Hello, my name is Abby Hughen. I live in Katy Texas, and travel to Fort Worth for vacation. Some of my fav things to do are swiming, reading, riding bikes, watching tv, and getting on the internet. When I'm not on the spot I can be funny and a good actress, but when someone says to do it again I freeze up and cant get it right. Now...

You say Justin Bieber, I say Nickelback

You say Taylor Swift, I say Breaking Benjamin

You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence

You say Miley Cyrus, I say Slipknot

You say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace

You say Emenem, I say Linkin Park

You say Jonas Brother, I say Green Day

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, sign here: ECSSDS, Polly Wants The Damon Cracker, CrazyDaisyDaisy, Vampirah, LostInStereo45, JorjaJolie, xDeadPoetsSocietyx, glossygirl125

Month One

Mummy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mummy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mummy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mummy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mummy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mummy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mummy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mummy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mummy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mummy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mummy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

Instructions:

1. Turn on your iPod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.

2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the play list. Got that?

1.) How am I feeling today?

Over It- Ashley Tisdale (I kinda am)

2.) Where will I get married?

Whos That Girl- Hilary Duff (?)

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

BB Good- The Jonas Brothers (depends, which one?)

4.) What is/was high school like?

For The First Time- Spectacular! Soundtrack (not at all! and I'm only in the 7th grade)

5.) What is the best thing about me?

I Let Go- Kate Alexa (could be)

6.) How is today going to be?

Already Gone- Kelly Clarkson (it is kinda, its after 5)

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

Right Here- Miley Cyrus (I guess thats where I will be?)

8.)What song describes my parents?

Ready- Kelly Clarkson (kinda, for my mom in a way)

9.) How is my life going?

Runaway- Bon Jovi (not at all!)

10.)What song will they play at my funeral?

Hey Stephen- Taylor Swift (well, I do like a guy named Stephen)

11.) How does the world see me?

Somebody's Watching Over Me- Hilary Duff (no)

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

If I Can't Have You- Kelly Clarkson (?)

13) Do people secretly like me?

Don't Forget- Demi Lovato (?)

14.) How can I make myself happy?

You'll Always Find You're Way Home- Hannah Montana (I do love my home)

15.) What should I do with my life?

Something To Believe In- Spectacular! Soundtrack (?)

16.) Will I be happy?

Now You Know- Hilary Duff (?)

17.) What is some good advice?

Should've Said No- Taylor Swift (it works right now, but not in the way of the song)

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

When I Grow Up- The Pussycat Dolls (finally one that fits!)

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

So What- Pink (well, I do start fights)

20.) What type of men/women do you like?

Bad Boy- Cascada (bad boys are really cute)

21.) Will you get married?

Real Gone- Billy Ray Cyrus (I'll take that as a no :( )

22.)What should I do with my love life?

Make You Mine- Vanessa Hudgens ( I guess it fits, kinda)

23.) Where will you live?

This Is Me- Camp Rock Soundtrack (ok, but it doesn't answer the question)

24.) What will your dying words be?

A Little Bit Longer- Nick Jonas (it would fit as dying words, but I hate the song. dont know why I havent removed it yet)

25.) Am I hot?

Trainwreck- Demi Lovato (I'll take that as another no)

26) What are your hobbies?

Shadows of the Night- shley Tisdale (well, I do like the night)

27)Do you like sports?

Hello Beautiful- The Jonas Brothers (?)

28)Do you talk a lot?

Start All Over- Miley Cyrus (?)

29)Do you like books?

Just Like A Pill- Cascada (I guess thats a yes?)

30)Do you like yourself?

Stay Beautiful- Taylor Swift (that might be a yes)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool. i love them, they rock!
You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

Total= 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink (That doesn't mean I like it!)
~Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
~You like hanging out at the mall.
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe(Zeus no!)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Sometimes, when I'm in the mood)
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 10. I guess I am more guyish, but I can be girly!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc. BookWormBandGeek, Star Dust2345, glossygirl125

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), BookWormBandGeek, StarDust2345, glossygirl125

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crayzee too) If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Audra Markwell, Mandalynn23, Winchester Girl 92, Winchester Girl 93, Winchester 95, Crazy 4 Camp Rock, glossygirl125

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (although I might be on..lol hum..?)If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

Stereotypes

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.(HARDLY!)
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual. LOL.

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK SOME GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a pessamist.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear sometimes perfume, I MUST be a flirt

UNITE AGAINST THE STEREOTYPES AND COPY AND PAST THIS INTO UR PRO AND BOLD THE ONES THAT RELATE TO YOU!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

Girls ...
...are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV (or the computer, or a book), copy this into your profile.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

If you think normal people are boring, copy and paste this on your profile.

You don't need a reason to be happy, you only need a reason to be sad.

If you love Demi Lovato, copy this to your profile.

If you love Selena Gomez, copy this to your profile.

If you love Camp Rock, copy this to your profile.

If you are an obsessed fan of anyone, copy this to your profile.

If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile.

If your a computer addict, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever write FanFictions when you should be doing homework, paying attention in class, etc., put this on your profile!!

If you love the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

Advice:

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

Stay away from prunes.

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

Never try to baptize a cat.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" ChrissiMissi01, glossygirl125

If you run crazily down the street screaming "EDWARD!!" every time you see a Volvo, copy/paste this to your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

50 Things that no twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do.

1. Talk endlessly about how cute Bella and Edward are together...

2. ...even if you think your friends cared...

3. ...because they really don't.

4. Make an 'I hate Jacob' forum.

5. Spray paint 'Twilight' on a cop car...

6. ...even if you think it's funny, the cops will not.

7. Use the phrase 'bloodsucker' in your vocabulary.

8. Pretend to have visions of the future.

9. Buy a Silver Volvo...

10. ...it doesn't matter that Edward has one.

11. Go out and see the movie 10 times just to look at Robert Pattinson.

12. Go to the forest to try and find a meadow.

13. Push a pale person out into the sunlight to see if they glitter...

14. ...because they won't and they'll just end up mad at you.

14. Say, 'Bella Swan' when asked what your name is.

15. Ask random people how long they've been seventeen.

16. Stalk Robert Pattinson.

17. Ask your boyfriend to pretend to be a vampire...

18. ...because chances are he won't want to stand in the snow for five minutes just to get icy skin

19. Call your boyfriend Edward.

20. Look at a magazine and just assume everyone is a vampire because they're all so pretty...

21. ...it's called photoshop.

22. Log on to a fansite and post countless pictures of the Cullen boys...

23. ...even though everyone else is already doing it.

24. Go by the username, 'EDWARDROCKSMIIIISOXCUZHESOHOTTTTTT' ...

25. ...even if it's true.

26. Go to Forks, Washington.

27. Instantly assume that if someone isn't eating, they're a vampire

28. Try to see if you can go without breathing...

29. ...because you can't.

30. Write your name and any of the Cullen boys name with a heart around it...

31. ...especially on homework...

32. ...your teachers won't find it funny.

33. Whine about how the movie left out so many things from the book...

34. ...your parents really don't care.

35. Try to convince Harry Potter lovers that Twilight is better...

36. ...you will get hurt.

37. Cut yourself then taste the blood just to see how it tastes...

38. ...it doesn't matter that you were just curious. You'll end up in the hospital mental ward.

39. Anytime you see a hot doctor, call him Carlisle...

40. ...he won't think it's funny.

41. Try to read people's thoughts.

42. Sit next to the angry boy in biology class in hopes that he'll end up being in love with you.

43. Think about Twilight any time you see an apple.

44. Try to go a week without sleeping...

45. ...it won't end well.

46. Drive 50 miles over the speed limit...

47. ...chances are, your neighborhood cops will notice

48. Ask anyone you know that's pale to bite you.

49. Name your twins 'Edward and Bella'...

50. ...when they learn why you gave them those names, they won't be happy.

Mitchie's dress in When It Was Me: