His words were etched onto her skin, changing in accordance with his heart's deepest desires. He was her soulmate... but the boy from the eastside of Cokeworth, her best friend, only had eyes for someone else. Soulmate AU [PART 3 of The Ties that Bind series]

Things keep worming their way into Draco's heart and, to be honest, he's sick of it. Or: Draco fosters bunnies.

Why on earth is Severus Snape working at Hermione's local coffee shop? She is determined to find out. [A series of 200 drabbles, with 100 words per drabble. Rated for language, balloon animals, sexytimes, and whatnot. A gift for Toblass.]

A chronicle of Severus & Hermione's budding romance. Begun as a collaboration until Chp. 40. FINISHED

"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.

Severus has an urgent message to get to his... readers.

A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU

Commentating on the first Quidditch game with Draco Malfoy isn't Hermione's ideal way of spending her day. But, of course, they're not even paying attention to the game much. "And lastly, the Boy-Who-Scored!" Pause. "Oh wait, he never 'scores'." One-shot.

#24 I will not sprinkle holy water on my mother then cross my fingers and wait for her to spontaneously combust. It doesn't work.

A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!