Titles I'm known for:

-great titties of fire

-Tha lonely weenis

-a nigt with the spy(the end of the inspector icenipples series)

-snipers long rod of doom

- I c ur peepees

-pac man,uncut

-it's hard being a boner

-honey i murdered the kids

-epic spy piano rape

-ect

If any of these arouse you, read on. It will only get better.

Ok, now that I have your attention, I will introduce myself.

-I am here to right fics and laugh at shit. And I have my work cut out for me.

-HOLY SHIT IMMA DUDE!

-I actually play TF2 unlike most on this site

-Pyro is not an uguuuuuuu little girl virgin thing that has sex with everyone on the team.

-Spy has sex with women

-If you are still reading this and not flaming me, kudos to you. You are normal.

-I have pretzels and you don't