![]() Author has written 4 stories for Shugo Chara!, and Barajou no Kiss/薔薇嬢のキス. Hey so I don't get on /very/ often, but I am still working on Kidnapping Love, but I need lots more influence on where to go cuz that story was literally written on a whim and I was like "Yeah I'm gonna continue with it", but now I don't know where to go so... help. I will try to get one-shots and such out so I am more active cuz I really wanna be more active than I have. I'm gonna try to write more and maybe cover songs on my YouTube (name same as here). So I am trying to be more active on the web in general I guess you could say. Put me in alerts if you like a story i have written a lot, but I don't know if you do since I have small amounts of reviews so yeah... I'm on twitter if you wanna follow meh, I'm on that almost all the time. It's @crystalcloud735, and I do have a tendency to occasionally spam so sorry. Make sure to @ me telling me and I'll follow back I really need more reviews cause they help me edit the story that is in progress. So I won't get mad if I have a lot of work that needs to be done, but still be considerate, I am still a living breathing human who has feelings you know... Up and Running Stories: Kidnapping Love (Shugo Chara) Finished Stories: Red Rhode Has Won (Barajou no Kiss) Ikuto's Return(Shugo Chara) Love Changes People(Shugo Chara) To be Published Stories: High School Romance (Vocaloid) these aren't guaranteed to be pub lished unless you absolutely feel like you need a story for that category by me... I highly doubt anyone does though... I found this on someone's profile I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.1 I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST surf. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. 38 Things to do in an Elevator (bold your favorites) 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." 38. Bring in a scale and weigh people. If they weigh to much, tell them that they have to get off at the next stop. YOUR GUY SIDE: (X) You love hoodies. (x) You love jeans. ( ) Dogs are better than cats. (x) It's hilarious when people get hurt. (x) You've played with/against boys on a team. (x) Shopping is torture. (depends on the store) ( ) Sad movies suck. () You own/ed an X-Box. (x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. ( ) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (X) You watch sports on TV. (X) Gory movies are cool. ( ) You go to your dad for advice. (x) You own like a trillion baseball caps. ( ) You like going to high school football games. ( ) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. () Baggy pants are cool to wear. (x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (x) Sports are fun. ( ) Talk with food in your mouth. ( ) Sleep with your socks on at night TOTAL: 16/25 YOUR GIRL SIDE: (x) Cats are better than dogs. (x) You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (x) You love to shop. (depends on the store) ( ) You wear eyeliner. (x) You wear the color pink. (x) Go to your mom for advice. ( ) You consider cheerleading a sport. ( ) You hate wearing the color black (x) You like hanging out at the mall. (x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (x) You like wearing jewelry. ( ) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. ( ) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. x) You don't like the movie Star Wars. (x) You were in gymnastics/dance. ( ) It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (x) You smile a lot more than you should. (x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes (x) You care about what you look like. (x) You like wearing dresses when you can. (x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (x) You love the movies. (x) Used to play with dolls as little kid. (x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. ( ) Like being the star of every thing. TOTAL: 18/26 two more than the boy side i was so close to being equal but i had to recount. Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say: 'its because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!! List 12 characters from Vocaloid in no particular order. 1) Miku 2) Luka 3) Meiko 4) Dell 5) Gakupo 6) Len 7) Kaito 8) Rin 9) Mikuo 10) Gumi 11) Neru 12) Haku 1. Have you ever read a Three/Five FanFic? Do you want to? LukaxGakupo Yep it was interesting 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? YESS I think Dell-kun is VERY hot 3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? well Haku can not get Kaito pregnant but if it were vise versa then Miku would be asking who is the father and then she would find out and the be all you are such a player to Kaito or something like that... 4. What would happen if Six had a hot one-night stand with Eleven? Len and Neru umm i have no clue but isnt len too young for that... 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Luka and Len... no the age diffrence makes me think of Luka as an extreme cougar XD 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? GakupoxMikuo or GakupoxGumi Gakupo and Gumi cuz It just seems cute :D and I doubt Mikuo would participate in a Yaoi type relationship 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Kaito walking in on Luka and Haku... he would be the sick perv he is or back out slowly... 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic. Meiko and Gumi Gumi is the new girl in school who tries to befriend the popular Meiko. Will she succed or get pushed further down in the High School food chain? There you go 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Miku and Rin...Yep loads of them bet one is a sister thing where rin is all clingy to miku 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic. KaitoxHaku... "How Could I Have Trusted You?" Cuz kaito has many more pairings than Gakupo and his bros (in my opinion) 11. Eight, what song would you choose? Rin... Daughter of Evil cuz the song is poignant 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be? MikuxLenxHaku WARNING CUSSING AND VIVID VIOLENCE... makes me sound emo?... 13. What would happen if Eight walked in on Four and Seven having sex? Len walked in on Dell and Kaito... He would run out the room disturbed and forever scarred so he goes to Miku and has her wack Kaito on the head with a leek for scarring poor len and Miku would wack him twice as hard for her own feelings XD 14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (8) Miku and Kaito are in a happy relationship when Kaito runs off with Dell. Miku, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neru and a breif unhapppy affair with Haku, the follows the wise advice of Gakupo and finds true love with Rin. Too many same sex relationships, I got confused writing out the story... Wonder if any one took this as a plot for a story I might try that and see what happends... If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: CyrstalApril735(Ikuto, Kukai, Nagihiko, Inu-yasha, Kouga, Meroko,Takuto, Kaede, Mutsuki, Mutsuri, Seiren, Jacob/Taylor Lautner) HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Deidara-kunisMine (Deidara, Lee, Neji, Itachi, Garra, Snape, Zuko, Zero, Hidan, L, Pein!), XxXDeidara_lverXxX (Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, L, Edward Elric, Sasuke, Kiba, Gaara, Hidan, Itachi, Pein, DEIDARA!!), DaniZaraki(Kenpachi, Hisagi, all of the male Akatsuki, Zuko, Zero, Neji, Saskue, Kakashi, L, Gunji, Shiki, Kiriwar, Renji, Sesshomaru, Byakuya, Sephiroth, Vincent Valentine, Cloud, Snow, Sebastian, and the Undertaker.) Kiba Shi Koketsu (All Akatsuki Except Konan, Gaara, Kenpachi, Neji, Sesshomaru, Kouga, Sebastian, Undertaker, Ciel, Axel, Byakuya, Ukitake, Ichigo, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Nnoitra, Kakashi, Asuma, Kaname, Senri, Toshi-Chan, Envy, Edward Elric, Alphonse, Near, Mello, Kyo, Frey, Fang (Maximum Ride) Tenebrae, Emil, Lloyd (TOS), Kiba, Dosu, Shikamaru, Hayate, Genma, Miroku, Ginta, Renji, Shino, Lee, Shinji, Kish, Pai, Gate, Etc) |
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