I have an imaginary friend named Sarah, but she comes and goes and isn't very important. The most important is my imaginary guide cat, Shtarrthang (hence my e-mail address). He is a very good guide cat, and he takes me wherever I want to go. Wheee!!!!! He is so helpful!!!! My brother owns an imaginary guide cat as well, named Reyasaiars (pronounce Reesers), and...*gets cut off as the nice men in white coats drag her away*

No!!!!!!!! Let me get my imaginary guide cat (IGC) Shtarrthang before I go to the pretty place with the padded walls!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME SHTARRTHANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shtarrthang rescues her* Yipeee!!!!!!!! SHTARRTHANG!!!!!!

Er...yeah. I'm Jim the Knacker, and I'm kind of shy. Don't ask, long story. Really I'm Etha the Nutcase and I'm kind of...psycho. *Nods* SHTARRTHANG IS NICE!!!!!!!

I also like caps and cats. I also like Hermione and I want her to become psycho like me!!!! (Hence my name, PsychoHermione.) Anyway, about me:

I'm a 13, almost 14 year old crazy girl with an imaginary guide cat named SHTARRTHANG!!!!!! Well...I don't REALLY think Shtarrthang exists, but I like to pretend I do...GO SHTARRTHANG!!!!!!!! I also own the cute voices in my head...they shut up occasionally but the rest of the time they keep babbling and babbling and they're ANNOYING!!!!! Shtarrthang sympathizes with me...

My #1 hobby is freaking innocent little strangers out. My last exploit was with a cranky-looking old lady who was outside with a bored looking child. Here's a description:

I saw the two and knew they were prime victims for my freaking out. But what would I do? My brother didn't feel like freaking people out at the time, so I couldn't do a duo where we talked about Shtarrthang and Reesers (the latter is his IGC). Sarah (my imaginary friend) was gone on vacation so I couldn't have a classic one-sided conversation with her. The voices in my head had shut up. So what was there left? Only...an encounter with Shtarrthing!!!!

I started kissing the air and petting the air...er, not the air, I mean my IGC. I talked to it a lot and said how perfect and wonderful it was. I had a very odd encounter as I pretended the air was a cat!!!!! SHTARRTHANG!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't actually see the looks on their faces, but I am told from reliable sources (read, my brother) that they were very freaked out!!!!!! The cranky lady was in a semi-shocked state!!!!!!!!! Hurrah for me and SHTARTHANG!!!!! We are the best duo in the world.

Well, actually that wasn't my most recent freaking people out episode, but it was the most recent succesful one. I tried to freak out people at the track by having a one-sided conversation with...Sarah, who returned from vacation!!!!!!! But nobody noticed!!!!!!!!!!

Well, actually my brother and I probably did freak some people out, but we didn't get to check because we were getting out of the place as fast as possible. We yelled random things like, "Starthing," (that was the former name for Shtarrthang), "CAT!!!!!" "50 for the price of 1!!!!!!!" and other extremely random things. Wheee!!!!! Freaking people out is FUN!!!!! You should try it someday. SHTARRTHANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!

My other hobbies aren't worth mentioning, so I won't mention them.

GO SHTARRTHANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!