"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality." Mitch Hedberg- Lately, I feel like I'm going through these metaphorical packs of gum at a pace that would turn Sherlock and his nicotine patches green with envy.

drags body out of dark pit of doomy gloom, squinting against the sun* Well...I might as well've been dead these past few whatever-time-is-measured-on-the-internet-with thingies... Life and me have not been skipping joyfully, hand in hand, through strawberry fields lately. More like Life beats me within an inch of my life only to offer me a smile and a hand, helping me up, only to push me down again... Not to sound self-pitying, *plays itty bitty violin AND teensy weensy piano 'cause it's just. That. Fucking. Sad* but I've had a rough last year or so, switching majors, feeling like I'm being dragged further into a sharp pointy pit of after-college-student-loan hell, missing family and friends, falling back into my depression yet still vehemently refusing medication. (It's a conspiracy I tell you, they want to control me with their drugs, get me addicted, and then own my very being.) Oi, it's been a rough road, but I'm back from my own Reichenbach Fall. But I digress, the point is, I'm feeling somewhat more human than homicidal machine so I should actually, you know, do shit.

(Do people even read this shite anymore? Or is this just a place where us wanna-be-authors vent and whine and complain or brag and boast and lie yet nobody gives a flying fuck so they never read it?...Hey you, yeah you. With the herpty derp face...yo mama is a hooker. And not even the good kind, she ain't got no wheels. She just kind of lags there, making what she thinks are come hither eyes but in reality make her seem like she has a lazy eye.)

If you got any free time you should skip on over and read my brain babes! *wink wink nudge nudge*

Anyhoos! Reviews are the fuel to my proverbial fire! So be dolls and leave a word for me to read! Anythings dandy with me! Ta!