Name: Elisabeth (okay, it's actually spelled Elizabeth but I've always hated it)

Age: Ask me again after I'm dead

Nationality: American and proud of it, now that Dubya's been ousted by Obama

Favorite Band/Singers:Pink Martini, Gipsy Kings, Jane Monheit, Eva Cassidy,Eddi Reader, Barry Manilow, Jose Feliciano, Johnny Mathis,Clapton

TV Shows: Grey's Anatomy, Bones, Eli Stone, Veronica Mars, Antiques Roadshow, Life, NCIS, ER, Numb3rs

Favorite Actors: Eric Dane, George Clooney, Kevin Kline, Kevin Spacey, Jack Lemmon, Tom Hanks, Henry Fonda,

Favorite Actresses: Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, Natalie Wood, Katherine Hepburn, Meryl Streep, Michelle Pfeiffer

Favorite Movies: My Favorite Year, Life as a House, Enchanted April, Soapdish, Rebecca

Hottest Guys on Earth: ERIC DANE, George Clooney, Jason Lewis, Pierce Brosnan, Tom Selleck, Mark Dacascos

Hottest Women: Charlize Theron, Michelle Pfeiffer, Evangeline Lilly, Daniella Sarahyba, Katie Heigl, Doutzen Kroes, Marissa Miller

Favorite Couples: Mark & Lexie (Grey's Anatomy), Bo & Billie (Days), Ned & Lois (GH), Holly & Robert (GH)

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Favorite Quotes: Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter. - Satchel Paige

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do - Johnny Carson

It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui - Helen Keller

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved - Helen Keller

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

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Thanks to IGottaFindYou from whose profile I copied so much.