Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

By a strange turn of events and a bout of mistaken identity, Voldemort accidentally attempts murder on the wrong baby resulting in a world where Luna Lovegood is the Girl-Who-Lived and Dumbledore is convinced she is the one in Trelawney's prophecy.