AU:NOT DYSTOPIAN! The Dark Lord wanted a consort and had decided to host a competition that involved nearly everyone in Britain. If they thought they were good enough, they could enter to compete in a certain amount of tasks set by the Lord of the lands himself. Only the victor would have the skills necessary to become Voldemort's consort. A/N: Harrymort. Voldy-Wins-AU.

Tom Riddle, an avid listener of Mischief Managed with Prongslet, got mistaken for Pronglet's new co-host when on a tour of the station. Tom's maybe-not-so-little infatuation with Prongslet, whom he learned was named Harry Potter, is obvious to everyone but Harry. Even the listeners think they're together! How far will Tom be willing to go to pursue the man of his dreams?A/N:RadioAU

In a world called Albion, there were four rulers; fair and just. That fairytale is over; a new one begins. Harry Potter is an orphan-boy, wandering through the world alone and ignorant of the power that dwells deep within him. But, soon, when the Dark Lord arrives to rip his heart out for the Queen, he learns that he is the rightful heir of a kingdom lost. Slash: HP/LV. Reposting.

A dinner party gone wrong. A group of Light and Dark members gather for a celebratory dinner, which is cut short when one of them turns up dead. How did this happen? Who did this? Are they dining with a murderer? Well...yes, but would the Dark really be so eager to break the peace treaty? Would anyone? Pre-slash!

Sequel to Son of Salazar. Harry Potter returns to his original time, only four years have passed. Still recovering from his father's death, Sammael decides to head to the one place he's ever called home: Hogwarts. Eventual Snarry. Previously called "The Walking Horcrux"

Prince Harry of Hogwarts has come of age, and for his birthday he gains a Harem of men. Lucky Harry, but something dark is growing within the castle and Harry's Harem will do anything to protect their prince. If only said prince would stay OUT of danger!

Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.

Tom was Harry's best friend growing up and his first love. At eight, Harry gave Tom his first kiss before moving away. As a freshman in college, the name of the RA on the door across the hall is terribly familiar. Non-magic College AU.

Harry gets whisked away into the wondrous worlds of Fairy tales. And who is his very own 'knight and shining Armor?" Why Voldemort of course. HP/LV

Harry gets struck with a killing curse while he was supposed to be under the safe watch of the Order of the Phoenix. Now he is in a coma and his world will not be the same when he wakes up. If he could survive the curse a first time with nothing but a cursed scar, what are the consequences for surviving it a second time?

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Harry wants to live a solitary wizard's life away from politics, pointless wars, and people. He figures he can do that by going neutral. Only problem is he needs to convince Voldemort to leave him alone. And if that's not complicated enough, he's starting to find a certain someone irresistible. SLASH DM/HP

Hadrian Peverell, Prince of Antoila, has been put under a curse by the Dark Lord Voldemort due to the foolish actions of his father. But Luna, his fairy godmother, has reworked the curse for his benefit. And the only one who can awaken Hadrian in the end, is the one who cursed him. If only they knew. A/N: Idiot!James-Awesome!Lily. SLASH. VOLDEMORT/HARRY PAIRING!

Dumbledore was a manipulative bastard and Harry wasn't going to play by his games any longer. Harry leaves Magical Britain behind for a better future, and ends up coming back years later, when he is successful and no on knows his new name. But that didn't mean that certain people, like a not so manic Dark Lord, wanted nothing to do with him. A/N:HARRYMORT/SLASH/AD-GW-HG-RW-BASHING!

It has now been 7 years since Artemis Fowl was banned from seeing Holly Short. 7 long years from any connection to The People at all. However, suddenly Artemis goes missing after he moves away from Fowl Manor. 13 now, Myles and Beckett use their brother's files to find the fairy people and to save Artemis from a deadly opponent. But how far will they follow in Artemis' footsteps?

John and Sherlock play John's Advent Game. If they are on their best behavior, Sherlock will get to reveal a new photograph of John, every day. As each day passes, more clothing disappears and if Sherlock makes it to Christmas while managing to be a good boy, he'll get John in any way he wants, as per the rules of the game. A/N:FLUFF! CUTE! SEXY TIMES!

When the fairies discover a mysterious patch of magic in Britain that they can't get into, they send 14-year old Artemis to investigate- and what he finds will surprise even him. Set in 4th year, Artemis will be meeting Harry and all the rest. Rated T just because I'm paranoid. Terrible summary, sorry!

A near tragedy and a shocking discovery lead two bitter enemies to much soul searching and eventual acceptance of each other. A Snape as Harry's father fic. Some HG. Please R&R

This story is set right after The Atlantis Complex, to be exact: two weeks before Artemis' 18th birthday. Just on time, some strange group of humans contacts Artemis… with quite shocking news. AF/HS

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

Harry grew up in a Rebel camp with Sirius after Voldemort's triumph over Wizarding Britain. Burdened by the Prophecy, he begins to doubt the Rebels' morals and slowly gets caught in his fascination for a certain Dark Lord. AU. Slow-paced slash, HPLV.

Set in the 2nd book of Harry Potter (Chamber of Secrets). Artemis Fowl never told anyone about his magic. So what will happen when he is accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? ON HIATUS

The worlds youngest criminal mastermind attending Hogwarts. Voldemort was nothing compared to Artemis Fowl!

AU "Stupid publishers don't know good music. Nine of them rejected an absolute masterpiece today Potter. Nine of them. I shouldn't be surprised though. These are the same fools that release 'Pop collections' and 'Teach Yourself Piano' books." Harry Potter may be daft, but he wasn't a fool.

Second year is here, brimming with suspense, excitement, mystery, opportunity, and clueless Defense professors meant as a means of comic relief. It is up to Artemis to develop his skills to the fullest in order to defeat the evil looming within Hogwarts. But solving this crime might be difficult for even Artemis, especially when he is the main suspect... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

Marvolo and Harry place down another bet, in which Marvolo wins. Now, Harry has to wear a 'wonderful' outfit and be 'punished'. R/HP or Voldemort/Harry! A Series Of One-Shot's/Side-Stories dedicated to Voldemort/Harry. Previously 'Pleasurable Punishments'

This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

John goes out to get some milk and comes back to find Sherlock and Lestrade having tea. But what is Sherlock wearing, and why? Fluff. Johnlock. Post-Reich.

What happens when the worlds youngest criminal mastermind is accepted into a magic school? What kinds of horrors will he unleash on the Muggle world? Will he and Malfoy get along? Wil he make... friends?

Sixth Year is where the action is. There will be Horcruxes, Deathly Hallows, romance, poison, spying, Quidditch, jealousy, Weasley inventions, battle practice, alchemy, family secrets, fairies, and a new Defense professor.

Umbridge goes too far with the blood quill and it results in a trip to the infirmary, better instruction, a TA position, and falling in love for Harry Potter. Growing up is never easy, especially for The Boy Who Lived.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

Stealing magic was forbidden, unless you are Artemis Fowl that is. After missing for 3 years in the real world, Artemis returns from Hybras and finds a letter to a magical school addressed to him? What in the world? Fifth year OOTP, Pre-Time Paradox

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.

Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to John's dismay. Spin-off fic set before the events of "You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners". Pre-slash if you squint, but can be read as gen.

Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.

THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE

In his quest to recover his faerie gold, young prodigy Artemis Fowl stumbles into the Wizarding World. CHAPTER SEVEN. Severus commits a grievous yet subtle mistake which would in the later events cause Artemis and Hogwarts a lot of trouble.