Hey I am pretty much a girl obsessed with the following things:

Supernatural

Riverdale

Maximum ride

Marvel

Harry potter

Glee

Scream Queens

Disney

YOUTUBE but mostly Phan

twenty one pilots

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
2. Even the little things can help save the world.
3. Red-heads are evil... Okay only the one's named Lissa:)
4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.
5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.
6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.
7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.
8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.
9. French is the universal language.
10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement
11. Count your blessings.
12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.
13. Nachos and Mountain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.
14. Fang has the power to sum up his and the flocks lives in 9 words
15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.
16. Never get hooked on Valium... Unless you want your best-friend to know you love

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.
20. Kids are better than adults.
21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.
22. The best cooks are blind pyros.
23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.
24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.
25. School really is an evil place.
26. Teachers really are out to get you.
27. Remember to flap.
28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.
29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!
38. You became a treehugger after reading The Final Warning.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.

The Maximum Ride Pledge.

I promise to remember Max

When someone has leadership skills

I promise to remember Angel

When I see something with gills

I promise to remember Fang

When someone doesn't talk a lot

I promise to remember Ari

When someone is forgot

I promise to remember Gazzy

When I see a giant bomb

I promise to remember Dr. Martinez

When I see a great mom

I promise to remember Nudge

When someone talks to much

I promise to remember Jeb

When someone hates my guts

I promise to remember Iggy

When I see someone blind

I promise to remember Dylan

When I see a face I want to grind

I promise to remember Total

When I see a little dog

And I promise to remember The Flock

When I see birds through the fog

I promise to remember Maximum Ride

Where ever I go

You know you're addicted to MR when:

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. (i honestly do not know who he is soooo)

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T IGGY JUST BE REAL????

40. You want a talking dog

41. If your anything like Max you will save your best guy friend's life on more than 3 occasions:)

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Yuppers!

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

no i don't cry during books - usally

3. Do you think Fang is hot.

Yup!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Arrr-Ree

5. Did you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Nope

6. In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

YASS

7. Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

No... Sorry Fax fans

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I wanted to, but then I'd be hurting my baby

9. Who is your favorite character?

IGGY

10. Do you like Jeb?

Not really

11. Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

YASS

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

duh

13. Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Angels YES Nudge no because she is my bestie because we talk the same amount

14. Which book is you’re all time favorite?

The first 3

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Idk

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod ?

Nope

17. Who do you think the Voice should be?

i thought it was gazzy (just kidding i had no idea)

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Stuff

15. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax because Iggy's mine!! (evil laugh)

Did any one else read the book series late and force there mom to go out and buy all of the books.( i did)

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with MAXIMUM RIDE, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are anything like me

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

My evil sister

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

flowers

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

Talk in my sleep all the time

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

anything by TOP

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

Nope

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

to meet Dan and Phil

meet the cast of riverdale

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

Good Books

new episodes of riverdale

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

my laptop

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

5'3

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Nope

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

I Live in the dark

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

myself

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

pepermint

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Dar brown hair green or blue eyes

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

Somewhere outside

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

Gatorade

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Pinapple

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Sushi

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

idk

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?

anyone cute

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

my wrists are

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

idk

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

Dog

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

A basset hound

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Yup

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

Face to face

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

152

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?

I am a Blonde but I like Brunette guys

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

my bff

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

Fake friends

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

i dont live in the usa

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

food

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Nope

37. FIRST JOB?

Babysitting

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

yes and it failed

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?

Filling out something else.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

Nope

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

My hair or eyes

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

No.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

an iphone 6

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

A big family

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Nope.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

yup

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Whatever I have

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

yup

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?

idk

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

saying what's on my mind good or bad or being to stubborn

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

Don't have any

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?d

No

P56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

depends

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Yelling than kicking

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

my bffs house

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Stuffed animals.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

100 and somthing

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

no way

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

no i totally dont use sarcasm ( i just did if you cant tell)

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

POTATO'S!!!

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

a guywho can make me laugh as much as i can make him laugh and is kind

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Quail,

captain, whaley

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

TOP

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

Riverdale

glee or once upon a time or supernatural or scream queens

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

never took one cuz I am in middle school

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

mint chocolate chip or salted caramel

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yuppp

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

last week

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

Nope,

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

idk

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

sure

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

nothing

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

my bff

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

their smile or eyes

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT-PROVOKING SONG?

Don't have one

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

people who don't like books

FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

december cuz christmas

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

not virgo because i am nothing like on even though i am

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

does ihop count??

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

ME LOVE SUSHI

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED

big bang theroy

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

CHRISTMAS!!!

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

Clarinet, piano, drums, ukulele, guitar,

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT, ?

Neither

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

Hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

BOOKS

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

none

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

fan fiction

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

Non. Existing.

I Have:

Had my gum fall out of my mouth (all the time)

Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in my hand (yesss)

Tried to push open a door that said pull (why do i do this stuff)

Tried to pull open a door that said push (look above)

Have hit myself in the process of trying to hit something else (that was funny)

Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (all the time and i don't even have stairs in my house)

Have called one of my good friends by the wrong name (i also called my teacher grandma)

Have run into a closed door (yuppp)

It has taken me longer than 5 min to get a joke (yupp)

Walked into a pole (while reading a book)

Put my shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left my house ( nobody noticed)

l Went to go do something/go get something, then when I got there forgot what is was that I was going to do. (all the time)

Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when my drink was right next to it (we have all done it)

Fallen out of my chair while trying to pick something up (yupp again)

Have poked myself in the eye (yes sir)

Have accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil ( i also got stabbed by an eraser and i got a scar from that too)

Have given an odd answer to a question because I didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. (yupp)

Told someone I was the wrong age because I seriously forgot how old I was ( yes all the time)

Have tripped on a cord after someone told me to watch out for it ( why me why)

Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie (me being awkward)

Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person ( ya)

Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought I was drunk when I wasn't (ya i am wayto hyper for my own good)

Have been so hyper I actually scared people (i do that way too much)

Me and my best friend

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME.

SO TRUE