PLEASE READ: Hey, everyone. Shawnya here. I've decided to completely redo EVERYTHING; my profile, my stories, the whole lot. If, by any chance, you are wondering why I decided to change all of this, the blunt answer is that it's kind of embarrassing. I feel as if during my leave from writing I've matured a bit, and I want my stories to reflect that. So, if you see something change or be deleted entirely, don't panic, it's just part of the process. Thanks for reading, everyone!

My Info, yo.

Name: Shawnya (the unappreciated y is not silent, despite what all of those substitute teachers said)
FF.net Username: I am she who was formerly known as Twilighter1.
Age: Not telling, for now
Hair: dark brown, depends on the day
Eyes: grey-blue
People Who Inspire Me: a LOT of people, too many to name
Favorite...
Books: Harry Potter, Twilight Saga, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Chronicles of Narnia, Redwall Series, The Underland Chronicles, The Castaways of the Flying Dutchman, Pretty Little Liars, The Lying Game, The Book Thief
Movies: Phantom of the Opera, Scream Series, My Soul to Take, Schindler's List, Easy A, Halloween, Back To The Future (all), Duck Soup,
Music: Band of Skulls, Lady Gaga, Andrew Belle, Florence and the Machine, Alexandre Deplat, Lykke Li, The Beatles
Stuff To Do: reading, writing, singing, watching movies, riding my bike, photography, and drawing
TV Shows: The Killing, Pretty Little Liars, Ghost Whisperer, Wipeout, What Not to Wear, Tom and Jerry
Quotes: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Epic Links
- My Twitter
- Youtube Account
- My Blog
- My FictionPress Account

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
- Unknown

My Stories

Cullen Girl's Night Out- When Esme, Rosalie, Bella, and Alice go out for a night on the town, will the other Cullen's be spying on them? Will the girls go to a strip club? And who is that guy in the turban?
STATUS: Under construction, incomplete.

Twilight Gag Reel- You think they got everything right the first time? Yeah, right. Here, you'll find all of the messed up vamp-action, screwed up lines, and all of the funny stuff that happened that wasn't supposed to. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
STATUS: Oneshot, complete, under construction.

COMING SOON: A Harry Potter story. I won't be posting this until all of the chapters are written, but I WILL be posting eventually.
STATUS: Being written.

DISCLAIMER FOR ALL OF MY STORIES: I do not own any of the books/movies/TV shows that I write stories for. I never have and never will. If I did, the I would be able to buy a bunch of stuff I don't need.