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Howdy everyone i'm team sparkel fleas! or better known as Morgan. This would be the first time I ever managed to have the guts to do this. So be kind... well no don't be kind be honest ( " Tell me the turth!" "You want to know the turth?... YOU CAN'T HANDEL THE TURTH!" anyoneone know where that's from btw?) ANYWHOS! I'm a very, very poor writer but I can come up with some amazing plots for ya'll! Just think of me as your weird Australian friend XD LOLIES! anyways... Oh beware I have a lot of slang not even my friends know... They kinda just ignor it now tehehe. But if you want to know what the hell I just said feel free to ask!... Most likely I wont reply for a very long time (stupid email) But I'll try!

I love my friends and there craziness (bless there nutsocrazy hearts) My family and my wonderful max-i-pads( Hee awesome name for a dog right? well that isn't his real name Hey I'm not that mad!)

At this very moment I'm reading fabtabulous books ( the house of night novels anyone love them as much as I do?) AND I AM LOVEN IT! Like seriously! if you thought twilight has fantastic wait until you read them... GOD! I'm so far behind in my reading! hehehehehe.

So anyways I was thinking for the past couple of months(yes sadly that's how long it takes for me to agree on something... With myself) I was going to write a new stroy. But the thing is I HOPELESS! at grammer and spelling(if you haven't notice) so I was wondering if any kind soul would help me with it and even help with the plot (even though I do come up with pretty good plots if i don't say so myself) that would be great!

So thats all ... I guess I'll see ... talk... write... Well whatever it is I (insert thing here) to you soon!

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Center Of My Heart by Imagination Genius reviews
"Ali isn't like that. She's not controlling and domineering. I'm my own person free to make my own decisions. She gets that you're important to me and would never ask me to stop being around you...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,588 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Alice, Bella
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Someday We'll Know by JessElyse reviews
I couldn't do this, I knew it wasn't right. Alice didn't seem to agree, flinging the box with rings at me. "Damn you, Edward. You had the chance to make Bella yours and you ruined it. I hope for your sake, you don't come to regret it". AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,589 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Big Brother Cullen Style by SlightlyGayPirate reviews
Emmett gets the Cullens, the Denali coven and the Irish coven to make Big Brother. Aro makes up a tv station for vampires only, unaccessable to humans. How will the cullens react with the sudden notice? who will be Big Brother? who will win?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,955 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009
Unlikely by FiRsT bOrN uNiCoRn reviews
Lame title sry, Ginny is hurt by Harry but when draco stumbles on her and triggers her anger things start rolling. Dracoginny lemon later!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,913 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Poker Game by edwardlover13 reviews
Why is Bella so mad at Edward after he loses his weekly poker game? Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella
Surpise, Surpise by kay parties hard with lemons reviews
so edward and jasper are gay..bella is bisexual...rated m for words and theams..LEMON thoughts and possibly Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Jasper, Edward
Black Roses Red by Sapphire Ink reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks Washington in hopes of erasing her dark past but when Alice Cullen walks into her life she learns that running from something doesn’t mean it’s going to disappear. Full Sum. Inside Alice/Bella FemmeSlash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Alice
The Choices We Make by Sweet Oxide reviews
Aro never forgave Carlisle for leaving, Edward having daughter that he had to let live was the last straw. Carlisle has to choose now, he wife, Esme or his granddaughter, Reneesme. Who lives? Who dies? IN PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Just One Of The Guys by What.happened.to.Ellie.Creed reviews
Skater chick, Bella Swan and her brother Emmett get sent to a boarding school. It is all boring until Edward, Renesmee and Jasper transfer. Full summary inside. T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Matchmaker and the MixUps by VampsofTwatlight reviews
When the Cullens celebrate Nessie's first birthday, pirate-style, Emmett, Jasper and Edward get more than they bargined for. AU, POST BD, LEMONS for the PIRATE TALKING CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Hold Me Tonight by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Drunk Sex. Sure, it seems like a good thing at the time. Bella and Edward become best friends after a one-night stand, But Bella is in love with Edward. Bella's hiding a secret. Will she try and hide it or tell Edward and risk losing him? AU, Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Family Therapy by TeaCullen reviews
Sequel to The Lie Detector Test. "Do they have family wings in the mental ward? Because we're so going to need them," Emmett laughed. Rated M for language, violence and suggestive themes. Also because I'm paranoid. OOC at times. R&R! *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,348 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Alice in Wonderland by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Alice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8056 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Lie Detector Test by TeaCullen reviews
*Complete* What started off as a joke turned into the game of a lifetime. Who would survive the questioning and what surprises do the Cullen's have in store for each other? Rated M for language, suggestive themes, ect. Cannon pairings. OOC at times. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Maggie - Complete
It's in His Eyes by hiddeninplainsight reviews
Bella, Emmett, and Alice share a house, and Edward, Rosalie, and Jasper share an apartment. When the two groups meet, anything can happen. All human. BxE EmxR JxA.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,217 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Emmett Jizzed in his Pants? by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Emmett gets "Jizz in my pants" in his head and decides to put on a show and sing it in front of his family...... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Emmett - Complete
No Tears Fall by TeaCullen reviews
A phone call at 3:47 a.m. will cause not only Bella's but also Jacob's worlds to come crashing down. If only Bella could cry like she so desperately wants to, but no tears can fall. R&R **ONE SHOT**
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Cullens On MSN by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
The Cullens and Bella have a random conversation on MSN! xD please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Gasp The Pajamas! by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Edward won't wear any stupid pajamas, so Bella decides to get him some. What will happen? Better than it sounds, I'm no good at summaries!Sorry! Takes place 1 year after Breaking Dawn, in Bella's POV. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Emmett Eats A Bomb! by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Bella & Emmett have a dare competition....Bella leaves Edward an abusive voicemail....Emmett eats a bomb! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Stupid photographic memory! by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Carlisle Gets a song stuck in his head...... I suck at summarys.... random and quirky! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Carlisle
Another Night by kyrbri reviews
It’s been three months since Edward’s and Jaspers last “meeting” and Jasper’s lusting more than ever now. Is Edward feeling the same way? Jasper X Edward *LEMON* sequel to Taboo READ AND REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Ink Me, Baby by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Bella and Alice head to Miami for a vacation, they plan to get something to remember their trip. But in sexy tattoo artists Edward and Jasper, they come back with much more. Chapter Fic. AH AU OOC. Dirty lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jacob vs Edward by heyElly reviews
arguments.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Juggling Lemons by Jaded Crypt reviews
Oneshot.Severus and Harry seem to be getting on really well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When Things Go Wrong, I Turn To You by abce1234 reviews
Bella is left with Jasper while Edward hunts with Alice. Bella calls, and finds out they've been sneaking around. She turns to Jasper. Will they end up together? Can their love last? Post Eclipse/Pre Breaking Dawn. Jasper&Bella, Edward&Alice. OOC. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Bonbon D'Amour by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
It's a lemon. And a Fred/Ron lemon. OMGS, first one to upload one of these, go me. Anyway, PWP but the basic premise is that Ron helps Fred out on Valentines day and there's chocolate. Have fun my pretties. Most definitely M rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Fred W., Ron W. - Complete
Grocery List by shelaughs reviews
Jasper, Emmett, and an unwilling Alice pull a "Welcome to the Family" prank on Bella. Oneshot, set pre-Breaking Dawn. T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Dancing by jordananne reviews
Alice and Emmett get bored.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Edwards Song To Bella by Darknight Vampire reviews
The perfect song for Bella from Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Love is thiker than blood by twingeek reviews
Fred and george are in love and liven it good with harry ginny ron and monie but one day that all changes. read to find out what happen hpxgw rwxhg fwxgw hpxdm and maybe fwxgwxhpxdm Twinest insest lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Things that Go Bump Down the Hall by ArikaPhantomess reviews
Fred and George are close. Really close. Closer than you would expect. Closer than Harry suspects, too. Oh, how you all will find out! One shot, Fred/George/Harry, Yaoi and Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Endless Love by riter4life619 reviews
harry and hermione tell each other there feelings.... what wil ensue? lemons, lots of them!...later.......
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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21 things that the cullen's can't do reviews
excatly what it says !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
To be or Not To Be reviews
What would happen if Jacob and Leah got together WITHOUT vampires and Werewolves ... but with magic. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Leah, Jacob