The Startled Spider

Name: People who know me generally just call me 'You'

Age: Older than I once was

Gender: Hard to tell

Location: Australia

Pets: I have a monkey called Simon whose job it is to fetch me beverages.

FAV books: Bartimaeus Trilogy, because it is one of the first books I read.

About: So I made this profile many, many years ago (2007); and then I abandoned it. I have now returned, and with great luck have managed to uncover my forgotten password. I now intend to continue writing again.

I write because it's an excuse not to study. And I love not studying. So,

I'M BACK BABEH

Younger me spits at older me, and shouts that I can not rival his greatness. Younger me is silenced when I ridicule his diminished height.