About me:

I hate Twilight, anything related to Twilight, and the wave of fangirls that ruin life for me. Hopefully, the fanbase will die down soon.

I call Harry Potter, Fool, The Graveyard Book, I Am The Messenger, Jemima J, and The Bartimaeus Trilogy my favorite books. Y'know... Cuz they are... and stuff...

I hate the way the Disney Channel got screwed by all this new crap. Whatever happened to Boy Meets World? When did Ron and Kim start going out?

People who force me to tell them that I love their writing so that I don't hurt their feelings ruffle my feathers.

I'm very opinionated.

I wear my mind on my sleeve.

I believe that using expressions such as "I wear my mind on my sleeve" and "ruffles my feathers" are fun.

So, there you have it. I don't know why you'd be looking at my profile, but it's there. Hooray for effort.

Amazing facts:

All Twilighters think alike. This has very few exceptions.

OCD stands for Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, not Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

"I like pie" isn't funny.

Pretending to be crazy isn't funny either. It's annoying.

If you use chatspeak too much, I won't talk to you. Because I'm shallow.

Fan fiction is an excuse not to stretch your imagination to its full potential.

Everyone's a little bit racist.

This: "I didn't like this. The plot is unoriginal, and the characters aren't interesting." is not a flame. That's just feedback of the negative variety. This: "OMG OMG OMG I HATE UR STORY STOP WRITEING THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPPID!!111111111APPLEAPPLEAPPLE!1111111" is trolling/flaming. Trolling/flaming is bad. I don't do either. Still, I love to receive flames. They make me happy. By the way, Twilighters are the most likely to flame. A vast majority of them can't write, but people tell them they can for self-esteem boost. Keep in mind that most of them don't completely suck, but they can't write well.

EDIT: FF won't let me upload my Twilight re-write, and I don't know why. Sorry.