Hello, I've finally changed my account profile!

I live in America, but I have little semblance of patriotism. I'm far more interested in Eurasia.
I am finally taking a foreign language course, I am taking Chinese. I refused to take Spanish or French and I couldn't take C or Java as a language.
My game systems include a NES, N64, Gamecube, Wii, PS1, Dreamcast, GBA, 3DS, PSP, PS Vita, and a few computers. I hope to get a Wii U and a Nexus 7 soon.
I am an aficionado of computers. I prefer Linux, I refuse to use Windows. I also enjoy really old, Legacy stuff like DOS, BASIC, old microcomputers, and even custom OSs.
I am learning ASM and I hope to write my own non-Unix compliant OS. I don't like the current standards and writing my own OS would allow me to see which standards work better.

My favorite anime/the anime I currently plan to write for are:
Karin
RosarioVampire
Midori Days
Cowboy Bebop

Some advice to new writers: Write a good bit of your story in advance, you'd be surprised how easy it is to go without updating for months at a time.

Despite the fact that I like quite a few vampire anime, I never have, nor will I ever be a fan of Twilight. Karin is the series that got me into the vampire craze and I learned about it before I knew Twilight ever existed.
I'm a guy.
I'm also an existentially nihilistic, agnostic, skeptic.
Lastly, I am a maiesiophile. It's a very hard to spell title for a pregnancy fetish I and many others have. It often serves as the reason/inspiration for my story(s).

-Pet Peeves:

Bad anime english voice-acting or a bad localization.

Typos. Not the kind that are very sparse. I'm talking about the kind that are EVERYWHERE.

Most other human beings.

A good story that was killed by an author's laziness. Then it gets even worse when it's an extremely good idea, but you can't use it because that person already has.

Not even being able to find the story in the above pet-peeve. Ever read "The woe of Wendy O." in the Mario section? It's gone now.

-Quotes:

It doesn't matter who was first doing what, it matters who got the first recognition for doing it.

I swear officer, I just walked over here.

I will take over and rule the entire universe ha ha ha...as soon as you let me go.

If I was to put all my best quotes on here, I'd lose ownership of them. (This is a quote, not a reason why there aren't more quotes.)

-Words of Wisdom:

Never walk into the street blindfolded.

Sticking your finger in a stapler in order to hold it while checking it for staples is a bad idea.

If you're going to attempt a dangerous stunt, don't do anywhere near a staircase.

Try getting samples of Uranium and slowly bringing them closer, see what happens. (Your hands would fall off.)

-List of my pets:

Kami - She's a snow white dwarf hamster with a gray stripe running down the center of her back. Now deceased.

Spot - My first dog. She's a fat rat-terrier, beagle, etc. mix. Unsurprisingly, she enjoys sleeping on couches.

Chibi - My second dog and first pure-bred. She's a miniature, dapple, dotson. I was able to convince my family to name her chibi which means small. She enjoys sleeping in my robe.