As you have probably guessed, I am more like Duskpaw in my Tales of the Clans fanfic (written by me and two friends, who are most like Icepaw and Breezefur) and Duskpaw's future name will be Dusksong.

I drew my profile pic! Yay!

My least favorite Warriors characters:

1. Clear Sky (He's just...weird. And how many mates has he had?)
2. Star Flower (What a heartbreaker)
3. All the prissy she-cats who made desicions on love and only love.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to @#!*% .
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stupid
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or an emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in band, so I must be a dork.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a @#!*% .
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling jerk.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I always listen to my iPod, so I MUST be going deaf.
I speak to boys, so I must fancy them.
I get good grades, so I MUST be a nerd.
I read the dictionary, so I MUST be a reference.
I have a strict teacher, so I MUST be a troublemaker.

Really Stupid Instructions

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (But I have no other time to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos!"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Is this the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap:"Directions: Use like regular soap." (But how do I use regular soap?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (It's only a suggestion, though!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (A little late, don't you think?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Oh, what a wonderful discovery! I will try it out at once!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But that would save me so much time!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Really, I thought they were supposed to keep me awake!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Oh no! I can't use them in the walls?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use." (Umm... Can someone help me out here?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Well actually, this is a legitimate warning as peanuts aren't actually nuts!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (But how do you eat nuts?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (To be honest, I blame the parents for this one!)
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Are people actually this idiotic? Please, raise your hand if you've tried this!)
On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish." (But... But... That's impossible!)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So... let me get this straight. We don't get fake fake bacon, we get real fake bacon.)
On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: keep out of children." (Ummm... Are you sure something didn't get lost in the translation?!)

Grammar

So many FanFiction writers constantly confuse the following:
your/you're
there/their/they're
to/too/two

Copy and paste this onto YOUR profile if YOU'RE smart enough to know the difference.
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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

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