrapped, completely. Rated M for cringe-worthy situations, inappropriate language, & sex that is all kinds of weird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firefighter's Wife by ldreed reviews
Edward is a firefighter, and Bella is his wife. Edward has been on call for awhile now- too long for Bella in fact. When Edward is finally home long enough, they both get it on! M for one juicy lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Right Side of Wrong by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Another one of Emmett's 'bright' ideas leaves Edward & Bella in a fight. What will it take for Edward to convince Bella to let him back in the bed? Can Emmett help right the wrong? Both E & B POV, AU, AH, rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,862 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In His Arms by Crimson Love20 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. Edward and his entire family leave. What happens when the family stops talking to Bella, then suddenly springs the surprise that Alice and Jasper are coming to Forks to get married, and Edward is also engaged? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,084 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
5551073 by lleighhh reviews
All-Human. Slightly OOC. A kissing booth, Bella Swan, and Edward Cullen. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misinterpretations by Celesoan reviews
Edward, 28, is coming home from work while his twin is occupied with someone else in the kitchen. OS, AU, AH, slightly OOC, EPoV. Rated M for language and lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward - Complete
Breaking Edwards Boundaries by neverendingXdreams reviews
The title kinda sums it up, we know how Bella is always trying to convince Edward that they should go further. well this is my take on things.will Edward finally let Bella get what she wants? slightly after new moon.kinda ignores other books.please read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Ice Lolly by Ilisti reviews
Bella wants Edward badly, Edward of course wants to wait to try until they are married. However Alice has an idea that will not only help Bella in the mean time but will also make the wedding night a lot easier for her. My first fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
House Keeping by LauraHannah90 reviews
Bella is getting stressed with the housework so Edward offers to help his fiancee out. But what does a vampire know about cleaning? Fluffy One-shot. Pre Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cockblocked by randommama reviews
Edward had been missing girlfriend,Bella,all week & wanted nothing more then to make up for lost time and get himself laid.But,the sight of his Gran making a spectacle of herself was an effective cockblock. Was O/S entry for FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Renesmee has a cold by catherinedoncaster1995 reviews
renesmee has a cold, and Edward is there to care for her, plus a bt of bella edward fluff at the end absoloutley TEAM EDWARD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Pushing Boundaries by future.mrs.vampire.13 reviews
Bella and Edward have three weeks left until their wedding. What happens when Alice intervenes and makes things a little easier for them? Lemons galore. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,447 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beneath the Bluff by Twilighter620 reviews
Smut Monday by Ninapolitan piece. Edward is a casino thief. He's lost his love, Isabella, in an unfortunate mistake & misunderstanding. When Edward realizes this may be his last chance to win her back, all the stakes are raised and all bets are off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Kiss or the Cake by asclaw14 reviews
After losing a bet to Emmett, Edward has to pay up by enlisting Bella's help in answering a question for Emmett. Is kissing Edward still Bella's favorite? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grabbing Hold of Letting Go by Calendulam reviews
Bella has been away from home for a long time, and is only convinced to return by the impending marriage of her best friend. Jasper is scheming, Alice is worried and Edward is smitten. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,422 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Honeymoons Over by JustForkIt reviews
What happens when the honeymoons over and you have to start dealing with life? Edward and Bella learn that being married isn't always easy and crazy MIL's dont just go away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,955 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
******THIS IS A SERIES OF ALTERNATE POVS FROM THE STORY SHOW AND DON'T TELL. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU MUST READ SHOW AND DON'T TELL FIRST! EPOV moments from Show & Dont Tell
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vanilla Salt by BottledCoke reviews
Common girl, Bella and rich guy, Edward. It's a war between the "Perfects" and "Rebels" at Volturi Academy but behind closed doors, the clothes are gone. Edward wants to announce their status but Bella refuses to let him. AU/AH, BxE, Lemons, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,563 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always by xlovexlustx reviews
Edward and Bella have grown up together, being adopted by the Cullen family after having horrifics pasts. One day Bella goes missing...how does Edward and the rest of the family react? SHOCKING and slight DARKWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,238 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
St Peter Help Him by JK5959 reviews
Edward is successful in Volterra, but ends up somewhere he never expected. What will become of him now? Will he ever be reuinited with Bella again? E/B, one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Captain Cullen by BoyfriendDenim reviews
Bella watches a pirate movie when Edward is late from work one night. Lemon One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh, Edward! by kimx0x reviews
Guaranteed to make you laugh!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
How to Be An almost Perfect Wife by Sasha Feirce reviews
College students Edward&Bella are recently married.Upon finding the book"How to Be a Perfect Housewife."Bella tries to follow its advice;only to discover she likes their imperfections and happiness more than a clean, quiet home. Series of one shots. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rosalie SHUT UP! by oreobabysunshine reviews
Basically Rosalie says something over the line to Bella! Bella explodes and eventually ends up telling the Cullens about her crappy child hood! rated M just in case!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
After Office Hours by JackBadJuJu reviews
Edward & Bella are due for a vacation after falling on hard times. But Edward's forgotten the keys to the vacation house, & has to go back to the office to get them. He's pissed. She's worried. Making up is fun. LEMON. Oneshot. AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Renesmee Wets The Bed by Catday reviews
Nessie wakes up one night wet. Why is she so upset? What do Edward and Bella do? Funny one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Comfortable by jadedandboring reviews
Bella receives a letter from Edward nearly a year after they've broken up. He misses her, wants her back and isn't impressed with his new girlfriend. What happens when they meet after she reads it? A FGB auction piece, written for TrixieTraci.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett's Hannukah Challenge by lexiecullen17 reviews
The Cullen Family is gearing up for another holiday season. Emmett has a special challenge for the boys. Who will be brave enough to accept the terms? Post-BD. Written for the Eight Days of Cullen. Rated M for language and an absolutely hilarious lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Bittersweet Marriage by Just Me and My Vamps reviews
Marriage isn't perfect or easy but just imagine how it is for Bella . Her mother in law hates her and she has to live up to the expectations of being a Cullen. And not to mention the twist and turns of life with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,112 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3496 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Christmas Surprise by dontrun reviews
When Edward takes his two kids to the Christmas tree lot he comes away with more than just a tree. Can a chance encounter lead to forever? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Swan: Best Brother Ever by katietheryn1 reviews
Emmett takes things a bit out of hand when it comes to protecting his little sister Bella from every teenage guy at Forks High. But will Edward fall victim to Emmett's act, or get the girl? ONE-SHOT AH E/B: Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Path of Becoming a Family by edwardheartbellaforever reviews
Edward and Bella have been married for 2 years. Edward has plained a special anniversary for them. However, Bella tells Edward that she wants to start a family. Find out what Edward's reaction is... CAUTION: Swearing and Lemons. NOT FOR 18 AND UNDER
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Defying Gravity by Jenny0719 reviews
Edward Cullen moves to Seattle where he meets and falls in love with Bella Swan. He leaves all of it behind to travel the world, only to find himself lost without Bella. When he returns, he finds that his life is going to change forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,782 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stupid Sparkling Vampires by Badgirl.Riddim reviews
When Bella is being poked to death by an annoying Edward what will she do? Slightly OOC but generally filled with humour. Story is very good, it is I that suck at writing summaries : Rated T cus I'm nervous & there's implied naughtiness ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You'll Do by JustForkIt reviews
For The Kids contest. Edward surprises Bella, digging up some of her embarrassing memories as a child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Edward's Kid by Lunar Siren reviews
Edward wants to buy Nessie a nice car for her birthday, but she has other things in mind. Jacob gets stuck in a car, Bella gets hot and bothered, Nessie keeps a secret from her parents. Fun times abound in this one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Nessie's First Halloween by sarahalliwell reviews
Edward and Bella take Nessie trick or treating. Just a cute, fluffly one-shot. Rating T because of some not so friendly thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Mr and Mrs Cullen by rawr.eyeliner.skittles reviews
One-shot. A day in the life of Mr and Mrs Cullen. Rough bathroom sex at school. Dirty talking Edward. I do not own Twilight. My first story, quite short, sorry. Rated M for sexual content and profanity. Review please. Thankyou!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Princess Bella by jess-luvs-music reviews
Isabella Swan is a princess in France. Her mother arranged Bella a marriage with Edward Cullen, Prince of Italy. what happens when Bella falls in love and Edward cheats on her. Years later they meet again. will sparks fly all over again... Reiview!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,636 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Days by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, so this is the sequel to BabyBella. Hmmm, seems easy...taking care of a baby, right? But, it's Edward...well, this will prove very interesting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Free At Last by darkxlight reviews
ON OFFICIAL HIATUS! After BD, Rather OOC and AU. Bella and Edward decide to take a month-long second honeymoon to explore both their new mansion and their sex life. What can they do in 31 days? Warning: Lemons galore starting w/ ch.2 ! BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,338 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Innocent by be minee x reviews
Emmett, Alice, and Jasper tell Bella some embarassing stories about Edward. Bella wants to calm Edward down, and discovers something new about him.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like Moths to Flame by NanMcCullen reviews
DILF Contest: New divorcee Bella finds a fresh new face next door to her dad. Single dad Edward finds the girl from his dreams living the with the cop. A kid in the mix really shakes things up. But maybe dreams do come true after all. MA OOC AU Citrusy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 433 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pet Problems by Nessie96 reviews
Set after Eclipse; Charlie is worried that Edward will leave Bella again, so he convinces her to get a pet- trying to soften the blow. Well...pets are not Bella's strong suite. Will they perish like the one's before? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lock The Doors by PurpleCrayons reviews
Edward and Bella just had the best sex ever. But before they could clean up, Charlie walks in. What happens next? INCLUDES LEMONS. Now Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Who? by awfullynormal reviews
Bella trips, falls, and gets amnesia just days before the wedding. How will Edward convince her of his love... again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,438 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sick by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Bella gets sick and the Cullens are there to help take care of her! Family fluff with a lot of Bella X Edward fluff. Post-Eclipse, pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella - Complete
Happy Anniversary by Emerald Thorns reviews
Bella surprises Edward for their anniversary...after making him extremely pissed. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Second Chances by Kitrino reviews
Edward had more reasons to leave Bella behind this time. After 70 years, he found out that he left something more. How will he and the Cullens deal with it? Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,091 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Camping With The Cullens by MissPeaceLoveLaugh reviews
bella goes camping with edward and the cullens and gets some laughs. i mean for it to be a nice funny one shot. its my first one shot so be nice and read please. epov and bpov. bella sleep talks, read and review please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Steady, As She Goes by K.greeni reviews
Edward is a cocky jock with charm, Bella is a returning student to Forks- different. Let’s just say she gives someone a run for their money. Bella’s still sweet with just a tweak of boldness. Lemons in later chapters. Pure sexy to come. Please R&R & enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,076 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Oh hell by xtwilight18x reviews
Bella was not much for tattoos. Or piercings. So how is it she ended up with three tattoos and an irate boyfriend covered in them who's dying to give her another? Can he con her into getting a piercing she hates as well as ink like his? Lemons Big Time!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,900 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Night by beeJar reviews
All human. After 9 years of not seeing her high school crush, Bella is forced to meet Edward at his request. Lots of laughs as she tries to escape several times but fails... well she actually falls.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,742 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Even Numbers by Cristalake reviews
Edward notices an odd quirk of Bella's and wonders.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward and Bella Survive an Earthquake by CherBella reviews
This is an entry for vjgm's Trust in Advertising Crackfic contest. Edward and Bella must work together to come up with a campaign for a "unique" product.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After The Turn Escapades by MaeCullen17 reviews
This is the sequel to "Before The Turn Escapades". It's a series of adventures that Bella and Edward take after her change into a vampire. Very Lemony, just the way you like it!: May get OOC. I won't be continuing this story...my sincere apologies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boring Bella by Lunar Siren reviews
Emmett makes an observation about Isabella Swan. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Anniversaries and Rabbits by nobloodnofoul reviews
A One Shot on ExB married life. A doctor Edward neglected wife Bella forgotten 3 year anniverary FAIL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Watching WHAT? by Tippi.Hates.Birds reviews
Bella has another secret... What has she been watching? Edward is determined to find out, and Bella is determined to keep it to herself. What is Bella watching that she needs to keep a secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PreSchool friends by gummiebears reviews
What happens when Bella is the new kid in pre-school? Who will be her friends and who will be her foes? Edward and Bella in their early ages. EXB. One-shot. All human. For MissStrawberries Cullenizer Monthly One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by Pixie.girl.cullen reviews
Edward Cullen, most popular guy in the school and can charm any girl into his bed. But what happens when he is bet that he can't bed unpopular Bella Swan? better then it sounds. B/E, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,969 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scars by Fabrizzles reviews
A fluff three shot that follows Edward learning the stories behind the various little scars Bella has. Full Summary inside : Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Before The Turn Escapades by MaeCullen17 reviews
A collection of "romantic" escapades of Edward & Bella before he turns her. *She never get's pregnant on Isle Esme* Pretty true to character. Lemons galore! Stay tuned for "After The Turn"! **Check out my other stories!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,833 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imaginary Love by Dalia907 reviews
Edward had been Bella’s salvation, her imaginary friend. But imaginary friends can’t stay forever, and soon she’ll forget all about him…right? Written for the Bookward “Off The Page” Contest. Twilight/Sundays At Tiffany's. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Project by OliviaJane reviews
Alice has a personal project no one knows about. After finding out her cousins Edward and Emmett are moving to Forks she devises a plan to see to it that her best friends Bella and Rosalie fall for them. Will her project be a success? AH/OOC/Award Nominee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More Than A Beautiful Mess by OliviaJane reviews
Edward and Bella have only recently confessed their love for one another. How will Edward react when the new kid in town shows up setting his sites on Bella as well? AH, OOC, ExB FLUFF. "The Project" Sequel, but can stand alone. A Past Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,218 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Listen by badSokkaaaaa reviews
Conversations happen in the oddest places. But how can you expect a man to walk you through an orgasm in a doctor's office? One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Hurts by Moonlight.Asphyxia reviews
Bella leaves Edward, after seeing him kiss a vampire girl named Sheila. She goes to Volterra to keep the promise Edward made. What will happen when she is not killed and changed instead. ExB. R&R please! Finally finished! Thank you all for reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,994 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When you're gone by Reike90 reviews
Edward left Bella. She's raped by Mike. What happens when Edward comes back and Bella is pregnant. How will he react? And what will Mike do when he discovers he is going to be a daddy? Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,728 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night Alone or How to Propose to a Girl in Four by Annoret reviews
A Night Alone or How to Propose to a Girl in Four Torturous Steps. Chpt 20 Eclipse Edward's POV. I had giggle fits writing this one! Rated M just in case. R&R and Enjoy hopefully!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Kissing Styles by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella decides to try out various kissing styles on Edward, after he call her a tease...OCC...ALL HUMAN...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Contradicting Contractions by jezzeria reviews
A huge huge huge crackfic! This is not serious, this was all done in fun! Now that my disclaimer is out of the way, did you know that you can have orgasms while giving birth? Neither did Edward. AU AH dirty disturbing lemons inside One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5769 - Favs: 8,907 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,596 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
3 am by OneEclecticMess reviews
Edward and Bella had a baby the old fashioned human way and he's just showing some love
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Daddy Makeover by ebhg reviews
When Renesmee returns home from a shopping trip with a Caboodle of hair accessories, Daddy is her preferred makeover subject. Charlie's recent words on fatherhood convince Edward to take it like a man and allow his daughter some fun at his expense.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sweet Slice of Married Life by lavender.ferryboats reviews
Edward and Bella are married and living together. A peak at their every day life. AU/AH, slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Documentary by magnolia-bunny reviews
While bonding with Charlie over an animal documentary, Bella finds a new nickname for Edward, or just all vampires in general. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desire and Ice by Kitschisme reviews
My entry for BritishBitches Official Summer Smutvent Calendar 2009. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored popsicle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Still by LovelyTomorrow reviews
After Mike Newton's graduation party, Edward helps an intoxicated Bella into bed. Takes place between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing Daddy by PenName76 reviews
Renesmee wakes up to find Edward missing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
One Week by Jen2112 reviews
Edward and Bella are alone for one week. Edward wants to push the physical boundaries, can he do it without losing control and killing her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,300 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Relieving Sexual Frustrations by APlethoraOfGreatness reviews
Every chapter is a lemon of its own kind. Chapter one is really suck-ish because it's really old, but I can't seem to let it go. I swear, every chapter will leave you wanting more. Don't believe me? Then check it out and review! Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,249 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Massage by serioustwilightfan reviews
Edward helps Bella relax, in BD after she gets sick for the first time please let me know what you think, after you have read. thanks
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eggs, Butter, Flour, Sugar and Vanilla by Twilight fangirl13 reviews
A pregnant Bella goes shopping with Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. For The Epic T Contest. My first all human, please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Me by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something More by Summer Leah reviews
Edward and Bella are dating, but both want something more out of their sex life. LEMONY SMUT! AH, OOC, dominant Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Dreams by Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall reviews
Renee comes for a surprise visit and she gets an insight into Bella's realtionship with Edward. Cute Edward and Bella and some funny stuff from Renee. First fic - tell me what you think? T cos don't understand rating system. DISCLAIMER ... I own nothing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Renée, Bella - Complete
The Twenty Six Year Old Virgin by formerlyknownasone reviews
And Edward never had a problem with it. That is, until he met Bella Swan. AU/ All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Mits reviews
So you've finally purchased the much desired EDWARD CULLEN unit. Just read these following instructions, and you're sure to enjoy your new unit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward - Complete
Ditto by typerventilating reviews
Friends from the start. But somethings were meant to change... especially in the woods of Forks, on a rare sunny day. Very short, fluffy one-shot. Cute! BellaXEdward AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This I Swear by OliviaJane reviews
With the wedding only a day behind them, Edward and Bella make little effort to remove themselves from their honeymoon bed. Come along as they ponder moments in their lives that lead them to this very moment. AU, AH, OOC. Project Series #3. Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,587 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lick the Platter Clean by RedWingNut reviews
Bella spends the evening as a serving tray. BxE. AU/AH. One shot. Senseless smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
I'm Waiting for You by greeneyeslover reviews
Entry for Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal's Epic T Rated One-Shot. Bella leaves Edward, but he is certain that she will return for him so he waits in their meadow. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare by theonewhoburnedthesun reviews
Bella attends a sleep over at the Cullen's, and is dared to spend a night in the nerdy Edward's room. The events that occur that night were never anticipated or expected...like some things they just happen. All Human, One-Shot, Edward and Bella POVs
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yellow Car by Kuramastrass reviews
By some miracle the Cullens convince Bella to go on a camping trip. But the trip takes a very strange but hilarious turn when Bella accidentally introduces the vampires to a game known as yellow car, in which the losing players must remove their clothes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lamb's Lullaby by katekate376 reviews
It's Edward's Birthday, and Bella got him a present. Bella/Edward fluff Post Eclipse,pre Breaking dawn Used to be called Edward's Birthday
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Been Kissed by MissSiriusBlack-x reviews
All Human. Bella Swan has never been hip, never been cool and never been in, until now. Alice Cullen, her new roommate,decides that Bella is going to be to be those things. However Bella soon becomes the focus of unwanted attention from Edward Cullen. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Thing by strangegreen reviews
Edward takes Bella camping in the wilds of Montana to help take her mind off wedding planning. Hilarity may ensue!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ptolemy's Theorem by ExploitingReality reviews
Edward stops by for some wholesome Trig studying. What happens when he finds out Bella hasn't been doing her homework? Bella x Edward. Lemon One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My personal sunrise by megster1992 reviews
What if Edward and Bella slept together before he left. What if they didn't meet up again until 90 years later, and Bella has their son? What if Edward was with someone when they met again? I know there are a lot of these, but read please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,658 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Explorations by Summer Leah reviews
Bella is shocked when Edward suddenly agrees to try sex. M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,662 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Boundaries by AlternativeBaby reviews
Edward and Bella relax the boundaries of their relationship. Pure fluffy lemons, and my very first fiction so feedback is much appreciated! Disclaimer - I don't own Edward and Bella, I'm just borrowing them!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,410 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Like Your Nose by BritishBitches reviews
Edward meets a gorgeous brunette in a subway station, and can't get her out of his head. If he didn't believe in love at first sight before, he certainly does now. He doesn't even know her name, but if it's meant to be he'll find her. BxE One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sneaking Around by BellaCullen04 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught in a precarious position by Charlie. How will the couple handle it when they are forbidden to see each other? Rated M for future chapters and many future lemons. NEW CHAPTERS ARE UP! PLEASE REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,400 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Wait for You by Liz4 reviews
The follow up to "Extracurricular Activities." B/E are happy, but what does everyone else think of their new relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 88,605 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sticky Testing by LiGhTiNg.FaStXD reviews
Edward is married to Bella and is a math teacher at UW. Today is an exam day. He finds a gift underneith his desk. He starting to love exams. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Do you Sleep by twilightlover1417 reviews
After a year of off again on again Bella has had enough and breaks up with Edward. So what does Edward do to win her back? Sing outside her apartment in front of others of course ExB one shot OOC AU AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Never Was Easy by Morine123 reviews
What if Edward and Bella had a boy instead of Reneesme? 18 years later their lives are impacted by yet another love story. It's AU, and in character. The same events of Breaking Dawn are still played except the imprint. Son of EXB and OC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,730 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
My Forever Valentine by Your sweetest dream reviews
One-shot. Bella and Edward on Valentine's Day, fluff, with some humor, what do they do and how does Edward make sure it is a romantic day for Bella?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Perfect Evening by magan bagan reviews
“For My Valentine” Contest Entry: Bella and Edward are dating and Valentine's Day weekend is ruined when Edward decides to work. After a call from Charlie Bella spends the weekend with him. What awaits her in Forks. How will Edward make it up to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
107 Year Old Virgin by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Edward is concerned about his virtue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Honeymoon Surprise by Nightside25 reviews
Bella gets a shocking surprise on her honeymoon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Embarrassment What would he say? by NATwilight reviews
Bella decides to prepare for her wedding night, and no one knows, except when Emmett blows her secret...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Baseball Game Ever by VegitarianxVampire reviews
...and it has nothing to do with the players. xD Edward/Bella fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bellas Anmesia REWRITE by VegitarianxVampire reviews
A longer, cuter version of 'Bellas Amnesia'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella in Paris by HaLeY bEtH reviews
Bella walks in on Edward while he is kissing Tanya! YIKES! So she flyes to Paris, who will she meet? Will Edward win her back? R&R plz!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Energized by Smurfledoodles reviews
Edward and Bella only know each other through Alice and Jasper, but that doesn't stop them from lusting after each other. After months of nothing, they're ready for something afterall. ONESHOT, All Human lemony fluff...read and review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking by Mezzanottex3 reviews
... is what the heart is for. EdwardxBella. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shh You'll Cause An Avalanche by MaeCullen17 reviews
Edward takes Bella away to have some time alone. Will there time be well spent? DTE & Lemons! Slightly OOC...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Come Sit On Santa's Lap by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Edward is volunteered to play the Santa for the Seattle Mall by Emmett. Guess who Alice pushes on his lap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tis the Season by Charming101 reviews
Human. Edward and Bella are married, with three children. What could possibly happen when they go to cut down a Christmas tree? Rated M for possible future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Christmas Treats by Charming101 reviews
Written for the BritishBitches Smutvent Calendar. Bella and Edward spend some alone time together, and fun ensues. Lemon. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Layin' Out The Meat by hammondgirl reviews
While Bella is at the Cullen's house to help decorate for the Christmas season, she gets an unusual text message from Emmett by mistake leaving both Edward & Rosalie pissed, Alice & Jasper in hysterics, and Bella mortified. Could it get any worse? BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,442 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Explanations by whitereflections12 reviews
When Renesmee overhears an argument between Edward and Rosalie, she learns something her father never wanted her to know. Just some father/daughter Edward and Nessie. I can't find the right title...@.@
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bundle of Joy by lolimobsessed reviews
Bella's pregnant, yupp thats right, now she has to break the news to Edward. How will he take it? Find Out! First fanfic, be nice in your reviews. I dont own twlight. Tons of Alice fun. BxE AxJ EmxR CxE CHAPTER 15 IS UP! R&R Some characters OOC sometimes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,447 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Sleeps by PassionforTwilight reviews
A fluffy, one-shot featuring Edward and Bella and a very unexpected event. Set pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
The Struggle To Fix Bella by xtwilight18x reviews
Here's the sequel to 'You What' You need to read that first to get this fully. If you read please review! Bella get's help for her cutting, but if she refuses it can anyone save her from herself... If she continues to lie, can she ever get better? Done!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Are My Life Now by MaroonWine reviews
Edward and Bella are adjusting to their new lives as Bella as a vampire and as parents. They spend a passionate night together in their cottage on a stormy night. Not sure if it's gonna be one shot or not... it depends on reviews. So PLEASE R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Putting Lessons by bethaboo reviews
Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Date Night by RedChevy reviews
One shot. Written for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Edward is anxious to see Bella again after a week apart, making plans for their reunion. What happens when Bella has made plans of her own? AU AH OOC BXE. First Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Showers by cass189 reviews
Written for the "Dirty Talking Edward Contest": Showers are always a good way of starting the day... All Human, AU. One Shot. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Since Feeling is First by Kitschisme reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Featuring... SEXY LIBRARIAN EDWARD! Read and you shall be rewarded with a hot and sexy LIBRARY LEMON! Rated M for sexy time. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU.When he was changed, Carlisle left behind a little girl. Bella shows up 300 years later and ends up finding a little more than a happy reunion with her father when she meets Edward. Can he deal with someone wanting his baby girl? ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,287 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dumped by inuyashalover2-4-6 reviews
Edward's Human. He catches Bella cheating on him. What happens? Bella's POV. Please comment and fave! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Robot can be a Girlfriend by lbj reviews
Carlisle invents a robot that is fantastically realistic for his wife. Edward is given the task of watching over this robot called 'Bella' and finds himself falling in love. Can a vampire love something that can't think? EPOV ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4883 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
BabyBella! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward has deal with something he didn't expect at all. It involves his precious Bella, so how does he react to...taking care of Bella in diapers? Theres some language, therefore rated T. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Extracurricular Activities by Liz4 reviews
For Fallenfate's High School Challenge. E/B Lemony Goodness. AU/All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Unplanned by CharlieGrl reviews
Edward and Bella have been "just-friends" since the playground days. On Edward's birthday Bella wants to complete the transition from friend to girlfriend. Things get a little frisky in the backseat of Eddie's new car but uh-oh his condom breaks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008
The Blood Of A Mermaid Running Through My Veins by Morine123 reviews
Bella is a mermaid and Edward is a vampire. They both know that they can't be together but is that enough to keep them apart? Told in both Edward and Bella's point of view. AU. T in case, not that bad though. ExB. Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tutoring Session by Intermission reviews
AU/AH-Entry for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest-Edward wants Bella to tutor him in Literature. Bella wants to tutor Edward with 'something else', entirely. Can one awkward moment lead a change in Bella's lesson plans?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Of all the Random Things to Notice by im with the vampires3 reviews
Edward doesn't get it. why is Bella laughing at the popcorn package? He'll soon find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Things Change by Cayla Renee Kullin reviews
When Edward left in New Moon, he didn't come back. Now Bella has a new life and family. And she's a vampire. She returns to Forks with her small coven, only to meet up with the Cullens again. Can Edward win her back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Dirty Talking Edward by ATEMDAC reviews
what happens when Bella is bored and tries to talk Edward into dirty talking with her through notes in Biology----This Does! first FanFic please don't clober me. Lemons, be warned!one-shot....maybe, not sure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Honeymoon is Over by love bite reviews
I was surprised by how angry Edward seemed when Bella woke up the morning after their first night as husband and wife. This is how I think he got there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Gaity of Edward Cullen by lucytheslut reviews
a little while ago, i saw a display picture that made me laugh, it said "until Bella moved to forks, we all thought he was gay" this is a story based on that display pic, AU/All Human. COMPLETE! strong T for innuendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Happy Anniversary! by teamedward240 reviews
Today I Edward and Bella's first anniversary. Bella got him the perfect present. But what happens when Edward is to busy adoring his new car to remeber his anniversary? R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Menthe de Romp by le jen reviews
Ohe Shot... Happens when Bella and Edward visit her mom and dad, things get refreshingly, HOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life's Little Choices by MyBella reviews
Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,203 - Reviews: 6702 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5857 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Armoire by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
He needs to stop thinking that the way she says 'armoire' is sexy." Charlie and Bella talk about French dressers in a way that makes Edward...uncomfortable.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Exploration by Sinfully Soulful reviews
Bella and Edward explore themselves and their relationship and break a few boundaries. Slightly OOC. My first Twilight Fic. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007
Ring Your Bell by PuRpl3EcLips3 reviews
Bella brings Edward to a Sex Emporium...What will they find? EdwardXBella Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoo On My Wedding Night by Psychotic Insanity reviews
About Bella and her ink. tottall fluff! read please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Skin Deep by like-vines-we-intertwined reviews
Did it ever strike you how things would be if Edward wasn't beautiful?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unwanted Competition by like-vines-we-intertwined reviews
Bella's cousin is in town- Edward despises this blonde beauty- one shot of her failed attempts to get him.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2008
Babysitting bella by Maya Swan reviews
Bella is forced to babysit because Charlie caught Bella doing some not so great things with Edward. How will they deal with the new kid? LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
For You I Will by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
Edward is sick of disappearing into the walls at Forks High, the Girl of his dreams doesn't know he exists, tutoring kids music isn't going all that great,but when the 'IT' girl sees his notice, things start turning around for our fav piece of wall. cute
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,256 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Mondlicht by Nicole Cullen reviews
Bella was a vampire when she moved to Forks in search of a new life. What will occur when she meets the Cullens and more importantly Edward? Bella learns first hand that your past always catches up with you. Only, it can be both good or bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,162 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Search For Something Real by reader71 reviews
SEQUEL TO A THOUSAND MILES. In Bella's world time passes so quickly that sometimes its even hard to remember who she used to be. But what happens when her past starts to jeopardize her future and the future of those she loves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007
Consequences by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Edward likes to take control. Carlisle and Bella suffer the consequences. Edward/Bella/Carlisle. Edward/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Rating for threesome sexual content and slash sexual content. Written for my Twilight20 prompt: Lust. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Pleasant Distractions by LittleBuddha reviews
Oneshot: Though Bella has chores to do, Edward has other things in mind. Pure fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Seduction by Amabel reviews
As requested, an EB fluff series! All of your favorites, rolled into one. Edward seduced by Bella baking, demonstrating the failings of headphones, and now with a little something new...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
Poor Little Lion by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Edward will brave anything for Bella...Even her cooking. But can poor Edward's stomach muscle the human food? A cute little one shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Persuasion by Amabel reviews
Edward demonstrates the failings of headphones. One-shot, EB fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Marry me? by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
Edward and Bella have a bet, can Edward get Bella to agree to marry him by August 13? lots and lots of fluff thanks for all the reviews! obviously BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,850 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Burnt Chocolate Cake by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Edward and Carlisle attempt to make Bella a birthday dinner. Edward/Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Rating for threesome sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Of Peanut Butter & Jelly by BBananular reviews
Claire's got herself a boyfriend and Quil is determined to prove that he's all wrong for her, but six-year-old Claire isn't going to make it easy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by fukyuu77 reviews
Edward helps Bella relieve some...stress. Dirty, naughty, pent-up stress. Oneshot. Takes place after Eclipse so beware of possible spoilers .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Lion, The Bear, and Some Crazy Closets by MyBella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
The Trouble with Mike by eclipsed heart reviews
Bella is awfully silent one day when Edward picks her up from work. What happened? And does it have anything to do with that vile Mike Newton? Oneshot for The Mike Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Stupid, Shiny Cullen Cars by MyBella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. 'Sexy Cars' takes on a whole new meaning in this one shot about the Cullen family autos. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Anger Management by unicornhime reviews
Edward gets a little carried away in his anger at Bella for doing something stupid. Or rather, in his apology. E/B One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
My Dumbo by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
One-Shot. Everyone thinks that Edward looked perfect when he was human. I don't think he did. Edward And Bella go visit his house in Chicago. They're married and Vampires. Fluffy story I guess you could call it : EXB All the way!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expecting by topaz addiction reviews
Disregards what happens in Eclipse. Cute little oneshots about Bella being pregnant. Some fun Cullen times await! Rated T just incase!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,390 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
I JUST BOUGHT A CULLEN! YAY? by bloody ampersand reviews
So you've just bought a CULLEN from CULLEN CORPORATION. First, though, you need to read the owner's manuals. Here they are, and don't skip! Remember what happened when you did that with the coffee maker? Your EDWARD is a lot more complex than that!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
An Exercise in Understanding Bella by soveryunpretty reviews
AU When tragedy befalls the kite of a seven year old Edward, it's Bella Swan to the rescue. Without vampires, it’s finally our heroine's turn to play Superman... or at least give it her best shot. EdwardxBella All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
The Garage Sale by Consultant by Day reviews
Alice's purchases have consumed all the storage space in the Cullen home, so she is forced to hold a garage sale. Hilarity ensues as the whole family pitches in to help and the citizens of Forks descend. Bella POV. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Grinning by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
Edward was just.... smiling at me. And wasn't even his I'm too sexy for this world, bask in my glow kind of smile either. It was more of a MUAHAHAHA, ImaeachyourightNOW kind of look, but, sweeter somehow. Very short, full of fluff, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Sour Grapes by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
Well that is one heaping chunk of man meat if ever I saw one. I choked, and turned around to see were THAT particular thought had come from.In Twilight, Bella mentions the fact that Jessica seems to have sour grapes when it comes to Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
The Blushing Game by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
It had become something of a hobby of his, making me turn scarlet, and now all of the Cullins were in on it. They would take turns, it was all Oh Bella, that top looks so wonderful on you! and Oh my, you smell even better than you did yesterday, :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Costumes for the Cullens: A Halloween Story by MemoriesUnderTheFloorboards reviews
When Alice finds out that Bella doesn't have a Halloween costume, extreme actions must be taken! But what will Bella get out of the deal? And what is Carlisle going to be? [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Happy Birthday by Incantare reviews
How does Bella choose to celebrate a certain day with Edward? A fluffy oneshot about the special event that marks June 20th. Bella’s point of view. Post Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Bella ball by Georgiana1234 reviews
A full explanation of the sport sensation that is spreading across the nation, all you need to know to play your very own game of Bella ball.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 140 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
After Being Diagnosed With A Sunburn by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
They both stared at me. That's impossible, Edward scoffed. Well, Alice began, It's extremely unlikely, but I suppose if you were to stay in the sun long enough... Silliness! What were to happen if a vampire got a sunburn?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Clothes Off! by ohxmyxria reviews
/TwoShot/ Edward just wanted to spend an innocent day with Bella in the meadow. But what happens when Bella falls asleep in her clothes? Poor Edward is left to help her out of her jeans. But a hilarious misunderstanding occurs! Rated for Safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Bella's heat by Maydrei reviews
When the hottest night of the summer strikes, will Edward be able to keep his cool as Bella begs him to hold her close?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
The Thing by esthermarie reviews
You have had the human's point of view. The vampire's point of view, and the werewolf's point of view. So now ladies and gentlemen, and those of you in between, I give you the car's point of view. Starting with the Truck. A.K.A. the thing. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella, Edward, and the Twenty Q Ball by YoolieYick reviews
Bella and Edward playing with a Twenty Q ball and trying to make it guess vampire... This is completely random... Oneshot... Takes place any random time after New Moon, it doesn't matter. Bella is NOT a vampire! Cute, funny, a little fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
My Little Sis by MidnightWalking reviews
Bella wants to ride her motorcycle and wants Emmett to help. Will he be able to keep her safe? And what about Edward? How will Emmett keep this a secret from Edward? This is it, the last chapter, the end. Thanks for all the great reviews.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,481 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Odd by Skittle.Kitty reviews
Bella stared at the stately white envelope that was addressed specifically to her. Who would be writing to her? And with such fancy stationary...[Oneshot.BellaxEdward.Fluff]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
A Thousand Miles by reader71 reviews
SEQUEL TO THE NEW BELLA. Something is wrong with Bella. She feels human. Then Carlisle tells her something amazing. Could it really be true? But then again is it really her biggest problem? Rated T for saftey. Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,088 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Human Memories Fade by teehee37 reviews
Bella a vampire? Alone in the woods? No memory? Where's Edward? Maybe he has a stripedy shirt and hat, with a cane. Who knows? Let's read on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
Revenge by DerringerMeryl87 reviews
It's a sequel not a second chapter. LoL. Charlie and Edward get Bella back. Oneshot that takes place after April Fool's Day
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
April Fool's Day by DerringerMeryl87 reviews
A simple oneshot. Bella plays a joke on Charlie and Edward. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Shenanigans by Amber'n'Bronze reviews
Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Yummy by Skittle.Kitty reviews
Sometimes, Edward daydreams of Bella as a candy bar. He imagines she would taste quite good. Sometimes, Bella daydreams of snogging Edward within an inch of his life. She imagines he would taste quite good, too. [Oneshot.Fluff.BellaEdward]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
I'd Tap That by SwankyJanks reviews
Bella takes a yoga class. Mike drools. Chaos ensues. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Fly Ball by cryptic-yet-simple reviews
Bella has just been changed by Edward and decides to use her power while playing a game of baseball
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Enough For Forever by redeem reviews
You're taking me to the prom! she had exclaimed. I sighed. Why did Bella have to be so difficult sometimes? EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2006
A Day Out with Brothers by anivanchic77 reviews
Edward went out hunting, and he left Bella with Emmett and Jasper. What do you think will happen? Read and find out: Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Cicatrix by Rhiann reviews
Rosalie explains a few things to Bella. Edward isn't exactly grateful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/25/2006
A Sunny Day by anivanchic77 reviews
Its a rare, sunny day at Forks, and Bellas off to school without Edward. Upon going to Edwards house afterschool, she finds a stunning sight. What is it you ask? Well, read and find out! Reviews please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Blushings & Birthday by vvchan reviews
Bella and Edward are in love and Bella's clumsiness is calling out for more embarassing situations. And with Bella being Bella she almost forgets about a very important day. This is my first Twilight ff... I hope you enjoy it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
The New Bella by reader71 reviews
Bella kissing a vampire. Not an odd picture. To bad that vampire isn't Edward. Bella's been chaged. It's been ten years. Edward is back and Bella is pissed. My first fanfic so be nice! Rated T for my implying things. Last Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,152 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete