Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. NOW POSTING REWRITTEN CHAPTERS

Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.

When Loki touches a mysterious stone, he has a vision: if he goes through with Thor's plan, he will die. He has no choice but to betray Thor to Malekith. But when Loki and Jane Foster get lost in an elvish cave of mirrors and magic, Loki will be forced to face that which he fears the most: the Truth. (formerly titled Splinters of Stars)

She walks into the comic book store, and everything changes. An AU story. / "No!" she insists, but she's grinning and bumping his shoulder and he has never, ever talked to anyone like this before.

At last, the time has come for Jane to be delivered. But a storm gathers across the mountains as she labors, and with growing dread, the Aesir begin to realize that their Midgardian princess may not survive giving birth to a child that is half Frost Giant.

After surviving the Chitauri attack and falling in love with the help of the Lokistone, Loki and Jane find the room in Loki's vision, and deliver the magic stone to those that need it most. Lokistoneverse. Connected with "The Keyhole"

Sherlock must attend a high-society ball, undercover, and John will NOT go with him. Instead, he forces Sherlock to ask Molly. At the last minute, Sherlock decides that the best cover for them would be husband and wife-but will this bring trouble with their suspect, a man who seems to desire most the things he cannot have?

Both Sherlock and Molly must take leaps of faith. But which is more terrifying-risking one's life or one's heart? Tag to "Reichenbach Fall"Rated T for the fall.

Irene Adler was dead. And my friend Sherlock Holmes refused to eat, sleep, speak, or do anything at all besides stand by the window and compose. Until Molly Hooper braved the steps of our flat, bringing the one thing no one thought he needed: a fairytale.Tag and AU for Scandal in Belgravia

Sherlock is very precise in his speech so when he accidentally lets something slip it's up to John to find out why. Sherlolly.

Rose decides to keep the Dalek instead of Adam. The Doctor is not amused. Absolutely cracktacular!

One shot featuring Sherlock and Molly's son. Just something that wouldn't get out of my head.

Sequel to A Red Winter. Sansa and Sandor continue to travel together as Sansa realizes she has a lot to learn before returning to Winterfell.

Loki and Jane contemplate destiny and new beginnings beneath the light of an Asgardian dawn. Epilogue to Lokistone. Fallen Star Series.

Jane Foster suspects why she has been relocated. But then another version of herself appears, warning her that the seams of space-time will rip apart if she does not complete this task: save Loki from the Avengers, with only a violet stone to guide her.

It was good to be feared. It had always served him well. But, as he watched her disappear through the door and into the whispering snow, and the span of his life stretched out before him, he acknowledged that it would have been better to be loved.

Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE

Because some secrets are better left six feet under . . . . Part 1: Joker Origin; Part 2: Joker/OC

"Could you show me the the scale of the universe?" she asks. "The very big and the very small?"

Tony Stark and SHIELD are joined by Thor, Loki, Captain America and Wolverine—but this ill-matched team will have to overcome vast personal differences if they hope to defeat an enemy force that threatens all the realms.Sequel to "Fallen Star." NO SLASH

"On behalf of the universe, an epitaph to Rose Tyler." A missing scene from the Year That Never Was.

And another kinkmeme fill. In a non-Reaper AU, F!Shepard is stuck with her former mentor Nihlus and his former mentor Saren on a wrecked ship in space for a length of time. Tensions between them are resolved kinkmeme style.

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

After Thor disappears into the sky, Jane returns to the lab to find a tall, dark stranger waiting for her. And he stays just long enough to mark her life forever.

"This one little thing that he said on a whim but as soon as it escaped his lips, it grew. It grew bigger and the urge grew stronger and his willpower fizzled out and he put on his favourite, rose-coloured bowtie and now here he was."

Based on the song "Two Little Boys." A mishap when Thor and Loki are little parallels dramatic events when they are grown. NO SLASH. Sad.

How dark does it get when the lights go out...in space? Rose gets cloudy; she and the Doctor get clear. Nine/Rose

John would shield Sherlock from anything if he had to. Even if that meant protecting him from the truth. Implied S/J. Dark.

Sansa Stark learns what happened to the Hound after she ends up in the Eyrie, but things aren't always as they seem. Set in an alternate universe starting in the middle of book 4.

All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.

I went looking for a fic version of "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood" where Nine was John Smith and Rose was his companion, and which took place at Farringham. Couldn't find one. Started writing. Simple as that. Rating ranges from PG-13 to Adult COMPLETE

Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J

Five days. That's how long they'd been on this planet. Or perhaps more importantly, five nights. Five nights of being stretched tight and thin.

Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.

Even after regeneration, his feelings remain unchanged... The 11th Doctor attempts to push those feelings aside, but ends up clinging onto the memories anyway. Oneshot, but sequel up now: 'The Girl He Comes Back To.'

She gulps and glances down. "You've changed your tie," she murmurs shakily. He stays silent, his mouth hanging open like a fish. Oneshot in which Rose bumps into someone. Hope you like : x

The Doctor has a bit of a problem. When faced with a Rose who's acting very differently from normal, what exactly should he do? Of course, he knows what he WANTS to do, but what SHOULD he do? And...what WILL he do? Now that is the question... x

That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.

Appalling sequel to Monty Python's 'Fellowship of the Ring', disgusting successor to Monty Python's 'The Hobbit', and nearly as famous as Monty Python's 'Not Appearing as a Fan-Fiction Story'. Winner of the coveted 'Necrotic Albatross' Lesion of Honor.

A chance encounter. // 'He squeezes her hand a bit and she tries not to jump--she’d rather forgotten he’d been holding it.'

Ever wondered where Cpt. Jack Sparrow got the idea for a Magnificent Garden Party? Perhaps after an encounter with an odd fellow in a top hat who looks a little familiar... One-shot. Enjoy!

Dean ended up choosing the hot librarian as his new roommate. AU Dean/Castiel Sam/Sarah

When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.

In which Ezio teaches, Altair refuses to learn, and Desmond contemplates destroying the bloodline.

The stunning sequel to Monty Python's The Hobbit. Follow the frenetic folly as the fumbling Frodo is foisted on the fractious Fellowship for a frolicking flit through Middle-earth. Nominated for the 2010 MEFA's in the Tax & Accountancy category.

A perfectly punctuated Python parody of JRR Tolkien's beloved The Hobbit. Join Bilbo Baggins' quest to free Erebor from Smaug the dragon before a lethal strain of comedy kills him. 3RD PLACE, 2009 MEFA AWARDS, with the top two spots left purposely blank.

12-year-old Elizabeth Swann is embarking on a new adventure as she and her father prepare to set sail for their new home in Jamaica. When a Gypsy offers to tell her fortune, Elizabeth asks who her true love will be... Rated T for Sparrabeth suggestiveness

A somewhat ridiculous movie-verse tale explaining why the Uruk-hai took maggoty bread with them when they set off after the Fellowship.

Former title: CURIOSITY. When a drunken Jack Sparrow appears on her terrace in Port Royal in the middle of the night, it is up to Elizabeth Swann to keep him safe until he can return to the Black Pearl. How can they fill the hours until daylight? Rated M

Jackie observes the progression of Doctor and Rose's relationship after his regeneration.

COMPLETE! Lithiníel wanted to die. Therefore, Sauron desired that she should live. What happened next defied all expectations.... Set approximately 40 years before the War of the Ring.

Kagome is saved by Sesshomaru. Unfortunately for the young miko, Sesshomaru’s version of chivalry includes having her impaled by Tenseiga and thrown down a mystic well. But that is only the first of our miko’s problems. SessKag

It is the sole occupation of bored students to create scandal. Implied TenxRose, largely from the point of view of Mr Smith's class at a certain Deffry Vale School.

The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?

Jack realises that the Doctor and Rose are just too darn cute to interrupt. Happy!Who prompt Too cute

Gifts have been appearing on Elizabeth's doorstep, as mysterious and strange as their bearer. When the evervirtuous Will leaves her frustrated and alone, Elizabeth is curious what else Jack Sparrow can show her. Sparrabeth.

He stands at the wall and wails, his hands clenched into fists as he bites back tears of rage.

This Planet is … imagine Earth’s idea of heaven. The living don’t belong here but I show you so much death and destruction, I want to show you heaven too, Rose.”

In which Rose shows she is Jackie's daughter and gets a lesson in alien anatomyAN I actually read something like this years ago but have no idea in what ship, or what book, or which show. So i've snaffled it. If you have any idea where it's from tell me a

Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.

A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.

Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.

Twelve yearold Elladan and Elrohir discover why Glorfindel always told them not to play with matches. A very random story.

Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to be evil. And even if your bed is underwater, there are some mornings when you're better off staying in it.