Ephemeral Epiphany
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Joined 02-15-09, id: 1839298, Profile Updated: 02-15-09

I like:

Johnny Depp.

Piano.

Purple.

Boots.

California.

And here's those copy & paste things...

Weird is good, strange is better, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Crazy is a loose term for me.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style.

Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh.

Crazy is when you get sugar high to scare the crap out of your friends then bring Sweeney Todd lyrics to school and memorize them.

Crazy is when you get together with your Johnny Depp obsessed friend and have a Sweeney Todd singalong in the middle of orchestra class completely from memory. Hey, its music, isn't it?

Crazy is when you and scream/squeal super loudly when Johnny says, "I want you bleeders" in the song Epiphany in Sweeney Todd (Hey, he is just so damn sexy when he GROWLS!!) and people used to give you strange looks, but now everyone is used to it because you do it so often.

Crazy is when Sweeney Todd and Pirates of the Caribbean influenced you to become addicted to gin and rum, even if you may be under-aged.

Crazy is when you want to move to England just because they have the best damn vocabulary you've ever heard in your life!

Crazy is when you write down the lyrics to your favorite musical songs during class, along with your own added commentary. (ex. "I want you bleeders" -- OMIGOD!! SO SEXY!!)

Crazy is when you tell you're algebra teacher that the y-intercept is Johnny Depp, and you're completely oblivious to the fact that everyone has now turned around to stare at you.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have gotten yourself into the habit of speaking with a British accent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you own two or more Sweeney Todd soundtracks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been bitten by the Sweeney bug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you 5p34k 1337, copy and paste this into j00r pr0f1l3.

If you now would love to go to Davy Jones' Locker because you realized that it meant being with multiple Jacks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you copied and pasted the line above or below this one into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you tend to like the evil characters more than you like the good characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you think you might be insane, DO NOT copy and paste this into your profile. If you know you're insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know why the rum is gone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wished when you were ten that on your eleventh birthday a wizard or witch would tell you that you were going to go the Hogwarts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think there needs to be an official "Harry Potter Day", copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, copy this into your profile.

If you are falling to the left as far as one can fall, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Johnny Depp should have totally won an Oscar by now, copy and paste into you profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile(Sweeney Todd)(Readers: No, really?) (Harry Potter) (Other Readers: No duh.)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like animals give one a home if you can. If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're addicted to procrastination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (OH YEAH!! ALL THE TIME!!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Yaaaaaaaaaay I am HYPEEEEEEER!!

If you're stalking a fictional character, copy this to your profile. (Let's see... Severus Snape, Sweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett, Auriga Sinistra, Barbara Havers, Tommy Lynley, Julius Root, Ivy Vinyaya...I'll stop now...)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off, copy this into your profile

If you know (a) video game/book/movie character(s) or weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you LOVE Johnny Depp, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you live somewhere where there are HUGE RED SCARY fire ants that love crawling up your leg and biting you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't, take pity, and copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the stupid rabbit on the Trix commercial should just go to the store and buy his own box, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you think other people are crazy, and they think something is wrong with you because you have never had a crush on anybody, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've never even heard of those shows, copy this in to your profile.

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If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you bawled your heart out when Dumbledore died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Snape is heartbroken, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than anything you've ever written, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you noticed that in horror movies, it always happens when they're home alone during a thunderstorm at night, copy this into your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for Voldemort/Jack the Ripper/Davy Jones, copy this into your profile.

Finite :)