Tomb raider with a University licence and an aspiring writer - in the process of learning and perfecting my English. Consequently most of what I write here, also serves as practice.

However if there is a native speaker blessed with a gift, talent and a deeper understanding of the mystical beast that is English grammar and is reading this monstrous butchery of the language, I humbly invite thou to become my sensei aka beta reader. *bows with a flourish*

To the nice and curious people who read my stuff:I thank you for being my test bunnies. I promise I'll be...gentle. However I am prone to being a fickle and sarcastic creature, who loves to transverse the kingdoms of bunnies and all things fuzzy, and the deepest pits of despair. I also have a hard time squeezing myself into one or two genres - due to the undomesticated imagination - so I won't even try; the thing bites.

You've been warned. Any constructive criticism is welcome (I also won't turn away any nice, gushing, comments oozing adoration. Or... you know - the normal ones).

Have a pleasant journey, don't forget your seatbelts. Or the location of the emergency exits. Also - I do not provide snacks or refunds.

Hope you enjoy the experience.

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