Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...

Phoenix and Miles haven't seen each other for some time and Phoenix jumps at the chance to visit when Miles invites him to his office. He's unaware, at least at this juncture, just what plans he has for their evening...

Miles brings Phoenix home to meet his parents and his little sister Franziska. Chaos and hilarity ensues. "Did you say, and I quote, I have no objections to having hot gay sex with Edgeworth?" "It's... more of an expression." Crackfic. [DL6neverhappened!AU]

Draco and Harry get dressed to quickly. They exchange ties without noticing, until they see each other in the Great Hall.

Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.

Her family is coming apart at the seams, but Atticus Salinger has been denying it, just like she's denied the fact that she is mad about Seamus Finnigan, when everyone but her and the Irishman seem to know it. Christmas is supposed to be a happy time, but when her family finally unravels, Seamus might be the only one who can keep the Ravenclaw from losing her reason.

Memories of their first kiss as children lead Phoenix and Miles to try taking things further.

A crazy night at the Three Broomsticks has unanticipated consequences. Can a Slytherin and a Gryffindor get over their differences to accept what's going on between them? Rated M for language and possible future content.

If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash

Iris has everything Miles dreams to have, but his main wish is for Phoenix to simply be happy - even if it means playing Cupid for the two of them.

In which Maya finally explains to Pearl that she and Phoenix are never going to get married and live happily ever after. Phoenix agrees... until she gets to the 'why' part.

Gumshoe intervenes at the wrong time and is told a story of freakish happenings by a sheepish Phoenix. Expect mad pigeons and evil elevators to follow.

Maya finds out some things about Phoenix from a few strange phone calls.

Phoenix can't remember a thing about what he did last night, he decides to open a case to find out what had happened and starts to investigate.