Gaia Stormhide bio
Author has written 6 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Princess Bride. OK...The MAIN reason I haven't written anything in a while is because I'm pissed. *So* many of you wanted a sequel to The Children of Claw, and when I wrote it, I only got 8 reviews. Not right. So, therefore, I am going on strike. You want stories (and why would you?), you review. Deal?The above in still intact, but I have decided to finish all my old, sucky, incomplete fanfics and post them to make you all cringe. They'll all be pretty bad... maybe funny, but bad. Later, kids. There isn't much to say except that I belong in the little white place with little white walls and little white men in little white suits with little white ties that tie in the back and a little white sign that says NUTHOUSE!!!!!!! |
Harry Potter and the Florinese Dream by Lady Norbert reviews
A crazy crossover of Harry Potter and The Princess Bride, featuring Ron as Westley, Hermione as Buttercup, Harry as Inigo, and Draco as Humperdinck. Special guest appearances by Hagrid as Fezzik and Dumbledore as the narrator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2001 - Published: 12/8/2000 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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The Return of Mr Afro Dude reviews
Stupid fic that I started forever ago. Includes Mr. Afro Dude and Tortallans attacking Avril Lavigne. No flames, please, even if you are dumb enough to like Avril.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/26/2003
Seasons in the Sun reviews
My first songfic...I expect flames...this is really bad. DDA-ish...um...Please review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7/1/2001
The Final Battles, sequel to The Children of Claw reviews
Here it is, for all of you people with strange taste. The sequel to The Children of Claw. This one's a lil more violent (ok, a lot more violent), it has a lil more cussing (ahem...a lot more cussing...), and a lil more...I dunno. Feeling, maybe? It guess
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/27/2001
THE STRANGEST FIC I HAVE EVER WRITTEN IN MY LIFE reviews
Um...lets see. Tamora Pierce characters at a disco, a first-time appearance by the infamous Mr. Afro Dude, living Clue characters...what can I say? I accepted Lyra's challenge. May the Goddess Tammy forgive me.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 6/23/2001
Chapter 2 of Buttercup's Baby reviews
There wasn't a PB section under the Books category, so that's why this is here. Anyways...it's Chapter 2 of Buttercup's Baby...AND I WROTE IT! LOL I do not have a copy of Buttercup's Baby, nor do I know where you can get one...I just wrote what I thought
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2001
The Children of Claw reviews
This story tells about Seldah and Eeli of Malven, the twin children of Ralon of Malven, aka Claw. It also includes a budding romance between...oops, I'd better not say. It's kinda long, at 12 chapters, but I've been told that it's worth the read. Not that
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5/25/2001