hi! if my stories aren't good just know it's because i dont have much writing experience. Next, let me get this straight. This account is ONLY warriors stories, so if you dont like warriors, dont read them. I hope i can write some good stories and make you guys feel like i'm a good author.. Hope you enjoy my stories! also, i'll mostly do one shot's. although i'm working on a series called Talonstrike's destiny. JOINT WRITER WITH SHADOWSTAR OF THUNDERCLAN

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did.

top 5 favorite cats:

1. Bramblestar (leads a group of cats to the sun drown place, meets his father in his dreams and becomes an elite warrior, while he was a kit, resist taunts because his father is tigerstar, kills his half brother to save the cat that his father was training him to kill, got an awesome mate, kept an open head, became clan leader and saved his clan from a flood. I mean, I LOVE THIS DUDE!)

2. Whitestorm (he deals with everyone's problems and does more work than the CLAN LEADER, he also see's both sides of every argument and keeps an open mind. he's awesome)

3. Firestar (what's not to like?)

4. Ivypool (don't question me. it's MY profile, she's awesome)

5. Alderpaw (reasons)

top 3 LEAST favorite cat's

1. clear sky (I...HATE...HIM...SO...FREAKING...MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

2. millie (some of you may disagree but have you seen how she treats ALL of her kits except Briarlight? it's criminal)

3. jessy (she took Squirrelflight from Bramblestar. That's a crime)