Llama Mama23hide bio
 Author has written 14 stories for Twilight. Hello, my name is Llama Mama! The first thing you all need to know about me is that I'm very lazy. Ridiculously so. Therefore if you REALLY want something updated, you have to yell (type quite loudly) at me. Threats are particularly amusing! (I can't even count the number of times people have threatened to send strange animals after me...and somehow it makes me feel like updating!) I am a strange person. Like really stange. My stories are almost all ridiculous-roll-on-the-floor-with-laughter kinda things. It amazes me how many other people out there also have crazy senses of humor. My alltime favorite books are the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. All of my fanfictions will probably be about that. Enjoy my humble works! Go Llamas! Update: August 26th, 2011 - Hello everyone! I know, it's been a LONG time! I've been super-busy with school lately, and I'd be lying to you if I told you it would get better anytime soon. HOWEVER! I'm going to TRY to find time to write more. I had over 150 reviews and messages stored up in my fanfic email account, and they're all very inspiring, so hopefully I can start updating things in the near-ish future. But first, I'm re-posting edited versions of some of my older stories. I know I have lots of errors in them, and I'll work on new stuff after I get the old ones fixed. Also, I've had several messages asking me if people could translate my stories into other languages, and instead of replying to everyone, I'll just say here : I'm HONORED that anyone would like to take the time to translate my stories, so I give anyone permission to translate, as long as you cleary state that they were written by me. Thank you very much to my faithful fans, and I hope I can give you something new to laugh about soon. Ish. |
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Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suicide Girl by Loveonawirex reviews
She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what I wanted most. But without the one I wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. I'm Bella Suicide. /Continued.\
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,994 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Inevitable by 2gsdip reviews
-Eclipse in Edward's POV- I stared menacingly at my adversary. She wanted so desperately to end my reason for existence. A love for a love. But that would never happen. If my angel’s heart were to stop beating it would be at my hands and my hands alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,577 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's War by Storms reviews
[Complete]The Sequel to Bella's Crown: A storm is brewing off in the horizon and deep within Bella. She needs her family more than ever if she is to continue to hold on to what is dear to her. A new enemy is hidden in the shadows threatening everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,099 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007
Bella's Crown by Storms reviews
[COMPLETE]The sequel to Bella's Cross...The Volturi have been defeated and chaos rocks the vampires' world. For Bella, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens an interesting destiny awaits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Bella's Cross by Storms reviews
COMPLETE - Bella gets her wish but now she has a heavy cross to bear for her immortality. Bella becomes the only thing standing in the way of her family being destroyed by the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/8/2007
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
First Impressions by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
The day Bella went to the Cullens' home for the first time. Starting at Chapter 15 of Twilight from various Cullens' perspectives. This story is the behind the scenes look at the day Bella met the Cullens. What happened where Bella could not see them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
The Sweetest of Memories by Murmmer reviews
..."We have no record of a Cullen ever working at this hospital. I myself have been here for a while and that name doesn’t ring a bell. I’m sorry." At this point there was only one thing I could know for certain: I was not crazy. Try it, you'll like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Edward's Date Night Extravaganza by Skipper Pompeii reviews
During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Camping trip by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
War by Murmmer reviews
Bella leaves Edward for his safety... Wait! his safety? what happened? What will Edward do? This is a Tragedy! But...not in the way you will expect... Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,880 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Why Me? by Kaytoko reviews
Comedic takes on little human Bella's life around the Cullens. A short story collection.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,680 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Brian and Betsy by Chasing.Twilight reviews
“Appreciation is fine Bella” he said, running his hand through his hair roughly “but calling it Brian is taking things to another level!”
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Pictures Frozen In Time by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
“Rest assured that when you are watching this, witnessing her pain, her last minutes to live were of agony she never has known before. You failed, Cullen. I won.” Bella, Alice, and Edward all watch James' tape. Three-shot. T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Cooking With Edward by leiahlaloa reviews
In which Edward tries to entertain Bella....After much speculation... part two is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Christmas with the Cullens by Jehnner reviews
Many cute little Christmas time stories featuring all of the Cullen family. Get into the Christmas season with your recommended doses of Bella, Edward, and the whole family.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 202 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Happy Meal Toys by Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Car by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
Bella is the one thing Edward holds most dear. She is his life, his love, his everything. Still, everyone knows how much he LOVES his Volvo. When Bella's accident on black ice badly damages the Volvo, how far will she go to make sure he doesn't find out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,979 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Bella's Wish by Saiyachick reviews
/Sequel to Wishes/A week after Edward's wish for Bella to become a child for one day, Edward becomes persistent in discovering what Bella wished for. On the quest to discover Bella's wish, Edward is humiliated by non other than his family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gag Gift Day by theenvylover reviews
Bella gets dragged into another Cullen family tradition with some disasterous results
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Wishes by Saiyachick reviews
When Edward wishes for Bella could relive her childhood just once, he gets more than he bargains for when he and the rest of the Cullen family find a five year old Bella. How will a day with the child Bella go?/Sequel is up/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice's Discovery by petuniagirl16 reviews
What if Alice stumbled across a certain fan fiction website? Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Safe Harbor by Skipper Pompeii reviews
A storm is a powerful thing. What does Bella and Edward do when one rolls in a day they're in Port Angeles? WINNER of the Summer Lovin' contest on Pelirroja's Fanfiction site.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Alice Discovers EBay by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Alice discovers the wonderful world of EBay. What will happen? And why did she get a llama? I know this is my first fanfictin and all but read it anyway? please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
My Date with Edward and Jacob by theenvylover reviews
Bella tries to make Edward and Jacob get along for a night at the movies. Finally completed just for you! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2007
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Void by EdwardFangJasperEmmettIggysigh reviews
Edward left Bella. Yeah, we all know that. But what would happen if an unexpected visitor came to see Bella one night? Is there love in the air? BEmmett Chptr. 22! This story is finished but I add the occasional one shot! Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,635 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Overworked Soles by leiahlaloa reviews
Bella's silly thoughts... poor Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Coming Back To You by edwardsoul reviews
Edward can't stay away. One night he comes back into Bella's room, but someone else is already there. SEQUEL: Ch. 10 to 23 Bella is foolish and determined to make things right with Jake. Will the werewolves take away everything that Bella cherishes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,246 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Fuzzy Dice by leiahlaloa reviews
Dancing with the stars? Gimme a break... I'd rather dance with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
The Voice by gypsyrover reviews
Takes place during New Moon. What would happen if Edward found out that Bella was in danger and returned to Forks, but didn't tell her he was there? Written from Edward's perspective. Rated T to be safe. NOW COMPLETE! But feel free to keep reviewing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,102 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Beautiful Melody by CompulsiveDoodler reviews
Bella thinks she's alone and has a sudden urge to play Edward's piano. What is going through her head and what will Edward think? This story is a oneshot. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Allergies by Alice001 reviews
what happens when Bella Eats something that she's allergic to? R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Pillsbury Doughboy by Alice001 reviews
What happenes when Emmett watches a commerical for Toaster Strudels? Read and find out! Please Review too!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
An Imaginary Date with Bella by lbj reviews
Mike is in Biology and dreaming of a fake date with Bella. During Twilight before spring break, but while Edward and Bella are going out. One Shot that turned into more because people wanted me to finish it. Mikes POV Finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Odd by Skittle.Kitty reviews
Bella stared at the stately white envelope that was addressed specifically to her. Who would be writing to her? And with such fancy stationary...[Oneshot.BellaxEdward.Fluff]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
The Final Act by be my escape1 reviews
New Moon Spoilers This is my take on how Edward approached the Volturi about his situation. The story starts after Edward calls Bella's house and speaks with Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,578 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Fall To Pieces by Warui-Usagi reviews
It’s funny, isn’t it? How ham and cheese toasted sandwiches and shattered blue vases are the things that cause you the most pain…the things that make you fall to pieces. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Twilight's Twelve Pains of Christmas by ShinningSilverLove reviews
This is the song The Tweleve Pains of Christmas TWILIGHT STYLE! Muahahaha! Rated T for mild language! ONE SHOT!...I know it's way past Christmas but I could really care less!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
My Immortal by twinkiezzz reviews
I wander through the now dense Forks woods. I try to remember the last time I lay here with you. The last time i touched your face and tasted your tears. Come back, Bella. Come Back from Heaven and take me with you. Save me, Bella, because I'm dying.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Tide Pools by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He wasn't sure why he was there... what he was looking for, if anything. But what he found was more than he expected... even if he wouldn't realize it until much later. [Edward's PoV. PreTwilight fluff]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
The Promise of Forever by spikescrypt reviews
What if Bella really did die when she jumped off the cliff? What if the Volterra killed Edward? This is a story of two lovers who find each other again in a place called Heaven.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Llama that Ate all the Cheese! by MorikoSakura reviews
yeah, my first fanfic. So basically there's this llama that's eating everyones cheese! Oh no! really random, everyone OOC...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Definition Mental State by bibliophyle reviews
Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006
Summer Interlude by MidnightWalking reviews
Summer Interlude picks up after the prom and is told from Bella and Edwards PoV. It will cover summer vacation and their developing relationship. For those who haven't read this story and for those who have, I'm in the process of editing and revising.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,473 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
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Conditioning reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Notes reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Who knew? reviews
As Bella and Jessica are driving back from Port Angeles, a song comes on that makes Bella remember things she doesn't want to. Things that hurt. Songfic: Who knew? by Pink.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Blank Pictures reviews
In 'New Moon', Edward takes the package of pictures that Bella was going to send to her mother, right before he leaves her. This is his side of that event. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Brainstorming pranks reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Popsicle reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Karaoke night! reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Llamas reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Sneaky Money reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Skating reviews
Bella and Edward go rollar skating!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Which one? reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Jacob becomes Alpha reviews
Jacob becomes Alpha of the LaPush pack. Bella drops by for a chat. What will happen when he finds out that she really does want to be a vampire? Slightly OCC, written before Eclipse came out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
The Locket reviews
Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete