"What a mess... What a medieval muddle-we'll have to modernize it!"

From the questionable mind that has spawned over twenty equally questionable children- back again to release her little monsters all over the impressionable minds of readers everywhere and hopefully cause a bit of paranoia when traveling dark hallways at night or rounding unfamiliar corners.

Not for the faint of heart. You've hereby been warned of foul language, explicit content, dirty innuendos, and oh-so-many lovely freaks of nature.

*Mater scit Optimum*

Mother knows best.

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