Name:Nowcalledbiff (if you cant tell I love Demyx time) used to be called Asa Ayame

Age:Somewhere between 15 and 20

Sex: Female

I'm American no matter how much I wish to be Japanese

Lets see I love anime and yaoi to a degree that is bordering on dangerous, at least that's what my mom says I just say I'm involved, my top five anime are and couples from them are:

Katekyo Hitman Reborn!(KHR)

Couples are: 1827(HibaTsuna), 8059(YamaGoku), 26B(Franbel.yep seme fran sis got me into that one), 4851(SpannerIrie) AlaudeGiotto,and GxAsari

D.Grey.Man

Couples:Yullen and LaviLena

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles

Couples: KuroFai, SyrSaku,and DomekiWatanuki

Full Metal Alchemist

Couples:RoyEd,AlWinry

Kingdom Hearts(I know its a game but it still counts)

Couples: AxelRoku,Soku,Zemyx,XemSaix Cleon,TerraVen

Other couples I like are SasuNaru, puzzleshipping,theifshipping,puppyshipping

Story(ies) I'm working on: A Child"s Hell

Spring Break (KHR 1827)

On eof the things I really don't like is when people place the obvious seme and make the uke on! Its just really dmn annoying. For example making Kanda frome D.Grey.Man the uke and Allen the seme. I mean honestly yes Kands's hair is long but look at his height,broad shoulders, and facial structure. And Allen is one of the most femine male in that series and his attitude makes it impossibel to be on top.

Sorry fo the long rant I'm done with that subject.

1.Our neighborhood is full of weirdos. We fit right in!(Mask of Mirage)
2.I have a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut up(Lacie friend of Mask)
3.You don't think I hear you guys talk about me behind my back. You think I'm unstable. That any day I might crack.(Mask)
4.Behind the facade there's a monster and it's pissed.(Mask)
5.You know compared to the others you're a little bit... weird. -Kakashi to Naruto
6.The only thing weird here is your hair! -Naruto to Kakashi
7.Look into my eyes and accept my dearest apologies. While you're at it, notice my handsome, manly features. -Gai-sensei
8.No, you don't get it. You just think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it? -Kakashi to Naruto
9.Naruto, that was really cool how you took the poison out and all but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. -Kakashi
10.Naruto- Hey don't you wanna know my name? Gaara- I couldn't care less.
11.I SWEAR IRONY IS ONE OF THE HOMUNCULI AND HE’S FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE!-Ed
12.Lay off, I'm as normal as they come and this is a contest of freaks. What do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him? -Hughes
13.Dang it, there are so many idiots whose butts I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all! -Edward
14.it's been a good while since I killed anyone. I kinda miss it. You wanna watch? -Edward
15.I've got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it?- Captain Jack Sparrow
16.When the time comes I hope you'll make the right decision. Oh I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by- conversation between Elizabeth and Jack.
17.Man: If one of these engines fail how far will the other one take us. Ron: All the way to the scene of the crash- Ron White
18.I like being confused, I enjoy the look it leaves on my face. -Johnny Deep
19.Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.-Captain Jack Sparrow
20.All stressed out and no one to choke.
21.I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
22.A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
23.Happiness is like peeing your pants... every one can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!
24.Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that."
25.I like your approach, let's see your departure.
26.Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt?
27.they say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.
28.The problem with reality is the lack of background music.
29.Your village called, their idiot is missing
30.One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject!
31.How Long A Minute Is Depends On What Side Of The Bathroom Door You're On.
32.Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's butt.
33.Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
34.Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
35.When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
36.I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by
37.Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
38.A weak mind isn't strong enough to hurt itself. Stupidity has saved many a man from going mad.
39.You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.
40.Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
41.Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is my ceiling?"
42.Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
43.Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
44.a consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
45.The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
-- Jerry M. Wright
46.I dream of a day where chickens can cross the road without their motives questioned.
47.there is no great genius without a mixture of madness -Aristotle
48..Earth first. We’ll screw up the other planets later
49.There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train
50.There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives
51.People are like slinkies --Basically useless and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
52.In a world of Cheerios... be a Fruitloop!
53.I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
54.I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day, and tomorrow isn't looking too good either...
55.Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
56.Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy. Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
57.Life is what happens when you're making other plans.
58.Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear them down.
58.Our greatest glory is not never falling, but rising everytime we fall.
59.We judge ourselves by what we feel cabable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.
60.Who are you to judge the life I live. I know I'm not perfect - - And I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean - Bob Marley
61.It doesn't hurt to dream, it hurts more to wake up.
62.Smile! It hides everything.
63.Crap happens. Mostly to me, so don't worry.
64.They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same.
65.Stand up for what you believe in even if you're standing alone.
66."I'm well traveled... actually my mind just wanders." -t-shirt.
67."You have the right to remain silent! Everything you say will be mis-quoted and used against you." -T-shirt.
68."It's never too late to procrastinate!" -T-shirt
69."I reject your reality and substite my own!" -Adam (mythbusters)
70."I think, therefor i am dangerous." -T-shirt
71."Boys don't fall for me; i trip them." -Keychain
72."Hold on; my train of thought just hit a cow." -?
73."People say i have a short attention span they just don't understand-HEY LOOK! A CHICKEN!!" -T-shirt.
74."If you laugh i will laugh. If you cry i will cry and if you jump out a window i will laugh." -?
75."My way or the highway, but the highway is probably safter." -friend, evilfangirl
76."Just when i think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking." -?
77."your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder berries." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail (See it!)
78."Define normal." -?
79."I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me; he said 'Nonsense, not everyone has met you yet.'" -Rodney Dangerfield
80."Then pen is mightier than the sword; and easier to write with." -Marty Feldman
81."I am desperatly trying to figure out why Kamakaze pilots wore helments. . ." -Dave Edison
82."Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what your up to." -?
83."Procrastinate now, don't put it off." -T-shirt
84."What happens when you get scared half to death twice?" -?
85."A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking." -?
86.If you cant fix it with duct tape you haven't used enough."
87."Normal people worry me."
88."Anger is one letter short of danger."
89."If you die I'll kill you!"
90."They say the truth will set you free, but then why is it that whenever i tell the truth i get sent to my room?"
91."Guys are like lava lamps, fun to look at but not so bright."
92."I am nobody, nobody is perfect."
93."I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory."
94.Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.-from Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
95.When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.-From Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
96.The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do-Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
97.You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!- Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
98.Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?-Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
99.Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.-Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
100.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?- Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
101.A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.-Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
102.Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.-Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
103.Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.-Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
104.It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?-Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
105.Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!-Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
106.Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.-Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
107.Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."- Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
108."Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."-Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
109.Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.-Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
110,Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.- Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
111.Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!-Hilarious Quotes,Short Funny Quotes
112.Caution, Blind Man Driving.-GoodQuotes.com
113."Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."-GoodQuotes.com
114.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.-GoodQuotes.com
115."I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."-GoodQuotes.com
116.normal people worry me-GoodQuotes.com
117.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out-funny quotes and cute funny sayings
118. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.-funny quotes and cute funny sayings
119. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.-funny quotes and cute funny sayings
120."If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"-Steven Wright
121."I invented the cordless extension cord."-Steven Wright
122."I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."-Steven Wright
123."I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious."-Steven Wright
124."Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."-Steven Wright
125."Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.-Charlie Brown.
126."Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night."-Steven Wright
127."Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."-Steven Wright
128."Good friends ask you about your releation ship. But true friends blackmail you about it."
129."When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice, and make life wonder how you did it."
130." You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the heck she is."
131."-Does this look like an square?

-4 of 5 voices in my head says it's a square. The last one says it's a circle."
132.If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
133.If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.
134.If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
135.If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
136.If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
137.If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
138.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
139.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
140.If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile
141.If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.
142.If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile
143.If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
145."Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" - Lina Inverse (Slayers)
146.Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you- not rob you." - Excel (Excel Saga)
147."Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow! " - Excel (Excel Saga)
148.PallaPalla doesn't like you so you have to die.
149.Duo Maxwell-If we weren't idiots, we wouldn't be soldiers.
150.Vash: LOVE AND PEACE!
Taikobou: I don't have freinds, i have Dim Wits...
151."If you're joking, that's cruel. But if you're being sarcastic, that's even worse!"
152.Spike:"Jet."

Jet: "Ya?"

Spike: "There are three things I hated most; kids, pets, and women with attitude."

Jet: "Ya, so?"

Spike: "So tell me this Jet. WHY DO WE HAVE ALL THREE??"
153.Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
154.Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
155.I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
156."Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
157."I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal (Gundam)
158.92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 that's laughing till ya' choke, copy this and paste it in your profile.
159.f you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
160.Female Comebacks:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: Hey baby what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?
161.If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
162.For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
163.If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
164.If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
165.If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
166.If you think that those stupid kids should just give that stupid Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)
167.There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)
168.We all read fanfiction cuz' it's cheaper than therapy! sO trUE!!
169.Fluff is a five letter word that means to like or to love. But Vampire fluff is two words that mean TOTALLY KICK BUTT!
170.There's not a shred of evidence in the fact that life is serious'
171.'Embrace the total dork in yourself and enjoy it because, heck, life is too short to be cool!'
172."'Scuse me, I need to fangirl now"
173."Maybe if we back away slowly..." "But what if they follow us?" "...Maybe if we run really fast..." "That just might work!"
174.I didn't want to let a week go by without randomly burning something.
175.Ok, you have mental problems...no guns for you! ...You'd be lucky to get a milkshake.
176.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
177.If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
178.Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
179.If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.
180.If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
181.If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
182.If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
183.If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
184.If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
185.If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
198.If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
187.If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/tv show/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
188.If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
189.If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.
190.If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
191.If you think that pollution, deforestation, killing off species and ozone depletion FREAKING SUCK and that your government needs to get it's act together and start helping clean it up, paste this to your profile. Promise that you will recycle, use enviroment friendly items and do your best to keep the planet healthy. It's our world, people, we've only got one!
192.If you can spout a random Naruto character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
193.If you would LOVE to know how Naruto and/or Bleach is going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
194.People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile.
195.If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.
196.If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
197.If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.
198.If you sigh at the fact that because youre profile is so long there is little chance someone would actualy take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
199.If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.
200.Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
201.It's a good thing you can't read my mind- Hee hee...-grins murderously
202.I'm smiling...that alone should scare you...
203.Don’t interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!
204."Beware flying chairs." "What?" SMACK!
205.Call me back or else I will hunt you down like a deer in a mouse trap with cement oatmeal!
206.Oh My Gosh!!...The rains wet!!
207.OK so we tie him up and torture him with -pulls a extremely long sword from her pocket- this!"
208.u can’t choose ur family but u can choose the asylum they go to!
209.Do NOT look at me in that tone of voice!
210.Thou shall not stick around long enough for the bad guys to figure out you're trying to kill them! Remember, "If at first you don't succeed, run like heck!
211.I'm sane, it's just that everyone around is insane
212.For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
213.Stupid people are stupid beacause they don't know they are stupid, therefore, those who are stupid are really smart because they are oblivious to the fact that they are stupid, and therefore don't tell people they are stupid, which would completely ruin one's reputation (so long as their prior stupidity didn't ruin it first), and smart people are really stupid because they think that they are smart and they go around telling people that they are smart, oblivious to the fact that they are really stupid, similar to the stupid person. So, you cannot call yourself smart, because that will mean you are really stupid. And don't go up to someone and say that you are stupid, because not everyone has read this and that could lead to a grave misunderstanding...
214.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
215.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
216.If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.
217.If you have ever been called a baka, copy and paste this on to your profile.
218."Don't argue with a fool"
219."I'm not trying to destroy America. It can do bad all by its self."
220.

The laws of Anime
1.Law of Metaphysical Irregularity.
The normal laws of physics do not apply

2.Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3.Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics.
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4.Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion.
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5.Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion.
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves.
Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6.Law of Temporal Variability.
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7.First Law of Temporal Mortality.
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8.Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9.Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10.Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11.Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.

First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12.Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13.Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14.Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15.Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16.Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)

Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.

First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.

Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.

Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

18.Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20.Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21.Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22.Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23.Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24.Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.

First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)

Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25.Law of Mandibular Proportionality
(from A. Hicks)
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26.Law of Feline Mutation
(from A. Hicks)
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
be female,
will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation,
and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27.Law of Conservation of Firepower
(from U. Williams)
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28.Law of Technological User-Benevolence
(from U. Williams)
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29.Law of Melee Luminescence
(from U. Williams)
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30.Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
(from U. Williams)
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually heck-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31.Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
(from Spellweaver)
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32.Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33.Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34.Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.

First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.

Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35.Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36.Law of Quitupular Aggultination
(from Daniel Mikula)
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are,
The Hero/Leader
His girlfriend
His Best Friend/Rival
A Hulking Brute
A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
Extreme Coolness
Amazing intelligence
Incredible Irritation

37.Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
(from Jason Bustard)
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.

First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38.Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39.Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.

First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...
40.(Not putting it here)

41.Law of Xylolaceration
(from Lyndon Harris)
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42.Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
(from Erin Alia)
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43.Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44.Law of Nominative Clamovocation
(from Luiko-Ysabeth and Adrian Hsiah)
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45.Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
(from R. A. Hubby)
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

47.Law of Flimsy Incognition
(from Conrad Knauer)
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

~You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

21.Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
222.The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
223.Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
226.Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
227."Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
228.The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
229.A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
230.Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
231."Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams
232.He who laughs last didn't get it.
233.After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
234.If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
235.The road to success is always under construction.
236.Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
237.Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
238.There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
239.It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
240. Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
241.Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
142.When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
243.The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
244.The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
245.There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
246.Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
247.When i was born, i was so surprised that i didnt talk for a year and a half.
248.Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
249.Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

250.If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile
251.If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
252.If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
253.If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile.!
254.My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
255.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
256.If you hate NejiHinata copy and paste this on your profile.

260.FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
261.FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up
262.FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
263.Lavi: He's...Lavi. What did you expect? Lavi is like Fred and George Weasley in one person!" - Sora Blade707
264."Oh, I'm sorry. Stunned silence was not the answer we were looking for." - Jou-chan (Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters)
265."What's going on? 'Cause where I come from giant flaming birds are not a good thing." -Jou-chan (Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters)
266."I didn't think you had another clothing besides your gravity defying coats you always wear."
"My coats do not defy gravity, they just chose to ignore the fact that it applies to them, too."
- Katsuya Jounouchi and Seto Kaiba, from the fic 'The Science of Attraction' by IceAngelDarkMoon
267."The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper."
268.If I seem to give a darn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
269.I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again
270.life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
271.There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
272.I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
273.All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
274.When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
275.Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
276.Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
277.The walls told me not to talk to you.
278.Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.
279.If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
280.If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
281.If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
282.If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
283.If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
284.If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile
285.It's this...thing. And it's, like...cool. It's shiny...it has all sorts of moving parts. And it does things. Cool things!-Largo from MegaTokyo
286.Flight attendant: "Does anyone here speak leet?"(MegaTokyo)
287."But, we lack b33r. Ph34r my l4ck of b33r!"-Largo from MegaTokyo
288."I am Great Teacher Largo!! Ph33r my l33t t34ching skiz! Why? Why learn? Why submit yourself to Great Teacher Largo?? What is in it for you? I will tell you... Because knowl3dg3 is pow3r!!"-Largo from MegaTokyo
289."There's something else... something about this place... something unusual... Oh yeah! I've never been in a girl's bathroom before! Cool!"-Largo from MegaTokyo
290."Ph33r this one, Piro. Ph34r with gr34t ph33r."-Largo from MegaTokyo
291.Miho: "I wasn't aware the Tokyo Police employed uneducated, paranoid, delusional foreign delinquents." - "In my case, they made an exception."-Largo from MegaTokyo
292.Largo: "Up in the sky! It's raining zombies!"
Dom: "The explosion Ed set off must have formed an interdimensional rift. We've duplicated this in the Sega Labs before - it's where the Sega CD came from."-MegaTokyo
Combo qoutes from Piro and Largo
293.Piro, I've been thinking..." - "Aren't there laws against that?"-MegaTokyo
294.Largo: "Don't you ever think that there might be more to life than just games?"
"You mean like finding a girlfriend, getting out of debt, moving ahead in our careers, stuff like that?"
"Yea."
"There was a sim game about that, wasn't there?"
"Yea, it sucked."
"'Nuff said."-MegaTokyo
295.Largo: "This scene is saying, 'I am lame.' "
"This scene is saying, 'I am really lame.' "
"This scene says, 'This is the lamest thing that ever crawled out of the lamest hole on the planet where all lameness was originally spawned in the known universe.' "
Piro: "And having a girl break your arm in three places wasn't lame?"
Largo: "Nah, that was cool."MegaTokyo
296.Largo: "Chill, dude. I'm sure we'll get deported eventually. Remember that roadtrip we took to Canada?"
"Actually, I was kind of hoping to avoid that experience again..."
"Hey come on... we got handcuffed by real Mounties! That was cool."MegaTokyo
297."Why do women have butts on their chests?" Goku (DBZ)
298."Men are just simple and stupid creatures." - Ceres (Ayashi No Ceres
299."People die when they are killed" - Shiro Emiya (Fate Stay/Night)
300."I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think." - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
301."Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
302."So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
303."Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)
304."You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)
305.If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
306.If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
307.Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict
308.If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
309.If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
310.I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, copy this into your profile.
311.if you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.
312.It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face
313.If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
314.If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
315.If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
316.If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
317.If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and buy his own box, copy this into your profile.
318.If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
319.If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
320.If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
321.If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
322.If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
323.If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
324.If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
325.If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
326.If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
327.If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
328.If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
329.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
330.If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
331.If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
332.If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
333.If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
334.If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
335.If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
336.If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
337.If you think Yaoi Land exsists then copy and paste this onto your profile.
338.If you think Yaoi Flakes should be a real breakfast cereal then copy and paste this onto your profile.
339.If you ever cried when Allen's innocence got destroyed the first time by Tyki Mikk then copy and paste this onto your profile.
340.f you think that level 3 akuma are kewl cuz the level 4s just look too freakin weird then copy and paste this onto your profile.
341.If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl/boy Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.
342.99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.
343.If you tried to do something psychically, but nothing happened, copy and paste this into your profile
344.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
345.f you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox,kagome yuna's daughter, Justified Assasin, Haruka-Hime, Shinsei Tonbo, hellbutterfly421, darkX0Xninja,Asa Ayame
346.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Kitsune Onna1, YourConscience813, angelicordemonic138, kittygopop, Nella has a clever pen name, darkX0Xninja,Asa Ayame