Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stolen many a man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands, sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name
By the way, what's puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game

~Guns & Roses "Sympathy for the Devil"

I'm a 19 year old, gothic crochety old maid. I like alternative music, cats, wine coolers, Italian food, shooting pool, black vinyl, spikes, bondage collars, and playing the Sims. I hate long romantic walks on the beach though, so don't even ask. As far as anime/game characters, I love Yue, Eriol, Sephiroth, Alucard, Felicia, Morrigan, Cammy, Chun-Li, Shampoo, Aeisha, Goku, Piccolo, and Vegeta

I have a website:

But, it can be a bit too heavy for some people, what with all the philosophical commentary and such. My stories however, border on retardedly humorous, if not downright offensive to people with no sense of humor.