Navigating Reality
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Joined 08-15-10, id: 2497555, Profile Updated: 06-08-11

Basics

Nickname: Call me Navigator, The Navigator, or Supreme Overlord. Whatever floats your boat.

Age: Old enough to be mature, young enough to still be stereotyped by collage students.

Gender: Female. No question about that.

Personality: Critical, self-doubting, and I seem to come of as brash. But really, I'm more of a people person. I know it's hard to belive, but trust me.

Favorites

Books: Honestly, I love a lot of books. Most recently, I've fallen in love with The Count of Monte-Cristo by Alexandre Dumas, Graceling bt Kristin Cashore, The Lies of Locke Lamora and Red Skies Under Red Seas by Scott Lynch, The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss, The Cirque du Freak Series by Darren Shan, and Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Yeah, that's off the top of my head. I probably could think of more.

Movies: Hands down, my favorite movies of all time have to be The Lord of the Rings movies. I love them.

Pet Peeves and Dislikes

Rape: No. I hate reading stories where rape is involved, and I really hate it when the character falls for the rapist. When people get raped, they contimplate SUICIDE. If something has 'suprise sex, that s/he didn't know s/he wanted' I stop reading. It's a huge turn-off.

Seme/Uke Complex: Don't get me wrong. I really like yaoi. It's when the uke is a girl with a penis that frustrates me. I know gay couples, and got a little shock when I found out that the guy whose a stereotypical uke topped in one of them. Really, it's all about what the couple perfers. Not every macho-man tops, and not every flamboyant man bottoms.

Quotes

"Crowley: An angel who didn't fall as musch as saunter vaugly donward"- Good Omens

"Apparently being queer is a disease. And that means I can call into work sick from it. 'Yeah boss can't came in today. Yeah, I'm still queer.'"- Unknown

"There are 72,519 stones in my walls. I've counted them many times."

"Yes but have you named them yet?"- The Count of Monte-Cristo (movie)

"Now you're thinking, just now "Why me, O God?". The answer is, God has nothing to do with it. In fact, God is never in France this time of year."- The Count of Monte-Cristo (movie)

"We watch you and Jacopo fight to the death. If Jacopo wins, we welcome him back to the crew. If you win, I have given Jacopo the chance to live, even if he did not take advantage of it, and you can take his place on the boat."

"What if I win and I don't want to be a smuggler?"

"Then we slit your throat, and we're a bit shorthanded."-The Count of Monte-Cristo (movie)

In all honesty, I probably won't write a damn thing. I tend to procrastinate and would rather read then write. I only came here becuase a friend of mine begged me to get an account (Said friend's pen name is Boys-R-US.)

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Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Teaspoon of Crazy, Half Ounce of Love by Kyla45 reviews
In which Harry learns that the ingredients for a relationship often involve a bit of psychosis. And it's the person who sees you through the crazy that you can count on, that adds that half-ounce of love. Threeshot. Perry/Harry, Fluff, H/C, Slash
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Healing Broken Hearts by Aradia Lestat-Ming Ue reviews
He was a vampire whose love was dead. I was a shifter whose love left her. We were both bearing broken hearts. Could we heal? LeahxMarcus Post BD. Rated T for sexual content and language. 12/16. Complete by Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,129 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Leah, Marcus
A is For by RobinRocks reviews
Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,433 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Adversus Adverto by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Vlad is not an irrational man. He makes plans and he follows those plans. Unless of course, Danny Fenton is involved. Then everything is tossed into the air and outcomes never thought possible are suddenly made possible. Then follow the consequences. DxV
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,807 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Love Calls You By Your Name by Quantum Witch reviews
(2006) Post Non Apocalyptic Epiphanies beget drunken confessions beget holy bouts of Name Calling beget Revelation, but not the End of All Things.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2006 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Fireworks by FlamesEmbrace reviews
Ah, spring... The songs of birds, the smell of flowers, the gentle THWAK of Cupid's shruiken... For some, love hurts. On kapaa, chocolate syrup and the absurdity of True Love. Fluffy SasuNaru. Complete! R to be safe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,837 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete