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If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you're mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that vampires and werewolves live among us, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people say that you always have cold hands and you're thrilled by it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're terrified of forests and ballet rooms, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obessed love-struck girl of Seth Clearwater, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Jasper Hale, copy this into your profile

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Sєx Is Λ Sєиѕaтιои
Causєd Bч Tємpтaтιои
Λ Guч Sтιcкѕ Hιѕ Lоcaтιои
Iи Λ Gιяℓѕ Dєѕтιиaтιои
Tо Iиcяєaѕє Pорuℓaтιои
Of Tнє Иєxт Gєиєяaтιои
Dо Чоu Gєт Mч Єxрℓιиaтιои
Oя Dо Чоu Иєєd Λ Dємоиsтяaтιои?

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● ℓ ı v ε . ℓ α υ g н . ℓ σ v ε .
you just gotta ғυcκ all the вυℓℓsнıт
tell yourself вεттεя days will come.
cuz; life is тσσ sнσят to be υинαρρy

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TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWESOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the steet.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes always fit. Straight jackets are one size fits all."

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╔═╦══╦═╗Put this on your
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╚═╩╩╩╩═╝Emo

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If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

Repost if you think Edward and Jake can jump in a hole and die, and Jasper can have Bella

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever wanted to SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story

If you talk to yourself sometimes copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your best friend have ever acted so crazy that people thought you were high, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Some American's read less than 3 books a year. If you do not believe it is even possible to read that little, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some other blatantly obvious metal pole, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you like being on the computer, copy & paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

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Hey read this guys!!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle

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IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick shit out of you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times

T: very good kisser

A: hot
M: makes dating fun
M: makes dating fun
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
A: hot
N: can kick shit out of you

B: loves people
I: loves to laugh and smile
E: has gorgeous eyes
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute

V: not judgmental
O: has one of the best personalities ever

L: smile to die for
T: very good kisser

U: is very sexual

R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
I: loves to laugh and smile

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SEVENTEEN TO STALKER

SEVENTEEN:
YOU LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY.

SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO SECONDS AGO.

FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM.

THIRTEEN:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND.

ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME.

TEN:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.

NINE:
WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM/HER.

EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM.

SEVEN:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.

SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.

FIVE:
YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.

FOUR:
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.

THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...

TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DID'NT NOTICE NUMBER TWELVE IS MISSING.

ONE:
YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & YOU ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING.
NOW MAKE A WiSH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...

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One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

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95 percent of teenage girls would be crying if that Jonas Brothers were about to throw themselves off the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, if you are one of the 5 percent WHO would be yelling 'JUMP ASSHOLES' copy this onto your profile. (Sorry Jonas Brother fans.)

If you REALIZE that PIE will take over the WORLD someday, copy this onto your profile.

If you REALIZED that EVERY sentence on this list had at least TWO or more words except one, copy this onto your profile.

IF you are laughing at yourself NOW, copy this onto your profile.

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd out "u" and "i" together.
Woman: Really, I'd put "f" and "u" together.

Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys! (So true)

Officer, I swear to Drunk i'm not God!

I smile cause i have no idea whats going on!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until i met the freaks called my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

People who say anything is possible have not tried to slam a revolving door

One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nerviously, and change the subject

Ever stop and think...and forget to stop again?

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Lessons Learned in Twilight (all 100 percent true):
1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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--POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!--

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

--Thank you--

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom, 225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, uchihasakura285, NarutoFanGurly, Fallen-Ryu, The Obsidian Blade, RedGummies, brokenfromthepast, TheBellaDancerella

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