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 Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Simpsons, and Naruto. Hello Everyone :D I am FlippingTheBird. I love reading, writing and drawing. XxXxX One thing I need to make clear is that I LOVE yaoi and the majority of what I write will be yaoi so deal with it or scram. XxXxX Favourite Books: Carry On - Rainbow Rowell Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children - Ransom Riggs The Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus Series - Rick Riordan The Mortal Instruments/The Infernal Devices - Cassandra Clare Harry Potter - J.K Rowling (MY FAVOURITE BOOK SERIES OF ALL TIME!) Favourite TV Shows/Movies: Supernatural Hannibal (TV Series) Sherlock (TV Series) Simpsons Family Guy South Park American Dad Harry Potter (all movies) Favourite Anime/Manga (there are SO many so I can't list them all): Tsubasa Chronicles Junjou Romantica Hetalia Black Butler Death Note No. 6 Bleach Fullmetal Alchemist Haikyuu!! Durarara!! Pokemon Loveless Hellsing Attack On Titan Soul Eater 07 Ghost D. Gray Man XxXxX By the way, I have an account on Archive of our Own under the same pen name. |
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The Middle of Nowhere by needlesandthread reviews
Ichigo is a budding artist who takes a vacation to get away from city life and his small apartment. He ends up stranded in the middle of nowhere, Montana. He ends up at Espada ranch. What will happen as he meets the people there, especially the hunky ranch owner who he seems to clash with at every turn? OCC, AU, YAOI.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,893 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
No Restricitons by Finnian4ever reviews
Ciel ponders; what would Sebastian do if he let him have his way for one night, within the boundaries of the contract, of course.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Magical Mayhem by xotakux2002x reviews
Tobi receives an heirloom lamp from his parents, only to find a genie named Zetsu trapped inside. What's the kid to do with his wishes? Get his friends to date! zettobi sasodei kisaita kakuhidan peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,365 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Obito U., Zetsu - Complete
Boundaries by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Cartman finally crosses the line that Kyle had so carefully drawn. Kyman, amongst other pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,700 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Rather Monstrous World by TsukimotoMana reviews
Warning: Graphic depictions of violence. Dub-con. In an alternate universe, a nation resembling feudal Japan, cut off from the rest of the world, gets attacked by modern type troops. Izaya is a citizen who gets captured in their overwhelming first attack, while Shizuo is a front-line soldier. Yaoi.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,421 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Cosmic Castaways by xotakux2002x reviews
In the distant future, humans are at war with an alien race called Falks. But not everything in this war is as it seems, and it's up to our heroes to find out who's really pulling the strings. Akatsuki story, meaning sasodei kakuhidan kisaita peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,041 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 4/6/2012
Things My Little Brother Asks by Dana-Eliza reviews
Gaara asks Kankuro and Temari the most embarrassing questions and they need to find the right way to answer them. Crack fic, really short chapters and a very unknowing Gaara. Before Shippuden. Now translated in French - /s/11475622/1/Things-My-Little-Brother-Asks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
The Suspension Bridge Effect by S.miyuki reviews
Trolling the whole town into believing that you were in a relationship with your archenemy wasn't really a big deal. Normally. But when you were Orihara Izaya and your archenemy just happened to be Heiwajima Shizuo… Well it was a completely different matter… especially since said archenemy was making a point of crossing all reasonable boundaries. Shizaya, Freudian Slip's Sequel!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,971 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
We've Never Been Strangers by up side and down reviews
Sephiroth is kicked out of ShinRa Manor in a small mountainside town to test his survival skills, but instead makes a new friend who is just as lonely as he is. But what happens when they grow up? Major AU, Genderswitching, and a mature rating. Full warnings inside
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Freudian Slip by S.miyuki reviews
A slip of tongue wasn't a big deal. Normally. But when you were Heiwajima Shizuo and you happened to yell it to Orihara Izaya in front of half Ikebukuro… well it was a completely different matter. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
Family by TwoDevils-OneGod reviews
Ch44 ADDED. Hojo has discovered the means in creating his army of SuperHumans and encourages Sephiroth to pursue a relationship with Cloud. But will one night of passion lead to something more between Cloud and Sephiroth? Mpreg
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 167,526 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Change is terrible, but, it's adaptable by KaadianSmear reviews
"Ike, you're nothing different from them. You shop at their crappy stores, you hang out with the douche bags, you engage in as many extra curricular activities as you can, and you come from a wealthy family who's going to lead you in the direction of a blind conforming business life. You are going to walk in the same line everyone else will, and die not knowing how to have lived."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,653 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Kindergarten Goth, Ike B.
Epic Sexting Failures by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Sexting is harder then it looks. Grimmjow and Ichigo have learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.] - Complete
Elaborate, Awful, and Mutual by WeRWhoWeR000 reviews
You know of those girls who get knocked up in high school, right? The ones who slip up at a party and have the rest of their lives to regret it. But, here's Naruto and Sasuke, on polar opposites of the world, with one thing in common. Their unborn child. SasuNaru. Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,549 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions by Evie Warner reviews
When Serena asks Ash if he remembers "that green-eyed boy" his answer leaves her pondering if she ever stood a chance.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru] Serena - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MarvelouslyAwkward reviews
Fred and George Weasley push the boundaries of rule breaking (and Professor McGonagall) to their limits. First story for me, please read/review. Thanks. Rated for swearing and concepts not suited for kids. This story is always in progress and always complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,238 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Fred W., George W., Minerva M., OC
How could you say you love me? by Kaine-Minizowa reviews
Ichigo asks his lover Grimmjow, one question and it turns a little dirty.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Under The Mistletoe by x.Mrs.ItachiUchiha.x reviews
Sasuke has come back to Konoha, but what for? Rumours say its Naruto... LEMON, yoai. SasuNaru / Sasuke x Naruto. UPDATED/REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
L, I do not have perky pink nipples by machi-pan reviews
It was all because of that stupid 'Seme's Handbook' that started the argument of 'who's the 'seme' in a homosexual relationship'. Curse all the freaky, under-age fangirls. LxLight fluff
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [L, Light Y.] - Complete
For Your Convenience by ThingsToDoAtWalmart reviews
The gardener, maid and cook have always thought their young master's relationship with his butler to be relatively simple: creepy and questionable and maybe even a little bit But when they start witnessing some weird goings-on within the chambers of the Phantomhive estate ..Well, they begin to And along the way, they learn to always Sebaciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Band of Ukes by xotakux2002x reviews
You can only push your lovers so far, before they're going to leave. How will the Akatsuki members cope during an unwanted separation? kisaita sasodei kakuhidan zettobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,828 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Complete
Eudemon Everlasting by tayziconable reviews
Nearly a year after Ciel's transition into a demon, he and Sebastian fulfill their first new contract together. However, their feelings alter slightly in their time together, in ways they never deemed possible, and on top of it, Sebastian discovers a very unorthodox method of tasting Ciel's soul. Follows and justifies where the anime left off! Sebastian/Ciel. *NOW COMPLETE*
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,462 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
On the Hot Line by Kaine-Minizowa reviews
Just a short one shot of GrimmIchi phone sex. Rated M
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Does It Rain Where You Are? by Tainla reviews
Itachi goes online looking for friends but finds more then he bargined for when he meets the Akatsuki, will he let the group drag him down? centered around all Akatsuki members so P.O.V changes a lot. there will be pairings, the usual ones. THERE WILL BE YAOI so beware. SasoDei and other Akatsuki pairings.. i'm sort of really into ZetTobi right now... so BEWARE. HighSchool AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,188 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Fireworks by Quirkista reviews
Draco is accepted into the London School for Gifted Teenagers. He is fantastic at sport.When he meets someone who is equally good at sports, what will happen? Will they hate each other? Will they love each other?;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,573 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Getting Even by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Oneshot for Rei Kiri! It's been weeks since Ed and Roy's last time together, and it's getting hot and heavy in the office. When someone knocks on the door, Roy panics and shoves Ed under his desk. Ed hates being made to wait, and decides to get himself some sweet, loving revenge. -Warning: Oral, yaoi, RoyEd, swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Operation: Undetected by im-aggressive reviews
An S-Class mission. Failure meant certain death. It required the utmost skill and silence upon retrieving the target. This was...Operation: Undetected.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Don't Move The Board by jesterinblack reviews
When Jean Havoc and Alphonse offer to help Mustang put up curtains on his new home, they see things they really DIDN'T want to see... Explicit yaoi, PWP. For Fullmetalfan2
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Let's Take Tea in the Garden by XxDARKOTTERxX reviews
After several weeks of nothing but work, Shion and Nezumi are finally able to relax and spend some time together while sharing tea and cookies. Nezushi. Post-reunion. Fluff. PWP.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Watching my brother by Mettlei reviews
Sasuke accidentally gets to see something that leaves him numb, stupefied and ...hard. Yaoi. Kisame/Itachi with Sasuke as the voyeur.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Why I Love You by BadButt94 reviews
Summary: After being Soubi's sacrifice for a few months, Ritsuka starts to wonder about the felling he has for his fighter. Sou/Rit. Yaoi. M/M Love and loving. One-Shot
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Soubi A., Ritsuka A. - Complete
About Damn Time by MissMadWorld reviews
Roy is in a bar trying not to think about Ed when a certain blonde alchemist arrives with company. Can Roy watch Ed leave with someone who isn't him? This fic is structured very loosely around the song "Sometime Around Midnight" by the Airborne Toxic Event. It's not really a songfic, but if you know the lyrics to that song you'll definitely see how the plot follows along...at leas
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
Snakes, Rivers and Kisses by merelore reviews
Riza Hawkeye thinks the men in her command should have some bonding time. So Roy, his men and Edward decide to go on a camping trip. That's totally going to end well. Really. [Part 2 of Date Series]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Ritual: Curiosity by Mettlei reviews
Once again Hidan is bored at the Akatsuki base, so he decides to go and visit Deidara, but Deidara already has a visitor. SasoDei. Graphic Yaoi. Voyeurism. Slight bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan - Complete
Window Washing by LeFay Strent reviews
"The windows won't wash themselves, Edward," Mustang explained. By this point, both of them were fully aware they weren't really talking about windows anymore. - Parental Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Seeking Permission, Colonel Bastard sir! by WordsAreEnough reviews
As it turns out, getting permission from the Colonel Bastard to go out looking for the Philosopher's Stone is harder than it looks. One-shot; humor. Signature style, see author profile for more details
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Tantric by Francis J. Toran reviews
When Itachi goes blind after a fight with rogue ninja and using his Mangekyo Sharingan, he becomes completely dependent on Kisame. Will hidden feelings arise as these two do their best to get by while waiting for Itachi's eyes to get better? One-Shot! Kisame/Itachi. REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,155 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/11/2013 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Only You by Evie Warner reviews
There was always something about the raven haired boy; an unseen trait that Gary couldn't ignore. But when a simple crush blooms into something more, it's not possible to simply move on and forget. After all, when you finally have the one you love safe in your arms, how can you bring yourself to let go? Lemon, of the yaoi kind.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi] - Complete
Anything You Can Do by ticklemypickle reviews
Using the song from "Annie Get Your Gun," I made up a cute little story-thing out of nowhere. You can go here: www. youtube. com/ watch? feature player detailpage &v HeTWGp8CSXE (just get rid of the spaces and add an underscore between player and detail, and an equals sign between v and He) to hear the song. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, their characters, the video, or the song.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pretty in Pink by Evie Warner reviews
It's Gary's birthday, and Ash forgot. In his panic, he ends up taking advice from a certain someone whom he learnt long ago should never be trusted. Too bad he doesn't have the time to plan anything else.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru] - Complete
Five Things That Kisame Is Better at Than Itachi by Gin-Juice reviews
Because even geniuses and Uchihas can't be the best at everything. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
To Discipline A Demon by GracefulBlooming reviews
Rin's constant failing of tests, quizzes and assignments have finally ticked Yukio off enough that he decides to do something about it. As his usual methods of punishment don't show much of a promising difference in the demon's grades, he decides to try something new this time.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,421 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
In The Next Room by Jaegerjaquez-Chan reviews
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez was everything wrong in Kurosaki Ichigo's life. Ichigo never understood why the man took it upon himself to become his personal tormentor. He couldn't deny his attraction to his neighbour, though he rather die than ever admit it. But after a strange remark Grimmjow makes, was there something that happened between them and he didn't remember?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
To help me by Sycocat2 reviews
Entangled desires for lives of freedom. Open the window, it's about to get steamy in here...
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete
Bittersweet by Kyo-chan reviews
Roy makes it a little game so that he doesn't start thinking about what it really means. Hints at RoyxEd, just so you know.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Valentine's Day to Regret by Daisy Kaminari reviews
After the events of Christmas, the Akatsuki yet again experience another holiday: Valentine's Day! What happens when a surprise visitor turns their day upside down? Sequel to Akatsuki Christmas Cheer! Rated T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
In the Life of the Akatsuki by sh4dowkitten reviews
Konan decides to set-up a video camera to let the members of the Akatsuki record their daily reports instead of having a meeting everyday, but will they take it seriously? Or will they get a little too carried away and reveal some of their true feelings and thoughts?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Two Can Play That Game by Jagger3 reviews
While the other task force members are hard at work to catch Kira, Light is plotting revenge. But it's not your every-day-run-of-the-mill type revenge. Oh no, not with Light Yagami. He had a plan to get back at L, to win in this little game. And the constant surveillance cameras in their room were going to help him. Rated M for yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2013 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Go To Sleep by Jagger3 reviews
Light is chained to L and finds the detective's late night activites extremely frusterating. But what can a sleep deprived, irritated, and cunning Light do to L that would let him finally sleep? Well, there might be one thing...Rated M for yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2013 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dealing with Deidara by Ankoku21 reviews
Requested by ilovemyboys. Deidara takes a few too many allergy meds and ends up cusing chaos for the Akatsuki. Slightly implication of SasoDei right at the end.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Remembrance by Kri-Kun reviews
Sasori's last moments. Character death Sasodei Sasori/ Deidara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Night Terrors by Jagger3 reviews
Light is suffering from PTSD due to his time spent as Kira. After careful observation, L concludes there is only one way to help Light sleep at night; exhaust him completely. Takes place in handcuff era. Rated M for yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/14/2013 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Canary by mountain ash reviews
Sasori thinks about Deidara as he works on a new puppet, remembering the events that taught him about his partner, that he remembered most about his partner, and the day he fell in love with his partner. But will he make a tragic mistake and loose Deidara, or will he learn to accept his fleeting nature?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Are You Nervous? by lighter-kun reviews
[ L/Light ] The rules are simple: make the other person nervous... by touching wherever you want on their body!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2013 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lights Out by Seken reviews
A blackout means it's time for a new base. Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Soul Mates by allieantic reviews
This is a one-shot also having my OC Akemi in it. She is 7, btw. Here is a link: So, yeah, this explains the fact she sees a pair of soul mates. Couple: SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
An Akatsuki Christmas by FluffyWithAGun reviews
The Akatsuki celebrate Christmas, it's horrible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
L'il Akatsuki by Wierdowithagun reviews
Random crackfic about the first day of kindergarden for our favorite gang of criminals.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Kind of Idiot by KobutoriRisu reviews
Iruka can't remember anything and Kakashi gets the job of looking after him until he does. Why did Tsunade choose Kakashi? What happened to Iruka in the first place? Why shouldn't men in green bodysuits spoon? The answers lie within. KakaIru shounen-ai/yaoi. Don't like it, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,465 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Explode by Drown Me In Blue reviews
It was always a fight with them, because neither really understood how not to fight. It was automatic, simple, and as familiar as breathing. It was also addictive, and now that they'd started, they couldn't even think about stopping.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
From Hate comes Love by Wierdowithagun reviews
Kakuzu... just doesn't understand some of his own choices. So, he referrs to flashbacks! First person, AU, Moderate fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hazing by 0-mirage-0 reviews
Mustang gives Ed his take on the military's hazing after finding Ed stuffed in a locker. [Warning: A stark approach to military banter, and tough-love Mustang].
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
To Love a Snake by JustYouAndI reviews
Realizations are finally dawning on Orochimaru about his feelings for Kabuto but, what's stopping Kabuto from admitting his? Just a little dramatic fluff for these two guys. Gotta love 'em. Reviews and comments would be appreciated to make my fics better in the future! Thank You and enjoy the fluffiness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
You Look Beautiful In A Dress, Edward Elric by poonjavie reviews
Ed Elric has to dress like a girl for a secret military assignment. The group can't help but make fun of him. Especially Mustang. (Mild language, cross-dressing humor)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Christmas Ball by lionfish13 reviews
Jealousy runs wild at Mitsuhashi University's Christmas Ball. Rated M for a reason!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Shinobu T., Y. Miyagi - Complete
A Student In Peril by lionfish13 reviews
A short oneshot. Rated M for a reason!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Shinobu T., Y. Miyagi - Complete
Texting by lionfish13 reviews
Shinobu gets some flirty texts from a girl at school and Miyagi gets jealous. Rated M for a reason!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Shinobu T., Y. Miyagi - Complete
deliquium by lighter-kun reviews
[ L x Light ] He couldn't control himself so he'd take only what he needed from it... Or to be blunt: L just creeping on imprisoned!Light... it's *exactly* what you're thinking it is.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/17/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Tell Me Where It Hurts by A.Eelif reviews
Grell never does anything the way it should be done. If he did that then he just wouldn't be Grell Sutcliff. Grell's care free attitude and frivolous activities are enough to make William T. Spears more than a little angry. Can Will have a calm talk with Grell about what it means to actually work or will things get out of hand? WillXGrell yaoi
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Playing Lovers aka Marry Me For 3 Months Only by AkumaNoDanna reviews
SasoDei. Deidara is after a Green Card. Sasori wants a marriage, temporary or permanent, to have his family finally shut up and let him be. Collaboration is likely to grant both of their wishes, but are they ready to deal with the possible consequences? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Requiem For My Heart by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Challenge fic. 25 Random Words. The rules? Just use the word in a scene about the pairing. Chapter 17, 18, 19, and 20! -–Updated! YAY!-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,924 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Kindergarten Goth, Ike B.
The Elastic Clause by shizuos reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Flirting With Disaster by Odji reviews
The newest member of the dispatch team has his eyes set of Grell, and William isn't happy about it. Lemon.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
It's Like That One Madonna Song by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Over the years, there has been a lot of collateral damage to Butters' mental and physical well-being because of his parents, but there is one area that Kenny will not stand to see neglected.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
After School Tuition by Rashel k reviews
Kakashi is back from a long mission and decides to pay Iruka an immediate visit. Iruka wasn't entirely happy at the end of that "visit" : Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi! '"Ka-Kakashi, no… Not here-please… S-s-stop, Kakashi-sensei!" Iruka pleaded. Kakashi withdrew from Iruka's neck to peer questionably into the flushed face of his lover.' ;D You gotta read to know whats happening! Yaoi!Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Stormy Nights by brokenheartsandtears reviews
Near is scared of storms and runs to mello's Bed
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Written confessions by Littlerose94 reviews
Iruka has come into possession of a mysterious letter from a secret admirer, who the hell is he and how should the surprised teacher react?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hustlers by IshiHatake23 reviews
The Gangreen Gang hit the club scene and put their street talents to good use. Ace and Snake end up taking a deal that will put them in a locked bathroom and three grand in their pockets. SnAce! Rated for language, alcohol and drug use, and sexual content.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Ace, Snake - Complete
Heart To Heart With James Potter by GryffindorRAWRR reviews
Where's the best place to get out of the rain and pour your feelings out to your worst enemy? Nope not the common room or even the great Hall the best place is the Gryffindor changing room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
SasoDei Alphabet! by crossmyheart1207 reviews
26 letters in the Alphabet, so 26 one-shots! I'm picking a word that starts with each letter and using it as a theme of sorts for a one shot. So, there will be plenty of fluff and, maybe a little more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,326 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Tough Love by Mettlei reviews
The title says it...It's tough love. Yaoi. AU. Kankuro/Gaara...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Boy by orphanaccount0001 reviews
Orochimaru reflects on a certain pet name and its implications. Mild OroKabu, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Food for the Mind by Sex'n'Love reviews
Raito was used to men flirting with him. His job as a waiter in a semi-traditional style restaurant allows him to encounter many men of this kind. But one was far more persistent, but Raito didn't seem to have a problem with it... SemeLxUkeLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/12/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Truthfully by hanakisa reviews
"My dad is going to kill us…"L looks down at him. "You're probably right." Light looks up at L. He smiles and laughs. "Truthfully, my father scares me." L chuckles as well. "Truthfully, he scares me too." LxLight, OOC, Fluff.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Home Again by QuartzApple reviews
Kakashi's home again for Iruka's birthday. PWP, lemon oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Stranger Island by wishmaker101 reviews
Being coworkers didn't necessarily mean they had to get along. As unexpected events unfold, Sasuke learns to see that he isn't always right with judging others. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On Rainy Days by JZA reviews
It's late in the afternoon and Tetsuhiro has to stay at the university along with his sempai to take care of their experiments. But the young man finds a better way to pass the time... One shot, Male/Male sex
Tyrant Falls in Love/恋する暴君 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Morinaga T., Souichi T. - Complete
Nothing But Us by TheMCR-Freak reviews
Kakashi and Iruka explore their feelings and why they are together. Sorry, I'm new to this, so the summary is pretty bad. Rated M for content. Please let me know how I did, thanks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Misconception by misscheekiness reviews
"What kind of a man are you! Your girlfriend here is injured and the only thing you care about is coming on time for wherever it is you have to go!" in which Deidara is mistaken for Sasori's girlfriend. Crackfic. T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Don't be afraid of the dark by Rashel k reviews
Yaoi; One-shot between Sasuke and Naruto :D -"Sasuke smirked at the fidgeting boy, the cold wind getting to his groin; he used his free hand to draw circles on Naruto's flesh teasing his way to-" You gotta read to find out what he's are doing ; Yaoi Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nostalgic Epiphany by Fourangers reviews
Sasuke is Naruto's ANBU teacher and bodyguard. As Naruto is close to become a fully fledged ANBU, both are forced to face this inevitable future, their fears and their own feelings. Ninjaverse, AR. NC-17 for more than obvious reasons, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,015 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vulnerable by PopcornChicken66 reviews
There was just one sole feat that temporarily exposed Cartman as vulnerable- and Kyle had discovered it. Fluffy one-shot, companion fic to Evolution. M/M Lemon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Oops, We Did It Again by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
Pein wants to test the Akatsuki's resistance to alcohol. But things might take a turn for the kinky for two artists. Contains a lemon and an awkward situation or two. SasoxDei, KakuxHida if you squint, do the Macarena, and draw on your face with Sharpie.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Waking up with you? - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
The Akatsuki drinks a toast to the capture of the one tail and wake up the next morning in a predicament that no one can remember. All Akatsuki one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Oh brother by bluelove22 reviews
Furious, Roy looked at the short alchemist and growled at him. "FullMetal, what did you think you were doing? I will have you court marshaled!" A FMA B oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Taste of Your Lips by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER, MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,817 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Strange Behaviour by AITRain reviews
In which Ed is oblivous, Roy is jealous, and a General is perverted. Features Girl!Ed-Fem!Ed- and Fuhrer!Roy. Mustang finally gets his miniskirts. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
new outfit! by roflkittenz reviews
sasoxdei Sasori needs somebody to model the new outfit he is creating for one of his "puppets" and find Deidara to be a perfect candidate to do just that.lets see what happens when Sasori springs an unexpected Suprise on the blonde.hehe..read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Brat by xotakux2002x reviews
In the wake of a mission gone wrong, Deidara is left with a chibi nightmare for a partner. Light sasodei at the end, mostly shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
Evolution by PopcornChicken66 reviews
Over the years of hate, denial, and anger, an evolution has begun. The pinpoint of exactly when this commenced is unbeknownst, but it will lead to a life-changing event between the two who believed their relationship would never alter. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
What He Wants by xotakux2002x reviews
If that he is a member of Akatsuki, then what he wants is to bother Konan with personal problems. Yaoi, implied sasodei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
Cyberspace is an Amazing Thing by Sex'n'Love reviews
Raito and L are busy. Ugh. They're least favourite time. However, the two genii still manage to get time for the sweeter sexier things in life. What will those two get up to this time? SemeLxUkeLight. Rated M for a reason! Such a tasty reason... Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Tollbooth by chocolateee reviews
Sasuke works a tollbooth at night. Along comes Naruto with no money to pay. So he offers something else as compensation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It was just a kiss by havenoclue reviews
Kiba kissed another man and paid for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Frayed Memories by Namwen20 reviews
A female Light gets amnesia from a bump on the head. Her friend L finds her and takes her home where she belongs. But when Light develops feelings for L, will living together be total Hell? Or total Horny Heaven? LxLight Genderswitch. Romantic Comedy!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,948 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - L, Light Y.
Dirty Talk by Jaegerjaquez-Chan reviews
"Hey Strawberry." The sound of the deep, soothing and enticing voice immediately sent the orangette's heart into cardiac arrest. His mouth was instantly dry and his body unbelievable hot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Dash's Dares 1: Sakura's Silver Lining by Dashel reviews
This was a dare fic given to me on the subject of what would happen if Sakura caught Sasuke and Naruto in a VERY compromising situation. Well, she would hide and watch, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In a Week's Time by SasuNaruXP reviews
Naruto makes a bet and has to work in a club for a week. He has to keep it from his overly protective boyfriend. Wait, what's his boyfriend doing in the club! SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,978 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Taking Over by Keono reviews
Pein and Konan own a restaurant but someone has to take over soon. They chose their son Deidara who hates working but will put up with it for one ulterior motive. To get rid of Sasori. Though the redhead has different things in mind for the blond. Edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Valentines Day by Kuroi-Ookami-san reviews
It's Valentines day and Kiba and Shino are out walking at the market. It contains fluffiness! 3 3 Please read :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Seven minutes to change my world by Akira-kun reviews
"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Neji H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Sounds Like The Beginning by Lunar Orphan reviews
Sasori's new neighbor won't stop making noise and the landlord is blaming Sasori! The redhead gets kicked out of his apartment and foreces Deidara to let him move in with him, as the blonde is the cause of his homelessness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,111 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
You Are Here by quickand2thepointless reviews
If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Kurogane and Fai open up to each other as lovers and explore the depths of their changing relationship. Kuro/Fai one-shot.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Bound By Value by Sex'n'Love reviews
Sold by his own father to deal with debtors, the eldest son of the Yagami family, Yagami Ratio is bought by a mysterious buyer. SemeLxUkeLight. Rated M for a reason. READ ON! DO IT!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/18/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews
After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Baby Maybe? by X-Feli-Chan-X reviews
Roy's leaving on a trip towards the end of Ed's pregnancy, what will happen? Fem!Ed and Preg!Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Small Box by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Sasuke's one tricky raven... A spin off one shot of A Bundle of Promises. Dedicated to Reviews for Master.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ghettos No Place for a Jew by gaaralover51141 reviews
WWII, the Broflovski family finds themselves in the Ghetto. But what will happen when an old friend comes to visit offering a way out for Kyle? Slightly got the idea from Schindler's list, CartmanxKyle! Dont like dont read! Written for ImAnOddity
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Do You Voodoo? by Acherona reviews
What do you do when you find a doll looking exactly like a certain bastard best friend of yours? Why play with it of course. Oh my; this can never end well. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Walking Hive by Barunka reviews
Shino, Kiba, and some twisted feelings. - Thanks luvsanime02 for helping me through this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Obsession by LunaXCosplayer reviews
Meet Naruto Uzumaki: a clumsy, socially akward student accepted by no one except for his best friend. Now, enter Sasuke Uchiha. He's a typical badboy who every girl wants for herself. Every girl...and Naruto Uzumaki. There is some OOC for each character
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth by Doom Squirrel reviews
The first hour of his baby's life is a very memorable one for Sephiroth. Sephiroth/Cloud, mentioned Zack/Aerith. Warnings: Mpreg, Slash, and descriptions of cannibalistic urges towards baby toes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Are You Always This Honest by PiNKCooKieS reviews
KinderGoth's day is ruined when Ike intrudes to ask him for help. But when a boy asks you if you could help him with his new 'curiosity' for those in the same gender, how are you supposed to react? Rated M for future chapters, the boys are in highschool
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Kindergarten Goth, Ike B.
Punish Me, Teach' by Gin no raita wa bara reviews
There were various things that abraded Sasori Akasuna, one of them being his most...titillating student, Deidara Iwa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Come up, come out by mortykins reviews
Tails gets roughed up really badly and runs to Knuckles. Many words are said and actions done, ending in a comforted fox and a content echidna.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Tails, Knuckles - Complete
Kisses in the Dark by The.Silent.Leader reviews
A short little oneshot of Shino catching Kiba off guard. With everything he's got. Drabble. Lemon. Yaoi. Reviews would be loved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Jerkies by agirlsufferingwritersblock reviews
The Sand Siblings encounter a zombie in their home. The usual. I thought that this was appropriate for Halloween! :D Somewhat a crackfic***
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Gaara - Complete
Thank You Naruto by kyo4 reviews
I hate it when people tap their stupid pencils in class! But wait, who's this sexy guy in a grey-green hoodie! Told in Kiba's POV. Rated M just in case for yaoi/guyXguy and language. No Flames Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Tiny White Tampon by LoloxBear reviews
Temari has been through a lot, especially in regards to her family. But no amount of missions and training could have prepared her for the day when Gaara discovered her tampons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Shot Day by FearNemesis reviews
Yup, it's time for the Akatsuki members to get there shots! Hard criminals and tiny needles? Should be a problem, right? :D...right? Warning: These characters are OOC -gasp-! Also,Hidan's in her. Hahaha.. I mean Hidan's in HERE,so there will be sw
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Desk Lovin' by DerpCreeper reviews
Deidara Iwa just loves his English teacher Sasori Akasuna so much. What happens when he finds out that his awfully cold Danna feels the same way, let's just say that a good ol' desk is involved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Itachi and the Dango Stick! by HimekoUchia reviews
Kisame decides to drug Itachi to get him to relax and loosen up. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not. Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
SasoDei: Dirty Little Secret by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
In the organization known as the Akatsuki, members were not allowed to let their personal feelings get in the way of things. But Sasori and Deidara bent that rule every night and had no regrets. SasoDei lemon/lime
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Silly Choices We Make by lawlietfan347 reviews
L and Light meet in a modern day Titanic love story. Light as a member of high aristocracy, L Lawliet, a second class citizen. When their luxury cruise turns into a battle for survival, will the choices they make ultimately determine their fate?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,321 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Two Man Teams by brandeee reviews
Pain and Konan decide it wouldn't be such a bad thing if Akatsuki were to double as a dating service, which leads to Kakuzu being forced to take his new partner or, rather, Partner , Hidan, out for a nice romantic dinner. Or something. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Good Luck Superstition by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori said something to Deidara before they left on a mission- and now the blonde won't stop trying to touch him! Why! And why is it that everyone seems to know what's going on except for him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Divergent Paths by Ariel D reviews
Can wounds really be healed? Can love be gained or offered in a world of hate? A look at different phases of Gaara's life, before, during, and after the Konoha Invasion. A Gaara and Kankuro-centric brother fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,890 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Family Stuff and Being Blunt by obsidianLight16 reviews
Apparently it's not enough to just call yourself a family. The Akatsuki may sometimes act like one, but they're not seeing it. Pein needs to find a way to convince them... Well- they always did say third time's the charm.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Hello, Stranger by YoBeezy reviews
Sasori never had good luck. It brought cold weather, bad co-workers, and a single stubborn blonde boy with a bad habit of stealing your things. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Kitty Cat by anacoana reviews
Sasori knew it was going to be a long evening when he entered the base to see Deidara crawling in circles singing the words "Kitty cat" over and over. Light fluff at the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Less Than Desirable by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein comes back from a mission to find his members in a...less than desirable state. Stupid cravings. And wasn't it all Tobi's fault anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Call Me Danna by Uchiha Padfoot reviews
A short story about Deidara's first nights in the Akatsuki and how he came to call Sasori "Danna"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Can I Borrow A Dollar? by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Just a short one-shot about Kakuzu and Hidan...and an unfortunate drink machine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Bitter Healing by ncfan reviews
Just wait for the desert wind to blow everything away. Baki's observations after the death of the Yondaime Kazekage. - Baki, Gaara, Kankuro, Temari -
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Baki, Gaara - Complete
Finally Whole by assassi reviews
Hatake Kakashi was dreaming. A very erotic dream. About a man. About Umino Iruka./A few blocks away Umino Iruka was dreaming, his dream not nearly as good as Kakashi's. KakaIru. Yaoi/MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,667 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Natural by watch-me-write reviews
Neither of them thought twice about how they had gotten to that point or why. Because, in the end, it was only the natural thing to do... Ash and Gary were always unusually close. But it had felt so natural to them, it wasn't much of a surprise what happened next.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,499 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Hiding Incognito by obsidianLight16 reviews
Because everything with Kakuzu starts with a bet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
A Super Awesome and Totally Original Akatsuki Fic by WhatEvenMan reviews
A parody of all Akatsuki Yaoi themed fanfiction. It just seems to be the same thing over and over again. WARNING: I SAID YAOI THEMED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
A Night's Symphony by Kokoru A. Shoku reviews
Deidara and Sasori have been ditched by the rest of the Akatsuki members, and have been left alone at the hideout. With nothing left to do, Deidara, 'plays' with Sasori and get's a bit carried away. This ends up leading to a wonderful night of lust...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ohaiyo! by obsidianLight16 reviews
It didn't matter if Pein wanted a normal breakfast or not. He was never going to get one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
SasoDei vs the Mona Lisa by MatsuoChiharu reviews
Sasori and Deidara both have very unique forms of art, and they aren't inclined to appreciate any other than their own. So when Konan suggests a visit to the Louvre as a way to broaden their views, neither are very happy. Yaoi. Don't like don't read. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The candy Store by White-Shinigami reviews
A small SasoDei Oneshot. Very clean for the most part, and a small mention of Mpreg and PeinKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Learn Again by Roni-chan reviews
Basically, Gaara is relieved to have gotten rid of his beast, but there are certain things he needs to do elsehow now that he isn't a Jinchuuriki anymore. Sand siblings story, NO incest.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by Rini-Rose reviews
Kankuro has been noticing Gaara in a way he shouldn't, he knows that. But can he help himself? KankuGaa/Sandcest. YAOI. Implied Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Roses are Red by Joyous Emo reviews
These are just some cheesy 'roses are red, violets are blue' poems form the members of the Akatsuki. Rated T because of one little swear word in one of the poems cough-Hidan's-cough! Anyways, enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Bowling Balls by ICameISawIFailed reviews
After losing in a bowling match, Kyle must finally face his biggest fear; sucking Cartman's balls. Little does the Jew know that Cartman has much, much more in store for him than just a little sucking. -KYMAN- Warning: This has explict sexual content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Akatsuki Movie Night by XxThe-Big-CheezxX reviews
Its Akatsuki's Movie night and Hidan picked the worst possible movie…..or maybe not? One-shot Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did, you would ALL know it was me who owned it, cuz it would have no plot what so ever…..oh wait; its already is lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Binksy reviews
L's Strange sleeping habits have surprising results weird and Yaoi!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Music Memes by LadyKakuHida reviews
Glimpses into the magical world of the AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Words by LadyKakuHida reviews
One definition, hundreds of possibilities
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
SasoDei Beauty and the Beast by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara was just a normal, weird, boy, but all that changes when he is held prisoner by a monstrous Beast. But will Sasori and Deidara manage to fall in love against all odds? And what about that girl Sakura who wants Deidara all to herself? Disney based.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,034 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
One Word to Describe Myself by xconfundedx reviews
"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas is You by lawlietfan347 reviews
L yearned for someone to hold on to, someone he could hug and hold close, someone he could go to when his insomnia kept him up at night; someone to tell him that they loved him. Light Yagami might just be that someone. LEMON kids stay away thanks!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
When the Akatsuki play board games by Bri Nara reviews
Drabble/One-shot/at-the-moment-type story. The Akatsuki try to play boards on game night and epically fail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
To Smile by Emalynne-Blackwell reviews
Deidara wakes up after being poisoned in a tough battle and is in a small space with Sasori. Sasori explains that they are in Hiruko, his main puppet, but the space is limited and Sasori is acting funny towards the blond. SasoDei/DeiSaso OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Unexpected Love by Keono reviews
Deidara had just moved to Konoha and was now heading to a new private school. But what happens when she meets a smirking redhead who wanted to just get into her pants? SasoDei. Gender-bending. Request for Blood Drenched Scorpion. Lemon Hentai! Edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Konan's Wild Adventures, A Tale Of Epic Faghagery by keikopanda102 reviews
Konan, being the only female in Akatsuki, notices something about her teammates... They are all GAY! So, what does she do with this information? Follow along with Akatsuki's signature faghag and her diary to find out! There may be smut. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Hidan Greeting The Akatsuki by okamifusion reviews
First Story...Basically,It's Morning,So Hidan Greets Everyone...Warning For Mostly Language. This Story Is Also My First Writing,Very Short,And Can Also Be Found On My DeviantART :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
A Thousand Generations by Fifi McFu reviews
Sentenced to a thousand rebirths, Sasuke isn't enjoying the life of a mortal one bit. That is, until he changes school and lays eyes on a remnant from the Old Times who doesn't seem to remember him. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Comfort by Kiterie reviews
Death is reality for shinobi and they all have their own ways of dealing with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Keeping Secrets by UP2L8 reviews
You must remember this. A kiss is just a kiss. Isn't it?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Akatsuki's Road Trip by Bri Nara reviews
The Akatsuki are all crammed into a car for a few days... now how to pass the time...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
His Partner by obsidianLight16 reviews
The man was always hunched- really he ought to sympathize. So why was it that he couldn't help but to take a jab or two to his partner? OOCness all over :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei: What Could Happen? by MidnightMusic96 reviews
Sasori and Deidara are forced to eat out, but Sasori makes it into a date unbenounced to the blonde. Warning: fluffyness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Akatsuki's Go To School 1 The First Day by Naruto-Fan-200 reviews
What happens when you put the Akatsukis in school? Chaos breaks out. It's the first day of high school for the Akatsukis.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
A caring brother by Oreias reviews
Gaara is falling deeper and deeper into depression due to the loss of Shukaku. Temari playing the mother hen isn't really helping either but there seems to be one person that really understands what he needs, his brother, Kankuro. SANDCEST in the making!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,609 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hidan's Swear Jar by Stupefied-Kunoichi reviews
Thanks to Tobi's 'smart' idea, Hidan has been blessed with a swear jar. Rated T for language, that means YOU Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
Not in public! by Ecchi Nin reviews
Sasori is a Exhibitionist and poor Deidara has to put up with his kink. So let's follow them through a whole day of public sex. Multi-Lemon, alittle random. SasoDei. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Late Night Trouble by Sadistic-X-Masochistic reviews
All Kankuro wanted to do was sleep, but his little brother Gaara has different ideas, waking him to reveal a rather embarrassing problem... KankuGaa yaoi lemon sandcest RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Speech Impediment by mitsukai reviews
An innocent question devolves into a bonafide investigation when the Akatsuki is tasked with uncovering the secret behind Deidara's peculiar speaking habits. One-shot crackfic. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
The Good Boy by Jamaica-tan reviews
Shameless prequel. Who would have thought their first meeting would be so random and forgettable?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Witness by miss atari reviews
All anyone ever wanted was to see him smile. Who would've known that such a painful situation would make it happen? He didn't. - Mpreg. Sebastian/Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Stitches by Songstone reviews
In which Kisame is literally forced to feel someone up, Sasori is love-struck, and Kakuzu needs stitches. It's all quite odd, actually. -Mania side story-not related with the original or re-write.-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Raging Sands by TaraTarantula reviews
It's late one night and Gaara can't sleep, he hears a strange noise coming from down the hall and goes to investigate, little does he know that curiosity could lead to sooooo much more. M for sex and language, Lemon Yaoi and Incest *you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Akatsuki take the SemeUke Quiz by ThankyouforHelpingMeGrow reviews
Deidara always did find interesting sites, who knew one of them could tell all of the Akatsuki what their rolls are? major mentions of SasoDei, KakuHida and KisaIta. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Of Guesses And A Favour by miss atari reviews
Deidara has news for Sasori, but will only reveal it in the form of a guessing game. Sasori has a favour to ask. Mpreg. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Morning Routines by Dlvvanzor reviews
This was our morning ritual, and I still had yet to figure out why we did it. Why, every morning, we had to go through the same script, over and over again, words never changing, tone hardly varying. Oneshot, Light POV. LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Implicated by Min Daae reviews
Passing notes: it's an old form of nonverbal communication. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Blind To Notice by Tellytubby101 reviews
The story of the ten times Hatake Kakashi noticed Umino Iruka. And the ten times he saw something inexplicable... that made him fall in love. Slight AU. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,896 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Inner Thighs by NinjaKipz reviews
L is in a competitive mood. Light is reading a book. What will happen? A lime , of course ! LxLight please Read&Review !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Permission by secretskept reviews
L doesn't like it when people touch his things.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/15/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Fire's Still Burning by iXhaveXnoXlife reviews
Sequel to "Strike it, Work it, Make it, Love it," it takes place a year later. Long one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
A Piece of Heaven by heartless419 reviews
Light has been handcuffed to L to prove his innocence and Light has had enough. How will L take it? Yaoi Smutt
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Deidara and His Hands by Dru Havok reviews
Um, yeah, my mind is very intrigued by the mouths on Deidara's hands. Rated M for my curiousity leading to perversion. Slight SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Finds Yahoo by elric0sis reviews
YAOI! Basically its a chat room style short drabble. I just wanted to try this style out I'm most like not going to write any of these ever again unless someone requests it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Transitions by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
It was ironic that that their father had torn their family apart, but they were still here at his funeral, together, learning to trust each other and beginning to feel like a real family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
My Friend, My Lover, My Brother by Ugawa reviews
Musings of an emotionally and physically abused Gaara. Incest. Written 3 years ago
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Passion by Baku wa Kira jenai reviews
Things get steamy between L and Light while they take a shower. GRAPHIC LEMON / PWP
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The 25 Truths of Gaara and Kankuro by Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi reviews
Title says it all. Incest, Yaoi, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! Rated M because I'm paranoid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Love by Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi reviews
Gaara contemplates the true meaning of Love. Incest, YAOI, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. Rated M, because I'm paranoid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Life In The Akatsuki by Kakashiz reviews
[OLD WORK] What the Akatsuki are like inside. Homey family-ish humor. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Distracting L by NinjaKipz reviews
Just practicing my lemon skills. Please check it out and leave some feedback ! LxLight , slightly OOC? and maybe PWP. Summary: L is working too much. Well, that's what his Light-kun thinks. So, Light decides to distract the detective in a rather racy way
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fire and Ice by Anemone Kurosaki reviews
L brings out the fire in Light. Light brings out the ice in L. After yet another pointless fight, a make up session ensues on the roof of the Task Force Head Quarters.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
target by Okuyukashii reviews
Temari. Gaara—oneshot—The insulting words aimed at him sear into my chest. I was taught that Gaara was different from us. Still, this blood bond with him is stronger than anyone's interference.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Akatsuki Do Yoga by Keono reviews
What happens when Pein forces all of Akatsuki to do Yoga? A LOT CAN HAPPEN! rated for language and suggested themes! hint of SasoDei... well more then a hint but you get it! Enjoy! Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The ABCs of Sasodei by kiyomiuchiha reviews
A Sasodei drabble to the alphabet. Cute, sweet, and funny moments between the two of them. Some parts contain my OC, Maki Sasori and Deidara's child
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Moments by RippedIntoPieces reviews
50 word sentence challenge. - Misa may be the celebrity, but in L's opinion, Light was always the star that shone far brighter, even without the paparazzi keeping him alight with their camera flashes. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/18/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Family Resemblance by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Gaara always did hate their father. Kankuro used to be terrified he would find out about the family resemblance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Sasori's Day by Aleio reviews
After breaking Deidara's most prized pottery piece, Sasori is forced to spend two weeks deprived of the two things he loves most: His lover, and his lover's food. As his patience slowly chips away, one day will change his luck around. SasoDei Bday present
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Water Conservation by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. You can take the Sand-nin out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of them. Sasori proves to the rest of Akatsuki that in Suna, water conservation isn't so much regulation as religion. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Eternity Ends With An Explosion by Caelice reviews
AU. Against his better judgment, Sasori cares for an injured Deidara, all the while convincing himself that it was only to satisfy his own curiosity as to why he was hurt in the first place. SasoDei, Kakuhida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,908 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
April Fool's Day by Midnight Moonfly reviews
April fool's day. That was a day all the Akatsuki members looked forward to and dreaded at the same time. Their way of celebrating this day was much more cruel and painful. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Affirmation of Life: Kakashi and Iruka by TheSlashBunny reviews
Kakashi was officially a day and a half late in returning home – and Iruka was worried sick. *Rated for sexual situation*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ties by Sueona reviews
The first night of confinement leads to an interesting night. Smex. L/Raito.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
L: A Final Note by XxBeccixX reviews
Kira has beaten L. And Raito had conquered Lawliet." This is a very short, very depressing little story. It's based on my own views about how Kira finally beat L from the perspective of the beloved detective himself. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Eyes Of March by Coco Gash Jirachi reviews
AU. After getting hit on the head with a ball in gym class one day, Sunao is dismissed from class to go to the nurse, but makes a quick bathroom stop. And there, the most unexpected thing changes his life. SoraxSunao. Mpreg. M rating for safety reasons.
Sukisho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Songfic test 2 by Hitomi-chanchan reviews
just the songfic chalenge thing, i did knuckles and tails this time, it was HARD! i dont expect it to be good, and you shouldn't ether w
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Tails, Knuckles - Complete
SasoDei School Of Freaks by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is attending a new school with a twist, they are all freaks of nature. While looking for his dorm he meets a certain red head on a balcony. He is shown the way to his room and finds out Sasori is his new room mate. SasoDei, M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,262 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Scorpion's Reunion by Blood Drenched Scorpion reviews
After Sasori's suicide in the battle against Chiyo and Sakura, he finds himself in a place where he meets the two souls that he misses most. Slight shounen-ai at the end Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Broken by Sueona reviews
Four years ago left Raito alone. What can he do to gain it back?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 184 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
English Dub Issues by FleetingArtUn reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki see more like hear what the English dub of Naruto has done to them. A semi-request. AnonymousHZ said she liked humor, and she's awesome, so I attempted this. REVIEW PLEASE. Light Languge, censored Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Blood and Lust and Waking Worlds by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Deidara's been sneaking off to the graveyard, but what has he been up to? The red headed vampire Sasori has been awaiting him in his home hidden beneath a mausoleum. They know what they want, and there's no beating around the bush. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Failure to Communicate by Ariel D reviews
SANDSIBS fic. Kankuro wants desperately to connect and communicate with Gaara, but something seems to always get in the way. Covers pre-series all the way through Shippuuden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Partners in Crime by Acid-Rush reviews
COMPLETE Lara and Kurtis are separated and on paths to self destruction as they deal with their troubles illustrated in Angel of Darkness, until they realise that they may have just walked away from what was meant to be their salvation.
Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,353 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Lara Croft, Kurtis - Complete
All I Really Want by FanggirlX reviews
a young gaara writes a letter to santa asking for the one thing he really wants for christmas.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Gaara - Complete
First Snow by sillhouettesinsunsets reviews
Whilst travelling in the Land of Fire, Gaara and his siblings come across a strange white substance that falls from the sky and coats the ground. What on earth could it be? The three sand siblings are about to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Cooking with Gaara by SeeingToad reviews
Kankuro and Temari argue over dinner and Gaara decides to take matters into his own hands.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Sickly Silence by atlantiandragoness reviews
It was an unusually quiet day at the Akatsuki base. No explosions, no screams from Tobi because said explosions were being aimed at him, and no endless stream of curses from Hidan over his partner being a ‘greedy heathen bastard’ again. Sasori hated it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Teardrop on the Fire by MaliBiser reviews
Because changing oneself is a lonely path, hard and demanding as a desert. Sand Sibs oneshot, Gaara-centric.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Halloween's Moon by Isolation and Tea reviews
“It is my birthday Moon-chan.” L informed him. “And what the birthday boy wants, he gets. And I want you.” L/Light One-shot Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
SasoDei Love Poison by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara tries to slip Sasori a Love Potion. But what happens when he accidentaly drinks it himself? Even more chaos is breed when Itachi is entangled in the love story. Will Sasori be able to save Deidara from the blonde's own stupidity?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Untouchable Innocence by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori is disgusted with himself, but he can't help it. His blond partner is just so irrisistable. Rated M for a reason. Written on a dare, just for the challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Once in a Blue Moon by Pyrite reviews
Gaara and Kankuro have secret feelings for each other. One night they make their love known to each other. Soon after, they begin a relationship in which they cannot hide. Especially after Gaara mysteriously gets pregnant.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,881 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Tampon Topia by Ryuchie reviews
It's that time of the month for Temari, and she has no one to buy her what she needs. Gaara and Kankuro are a last resort, but it seems Kankuro hangs around the womanly products more than necessary... Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
All I Ask of You by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori only wants one thing. Deidara's total and utter submission. Is that really too much to ask for? Lemony goodness! Thanks from BomberBrat for 103 favorites!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Toxic by ZoneRobotnik reviews
L gets drunk, and Light has to deal with the consequences. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hot Springs by pepper-swords reviews
After a mission Sasori and Deidara stop off at hot springs... smut ensues!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mistake by RogueWarrior869 reviews
Sasori can't find Deidara and returns to where he was originally waiting only to have Deidara find him. SasoDei. Written for the 100 Tales community over at LiveJournal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Beach Bonding by Makiko Sanjo reviews
The Akatsuki go to the beach for "bonding" time. Read & Review Plz. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Barefoot by skrblr reviews
Kankuro sees Gaara doing something utterly unexpected and must educate him in true manliness. It's about feet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
You're Kidding by xotakux2002x reviews
mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,867 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Keeping Up by Klei reviews
Whoever said it was the seme who always demanded sex? Oh, how troublesome it was for poor Kisame to have to deal with his hormone-prone teenage lover’s constant pleas. KisaIta lemons, crack-ish, failed attempt at humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sexy no Hidan by xotakux2002x reviews
named for the sexy no jutsu hidan must perform. how will he take it, and more importantly, is he going to kill kakuzu over this? kakuhidan fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Charming by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light and L debate Light's exact sexuality... while in bed. Not horribly graphic. Oneshot. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
An Inquiry by Ashuuchan reviews
What starts off as a mere inquiry about Shino's clothing, turns into something unexpected. A 100% fluffy oneshot, with Akamaru being the catalyst! Shino/Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Broke It by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Hidan likes it rough, and sometimes Kakuzu forgets his own strength. KakuHidan. Drabble thing, half lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] Deidara - Complete
“Onsens, Grape Juice, and Wine” by Miroku25 reviews
L takes the Task Force to the hot springs and Light doesn't like it. But Light subcomes to the intoxicating atmosphere of the hot springs soon enough, with L's help of course. L X LIGHT M rating
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
When the Heart Guides the Hand by Aesthetic-Plastic reviews
SasoDei oneshot. GIFT FIC. What happens when Sasori has enough of Deidara interrupting him from his work? Not intended for those with a weak stomach.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Once The Lights Are Out by Akatsuki-no-Hikari reviews
KisaIta. SasoDei. KakuHidan. ZetsuTobi. Never trust Deidara and Tobi to pick a movie from the rental store. A certain movie can put thoughts in one's head, thoughts they're not ready to forget... Rated Mature for Strong Language and Sexual Themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Lightning Crashes by BomberBrat reviews
Oneshot. Deidara is awoken by a fierce thunderstorm that is shaking the Akatsuki base. Luckily Sasori is there to take care of the little "problem" that thunderstorms cause for Deidara. Yaoi, SasoDei, Fetish. Rated M for naughty content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sand Siblings and Severe Strangeness by monkeybait reviews
Temari is having a very bizarre day. Could this be the reader's fault?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Be careful what you wish for by KlikStar reviews
Cloud has dreams like just everyone else and one night makes a wish. The only problem is that he soon learns the hard way that really you should be careful what you wish for. Set in the CC world. Rated M -WARNING!- Has Yaoi with mild violence/domination.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Making Up Is Hard To Do - Sasodei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Deidara and Sasori get into a fight and they both realize the error of their ways and make up in a very sexy way. Smut one shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Go Swimming by xUchihaGirl94x reviews
COMPLETE The Akatsuki go swimming and get up to all sorts of things...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Waking Up by Red Kasei reviews
Gary has returned to Pallet, and is befuddled with the changes in the old rival. Can he, too, grow up like his old friend, or will their turbulent past cause a break between them that can never be fixed? Palletshipping Shishi and lemon.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Ding by IceCrome reviews
Deidara finds out that the internet can make two people fall in love easier than one thought. AU. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Missing You by shirosunday reviews
Light shook his head slightly and leaned into the hand. He swallowed and tried to speak again, and though hoarsely, he summarized the intense feelings that threatened to burst from his chest. “I miss you..." YAOI, LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
It's Not Love by xotakux2002x reviews
sasori's called the Red Demon for a good reason. yet deidara insists on challenging the redhead's power. war naturally ensues. sasodei, yaoi, series, a little kisaita too!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
The Exuberant and The Unexplainable by ChiharuSato22 reviews
Sasori has always had a feeling...it takes spending some time alone with Deidara-the first time in a long, long time-to finally grasp them. Somehow, he thinks he's always known. SasorixDeidara YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Lap Dog by Maki-chan XD reviews
Shino goes bug hunting and is interupeded by Kiba, a discussion leads to smut. HARD YAOI ShinoKiba, one of my first lemons so be kind plz
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
so, Deidara by IceCrome reviews
Sasori tries to get Deidara, and learns to never trust Hidan again. Cheesy pick-up lines, ho. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Demon Dog by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu decides to get a guard dog. tragic if not humorous consequences befall hidan when he insults the little beast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
We Have a Problem by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein the issues found within the Akatsuki are discussed and handled in a most unorthodox way. contains bits of yaoi, but nothing more serious than fluff and implied hard stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Now It's An Amusement Park by KRISH-un reviews
OneShot; Implied SasoDei When everyone's favorite, evil blonde terrorist is feeling blue over some... 'feelings' for his danna, who else but Kisame with a little help from Rod Stewert could help him get over his denial?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Truth or Dare by IceCrome reviews
Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Creature of Habit by thedemonsangel reviews
Sasori hates the imperfections of humans, which was why he became a puppet; however, there is something he cannot manage to get rid off. SasoDei drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Storm by thedemonsangel reviews
Deidara likes storms and decides to stand out in one. Sasori has to drag his younger partner inside before he gets struck by lightning. SasoDei, fluff-ish, ooc, etc....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Akatsuki's Unspoken Rules by Delilah Elric reviews
Konan referred to as Blue due to how old this story is enlightens us on the few unspoken rules in the Akatuski. A totally off-the-wall comedy story with SasoDei undertones. A drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Goodnight, Danna! by TentenNTemari reviews
Oneshot. This is a story I actually wrote about a year ago but never got around to posting. Sasori wants nothing more than to get a good night's sleep, but his rambunctious roommate, Deidara, keeps waking him up! This is a silly story, but enjoy! -Temari
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Kingdom of Sand and Death by DeKayHawk reviews
Set during the journey of the sand siblings, from Suna to Konoha for the Chuunin exam. A symbolic event for Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Nitty Gritty Kitty by doodlefreak reviews
Gary, a small feline, is bored at his house when a small stranger steps in to give him just the right 'attention' he's been needing. Palletshipping. Gary and Ash as fluff balls of fur.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
I Trust You by see03 reviews
Shino and Kiba reminisce an old trust exercise from when they were genin. Kiba had shown his trust from Shino, did Shino trust him too? Shino x Kiba FLUFF
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Coffee by WildWolfMoon reviews
Tobi, do you know what happened the last time we gave Hidan coffee?” Kakuzu asked slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Television Trouble by doodlefreak reviews
Palletshipping fic. Before their journey's started, Ash and Gary used to watch TV together... over at each other's houses. Seems like the perfect time to experiment, right? Or maybe just prove a certain rival wrong.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Blood Brothers by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Go ahead, hate me, ridicule, despise me, spit at me, look down at me, and by all means spread the rumor that I, Kankuro of the Sand, am having an affair with my little brother. Sandcest. Read & Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Promotion by Bouken-Kaze reviews
He leans down and says, "Hello, you three......I have some good news for you and Haha....Chichi got promoted to a Jonin....so....he's gonna be home a lot more....and he'll actually be here to see you guys being born...." -ShinoKiba, mpreg-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Circles by Bouken-Kaze reviews
The tan skin had, amazingly enough, little or no stretchmarks. Considering he was pregnant with triplets, that was a miracle in itself. -ShinoKiba, mpreg-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
There's No Cost To Love by HelloFoxie reviews
Oneshot. Their first kill. Temari and Kankuro struggle to deal, but for Gaara, it's just another worthless life. Gaara's sick of this life, and it turns out he's not the only sibling with an emotional problem. Family fic. Sandsibs dealing with eachother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Gaara - Complete
How's Your Aspen? by GoesKaboom reviews
Tobi learns the hard way not to jump to conclusions. Crack fic, mild suggestive themes. M for safety. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Three Hours by sunyshore reviews
They've got three hours before Roark comes home. Now what? BYRON x RILEY IRONSHIPPING LEMON! Only click if you can handle extremely sexy guys with beards and steel bodies and their dapper gentlemen lovers. Oh yeah.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Weight Loss by Keenon reviews
Deidara thinks he's getting fat and is dying over it. How's he supposed to loose weight! Working out no way...however, Sasori may have a suggestion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki Apartment by xotakux2002x reviews
this is from my DA account. i have the same username on both sites, so don't think someone is plagerizing off me. it's really the same person. i'll give you guys the same summary i already used: there is randomness and yaoi! kisaita sasodei kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,486 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Stomachache by this be a dead account reviews
Gaara has a stomachache when he's supposed to be at a council meeting, and Kankurou helps out. Sandcest, or KankuGaa. Rated T for mild language and suggestive themes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Taking the Risk of Suffering by Stormy1x2 reviews
Another 'RaiS' installment. Takes place before 'Out of the Blue' and 'Sailing his Ship'. Gary has to tell Ash something, but Ash is making things difficult. Shonen ai, palletshipping. Full notes and spoiler warnings inside.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki Go: On Holiday by Shuriken to the face reviews
It's that time of the year again: Akatsuki Annual Bonding Week! Contains Sasodei yaoi, OOCness, footnotes, adventures, and British pop culture references.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,272 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Deidara has paperwork to do, but Sasori needs stress relief. Itachi calls Deidara, wanting the finished paperwork 'now', but the blonde can barely make complete sentences through what Sasori is doing to him. SasoXDei, yaoi smut!. Fun modern office-fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Here We Go by poprika reviews
In which Sasori and Deidara do something stupid and Pein feels more like a babysitter than an evil leader.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Pain/Pein, Deidara - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Perfect by Sparkylovesfire reviews
ShinoKiba fic. Shino realizes what Kiba really wanted. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Anger management by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Nowaki tries to get Hiroki to deal with his anger in more...constructive ways. A bet is made. Things go pear-shaped from there. Nowaki/Hiroki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
Sincerely, I Hate You by Spirix reviews
It's because I'm not one of your pretty bimbos isn't it? Ed and Roy are forced to carry out an argument with letters due to Ed needing to go on a mission. ...Ed x Roy...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Heavy Winter Wind by kitausu1 reviews
A cute little fic about Gaara and Kankuro in the snow. Very Mild Sandcest. KankuroxGaara Please no flames.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Something Called Family by Wing Moon reviews
It’s always the little things that count. Sand Sibling Fic A little bit of ShikaTema One-Short
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Gaara - Complete
The Talk by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 146 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Simplification by Nilahxapiel reviews
Sex was just human instinct. That was all; it meant that and nothing more. Human instinct, human instinct, human instinct. At least, that’s what Raito liked to tell himself, especially when he was screaming and begging for more. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Over the Silken Dove by ByThePrecursors reviews
I do desire to be with him always, but in the end.......it all seemed futile. SasoDei Maybe a continuation...?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Marks by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
People always ask Shino about his glasses. Is Shino the only one interested in those marks on Kiba's face? ShinoKiba. Fluff, I think
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Onsen Break by Songstone reviews
Sasori took Deidara to the onsen, thinking it would help ease his partner's mind. However, he only ends up unintentionally causing more stress for the bomber. Strange how Deidara only seems tense when Sasori gets too close. -Brainbreakage...kinda-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sand and Snow by DarkLightShades reviews
A last ditch effort by Suna to rid themselves of their most unpredictable threat, but Gaara is learning to forgive and his siblings are more determined than ever to keep him alive.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Seeing Red by xSweetMacabre reviews
Why is the Akatsuki crowded in a small bathroom, gazing intently at a hole in the wall? And why aren’t Deidara and Sasori enjoying the show? Why, because they are the show, of course. SasoDei. REWRITTEN ... KIND OF.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Borderline by Basilisc reviews
Just because Sensei and Hinata aren't there, doesn't mean practice doesn't take place - even, if the team only consists of Aburame Shino and Inuzuka Kiba. YAOI - ShinoxKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
The Dadaist by MakoMori reviews
Deidara saw the look in the redhead’s eyes and instantly regret what he had said. His stomach churned in expectation of meeting the most painful of poisons. He swallowed hard, his exposed throat awaiting the fatal grip of Sasori’s fingers. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Puppet and the Master by Atopos reviews
For some reason, all Deidara and Sasori can do is annoy each other whenever they are left alone for even a few minutes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Stupid Shirt by RiYuYami reviews
When you’re an eightmonth pregnant male alchemist and all you have in your closet is a skintight red shirt, what do you do? You try and kill the one who knocked you up. Note! Does not really involve killing. RoyEd mpreg
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
What I Go To School For by Cupe reviews
YAOI Deidara has to stay after class, but he does more than just write lines... SasoDei, Yaoi, don't like, don't read. Lemon alert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,557 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Life's Delusions by YaoiRocks reviews
Life is a delusion. Your thoughts and reality are completely different things. They show you different ideas and dreams. If reality shows you something against your mind…do you accept it or let it go as a unfulfilled dream? SasoDei lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2007 - [Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
Please not with him by ChocolateTeapot reviews
Despite their protests, the Kazekage decides to put Kankuro, Temari and Gaara in the same team. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Temari, Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Childhood's End by Nilahxapiel reviews
Because he was not always the greatest detective in the world. Once upon a time, he was just a little boy named L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/28/2007 - L - Complete
Revalations by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
An Akatsuki fic, detailing some of the more shocking secrets of the organization. SHONENAI: SasoDei, KakuHidan, ZetsuTobi, and KisameItachi. Minor: PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Perfection by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sasori often wonders why he is so obsessed with his blonde partner. SasoDei drabble. Rated M for yaoi and some very slight gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Allergies by crazy novelist-san reviews
Kiba's sense of smell skyrockets and he develops allergies to match just stepping outside could kill him. Quarantined, cold, and alone Shino tries to warm Kiba up, but is Kiba ready for Shino’s feelings? ShinoKiba, rated for shonenai fluff. ONE-SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
A day with the Akatsuki by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
What REALLY happens between missions. Second chapter now up! Yaoi, crackness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Emotions by kuri-loves-curry reviews
Kiba and Hinata try to see if Shino has any real emotions. A POV story. ShinoKiba. Yaoi. Please read and review!Rated for language and suggested Lemon...maybe too high, but better safe than sorry!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Of BugLovers and DogBoys by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is a series of drabbles and oneshots dedicated to the Shino/Kiba fan-pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
A True Work of Art by Miko Takahashi reviews
They both had entirely different views....SasoDei. Yaoi. Shonen ai. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ground Rules by g33kg1rl reviews
Fai attempts to push Kurogane way yet again as the ninja grows more insistent on using his real name. Tempers flare and Fai says some things that may push Kurogane away forever. continuation to my last story, 'Yuui' Warning Chp. 161 up! and Lemon KuroxFai
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Space and the Stars by Tokay reviews
Zetsu misses Tobi. ZetsuTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
The Model by sharingank reviews
Deidara didn't realize that Sasori was a skilled drawer until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. SasoDei oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
At Last by yuugata no baka reviews
To die by a sword is an elegant death. A little dark, a little sad, mostly smut. Advent Children timeline, [YAOI SEPHIROTHCLOUD ONESHOT.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Everyday by homeostatis reviews
Life is a win and lose thing, especially in the Akatsuki. A day in the life of two missing nin. [Sasori and Deidara centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Caught in the Middle by Melfina Lupin reviews
As a middle child, Kankuro is often caught in the middle of Temari and Gaara's fights. Warning: Incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Cookies by Melfina Lupin reviews
There was no doubt that Gaara loved his brother and sister but as they saying goes the more you love someone the more you want to kill them. Warning: Complete and utter crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Lullaby by Buddi of Yonder reviews
[Spoilers up to chapter 281] People can really suprise you sometimes, given the right circumstances. The sand siblings are no exception...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Art is Eternal by Mujaki no Tsubasa reviews
It is almost like the thrill when a body falls into his hands, ready to be added to the collection. But it is not art. SasoDei. Yaoi. Implied sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Revenge by PoisnousPixie reviews
Seven year old Kankuro's angry at Temari and plays a prank. Pulling Gaara into his plot, he plans to be victorious! But will it really be that easy?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
The Facts of Life and Other Stories by JudasFm reviews
Complete short story spinoffs from my other work. To begin with, Tails has a very important question to ask, and with Sonic temporarily gone, the only person he can turn to for answers is Knuckles. Some innuendo present. Please R&R!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,597 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Tails, Knuckles - Complete
Comfort by Melfina Lupin reviews
When Gaara has a nightmare, his silbings are always there to help him
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Clothes make the man by Melfina Lupin reviews
Kankuro is losing clothes left and right. What in the world is happening? Some swearing blame Kankuro
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Dobe by Menerothiel reviews
“Can’t that idiot get a clue! I’m trying to tell him something important, here!” Sasuke tries to talk to Naruto. SasuNaru fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Masks by Nightmarish Black reviews
When Temari finds Shikamaru and Neji together, it's up to Kankuro to do his best to fix the problem. But one thing leads to another, and the puppetmaster finds that he and Gaara may have a bit stronger of a bond than most brothers. Sandcest. KankuroGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Crayon Hearts by kikofreako reviews
Feelings? What use are feelings to a shinobi of Suna? The Sand Siblings aren't really sure how to answer that. FamilyFic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Picture Perfect by Melfina Lupin reviews
Temari thinks of a way to get her brothers to take a picture.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Where's Pikachu, Ash? by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Has anyone ever told Sasuke that the Uchiha symbol looks remarkably like a pokeball? Well, Naruto decides to do so. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love is a Desert by Notorious George Weasley reviews
contains spoilers Gaara and Kankuro sit in hidden village of the Sand and have a talk about love, and one thing leads to another. oneshot. Sandcest. Gaara's on the bottom!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Right and Wrong by YOURMOMONTOAST reviews
Sandcest. KankuroxGaara. Is there really that much difference between right and wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Caleb's Birth by The Plushie Bandit reviews
A sidestory to Between Dreams and Reality. How many of you wondered how Ed would act in labor when pregnant with Caleb? Well, here's your chance to find out! Happy birthday Becci! [EdRoy with mpreg]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Bonds by asprosdrakos reviews
Gaara is only six, and already a stranger to his sister.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Temari, Gaara
I'll Mourn for You Under the Light of the Moon by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Kankurou's buried feelings for his mother come to light under the full moon and he suddenly begins to mourn. Will the Sand Siblings finally put their painful feelings aside and become a true family? One shot, Completed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
Normal by taitofan reviews
Temari walks in on something she could have done without seeing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Please Knock by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Siblings should always knock before entering a bathroom. Unless you like to be traumatized, but I think the Siblings of the Sand would agree that they've had enough bad images burned into their brains. One Shot, Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Morning Rituals by Kawaii Yoshi reviews
Get up, wash your face, brush your teeth…and listen to an argument between a crazy teenage puppeteer and an insomniac killer? Some morning ritual…slight humor and sweetness between our three favorite sand siblings!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 156 - Published: 6/20/2003
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Akatsuki In High School reviews
Due to something their teacher did, Deidara, Hidan, Tobi and Itachi burn their school down as an act of revenge. When they are forced into a new school they meet a group of people who are totally different to them. The groups don't know how they should feel about each other. AU. Warning: Yaoi. Pairings: SasoDei, KisaIta, KakuHida, ZetsuTobi, PainKonan. REWRITING/EDITING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Akatsuki
Tutor reviews
Bart's failing his exams which isn't a surprise. He does want to pass them but none of the teachers are interesting enough for Bart to pay attention to. Skinners gets him a tutor who he thinks will keep Bart's attention. His tutor turns out to be none other than Sideshow Bob. Does he still want him dead? What will happen when they start to fall in love with each other?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Sideshow Bob, Bart S.
Living With the Frenemy reviews
When Dumbledore hears a certain Slytherin make a comment about muggles he decides to take action. However, that 'action' includes forcing Harry and his friends to live in a house with people they despise. They must live like muggles...work like muggles. Easy right? Oh, one more thing. NO MAGIC! Slight AU. Humour/Friendship. Pairings: Dramione, Blaise/Ginny, Neville/Luna and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,432 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013
I'll Always Be There for You reviews
George takes his son to see his brother on his birthday. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Fred W., George W. - Complete