This is an old, old, old account. I haven't touched it in over ten years--that kind of "old". But since I don't really write fanfic, I'm just going to leave this horribly embarrassing profile quote as an exhibit of what once was:

Hello, everyone, and welcome to MY FANFICTION ACCOUNT OF DOOM! Actually, "Fanfiction account of cheese" sounds better… I'm currently a twelve-year-old human, living in the Pacific Northwest part of the US. I've been sent from NASA to research the effects of total nonsense on humans. Apparently, it makes them dissolve into laughter. But you didn't hear that. It's a top-secret operation. In my spare time, I fantasize about cheese, cartoon, and work on my original piece of fiction: I Was a Sixth Grade Onion— Again! It's a sequel to my first story; I Was a Sixth Grade Onion, both of which I'm hoping to get published. But none of that was the important part. No, I haven't said the most interesting, amazing piece of information yet. I enjoy sharp cheddar.