The name's ironic. Probably not a great idea for marketing purposes, but whatever. At least it catches the eye.

I really want to improve my writing wherever I can, so do not hesitate to provide any constructive criticism in the comments. Whether it has to do with plot development or simple grammar, I will greatly appreciate it. I am very much a novice and I'd love some feedback, or even just voicing your support!

Notes:

- While I may allude to it or mention it, I am not going to write any explicit sex scenes. I'm not George R. R. Martin.

- I am a novice. My grammar is generally good (save the occasional typo) but I am new to story writing. I really wanted to try my hand at it, and this is a great place to start off and get some feedback.

- I publish chapters as I write them, and I rarely have a totally pre-planned path for a story when I start it.

- I swear a lot, and there will be a lot of it in my stories. I won't include swearing if it's out of character for someone, but otherwise it will be commonplace.

- And, of course, and fics I write are licenses of the authors or companies that created them.