"What can I do for ya, curly?" The bartender asks, grinning at his own nickname. "Curly," she snorts, "real creative." The bartender shrugs: "I mean, it was either that or calling you beautiful, and I didn't want you to faint on the first meeting." She rolls her eyes. He doesn't see her blush. [Fred x Hermione. Fremione. AU. Oneshot.]