
Heeeeeey!!!! :D
I am Vale! aaand... I love reading! Decided to give writting a shot...why not?
I adore The Mortal Instruments! And a long list Im too lazy to write...Hmm I really Like Cassie Clare and L.J. Smith.
Favorite pairing: Malec -Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood- Oh gosh you can't imagine how MUCH i looove them! they r like.. P.E.R.F.E.C.T. Off course I like other couples, but...aaaaahh they can't compete against perfection.
In music...
Well lets say that I like a little bit of everything, and my favorites...
ADAM "LAMBERT" - Glam all over. All his songs are like my favorite, I can be happy with only his music... Favorite singer!
PARAMORE- Oh The songs they have... Love the lyrics and everything about them Favorite Band
Justin Bieber- ... yess I am a Belieber
Others i like! = Simple Plan ( ), My Chemical Romance, Lady Gaga, K. Perry, P!nk, Rihanna, Ke$ha..even Tokio Hotel... Okey, I like classic too, my FAVORITE on piano are: A river flows in you-Yiruma and Cristofori's dream- David Lanz...
What else?.. OH! my fave colors are: Black, purple, pink, maybe blue...
I like cold weather(:- Honestly, I prefer a cool day..watching a movie, with a blanket, maybe eating something... than a dessert-like climate where I can melt... Experience
Haha...
I have quite a few accounts...almost everything there is to have.
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twitter: @Twimore
youtube: Twimore
DeviantArt: ..guessed by now? Twimore (I dont draw or post... I like watching other's stuff and comment(: so.. )
etc...
StoryWanderer...what? = I wander by stories! Malec most likely...If you have of them, tell me (: if you have other stories, also tell X)
You know you're a Malec fan when:
1. you cried tears of joy when Magnus saved Alec in the battle on the ship in COG
2. You wanted Alec to admit to his parents right away that he was gay with Magnus
3. you want them to get married and adopt a kid
4. you can imagine Alec at the age of 85 still holding hands with a 19 year old boy (Actually...I can Imagine Alec with a spell to stay young forever with Magnus)
5. you write fan fics about the two of them with the most random subject
6. Your friend calls you Magnus and your bf/gf Alec
7. you have dreams about them
8. you go back to COG just to read the party scene again
9. you post this...just because you agree with me
Mortal Instruments Quiz
~List 10 Mortal Instruments Characters
1.- Magnus
2.- Alec
3.- Isabelle
4.- Simon
5.-Clary
6.- Jace
7.-Chairman Meow
8.-Luke
9.- Jocelyn
10.- "Sebastian" (Jonathan)
Then ask the following questions~
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
-Magnus- I wouldn't care... I'd most likely enjoy it
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
-Isabelle- I would be "mad" at her, and tell her that the only way to have my forginess is if she borrowed her new heels...
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
-Clary- ...Hope she can cook...There's always home service...
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Take pictures and watch him and convince myself there are better boys out there
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
-Chairman Meow...-If I was a cat I'd be happy! That means Magnus is part of my family too, and that means Alec too...-Right?...
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Make sure it isn't full moon that night...if so...crap, others would end up there...Tie him down if so
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
-Jocelyn- She would be making fun of Clary... and I'd be kinda upset with her, but understand-she is an adult, old.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
I wouldn't mind at all...really better that way! Blessed me for that!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
-Magnus- OBVIOUSLY some blue sparks would make the work, and kick their asses...then magically give me a chocolate ice-cream
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
-Alec- He would be freaking out, and demand Magnus to transport where we are ASAP and heal me :)
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
-Izzy-Something super cute to wear, and some shoes..though the outfit will be too tight for my taste
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
-Simon-Use his super fast vampiric pace to get me to a safe place!
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
-Clary-Make me reason, and help me prevent this unfortunate moment
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
-Magnus-The same as mine. Total horror.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
-Chairman Meow-Probably ask for a walk to the ice-cream shop...or the park. A great amount of determination, given he is super lazy.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
-Jocelyn- Tells me I will be the best, and motivate me with chocolate(:
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
-Sebastian- Hold a knife against my throat and threat me that if I dont stop he'll kill me :S
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
-Magnus- Because he has magic! and a cute shadowhunter..and a lazy cat :3
Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9.
-Alec-Jocelyn-We would both laugh it off, because that´s impossible...maybe she has a glomour
You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
-Izzy- Well...we can be B.F.F.s, and I would get along with her parents..but sorry Izz, not into girls
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
-Simon-Jocelyn- That she has a Glamour, that confusses the person
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
-Clary-Jace-YES. The hard part is waiting for them to STOP!
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
-Jace- Snap at him, and be grateful that that'll be over with Clary
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
-Chairman Meow- That he wants to be fed, and my hair is like a nest for birds.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
-Jocelyn- I.would.freak.out. and move to another city...but It was probably a mistake- That was meant for luke
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
-Sebastian-Magnus- WHAT THE HELL. Sebastian is OBVIOUSLY forcing Magnus to make poor Alec weak and sad. I go beat the crap out of both (Magnus for..just for him to learn that even if it was forced...)
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
-Izzy-Simon- Expected. So they got naughty :O..or are pkaying a game...board game!
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
-Magnus-Jace- HAH! They are HATE mates !
Would 2 trust 5?
-Alec-Clary- Hm...probably
Number 4 is bored and pokes 7. What happens after that?
-Simon-Chairman Meow- Chairman Meow snarls at Simon, and then bites him reaaally hard.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
-Clary-MagnusUm...something that involves fighting skills I guess?..no,no. Forget that drawing class! But Magnus would be kicked out for using all glitter
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
-Jace-Izzy- Something grotesque..and then buy some chinesse food
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
-Chairman Meow-Jocelyn- Pet Shop... guards
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
-Luke-Clary- Yes.. if she WANTS TO BE THE LAUGHING-STOCK of every single soul and demon walking on Earth!
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
-Jocelyn-Jace- Absoluttley. Her daughter + amazing drawing skills? you kidding? More than necessarily happy!
1 accidentally kicked 10?
-Magnus-Sebastian- Don't think it was accidentaly...But a deadly fight would spark
2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
-Alec-Jocelyn- Alec would burn from embarrasment! And Jocelyn would freak out ant tell Clary to never talk to him again.
7 won the lottery?
-Chairman Meow- What a remarkable cat!..Hmm.. would spend it on fancy/super expensive cat food
8 had quite a big secret?
-Luke- Hmm..Jocelyn would know, then Clary, then Jace, then pretty much everybody from the night world. I would beg to know-and get my way
9 became a singer?
-Jocelyn-...Yeah..no. That means fame, wich means no privacy, wich leads to chaos..she wouldn't risk
10 got a daughter?
-Sebastian- It would be a child with the soul of a demon, most likely
What would 1 think of 2?
-Magnus Alec- That he is the best thing that has ever happened to him ever. Even with a long life, and that he wouldn't want to be apart EVER, and be happily ever after
How would 3 greet 7?
-Izzy-Chairman Meow- She wouldn't
What would 7 envy about 5?
-Chairman Meow-Clary- That she can eat whenever she wants
What dream would 5 have about 6?
-Clary-Jace- Nice ones, long walks on the beach...
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
-Jace-Chairman Meow- They both lazy..and..boys?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
-Chairman Meow-Luke- When Luke turns into a wolf and goes near him...Chairman Meow is a cat after all...
Where would 8 meet 9?
-Luke-Jocelyn- Hmm..On a library, booking the same book(:
What would make 10 scared of 1?
-Sebastian-Magnus- If Magnus used his powers on a fight
Is 3 Gay?
-Izzy-... I'm not sure you can call a girl...You are probably confussing her for her dear Brother
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)*
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Can’t see why it’s a “bad” thing, Love is more important)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo (1 of my fave. Colors...and it kinda makes u skinnier sometimes (; )
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. (I’ve never seen nor heard someone in that. Really that may have been years ago, but now?)
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser (I wear how I feel…)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (I want a gay friend!)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction (And will be Till marriage)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Hope I’m not...)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Everyone is different…-Hey! Can’t help it I was BORN THIS WAY! (; )
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (…If we talkin’ bout Adam Lambert here, or a cute actor/singer… then maybe just a little…)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.(Really now?)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (What? HAHA I enjoy writing, that’s all)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future (Everyone is responsible)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Not popular, not looser)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Maybe a bookworm)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Don’t know who they r…)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I have friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems