flamecloud23
 Author has written 2 stories for Gravity Falls. Me and my sister will both be using this account to write fanfiction. About us: (First part older sister, second part younger sister (all names have been changed) Name: Nemo and Julie Age: 15, 13 Address: Gravity Falls Best Friend: Cat, Elizabeth Boyfriend: Jackary, None, but I like Jesse, Chris Favorite TV Show: Gravity Falls for both of us. Favorite Movie: Maze Runner, Speed Favorite type of Music: Country for both of us. Favorite Song: Automatic by Miranda Lambert, Wagon Wheel by Darius Rucker. Information about our stories. And Then There Were Three- A slight Gravity Falls AU, where Dipper and Mabel are born triplets with another sister named Willow. When they come to Gravity Falls and find the journal, their lives get turned around. Follow their adventure, filled with romance, mystery, supernatural beings, and other general craziness, all of which adds up to equal the best summer of their lives. I know a lot of the stuff that I have on my profile is just silly, and useless. I like having a long profile because it makes me feel more like a part of fanfiction. I can have a sense of humor and can be fun, and some of the stuff that I have on my profile I actually like, like the stuff about being Christian. I don't care if if you don't even look at the rest of the stuff I have on my profile. But if you are only going to read a little bit of the stuff I have on my profile read this because the things that I have right after this before the first line is actually important to me. 4 years ago my cousin, Kayla Wolk died. A tree fell on her house in the middle of the night. She meant a lot to me and I loved her so much and I have been thinking about her a lot lately. So if someone you love has died if it was recent or a long time ago put their story on your profile, along with the following this about them. Name: Kayla Wolk. Birth and death date: 1/20/2001- 8/25/2011 Relation to you: Cousin How they died (One or two words.): Tree fell on house. How did you get over it: Listening to and old song I'm Already There over and over again. Do you still cry when you think about them sometimes: Yea. I am right now. Please put this on your profile because I want to see that I'm not alone and that, people do care about someone they love as much as I do. I love getting feedback, and criticism in reviews. I hate it when people read a story, and don't review until there is a chapter they don't get, don't agree with, or don't like. This has happened on more than one occasion. If you're going to do that at least say you just started reading the story. Julie is writing most of the rest of the profile. 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? On my forehead. I hit it on a park bench. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Everything Gravity Falls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Any Country Music, and HAMILTON 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Around 7 in the morning 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING? Food(at least right now.) 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My food(I'm really hungry right now.) 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? A skull from the person I killed (JK) 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5' 5'' 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No, at least not anymore 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? ...I...don't remember 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't wear perfume 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Dirty Blond hair and blue eyes 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? At night in the woods. 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy Drink 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Steak (I love steak) 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I forget 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Not right now. 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? In my wrist. 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't have a favorite. 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? 2 cats, one named pebbles, and one named ashes. 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? I have no clue 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Definitly 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Give them something 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 4 31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Blonds 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OUT MOST OFTEN? 3 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? socks with holes in them, and a kid named Alex Demby. Look him up on youtube. 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Hot Blonds 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No 37. FIRST JOB? I've never had a job 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yea. i do a lot. I did one a week ago when I called Nemo's boyfriend, and said I'm in your closet waiting for you. Make sure your parents don't know I'm here. 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Singing Hamilton. 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My personality 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yep, I have retainers now. 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Spitballs for my Trombone, a dartboard, and the new Hamilton playbook. 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 3, Girl named Kayla, after my cousin, a girl named Annie, after the lead girl in the movie Speed, and a boy named Jack after the lead guy in that same movie. 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, but if I had been a Boy I would have been named for my grandfather. Anthony Joeseph 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Sometimes 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? scented! 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, I hate it 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey 52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite and pick at my nails. 53 WHAT DVD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't have DVD's 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah I guess 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Yes a lot. 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My old house in P.A. 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Tinker Toys 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I don't have a cell. 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes all the time 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? POTATOES! 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY? Sweet, cares about me, and most important believes in God 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Don't have any 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Lin-Manuel Miranda (Plays Alexander Hamilton in Hamilton.) 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Gravity Falls 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate chip cookie dough 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yep! 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? In Gym two days ago. 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69? No 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? With my dad, we reached 102. 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don't really care 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Hamilton 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Orange Juice 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Grandmother 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Their eyes 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? None of them 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? I don't know 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? April 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Ares 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Thick brown 86. EYE COLOR? Brown 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? I DO NOT EAT FAST FOOD! IT'S TO UNHEALTHY! 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? NO EVIL!!!! 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Gravity Falls 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Trombone, and I'm learning euphonium. I can play trumpet, piano, and flute, but not very well. I can't get a sound out of any reed instruments. 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Democrat 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Kisses 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Candy 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I can't drive yet 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Before I fall. 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I have none. What Kind of Nerd are You? MANGA NERD [ ] You read manga. [ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes. [ ] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise. [ ] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before. [ ] You have cosplayed. [ ] You have done so in public. [ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention. [ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character. [ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character. [ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew. [ ] You enjoy drawing anime. [ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person. [x] You know that it is pronounced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled. Anime Nerd Points: 1 ART NERD [x] You like art. [ ] You actually consider yourself an artist. [x] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you. (I hate crazy-art.) [ ] You have a favorite brand. [x] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before. [ ] You give people your drawings as gifts. [ ] People actually ask for your drawings. [ ] You are known as 'the art person' at your school. [ ] Instead of just 'brown' or ' pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'. [ ] You have taken an art class outside of school. [ ] You have considered a career as an artist. [x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles. [x] You have a favorite artist. (Van Gogh) [ ] Your drawings have been framed. [ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go Art Nerd Points: 5 MUSICAL NERD [x] You play a musical instrument. [x] You play more than one instrument. (My main instrument is Trombone, but I also play Euphonium, and a little Flute, piano and Trumpet.) [x] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument. [x] You've given your instrument a name. (Ms. Slidey) [x] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument. [ ] You are known by what you play. [x] You listen to classical music. [x] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period. [x] You have a favorite composer. (Percy Grainger. Mostly because he's a weirdo.) [x] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class. [x] You write music. [x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc... [x] You have considered a professional career with your instrument. [ ] You are never nervous playing for other people. Musical Nerd Points: 12 VIDEO GAME NERD [x] You play video games. [ ] You own more than 4 different video game systems. [ ] You've had debates over which system is the greatest. [ ] You play video games every day. [ ] You have played a video game for over 10 hours. [ ] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3. [ ] You love to talk about video games. [ ] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released. [ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person. [ ] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends. [ ] Your gaming system is in your room. [ ] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from. [ ] You've had debates over which company is the best. [ ] You keep playing a game until you beat it. [ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game. Video Game Nerd Points: 1 COMPUTER NERD [x] You use the computer every day. [x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website. (I found out deviantART counts!) [ ] You go into random internet chatrooms. [x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer. [x] You use computer faces; : D XD xP D: . and etc. [x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer. [ ] You spend time in online forums. [ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else. [ ] You have friends you have only met online. [ ] You have/had a girlfriend/boyfriend you have only met online. [x] You have actually met an online friend in person. [x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.' [ ] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online. [x] You can type really, really fast. Computer nerd points: 8 I'm totally a musical nerd :3 How much am I worth? Natural Hair Color: Total: $100 Eye Color: Total so far: $150 Height: Total so far: $235 50 to 56 - $175 Total so far: $335 Birth Order: Total so far: $485 Drink? Total so far: $1,085 Vision? Total so far: $1,135 Shoe Size: Total so far: $1,535 Favorite Colors (multiple): Total: $3,810 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? Final Total: $4,810 I think I did good. The 6 Truths of Life 1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue 2.You just tried to do the above 3.The first one is a lie 4.You're smiling right now because you're realizing you're an idiot 5.You are going to post this on your page for some other sucker to read it 6.You're smiling like an idiot right now You know your an idiot when: 1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually look to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did - TT-- Put this Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master... If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says.. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the trinity God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. I BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AND GOD. Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a two hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, But so easy to Gossip? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, But find it so easy to read Sports Illustrated? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook wall post, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are the amount of churches getting smaller, But bar and club numbers growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, because you think you'll get laughed at? Would you have opened this if it said... Read This in Gods Name? A while ago a twelve-year-old child was approached by a man who said "Deny that Jesus Christ was real, or die." The child did not and was killed, if you would rather be shot than deny the Lord Jesus Christ, copy, paste, and add your name; The Demented Leprachaun, Akastuk Child, InkWeaverabc, TheLunyOne, DragongirlM, NormalityIsNonexistant, booklover1598, Hex Enchantress, randomkitty101, flamecloud23. COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE ! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives." He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!" He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. "Thanks," he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story." I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can: 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer and to one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then one night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. "Meaning of Color and your Birthday!!!" Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Dear bullies, See that little boy that you call small and ugly? He has a 5% chance of living because he was a premature baby. See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of because of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU WISH YOU COULD STOP BULLYING Kid's parents get divorced everyday. The thing is, it's the hardest for the kids. The kids are the ones who have to go between two different houses, not the parents. The kids are the ones who have to choose who they stay with. Kids are the ones who have to wait on the curb, hoping for their mom or dad to actually pick them up on time. Repost this on your profile if your parents are divorced, you have a friend with divorced parents, or you just want divorcing stop. Then had your name at the end. Hex Enchantres, randomkitty101, flamecloud23 Abortion is wrong Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If your against abortion, or if you almost or did cry reading this repost this on your profile. FANFICTION UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!! Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895 (USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA), Verdigurl (New Zealand), justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), Andie-san (Canada), HitachiinGirl1 (USA), PhoenixCrystalStar (USA), Rose With 2 Sides (USA),Anime Alert (USA), Twilight-Princess5545 (USA), CreativeSpirit28 (USA) Chocolate1999(Ireland), ArkieR (was Ireland, now UK), randomkitty101 (USA), flamecloud23 (USA) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping then sign your pen name. Ultimix. bloodhungryHalfa. ChopSuzi. Danni-Phantom13. greekfreak101. TheRockingWriter, randomkitty101, flamecloud23 Copy and paste this onto your account,and add your name to the list,if you are anything like me,so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:PrettyFanGirl,World Peace, AmaraRae,Daughter of Poseidon014, ThaliaG.2, BirdSpell, Bloodliar, randomkitty101, flamecloud23 Against Racism This happened on TAM airlines. A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious, she called the air hostess. "What's the problem, ma'am?" the hostess asked her "Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't sit here next to him. You have to change my seat" - "Please, calm down, ma'am" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any." The hostess left and returned some minutes later. "Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class." And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued "Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sitting next to an unpleasant person." And turning to the black man, the hostess said: "Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice as to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..." And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet." SHARE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed "No, Daddy Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty. Put this on your profile if it touched your heart. Mommy...Ryan brought a gun to school. In memory of the Columbian students that were lost. Please if you would, pass this around. I'd be happy if you could. Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye." Now you have two choices: 1) repost and show you care! 2) ignore it It happened just last week. I was walking home from a friend’s house. I’ll admit it was late. I could have called my dad for a ride, but I only lived five minutes away. As I came to the road, I looked both ways and saw nothing. I stepped forward. I hadn’t taken more than two steps when a blinding light came rushing towards me. I was stuck. I couldn’t move. It was as though I had been glued to the road. The last thing I saw was the man driving. His eyes were bloodshot, tired…and in his hand was a bottle of beer. And then... ...it hit. Now, I lay in a hospital bed. My back, legs and wrists are broken, as are several ribs. My lung is punctured, it’s hard to breathe. There is a large gash down one arm. I’ve lost so much blood. I always feel weak, tired. I need help to eat. I’m always in pain. There are several tubes attached to my arms and chest. I have several bandages and plasters. I am hooked on a life support machine. I’m glad they’re going to do it. My family know the pain I’m in. They visit me everyday. After school, After work, They’ll come to my side. I’m grateful to them. They give me company, made the pain more bearable, but they know that I have no hope. I have had too much damage. Without the machine my heart will cease and my lungs will stop working. Tomorrow... ...they’re going to pull the plug. I know that I will die. I know that I’m a hopeless case. I know... and accept it. I lay gazing at the plain, white ceiling of the hospital ward, knowing it may be the last thing I ever see. Repost this if you felt touched your heart. It touched mine... Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly Child abuse, no matter how you define it, is morally wrong and injust. If you are against child abuse, repost this in your profile to stop the sensless and needless death of helpless, defenseless little kids. My name is Tami I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Tami And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Have a heart for the children! I Was and Now I Am I was unknown--I am Known I was mistrusted-- I am trusted I was invisible-- I am seen I was hurt-- I am healed I was depressed-- I am happy I was abused-- I am safe I was broken-- I am fixed I was nobody-- I am somebody I was misunderstood-- I am understood I was bullied -- I am strong Copy and paste that if you agree. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances or games, and when I do, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing,or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is. Who doesn't care if people call her weird. Who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more. Who loves and is obsessed with Young Justice. Who can express herself better with words than actions. Who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account,and add your name to the list,if you are anything like me,so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: PrettyFanGirl, World Peace, AmaraRae, Hex Enchantress, randomkitty101, flamecloud23 Tim and Cassie stood on a balcony alone. Cassie began asking because she felt she had to know "Tim, do I ever cross your mind?" "No." "Do you like me?" "No." "Do you want me?" "No." "Would you cry if I left?" "No." "Would you live for me?" "No." "Would you do anything for me?" "No." "Choose -- Me or your life." "My life." Cassie, feeling like she wanted to cry, began to run off when suddenly Tim's hand grabbed her wrist. She turns to tell him to let go but then he smirked and spoke "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind." Cassie's eyes widened at this statement and as Tim wrapped his arms around her and continued speaking. "The reason why I don't like you is because I love you." "The reason why I don't want you is because I need you." "The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left." "The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you." "The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you." "The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life." Cassie starts to smile as she returns the embrace crying from happiness. Support Wonderbird by copying and pasting this on your profile. Or change the characters for your own purposes. Or both. WHEN I SAY I AM A CHRISTIAN When I say..."I am a Christian" When I say..."I am a Christian" When I say..."I am a Christian" When I say..."I am a Christian" When I say..."I am a Christian" When I say..."I am a Christian" When I say..."I am a Christian" I only know I'm loved. I borrowed this from randomkitty101, who borrowed it from saturday101 who borrowed this from FanficFemale, who borrowed this from castlelover100, who borrowed this from Alex Beckett, who borrowed it fromWriter 200, who borrowed it from cr8vgrl. Put it on your profile if you're not afraid to stand up for being a Christian. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone... Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it? I am not part of the 98 or 93 percent of teenagers. "For god so loved the world that he sent his one and only son that, whoever believes in hi shall not perish but have eternal life. For god did not send his son to condemn the world, but to save the world through him." (John 3:16) If you are Christian, or you believe in god post this on your profile, and add your pen name to the end to show that you would stand up for Jesus, and you trust him, and that you love him. He loves us all, why wouldn't you love him to? flamecloud23 Write Down Ten Random Characters. 1.) Dipper Pines 2.) Pacifica Northwest 3.) Mabel Pines 4.) Soos 5.) Stanford (the author) 6.) Wendy 7.) Stanley (Grunkle Stan) 8.) Old Man Mcgucket 9.) Robbie 10.) Gideon 1. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Soos invites Mabel, and McGucket at their own house. McGucket will probably figure out something sciencey and will freak out Mabel and Soos. 2. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Dipper or Wendy? Definitely Wendy, she's my girl. 3. Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction? Pacifica and Grunkle Stan are making out when Gideon walks in, Gideon Kills them both. After he pretends he's been blinded. 4. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? Mabel falls in love with wendy and McGucket is jealous. First of all that's gay and why would Mcgucket like either of them. 5. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven? Soos jumps me and either pacifica, Gideon, or grunkle stan has to same me. I'd rather die. 6. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? Dipper starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later eyeryone dies. 7. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Mabel has to marry Mcgucket, Soos, or Robbie. Soos because he's the only one that's her age that's not completly annoying 8. Six kidnaps One and demands something from Five for One’s release. What is it? Wendy kidnaps Dipper and demands something for the Author. Wendy would never do that. 9. Everyone gangs up on Seven. Does Seven stand a chance? Stanley No way in hell 10. Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Ten. How does Ten react? Pacifica and grunkle stan get married, and Gideon isn't invited. Pacifica and Grunkle Stanan would never get married and Gideon is okay with it. 11. Why is Six afraid of Seven? Their is no way Wendy is afraid of Grunkle Stan. 12. Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? Robbie was late. I'm surprised he even decided to show up. 13. Five and One get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Dipper and the author are drunk. They pass out and I kidnap them. 15. Three and Seven are in mortal danger. Does Three save Seven or themselves? Mabel and Grunkle Stan are in danger. Mabel does save Stan 16. Eight and Five go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? McGucket and the Author will use science and eat things in the woods that are safe to eat. 17. Six is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Four do? If Wendy is injured Soos will be upset and cry. 18. The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? Pacifica and Grunkle Stan are definitely not together. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character copy and post this into your profile. If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever burst out in insane laughter for absolutely no reason at all, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (I do that when reading too. Then people REALLY look at me strange…) If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile. If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile! A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet (or dead silent) room, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile. If there are times that you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself ( I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile. -If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile. -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! 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(o.o whoa) If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you or your best friend (or both) are insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girls, copy and paste this on your profile If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile. If you believe in God, copy this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, Nerowolfe, dragonstar07,KP100, Unknown by You, TigerWolf1103, demonbutterfly44, batman-defeats-all, Hex Enchantress, flamecloud23 Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. "That's clever." Angela said Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can yo touch? A Walmart bag What is the last thing you watched on TV? Home Alone Without looking, guess what time it is: 10:43 A.M. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:44 A.M. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My fan, and TV When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 3:15 P.M. Going to church Before you started this survey, what did you look at? The computer. What are you wearing? Black yoga pants and a T- Shirt. 95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself, copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who wold have a video camera and be yelling 'JUMP!!' while laughing. 'ha ha "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world Let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will This is Bob Yesterday is history I run with scissors... Say no to drugs. When nothing goes right. Friend: What's the capitol of Texas? That depressing moment when you dip you cookie in milk for too long , it breaks off and you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Nothing is very hard to do... Stop waiting for Prince Charming. I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me,the tables and the chairs and table are bullies and the walls get in my way. Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English. There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works! My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years. What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes. Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding! If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! 1) Wendy 2) Stanley (Grunkle Stan) 3) Pacifica 4)Robbie 5) Soos 6) Blendin 7) Dipper 8) Bill 9) Stanford (The Author) 10) Gideon 11)Mabel 12)Old Man Mcgucket Have you read a five/ten fix before? Soos/ Gideon. No. they would never work together on anything. Soos would probably kill Gideon. Do you think three is hot? How hot? Pacifica. Definitely not. What would happen if six got one pregnant? Blendin got Wendy pregnant. Wendy would use Blendins time machine to go back so it would never happen. Do you recall any good fics about nine? The Author Yes a lot of them. Would seven/two make a good couple? Grunkle Stan and Dipper. Definitely not no way never. if that happens I'm killing the writers Four/eight or four/nine? Robbie/ Bill or Robbie/ the author. Robbie and Bill, their both evil. What would happen if seven found three and eight in a secret relationship? Dipper found out that Pacifica and Bill were together. He would kill Bill. Make a summary of at least 20 words for a two/six fic. Grunkle Stan/ Blendin. They go back in time to when their were still dino's with Blendins time machine, and they both get eaten alive. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? Robbie and Mabel no way they are getting together. Suggest a title for a six/one hurt/comfort fanfiction. Blendin/ Wendy. The Killing Man and The Dead Girl. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? Pacifica/ Mabel. They make up, and stop feuding If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose? Songfic for The Author. Mystery Song If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? Grunkle Stan/ Pacifica/ Blendin. Beware death Grunkle Stan What pick-up line might eight use on five? Bill use on Soos. Nothing would make that work at all Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. Gideon and Bill Gideon came back to fight Bill. He told Bill what Dipper told him. That if he wanted to get Mabel to like him he would have to save Mabel and take on Bill. But Bill overpowers Gideon and kills him. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to marry one? Robbie to marry Wendy. That's never going to happen because Robbie a jerk. The only way they would get married would to have Dipper die. Which might happen in the next episode, since its the series finalie. Does anyone on your friends list read seven/three slash? Pacifica Dipper slash. Maybe. I can see it. Does anyone on your friends list read three het? Pacifica het? I don't know. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven? Mabel. I don't know but I draw her. Would you write Two/Four/Five? Grunkle Stan/ Robbie/ Soos. I might. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Soos. I forget. What is Six's super-secret kink? Blendin. I don't really know. Would Eleven date Nine? Mabel date the Author. No way. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Pacifica and Dipper. They are actually a pretty good match. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot, one-night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic? Wendy and The author are together but the author goes with Robbie. Wendy has a One-night with Mabel, an affair with Old Man McGucket, but thanks to Soos, Wendy ends up with Grunkle Stan. Disasterous love film. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Dipper/ Bill. I'd kill Bill then kill the writers What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship? McGucket and Wendy. Ugly and Stupid. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon? Grunkle Stan and Gideon. Crack Is 4 cute or smokin'? Robbie. neither Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11? Soos and Mabel. Yes. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9! Blendin afraid of Dipper. Because Dipper is after Bill and the Author. No way. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be? Bill. Blendin duh. it already happened How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12? Wendy to go at McGucket. at leat 1,000,000 Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2? Pacifica with Blendin or Grunkle Stan. Neither. No way. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through? Blendin and Dipper. No way. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2. Gideon and Grunkle Stan. No clue. Disney doesn't do that stuff. If 3 and 11 are going on a date, where would they go? Pacifica and Mabel. NOWHERE Pick a song to describe a 5/12 fic. Soos and McGucket. Don't Blink Is there any evidence for 4/2? Robbie and Grunkle Stan no way. How hot would 7/3 be? Dipper and Pacifica. Maybe a little What's 1's secret kink? Wendy she's not actually laid back and is really stressed. How about 12? He helped the Author with his research. Or perhaps 10? Gideon. He's evil What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome? Wendy/ Pacifica/ Soos. Fight fighters. How about 2/4/6? Grunkle Stan/ Robbie/ Blendin. Bad choices. Or even 7/8/9? Dipper/ Bill/ The Author. Change their minds. So, 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3. Wendy is with Blendin, but wants Grunkle Stan. Blendin knows and breaks up with Wendy who then goes to steal Pacifica who's with Mabel. Mabel is also with Gideon. Gideon is cheating on Mabel with Bill. Bill finds out and cheats with Dipper who is cheating on Robbie. Wendy is after Grunkle Stan who just broke up with Soos who's chasing the Author. Wendy gives up and ends up with Old Man McGucket. While Blendin ends up with Pacifica. I would call this "What did Bill do to their heads?. Title a 6/10 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such. Blendin/ Gideon. Texas roundoff. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react? Bill and Wendy. Kill Bill and kill the writers. Then scream. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top? Grunkle Stan/ The Author. Everything could top that. What if it was 3 and 9? Pacifica and the Author. Might work if The Author was younger. 4 and 9? Robbie/ The Author. Definitely not. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash? The Author slash no not really. Or 2 het? Grunkle Stan het. I hope not. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7. Grunkle Stan/ Dipper/ The Author. No thanks I'm to tired. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12? Mabel and McGucket. No Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions? Wendy. She got stood up by so many people. Okay, well that’s over with! Hope I didn’t scar you for life! The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIEVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Valleygoat,Naru-chan and Kashi-kun, miss-perfections, Mikie-From-Ireland, DarkIsRising, dracohalo117, Dragonknightryu, 117Jorn, siriusblack98, The Storm-Mist account, Talons That Fly Upon Rainbows, BF5DBlover, Kihonne, humanusscriptor, TKDP, Cap. Kayla, flamecloud23 Have you ever looked at the sunset and thought that looks beautiful? Or looked at a waterfall and thought "Wow that looks amazing"? Or looked at a rainbow and thought there's so much color in that, it's so pretty? Or looked at the beach and thought about how beautiful the the water is. Or looked at a video of an exploding volcano and thought that the way the smoke from the explosion reflected off of the water and the land? Or looked at the rock patters in a cave of a forest and thought about how weird it looked in a pretty way? Or looked at the cliffs in the sunlight and thought about how pretty it looked when the sun reflected off of them? Or looked in the woods and thought how the shadows and thought how creepy it looked in a cool way? Or looked at the pretty pink moss in the woods and thought how it gave the trees a warm touch. Or looked at anything else that's natural and beautiful and thought about the way it looked. But have you ever wondered how it all got there? It got there from Jesus Christ. He made everything that's natural. Without him we wouldn't have anything pretty to look at and we wouldn't be here. If you agree with me post this on your profile. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, and carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came One Nation, 'Under God.' One day a 6-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes.. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God up there? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one! (You Go Girl!) FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT Weirdness: People call me weird and I say thank you, hey, it means that I have personality, and not boring! A B O U T . Y O U. 1. What time is it?: 7:06 P.M 2. What is your name? Not telling. 3. What do you want to do? Eat candy. 4. Where do you wanna live? Brazil. 5. How many kids do you want? 3 6. Do you want to get married? Yes 7. have you ever done drugs? No. 8. what do you like on your pizza? Cheese, Pepperoni, Sausage. 9. Can you cross your eyes? No 10. Do you make your bed daily? No. What is the wackiest thing on earth? Time travel. QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!! 4 What pisses you off? Annoying People. Favorite thing to do? Daydream, and write. Name one funny thing that happened to a teacher. She disappeared. How many male friends do you have? A Lot Do you want a boyfriend? Yes LOOK! A DOG ON A UNICYCLE! It just fell. Who are your favorite horror movie characters? Every single one that ever existed. What is twisted? Me Do you believe in magic? Yes, who doesn't? How many books have you read? A lot What gives you nightmares? Nothing. I don't get nightmares What is the weirdest dream you ever had? My house blew up. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. Poor souls. Well, if you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Little Christian, BML1997, aleixia1012, AkariWarriorofSoul, LaurenJr, hoplessromantic4life, fangirlandotaku, flamecloud23 Most girls like pink Most girls where eyeshadow and make-up Most girls yell at rain Most girls love guys who don't love them Most girls be what other people want them to be Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved Most girls are selfish Most girls are fake Most girls think this is stupid and hate it. But. . . Other girls like red Other girls wear tee-shirts and jeans Other girls play in the rain Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them Other girls be themselves Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved Other girls care for others before themselves Other girls are real Other girls will love this and post it immediately I am a girl in love with reading, writing, dancing and singing I wish to be a girl that publishes a book (or a few). I am a girl who loves the colours red and black & navy blue and silver. I wish to be a girl who helps as many people as possible. I am a girl a unique, individual, real, and amazing girl. And I love it Copy and paste this if you ARE this girl :- Am I stupid? There was once a girl who's name Annie, a sporty and funny girl with loving friends and family. She even got to go to a private school, and had the chance to have an amazing future. But unfortunately for Annie, she always seemed less able to tasks, struggling to write and read. Why was it so hard? Was she doing it wrong? Was she over thinking it? Her grades where low and her mood was even lower, she kept a happy look to not worry her friends but deep down she was more upset than ever. Maybe she wasn't meant to be at this school. Maybe she was just stupid. One day, in English, she was partnered up with the class swot and annoying drama queen Clara. They had to read a paragraph together, and today Annie just couldn't do it. The words where swimming around again, and she peered at this particularly frustrating words, trying to see what it was. Finally she gave up, and asked "What's that words? I can't read it." Clara burst out laughing, a horrible, hauty laugh with a smug smirk. After she finished she sneered at Annie, pointing her bony finger at her. "God, it's unbelievable, can't you read or something? Your so stupid!" And that was the finishing point. Annie felt like she was going to burst into tears but she kept a straight face and mumbled a thanks before continuing the paragraph. There. Now Clara had said it. She really was stupid. She shouldn't be here, in this posh, fancy school for nerds. She wished she could just run away, forever and ever. The thing is though, Annie wasn't stupid. She was far from it actually. She was dyslexic. Annie already knew that of course, her mum had shoved it down her throat as soon as they found out, but sometimes the world was so cruel to her that she couldn't help think this dyslexia was just some horrible curse, forcing her to be stupid forever. As I said before, Annie was a sporty and funny girl with loving friends and family. If she didn't have her dyslexia, she wouldn't be as talented in sport and have her unique personality. She wouldn't be her. Dyslexia wasn't and never will be a curse. It made her her, and if you have it, you you. I don't have dyslexia but I knew a boy, who at one point was my best friend, for years who battled with his dyslexia, taking extra lessons to help and other things to treat it. He tried so hard to overcome it, and although you should try to defeat it, his dyslexia made him him. He was a great sprinter, and could run really fast, and was talented in things others weren't. He had a bit of a stutter but he had friends that he could count on, and even went to a Private School. However, I now feel happy for him that he goes to a normal school, so that pressure he always had on his shoulders could be lifted. If you have dyslexia you are one of many who I admire. People may call you thick and stupid, but in fact you are better in so many other ways and different things. Art and sports are often subjects in dyslexic people thrive in, where others fail. It makes you you, and if other people can't understand that they don't deserve to know amazing people like you. So, was Annie stupid? Are you stupid? No. You are incredible. In so many ways. Post this on your profile if you are dyslexic and know how amazing you are, or want to spread the word about dyslexia and that you are not stupid-gracieTpie, flamecloud23 Dear Girl, This is to the girl, who isn't like the others To the girl, who's a little crazy, To the girl, who's a little weird This is to the girl who's the freak of the year, who's been called a plain old geek To the girl who's been told she's nothing, And to the girl, who believes it. This is to the girl, who trusts, and helps and loves, who always gives and never gets anything back To the girl who's heart has been trodden on so many times, she cant count, And to the girl, who deeply cares about it. Finally this is to the girl who is now scared, and has known it for a long time, After all the embarrassment, and broken dreams, the words in her head, the knives in her heart So this is what I say, to you and all you girls relating to this so much, You are not alone. And remember this, and remember this well dear girl, You never ever will. If this is you, dear, precious girl, post this on her profile and your name to the list of all those girls looking for love in this cruel world, because you are never alone-gracieTpie, flamecloud23 Dear Girl, This is to the girl, who isn't like the others To the girl, who's a little crazy, To the girl, who's a little weird This is to the girl who's the freak of the year, who's been called a plain old geek To the girl who's been told she's nothing, And to the girl, who believes it. This is to the girl, who trusts, and helps and loves, who always gives and never gets anything back To the girl who's heart has been trodden on so many times, she cant count, And to the girl, who deeply cares about it. Finally this is to the girl who is now scared, and has known it for a long time, After all the embarrassment, and broken dreams, the words in her head, the knives in her heart So this is what I say, to you and all you girls relating to this so much, You are not alone. And remember this, and remember this well dear girl, You never ever will. If this is you, dear, precious girl, post this on her profile and your name to the list of all those girls looking for love in this cruel world, because you are never alone-gracieTpie, flamecloud23, Dear Girl, This is to the girl, who isn't like the others To the girl, who's a little crazy, To the girl, who's a little weird This is to the girl who's the freak of the year, who's been called a plain old geek To the girl who's been told she's nothing, And to the girl, who believes it. This is to the girl, who trusts, and helps and loves, who always gives and never gets anything back To the girl who's heart has been trodden on so many times, she cant count, And to the girl, who deeply cares about it. Finally this is to the girl who is now scared, and has known it for a long time, After all the embarrassment, and broken dreams, the words in her head, the knives in her heart So this is what I say, to you and all you girls relating to this so much, You are not alone. And remember this, and remember this well dear girl, You never ever will. If this is you, dear, precious girl, post this on her profile and your name to the list of all those girls looking for love in this cruel world, because you are never alone-gracieTpie, ...／l、 This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination! SUPPORT THE KITTY! 1. What color is your toothbrush? Green and White 2. Name of one person who made you smile today: My dad 3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Playing Farkle 4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Making gummy bears 5. What is your favorite candy bar? Twix 6. Have you ever been to a strip club? No, and I will never go to one 7. What is the last thing you said aloud? Can I have Some baCon 8. What is your favorite flavor of ice-cream? cHocLate 9. What was the last thing you had to drink? miLk 10. Do you like your wallet? yEs 11. What was the last thing you ate? guMiEs, homeMade 12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? NoT yet 13. The last sporting event you watched? basKetBall 14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? soUr creAm and oniOn, its better than it sounds. 15. Who is the last person you sent a text message too? My best friend 17. Do you take vitamins daily? No 18. Do you go to church every Sunday? YES. WHO WOULDN'T. 19. Do you have a tan? No 20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? No, I hate Chinese food 21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? No 22. What did your last text message say? None of your business. (that wasn't the text.) 23. What are you doing tomorrow? Going rolar skating 25. Look to your left, what do you see? My dresser 26, What color is your watch? Blue 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? The Outback 28, What is your birthstone? Diamond. 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Drive thru 30, What is your favorite number? 4 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My Grandmother 32, Any plans today? Not anymore. 33, How many states have you lived in 2, your not finding out which two. 34, Biggest annoyance right now? My sister 35, Last song listened to? Beautiful Drug by Zac Brown Band 36, Can you say the whole alphabet backwards? I can say A-g backwards because I'm in band. G-F-E-D-C-B-A. 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? No, but I wish 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My tennis shoes. 39, Are you jealous of anyone? No 40, Is anyone jealous of you? No way. 41, Do you love anyone? Yes 42, Do any of your friends have children? No 43, What do you usually do during the day? Play online. 44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? No 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Yea, or just hi 46, What color is your car? I don't have one 47, Do you like cats? Yes, I have 3 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? No 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? Once, we went skiing and I broke my arm. 50. How did you get your worst scar? When I was skiing at 6 flags. Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout, One fine day in the middle of the night, A blind man came to watch fair play, He lived on the corner in the middle of the block, He crashed through a wall without making a sound, I watched from the corner of the big round table, 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11) 3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15) 4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13) 5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2) 6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12) 7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL 8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14) 9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4) 10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7) 11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6) 12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 ) 13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10) 14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3) 15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9) (God, this is one of the worst things to EVER happen) If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The pahomoneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it it your profile. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." Girls A Real Boyfriend - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. -When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her (I wish!! -fieryhazel) - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend." "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." "To the world, you may be just one person, but to one person, you may be the world" "In a world of Cheerios, be a Fruit Loop!" "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss" "Within you I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to become lost again" "Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river." "Men came before women because every masterpiece needs a rough draft" "If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives." "'There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side." "What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?" "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." "If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." "In God we trust; all others must pay cash." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." "Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die." "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." "After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."" (btw, that means 'I don't speak English' T-T) "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?" "Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film." "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." "The road to success is always under construction." 3 EASIEST WAYS TO DIE: 1.Have a cigarette daily 2.Drink alcohol daily 3.Love somebody who doesn't love you back When you are born, you are given two eyes to see, The answer is quite simple actually... You just have to find the other one If You Live In America, you post this Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever) 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. There laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out. Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry. RAP= Reatard Attempting Poetry My boyfriend told me to choose between him and my horse... I better go get my saddle. I'm the girl that who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster. Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry but...HaHa, too bad loser!! I love school. Except for the learning part. That part gotta go. When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!! XD An apple a day keeps the doctor away...except if the doctors cute. Then screw the fruit. I'm pretty sure Mondays need to go die. Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE. You can take my scarf. You can take my food. You can take my santa claus. But if you dare take my hat... if you dare, i will scream and tear at your face like an angry beaver... So i suggest you don't. You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder. I'm the type of girl that will burst out at laughing over something that happend... yesterday. Yes i do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around my room in my underwear. Thank you very much. '" Immature" is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun. hey You!! No, not you!! Yer, you. No, the other guy. Yer, you!! Do you like tacos?? I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense. if you get caught staring at least you know he was looking back. i didn't fall, i was testing gravity... it still works. I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end with 'y'
Dear Lord, thank you for sending your precious lamb to take away our sins If you love the precious lamb and want to thank the lord for sending it to take away our sins copy and paste this in your profile Mary had a little lamb, His fleece was as white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, The Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, ‘Twasn’t even in the rule. He made the children laugh and play, To have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, Illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, Or even speak His Name. Every day got worse and worse, And days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, We heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime, That’s in our schools today? Let’s let the Lamb come back to school, And teach our kids to pray! A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red. One is blue. One is chewing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life. Cause the red one has a knife. Thank You God for: Air-conditioning, indoor plumbing, another day of life, the ability to be in my right mind, to wake up breathing, for my family, for my friends, for my church, for my church family, for my pastor, ministers, reverends, for getting me sick to have me appreciate my health, for putting me in a very hot unairconditioned church so I could appreciate air-conditioning, for the pain in my back to let me know I'm alive, for protecting my pastor, for protecting my family (church and blood), for allowing me to wake up this morning, for letting me breathe, for letting me see, letting me here, move all my muscles, allowing me to go to a church that is there for you, keeping me away from every bad situation that I could've been, teaching me even if I wasn't willing to listen, keeping my family alive so I can make one more memory with them, for those that I've lost and the time I got to spend with them, for every laugh, every tear, every ache and pain, every moment, every time I'm surrounded by people I love, for giving me so many chances despite my failures, for loving me even though I don't deserve it, and for so much more. I love You and I want everyone to know even if they won't appreciate it or hate me for it. What do you thank God for? If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven Did you know that 98 % of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 % of the people who read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him TEACHER... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. I BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AND GOD. I asked Jesus, " how much do you love me ? "Jesus replied, " this much " and stretched his arms on the cross and died for me . if you love Jesus , put this on your profile. 97% WON'T do it. only 3% will stand up for him. I hope you are part of the 3%. When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a HEADACHE. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army :) I Went to a Party Mom, I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and goodbye. If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone wil Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones that are for what fits you: I'M CANADIAN, so I MUST be french, live in an igloo, and live off of maple syrup and beer. I go in the bathroom just to look in the mirror, so I MUST be stuck up I was looking through peoples profile. On one persons, and I'm not going to point them out, I saw a list of quotes. One of the quotes was "I'm not anti-religion I'm anti-stupidity." I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS AT ALL. If you are religious and you are offended by this because you were just called stupid please copy and paste this on your profile. Add your name to the list to show that just because your have a religion doesn't mean that you are stupid. flamecloud23, Actual warning labels on consumer goods. On Jarba Drive 'N' Talk: Warning: Do not operate speakerphone while driving. On a Chainsaw: Warning: Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw. On Natol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. On a Jet Ski: Warning: Do not use lit match or open flame to check fuel level. On a Hair Dryer: Warning: Do not use while sleeping. On a Blow Torch: Warning: Contents may catch fire. On a Carton of Eggs: Warning: This product may contain eggs. On Hollands Small Tractors: Warning: Avoid Death. On a Letter Opener: Warning: Safety goggles recommended. On a Washing Machine: Warning: Do not put any human in this washer. On a Wrench: Warning: Do not use as a dental instrument. On a Cereal Bowl: Warning: Always use with adult supervision. On Nonstick Cooking Pans: Warning: Keep pet birds out of kitchen when using this product. On Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush: Warning: Not to be used for personal hygiene. On a Scooter: Warning: This product moves when used. On Apples IPad Shuffle: Waring: Do not eat. Funny or awful? A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife (omg...) The answer? There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him 5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him 5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde 50.00 The blonde put the 50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him 5. (darn it! I'm puzzled too...) Here's a joke... there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge ( lol, xD!!!) 100 Truths Last beverage Orange Juice Last phone call My grandmother Last song you listened to Boys Round Here Last time you cried I don't know Last text message I'll be there HAVE YOU EVER: Dated someone twice No Been cheated on No Kissed someone & regretted it No Lost someone special Yes. My cousin LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLORS: Blue, purple, rainbow IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU: Made a new friend Yes. Fallen out of love Yes Laughed until you cried Yes. Met someone who changed your life No. Found out who your true friends were No. RANDOM: Have you kissed anyone on your friend's list no How many people on your friends list do you know in real life all How many kids do you want to have 3 Do you have any pets Yes. 3 cats Do you want to change your name No. What did you do for your last birthday Went Roller Skating What time did you wake up today 8:10 What were you doing at midnight last night Sleeping Name something you CANNOT wait for eating straw berries Last time you saw your father A few minutes ago What's one thing you wish you could change Nothing Have you ever talked to a person named Tom Yes What's getting on your nerves right now That nothing is changing. Most visited web page Google Zodiac sign Ares Elementary/middle/high school Not telling Hair color Brown Long or short Long Are you a freak Not really Height 5, 5' What do you like about yourself My personality Piercings None. Tattoos None. Righty or lefty Righty. FIRSTS : First surgery None. First piercing None. First best friend I was 5 First sport you joined Basketball First pet Dog named Mako First vacation Disney First concert Does my chorus concert count First crush A guy that was a year older than me and I really hate him now. CURRENTLY : Eating Strawberries Drinking Strawberry Juice I'm about to Type more Waiting For a movie to come on YOUR FUTURE : Want kids? Yes Want to get married Yes Careers in mind? Chef WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? : Lips or eyes Eyes Hugs or kisses Kisses Shorter or taller Taller Older or Younger y age year older at the most Romantic or spontaneous Both. Sensitive or loud Sensitive Hook-up or relationship Relationship. Trouble-maker or hesitant Trouble maker (yet another)HAVE YOU EVER : Kissed a stranger No. Lost glasses/contacts Yes. Ran away from home No Broken someone's heart No Been arrested No. Turned someone down Yes Cried when someone died Yes. Liked a guy/girl friend Yeah. DO YOU BELIEVE IN: Yourself Yes Love at first sight No Heaven Yes Santa Claus Used to. Kiss on the first date No Angels Yes ANSWER TRUTHFULLY : Is there one person you want to be with right now Yes Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time No Do you believe in God? Yes. Posting this as 100 Truths? Yes 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Kenya 2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Back 3. What can you hear right now? A movie Night at the museum 3 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself (My sister) Hi What I need to have a conversation with you why For fanficton Is there really a point to this yes their is a point to this -silence- 5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Night at the museum 3 6. Type your name with your elbow. frtklaq,kme4cflo0iudr4 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? A bin with junk in it 8. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? Nothing out of the ordinary 9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? NCVSGTIT Signs you live in these modern times: 1. You are on your computer everyday. 2. You are more inside,than out. 4. You are on this site often. 5. As you read this,you keep nodding and smiling. 6. You were too busy,reading,nodding,and of course smiling,that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three. 7. You looked back to see if there was a number three. 8. You feel a bit stupid. 9. You think this is funny. 10. You want to copy this in your profile,right now - feel free. You know your stupid when: (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. total= 29 One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL?? Try it without looking at answers 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9. 4 2) Multiply by 3 then. 12 3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3. 45 4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…. 5) Add the digits together. 9 Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL 1. Einstein 2. Nelson Mandela 5. Bill Gates 6. Gandhi 7. Brad Pitt 8. Hitler 9. Napoleon 10. Barack Obama Napoleon DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin' 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... (definitely not good stuff to hear) Work vs Prison God The University professor challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!" "God created everything?" The professor asked. "Yes sir", the student replied. The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil." The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?" "Of course", replied the professor. The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?" "What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question. The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat." The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?" The professor responded, "Of course it does." The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of Darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present." Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?" Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil." To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light." The professor sat down totally deflated. The young man's name -- Albert Einstein Warnings People have found on boxes and wrappers and junk like that: Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet Earplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow Pepper Spray Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (whoops…too late)On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly *Kazu Hi, my name is Kazu. (May you rest in peace, Kazu) girl meets a boy on a messenger crazy1 86: hey baby!! h0tNsPiCy91: who is this?? crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!! h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this?? crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true. crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight... h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!? crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you... crazy1 86 had signed off. The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead. PART 2... Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message. h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!! 2seXay4u: Who the eff is this? h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''. h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell. The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!" - LISA SMITH This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! (mmmmhhhh... kinda scary, but not too much) Kind of a scary story... There were five girls who were all friends and were members of a sleepover club. Every Saturday, they would have a slumber party at one of the girls’ houses. One night, when the girls were having a sleepover, they heard loud noises and screaming outside. It seemed to be coming from the end of the street. They went down to find out what was happening. They learned that a woman had been murdered and the man who killed her was still on the loose. They ran home as quickly as their legs would carry them. Terrified, they locked their windows and bolted their doors. Everything was quiet for a while, but then they started to hear weird noises coming from outside. Their imaginations ran wild and they thought the killer was coming for them. Gripped by terror, they hid inside a closet and waited. They heard heavy footsteps coming up the stairs. The footsteps kept getting closer and closer and the girls held their breath, afraid to make a sound. Suddenly, the closet door was opened and a man stood there. The girls screamed and ran in different directions. Four of the girls went downstairs and locked the cellar door behind them. The man caught the fifth girl and took her into the bathroom, where he skinned her alive. The bathroom was right above the cellar and the four girls were forced to listen as their friend was murdered. They listened to her scratching at the floor and calling their names, but they couldn’t do anything to help her. They heard her die that night. In the morning, when the man had fled, the remaining girls came out of the cellar. When they went into the bathroom, they were confronted by a horrible sight. There, scratched into the wall was a final message from their friend: “How could you have let me die?” With tears in their eyes, they looked up and saw her flesh dangling from the knife that had skinned her. If you don’t re-post this the man will come and skin you alive too, because they haven’t caught him yet. And the girl will make sure you will die, so she can pass on the tale. Mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom. " With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. Copy and paste this in your profile if you think that some times we take things for granted (lol, I do, indeed. Sometimes). To Every Guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" ...This one bulletin is for you... Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... Pray for God: So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it. So the other guy is mad at the missionary for breaking up the fight so he gets a group together to attack him at night, but they leave without hurting him. Later on they tell him that they were going to attack him but he had twenty six shining guards with him. But he objects saying he was alone that night. When he goes back home a few months later the people at his church tell him that they got the urge to pray for him so they got a group together and prayed. He asked the men who were there to stand up and they did. There were twenty six. The same amount of guards the man said he had. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, good people get helped. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Please re-post this as Pray for God. Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what. . . and if you stand up for him he will ZEUS You like being in charge. 5/9 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 9/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 5/10 DEMETER You own a garden. 4/10 ARES You often start fights. 6/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 3/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 3/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 6/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 1/10 APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. 0/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 6/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 4/10 I got Posiden. Yes :) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever Pierce your nose or tongue? Nose Be serious or be funny? Funny Drink whole or skim milk? Skim Die in a fire or drown? Drown. Even though that would never happen because I'm a great swimmer. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents. I hate my enemies D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. Sun or moon? Moon, the suns to bright Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall? Leaf-fall, its so preatty Left or right? Right I'm right handed, my left eye has worse vision, my right kick is better, so is my right punch, and I've only broken my left arm and left leg. Ten acquaintances or five best friends? Five best friends, its better to be with people who care about you. Sunny or rain? Rain, suns to bright and the rain sounds cool on the roof. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate, vanilla doesn't have enough flaver. Bieleber or Directioner? Neither I hate both of them. A B O U T . Y O U. What time is it? 1:11 P.M What is your name? Not telling, call me flame cloud. What do you want to do? Go swimming, but its the middle of winter. Where do you wanna live? Rio, it looks so pretty. How many kids do you want? 3, a boy and 2 girls, but I want the boy first. Do you want to get married? YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Have you ever done drugs? No, and I don't plan to What do you like on your pizza? Pepporoni, and sausage. Can you cross your eyes? No Do you make your bed daily? I've never made it. What is the wackiest thing on earth? My friend Julie, she's so fun though. QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!! 4 What pisses you off? My sister Favorite thing to do? Swim Name one funny thing that happened to a teacher. She got cussed out by one of my friends How many male friends do you have? A lot. Do you want a boyfriend? Sort of LOOK! A DOG ON A UNICYCLE! Aww... that's so cute Who are your favorite horror movie characters? Kevin Bacon from Trapped What is twisted? Me Do you believe in magic? Yes, but I can't do it How many books have you read? A lot What gives you nightmares? Nothing What is the weirdest dream you ever had? That my house blew up. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. Things that make you feel good: 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 5. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 6. Chocolate 7. Giggling. 8. A good conversation. 9. The beach 10. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 11. Laughing at yourself. 12. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 13. Running through sprinklers. 14. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 15. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 16. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 17. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 18. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. 19. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner). 20. Making new friends or spending time with old ones. 21. Playing with the cats. 22. Having someone play with your hair. 23. Sweet dreams. 24. Hot chocolate. 25. Road trips with friends. 26. Swinging on swings. 27. Making eye contact with a cute stranger. 28. Making chocolate chip cookies. 29. Having your friends send you homemade cookies. 30 Holding hands with someone you care about. 31. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change. 32. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you. 33. Watching the sunset. 34. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day. 35. Knowing that somebody misses you. 36. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply. 37. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think. 38. A cup of tea 39. Watching the rain fall 40. Looking at the stars on a clear night. To Every Girl: To every girl that is SCARED to To every girl that has been To every girl that To every girl who To every girl that will spend her To every girl who gets her heart To every girl that would die To every girl who would just once To every girl that cries at night To every girl that won't get To every girl that To every girl that To every girl who To every girl who would just To every girl who To every girl who lies To every girl that To every girl that To every girl who shows how much To every girl that thought To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff To every girl who is just To every girl that doesn't want To every girl who wants To every girl that fell for all the lies To every girl that gave her heart away To every girl that has faith that If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl." GRYFFINDOR: [x] You’ve never done illegal drug HUFFLEPUFF: [x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now. RAVENCLAW: [ ] You’re depressed to a certain extent. SLYTHERIN Gryffindor or Slytherin. I prefer Slytherin. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip." 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Flamecloud. (For first name I'm using Flamecloud for everything else I'm using my real name.) 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first three letters izzle): Flaizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dolphin 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Lynn Clark 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Herflmat 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Orange Juice. 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lryaekn. 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Jean 9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ashes. 10.Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawbery hurricane 11. Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory): Blue patch 12. Your Nobody Name: (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go) ecfaldxmuol Pick the month you were born: January--I kicked February--I loved March--I karate chopped April--I licked May--I jumped June--I smelled July--I did the Macarena With August--I had lunch with September--I danced with October--I sang to November--I yelled at December--I ran over Pick the day you were born on: 1--a birdbath 2--a monster 3--a phone 4--a fork 5--a snowman 6--a gangster 7--my mobile phone 8--my dog 9--my best friends' boyfriend 10--my neighbor 11--my science teacher 12--a banana 13--a fireman 14--a stuffed animal 15--a goat 16--a pickle 17--your mom 18--a spoon 19-- - a smurf 20--a baseball bat 21--a ninja 22--Chuck Norris 23--a noodle 24--a squirrel 25--a football player 26--my sister 27--my brother 28--an ipod 29--a surfer 30--a llama 31--A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White--because I'm cool like that Black--because that's how I roll. Pink--because I'm crazy... Red--because the voices told me to. Blue--because I'm amazing and I do what I want Green--because I think I need some serious help. Purple--because I'm AWESOME! Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange --because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown--because I can. Now type out the sentence you made, and post it on your profilePick the month you were born: January--I kicked February--I loved March--I karate chopped April--I licked May--I jumped June--I smelled July--I did the Macarena With August--I had lunch with September--I danced with October--I sang to November--I yelled at December--I ran over Pick the day you were born on: 1--a birdbath 2--a monster 3--a phone 4--a fork 5--a snowman 6--a gangster 7--my mobile phone 8--my dog 9--my best friends' boyfriend 10--my neighbor 11--my science teacher 12--a banana 13--a fireman 14--a stuffed animal 15--a goat 16--a pickle 17--your mom 18--a spoon 19-- - a smurf 20--a baseball bat 21--a ninja 22--Chuck Norris 23--a noodle 24--a squirrel 25--a football player 26--my sister 27--my brother 28--an ipod 29--a surfer 30--a llama 31--A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White--because I'm cool like that Black--because that's how I roll. Pink--because I'm crazy... Red--because the voices told me to. Blue--because I'm amazing and I do what I want Green--because I think I need some serious help. Purple--because I'm AWESOME! Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange --because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown--because I can. Now type out the sentence you made, and post it on your profile I licked a stuffed animal because the voices told me to. :) When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. I don't care if you're gay or straight,everyone needs love. I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness,everyone deserves a chance. I don't care if you're ugly or pretty,everyone has flaws. I don't care if you're black or white,everybody has the same capabilities. I don't care if you're weird,everyone needs to change. I don't care if you're rich or poor,everyone needs warmth. I don't care if you're a misfit or popular, everyone deserves a friend. I don't care if you're different,everyone is. Re-post this if you agree with it. READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST TEN OTHER TEENS (Copy and re-post) Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOLwont make you COOL, Making fun of MEwon't make YOUfeel better. So why bother?Re-post if you hate bullying! If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer (It would look really short if I didn't have all of this stuff here) If you don't do drugs, copy and paste this into your profile (never have never will). WowlookatthisImtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson. If you don't believe life is fair . . . copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'there' and 'their'. If you wanna slug them, copy and past this onto your profile. If you know that goth and emo are two different things, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have parents who don't understand you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have parents who ADMITTED that they don't really understand you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you do your homework while watching TV, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a boy/girl who has yet to have a real girlfriend/boyfriend, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe that Valentines day should be called 'Singles Awareness Day', copy an paste this onto your profile. 99.5% of girls would bawl their eyes out if Justin Bieber was on top of a 20 story building, ready to jump. If you are part of that 0.5% who would grab a lawn chair, some popcorn, and sit down to watch, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Amy47101,Melody.Sparks012, princessyuki08, flamecloud23 If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, XxWhitelilyxX, Amberstar (Who doesn't?), PokemonKnight (why would you even be on here if you didn't?),princessyuki08 (wouldn't be here if I didn't), flameclod23 (Who doesn't like being creative), 98 percent of the internet population have a myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this to your profile. Cancer One small word, you can let the world see that this word isn't a Swear/curse, but a terible illness, Cancer. 1. you go further with what you were doing and don't botther this poem 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around (I have a guy first name.) 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing What style/type of art do you do and what do you love about it? If you could have the abilities of any 1 person (alive, dead or Fictional) for 24 hours, who would it be and why? Daniel Davenport. His ability can give him all the power in the world. If you could have any super power, what would it be and why? Telekinesis. It would give you so much power. If we had the technology available right now to time travel, but it was a one-way ticket, would you still go? No. I probably wouldn't like it their and I would want to go home. What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? I don't know. What would be your dream sandwich? Turkey and cheese. Wait that's what I get all the time. How do you have your eggs? Hard- boiled with pancakes. What is one thing you will never do again? Go see a princess movie with my little cousin. If you could go back in time, what is one piece of advice you would give your younger self? Not to get overly exited about things. What are your nicknames? I don't have any and I don't want any. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Get online. What scares you the most? Nothing scares me. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Have an abortion on my child. What is the best dish you can cook? Lasagna. With the family recipe. Name one thing you consider yourself to be very good at. Playing Trombone, and somehow remembering the words to every single commercial I have ever seen. If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be? 5. I loved being a kid. Mountains or the beach? I love the water. Music Asks Song that always makes you happy Die a Happy Man: Thomas Rhett Song you listen to when you’re sad Nothing specific just country. Top 5 songs of an artist of your choosing Zac Brown Band 5. Jump Right In 4. Day That I Die 3. Knee Deep 2. Chicken Fried 1. Beautiful Drug 3 most played songs on iTunes or Last.fm etc. No Clue. Favourite song right now Beautiful Drug: Zac Brown Band Favourite album of all time Jakyll Favourite song of all time I love to many Favourite artist of all time Thomas Rhett. A memory associated to an artist of your choosing When someone that I love dies I always listen to Zac Brown band songs Song that you feel you must always dance to Cotton- Eyed Joe First record you bought I forget A song that reminds you of someone you love Day that I die: Zac Brown Band. A song from your childhood I didn't like music that much when I was younger. A song that reflects your personality Crash and Burn: Thomas Rhett Most hated song of all time Any Justin Bieber or One Direction song Most overrated song Break up in a small town: Sam Hu Most underrated song If I Die Young Most overrated artist Justin Bieber Most underrated artist Reba Favourite vocal performance Don't have one Favourite guitar solo Don't have one. A song no one would expect you to love Any song that I like. (My friends don't know that I like country.) A song you get stick for liking Ant song that I like. (My friends hate country.) A song you’d like at your funeral If I Die Young A song you’d like for your first dance I don't know. Karaoke song I can't sing. Favourite summertime song Can't pick Favourite Christmas song Silent Night An artist you used to love but don’t really listen to now Taylor Swift A song you have to crank the volume up for Little Red Wagon What song was top of the charts when you were born Have You Forgotton C.D. that’s always in the car Who uses CD anymore The album you bought What Dream band line up Don't have one Favourite musician/band from your country Zac Brown Band Which genre of music features most heavily in your collection Country Which genre(s) do you try to avoid A song that reminds you of someone you love I already answer that question. A song that is always stuck in your head Beautiful Drug. Here's a Hundred Random Questions 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes 3) How many houses have you lived in? 2 4) Favorite candy bar? Twix 5) Favorite pair of shoes? Can't decide. 6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes 7) Least favorite school subject? Geography 8) What is your favorite color? Blue 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My Junior All- Shore Band Audition. 12) Favorite genre of music? Country. 13) What is your zodiac sign? Ares 14) What time were you born? 8:30 A.M 15) Do you like beer? No 16) Ever made a prank phone call? No 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I'm not embarrassed of what I listen to 18) Are you sarcastic? Sometimes 19) What are your favorite colors? Blue 20) How many watches do you own? 1 21) Summer or winter? Winter 23) Favorite color to wear? Blue 24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi 25) What color is your cell phone? I don't have one 26) Where is your second home? Second home? 27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes 28) Have you ever had a cavity? No 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One 30) How many video games do you own? 0 31) What was your first pet? Mako a dog 32) Ever had braces? I still have them on 33) Do looks matter? Sometimes 34) Do you use chapstick? Yes. 35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Never been to high school 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither 37) Are you too forgiving? Yes 38) How many children do you want? 3 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No 40) Favorite breakfast meal? Pancakes and Eggs with strawberries. 41) Do you own a gun? Nope, but a lot of my family members do. 42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes 43) When was the last time you cried? Bout a month ago. 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? I forget 45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Neither 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No 47) Have you ever been in a castle? No 48) What are your nicknames? Don't have or want any 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No 50) Ever been to Kentucky? no 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No 55) Do you own a diamond ring? No 56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yes 57) Do you dye your hair? No 58) Does anyone like you? Don't know 59) What year were you born? Not telling 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn't born yet 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No 62) McDonalds or Wendys? Hate both 63) Do you like yourself? Yes 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mom 65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? His Eyes 66) Are you afraid of the dark? No 67) Have you ever eaten paste? No 68) Do you own a webcam? No 69) Have you ever stripped? No 70) Ever broke a bone? Yes 72) Do you chat on AIM often? No 73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes 75) Rugrats or Doug? Neither 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House 77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Havn't been to high school 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No 79) Do you have a birth mark? No 80) Do you own a car? No 81) Can you cook? Yes 82) 3 things that annoy you: 1. My sister 2. A girl named Markayla 3. A guy named Zach Ford 83) Do you text message often? No 84) Money or love? Love 85) Do you have any scars? A few 86) What do you want more than anything right now? Strawberries 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Yes 88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Neither 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yes 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Nope 92) Do you own a box of crayons? No 94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Mom 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Sister 96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Sister 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Julie 98) Who was the last person that you fell for? No one 99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? I don't do that 100) Who was the last person that called you? Julie RECALL NOTICE: Some of the symptoms include: The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus. DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! - GOD P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'! 98% of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2% who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. 98% couldn't care less about this. Jesus Christ was thinking of you when he was bleeding on the cross, dying for you. But he also died for them. Also, God has no phone, but I talk to him. God has no Facebook, but I'm still his friend. God has no Instagram, but I still follow him. The 2% who do care, repost this on your bio. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you see something about God or Jesus Christ on someone else's profile that you don't already have on yours and you immediately go to your profile and add it, copy and paste this on your profile. Write 12 random GMW/BMW Characters 1. Riley Matthews 2. Maya Hart 3. Farkle Minkus 4. Lucas Friar 5. Charlie G. 6. Zay B. 7. Corey Matthews 8. Topenga Matthews 9. Angela 10. Shawn Hunter 11. Josh 12. Augie 1.) HAVE YOU EVER READ A SIX/ELEVEN FIC? DO YOU WANT TO? Zay/ Josh No and I don’t want to. 2.) DO YOU THINK FOUR IS HOT? HOW HOT? Lucas. Yes, very 3.) WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF TWELVE GOT EIGHT PREGNANT? Josh got Topenga pregnant. Corey would kill Josh the break up with Topenga then hang out with Shawn. 4.) DO YOU RECALL ANY FICS ABOUT NINE? Angela. Yeah her and Shawn back together. 5.) WOULD TWO AND SIX MAKE A GOOD COUPLE? Maya and Zay. Maybe 6.) FIVE/NINE OR FIVE/TEN. WHY? Charlie/ Angela or Charlie/ Shawn. Neither 7.) WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SEVEN WALKED IN ON TWO AND TWELVE HAVING SEX? Corey walked in on Maya and Augie having sex. Corey would kill both of them. 8.) ONE AND SEVEN ARE IN A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP UNTIL SEVEN RUNS OFF WITH FOUR. ONE, BROKENHEARTED, HAS A ONE HOT STAND WITH ELEVEN, A BRIEF UNHAPPY AFFAIR WITH TWELVE, THEN FOLLOWS WISE ADVICE FROM FIVE THEN, FINDS TRUE LOVE WITH THREE. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THIS FIC? Riley and Corey are in a happy relationship until Corey runs off with Lucas. Riley, brokenhearted, has a one hot stand with Josh, a brief unhappy affair with Augie, then follows wise advice from Charlie then, finds true love with Farkle. I’d call this fic, crazy affairs. 9.) YOU NEED TO STAY AT A FRIENDS HOUSE. ONE OR SIX? Riley or Zay. Definitely Riley. 10.) EVERYONE GANGS UP ON THREE, WHAT HAPPENS? Everyone gangs up on Farkle. He screams like a girl. 11.) EVERYONE IS INVITED TO TWO AND TEN'S WEDDING EXCEPT 8. HOW DO THEY REACT Everyone is invited to Maya and Shawn’s wedding except for Topenga. Topenga would kill Corey and Shawn. 12.) HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SEVEN AND EIGHT WERE IN A FIGHT? Corey and Topenga. I’d feel bad for them. It would probably be because Corey was spending too much time with Shawn. 13.) FOUR, SEVEN, AND NINE HAVE BANDED TOGETHER AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND START TO SING THE MOST ANNOYING SONG YOU KNOW AS LOUD AS THEY CAN, WAKING YOU UP. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK? Lucas, Corey, and Angela sing Break Up in a Small Town at 3 A.M. I would punch all three of them in the face. Entitled: A scary way to break up. I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps ……. A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. “A clipboard to sign.” Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? The air Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Playing basketball. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Tommarowland. Without looking, guess what time it is 10:03AM Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 9:56 AM With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The TV When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Over the summer at a girl scout camp. Did you dream last night? Not that I remember Do you remember your dreams? Sometimes When did you last laugh? At school yesterday when I said to Julie “I think he actually did get surgery.” And she heard. “He go tanked surgery Do you remember why / at what? I just told you What is on the walls of the room you are in? Gravity Falls poster Seen anything weird lately? What do you classify as weird. What do you think of this quiz? It’s good What is the last film you saw? Tommarowland If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Hawaii If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I wouldn’t buy anything. I’d give it to charity. According to the bible it says. “It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven.” Tell me something about you that most people don't know? I act a lot differently at home than I do at school. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would make all of the rich people that are shellfish give the money that they don’t need to good causes. Do you like to dance? Not really Would you ever consider living abroad? Depends on where. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? Not my screen name. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? Sales call What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? A music program called Finale Notepad Last time you swam in a pool? Over the summer Type of music you like most? Country. Country. Country. Country. Country. Country. Country. Type of music you dislike most? Rock Are you listening to music right now? Yes, country an older song called I’m already there What color is your bedroom carpet? Light blue If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? I’d make it so there were no more holes for birds to get in through. What was the last thing you bought? A bag of chips Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? Once with my uncle in-law Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? I’ve always wanted to go sky diving Do you have a garden? No Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Yes What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? Falling back asleep. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Hunter Hayes Who sent the last text message you received? Julie Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Cato What time is bed time? My parents make me go to bed at 10:30 but I usually stay up to 1 or 2 reading and writing stories. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No How many tattoos do you have? None If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? Yes, for my cousin’s birth and death date with a smiley face. Like my other cousin has What did you do for your last birthday? A roller skating party then dinner at Texas Road House. Do you carry a donor card? No Who was the last person you ate dinner with? My parents and my sister Is the glass half empty or half full? Depends on the day What's the farthest-away place you've been? Florida When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Never Have you ever won a trophy? A basketball shoot off trophy in the 3rd grade Are you a good cook? YES Do you know how to pump your own gas? Yes, even though I’m only 12 If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? Abe Lincoln Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? No and I don’t want to Do you touch-type? Never What's under your bed? Trach Do you believe in love at first sight? Sometimes Think fast, what do you like right now? A guy who’s a year older than me Where were you on Valentine's day? At home eating chocolate What time do you get up? 7:30 AM What was the name of your first pet? Sassy the cat Who is the second to last person to call you? My Grandmother Is there anything going on this weekend? I’m going to volunteer at a spaghetti dinner at my church, and then a girl scout cookie booth the next day How are you feeling right now? Happy What do you think about the most? My writing What time do you get up in the morning? Normally 6:00 If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? Until after I pay my debt and then I give the rest to charity. Who would you tell first? I don’t know. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? Paper Towns Do you sing in the shower? Not any more Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? You already asked me that and Cato What do you do most when you are bored? Get online and read stories What do you do for a living? Go to school Do you love your job? Sometimes What did you want to be when you grew up? A lawyer or a chef If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? A lawyer or a chef Which came first the chicken or the egg? The Chicken How many keys on your key ring? I don’t have a key ring Where would you retire to? The beach What kind of car do you drive? I don’t drive What are your best physical features? My eyes What are your best characteristics? Being friendly If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Hawaii What kind of books do you like to read? Horror Where would you want to retire to? The Beach What is your favorite time of the day? Lunch Where did you grow up? Somewhere in America How far away from your birthplace do you live now? About a half hour What are you reading now? This quiz Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night owl Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No but my dad can Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? Yes Do you have pets? 3 cats How many rings before you answer the phone? 2 What is your best childhood memory? My dead cousin trying to scare me with ghost stories What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? School Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? I’m going to North Carolina with my whole family this summer What is most important in life? Music when your sad you listen to it, you get involved in it and it makes you feel better What Inspires you? People that aren’t afraid to speak their mind and be rebels. If you love country music as much as I do Copy and Paste this on your profile and add your name to the end of the list. flamecloud23, 100 questions that will people never ask you. 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. 34: Favorite type of sandwhich? Turkey and Chees 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Cereal 100 stupid questions that aren’t supposed to be answered but I tried to anyway. 1. Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection? Cause it’s the end of the day Because lemons only go into what they want to go into. 39. In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? Again IDK 83. Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? It’s confusing. 91. If I save time, when do I get it back? Theirs two legs Dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns the gun to himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" The teacher replied "He never did." then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy dies he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright." 66% of you won't post this. But remember what the bible says "Deny me in front of your friends and I shall Deny you in front of my father in heaven." So re-post this, remember God saw you read this. Typing without using your hands. Type the following sentences with your Elbow. I am typing with my elbow. I9kszwm gtfryldejubn gtfvnjmewitfrghju bnmyt6 nrek,gbvtjuew I want cheese pizza. O0KI w3njmyt bb c hyjudedsdssdde bpoissaq This isn’t working right. AQT aqjubn judbg ,lg bnsfrnjmhjun gtf dehyjut6 I like strawberries. I9 nl;kikmie4bn degttr5swenhjt5rofrfvt5rer The rabbit chased my cat into the whole with the fox in it. Gt5rgtewbgveraqbgvv kdfgfvkjewsdegt kmy7u6n hfrswt5frbn ikmlon tyhyt5frnmyy7u6lo,lr4n e4kitynhjum hyjnht5f4r bngtfrerm injm kigt;. 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