Yo. Thought I'd share some things about my self to you (Not that you really care, but whatever)

Name: Not telling

Age: Guess

Bank details: Umm... No

Nationality: Scottish (Oh, the shame!!)

Likes and dislikes: I like computers, gaming and braking things. I also RP allot (Made my own board and now I'm blatantly advertising it anywhere i can Morrowind) . I hate all humanity, Any food that isn't sweet spicy, or made of beef, and doing anything that requires more movement than lifting my hand.

Favorite fraze: "I like my coffee black like my metal"

Accomplishments:

1) Finnished high school with three standard grades

2) Sign up for a collage course that i like, but drop out half way through the year

3) Restart collage and stick to it

4) give small children nightmares

5) Actually use my fan fiction account

6) hospitalize a family member (Don't ask)

What i hope to accomplish:

1) Get my writer skills to at least average level

2) Bring world peace, but then cause mass anarchy

3) Graduate collage, get a job and become another drone serving the elite society

4) Buy a big shiny sword

5) Be able to go to a shop and not forget at least one thing i was supposed to buy (I hate that)

6) Gain immortality and rule the world

7) Grow a bad ass beard

Done till i can be botherd to putt more.

K, im gonna add more to my profile, even if it is just a list of things that annoy me about fan fics and the such (I'm in a bad mood right now so it'll come esily to me)

1) This one pisses me of to no end and I'm sure allot of you will agree. Empowered fics, those fics where the make the main character or an OC one Impossibly strong and unbeatable, (I see this allot in Naruto fics and they always take it too far). No twelve year old boy is going to be able to kill one of the most feared and powerful mad mans of all time, even with a demon inside him.

2) Bash fests, OK i understand that some people dislike certain characters, but thats no reason to write a fic with a good story, good structure, and then rape it by having your disliked character, be riped apart by monkeys ever chapter. Its stupid, just because the character reminds you of someone who picks on you at school or broke up with you (I swear that must be the reason for most bashers) docent mean you can, take it all out on a fictional character OK. Get a grip.

3) Chapters that don't even have one page worth of writing. I'm sure you have all seen one of these, they tell the story bit by bit, and it still takes like a month to post a new chapter. Are people actually that impatient to post, or that short of ideas? I think chapters should be at least 1000 words long, unless its a poem or song fic.