Have you ever tried putting yourself in someone else's shoes? Well, what if you woke up and found yourself in the sandals of the resident emo, Sasuke Uchiha? What would YOU do? Look no further for action, romance, and sarcastic, sardonic, deadpan humor. Prepare to laugh till your cheeks burn! To all my readers, fans and haters, this series has been rewritten. WARNING: Contains MSG

Her light destroyed, Sakura now finds herself on a path she never thought she'd take, that of a missing-nin. Rumors of her status are spreading, and one organization has taken notice. Redemption is offered, will it be taken? Will the light of her life be replaced with a catastrophic boom? DeiSaku

I- The great and Mighty Nero Heart of the Hopeless Panda People- have made it my mission in life to annoy Sasuke Uchiha of Brother Issues Anonymous 200 times! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL MY MISSION IS COMPLETE! (I found a list of 200 ways to bug Sasuke plus used a few others and I thought I'd write a fanfic because I can!)

He was a criminal, she was the most popular girl in school. One night at the club 'Red Cloud' changes the rich girl-Sakura Haruno's life forever. Upon finding out his dark 'past time' Sakura freaks out. With her best friend Ino's murder, and now made into a puppet. Sakura flees, only to find out Deidara is everywhere she goes. Will she end up caving into this bad boy? Dei/Sak R&R!

Sakura, an S-ranked elite ninja of Konoha, is terrorized behind and in front of her face wherever she goes until she meets Deidara whom gives her an ultimatum, stay and be miserable, or leave. Making her choice was easy, but life in the Akatsuki is never easy. Hate becomes love and enemies become family. Just when things begin to look up something brings it right back down. R&R

Some nights, the demons get the best of Kakashi, and he is best left alone. This night, Sakura interrupts, finding a man she does not know, yet offers him solace in the most unexpected of ways. Lemon. Smut. It's dirty, y'all. Oneshot, with potential for future oneshots continuing the story. KakaSaku. If you don't like, don't read.

College is all about sex and parties. This story starts out with sex. And a party. But what happens at the party will decide the rest of the story. SasoHina Lemons, DeiTobi Fluff

Sasori could hear his blond's melodic laugh ringing in his ears, taste his sweet lips. Could still see the deep blush caused by their love-making covering his tanned cheeks, could still feel his soft porcelain skin beneath his rough fingers... But when he opened his eyes, everything came crashing down once more. Deidara's beautiful crystal eyes remained closed; he was truly dead.

Lemon one shots with the Magi characters! Requests open!

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

The Akatsuki Clan decides to play 30 Minutes in Heaven! And guess who you get? ;D This is my first fanfic ever, so constructive criticism is very welcome. Also, please let me know if I made any grammatical errors. I do not own Naruto, and you probably don't own it either. Art is not mine! Inspiration: Deidara's pure attractiveness. Enjoy!

Hidan goes insane slaughtering his entire village... all except for one close childhood friend of his. When she doesn't approve of the path he has taken, he will go to great lengths to change her views... Even if it means destroying her former self.

Seven long grueling years of watching that beautiful little girl blossom into a breath-taking vixen and now he can't keep his hands off her any longer. Rape, violence, and everything in between. Rated M for language and possibly disturbing themes.

Kitade hates playing games, but what happens when they play a game called 7 Minutes in Heaven? Kitade gets paired up with a horny Hidan - now what? Rated 'M' for bad language, a sexy Hidan, a heated lemon and slight violence in future chappies. Descript.

Yuna, a stylish Konoha kunoichi, is sent out on a mission to scout the area outside of Konoha. She finds an injured Deidara and decides to help him, even though he's her enemy. What happens when Deidara attacks her and does malicious things to her body?

After the Kyuubi attack, Sarutobi decides to send Naruto away. But the caravan gets ambushed by Rock shinobi, and Naruto's missing. Now twelve years later an insanely strong genin from Iwa enters the chuunin exam. And whats with his claybearing sensei?

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...