Hi!!! My name is RinnyTheOrange (obviously) and this is my profile!

Some elevator jokes:

My likes:

Links. XD

Vocaloid. Here are some links to good songs you might like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIYTRmG21Y0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJVZAvrg-ts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JGaQ3g8WU4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X17i0K5gc3g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebAKoRcYFTA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCumYYj4A3k )

Anime.( I love this anime: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQOUEVUsNW0 )

Manga. ( some recomendations: you can go here to read manga, or these are the sites i go to.

Here are some good manga that I have read:

My friends.

Family.

Reading.

Writing.

Jokes.

I hope you enjoy my stories.

Characters I dont like very much(I don't hate them they are just my least favorite in that whole anime or manga)(Terra is an exception -_-):

Sakura from naruto

Katara from Avatar the last Airbender ( THE COUPLES ARE ALL WRONG!!! (except for Sokka and Suki) it should be Taang, Zutara, and sukka!!!!)

Terra from Teen Titans ( I HATE HER!!!)

The Gang Green Gang from powerpuff girls

and thats it for now.

What a boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she re-post this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world, let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

ANNOYING THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR:

1.WALK IN WITH A COOLER THAT SAYS "HUMAN HEAD" ON THE SIDE

2.GRAMANCE PAINFULY WHILE SMACKING YOUR FOREHEAD AND MUTTERING "ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP,SHUT UP!"

3.CRACK OPEN YOUR BREIFCASE OR PURES AND SAY "GOT ENOUGH AIR IN THERE?"

4.STAND SILENTLY AND MOTIONLESS IN THE CORNER FACING THE WALL WITHOUT GETTING OFF

5.WHEN ARRIVING AT YOUR FLOOR GRUNT AND STRAIN TO YANK THE DOORS OPER ANS ACT EMBARRASSED WHEN THEY OPEN BY THEMSELVES

6.GREET EVERYONE ON THE ELEVATOR WITH A WARM HANDSHAKE AND TO CALL YOU ADMIRAL

7.MEOW OCCASIONALY

8.STARE AT ANOTHER PASSENGER FOR A WHILE AND EXCLAIM LOUDLY "youe one of THEM!' THEN BACK AWAY SLOWLY

9.PUT A PUPPET ON YOUR HAND AND USE IT TO TALK TO OTHER PASSENGERS

10.LISTEN TO THE ELEVATOR WALS WITH YOUR STETHOSCOPE

11.ANNOUNCE IN A DEMONIC VOICE AND SAY "I NEED TO FIND A MORE SUITABLE HOST BODY

12.SAY 'I WONDER WHAT ALL THESE DO AND PUSH ALL OF THE RED BUTTONS

13.SAY DING AT EACH FLOOR

14.MAKE EXPLOSION NOISES WHENEVER SOMEONE PUSHES A BUTTON

15.BET THE OTHER PASSENGERS YOU CAN FIT A QUARTER UP YOUR NOSE

16.STARE SMILING AT ANOTHER PASSENGER AND ANNOUNCE HAPPILY"I HAVE NEW SOCKS ON"

17.WHEN THE ELEVATOR IS SILENT LOOK AROUND AND ASK "IS THAT YOUR BEEPER?"

18.TRY AND MAKE PERSONAL CALLS ON THE EMERGANCY PHONE

19.TAKE A PEICE OF CHALK AND DRAW A SQUARE ON THE FLOOR AND SAY "THIS IS MY PERSONAL SPACE"

20.WHEN THERES ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE ELEVATOR AND PRETEND IT WASNT YOU

21.PUSH A BUTTON AND PRETEND IT GIVES YOU A SHOCK SMILE AND GO BACK FOR MORE

22.ASK IF YOU CAN PUSH THE BUTTON FOR OTHER PEOPLE AND PUSH THE WRONG ONES

23.CALL THE PHYCIC HOTLINE AND ASK IF THEY KNOW WHAT FLOOR YOUR ON

24.HOLD THE DOORS OPEN SAY YOUR WAITING FOR A FRIEND AFTER A WHILE LET THE DOORS CLOSE AND SAY "HEY GREG HOWS YOUR DAY BEEN?'

25.DROP A PEN AND WAIT FOR A PERSON TO PICK IT UP WHEN THE DO YELL AND SAY "THATS MINE!"

26.BRING A CAMERA AND TAKE PICTURES OF EVERYONE ON THE ELEVATOR

27.MOVE A DESK ONTO THE ELEVATAR AND WHEN SOMEONE WALKS ON ASK IF THEY HAVE AN APPOINTMENT

28.LAY DOWN A TWISTER MAT AND ASK PEOPLE IF THEY WOULD LIKE TO PLAY

29.LEAVE A BOX IN THE CORNER AND WHEN A PERSON GETS ON ASK THEM IF THEY HEAR SOMETHING TICKING

30.PRETEND YOUR A FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND REVEIW EMERGANCY PROCEDURES AND EXITS WITH THE PASSENGERS

31.ASK "DID YOU FEEL THAT?"

32.STAND REALLY CLOSE TO SOMEONE SNIFFING THEM OCCASIONALLY

33.WHEN THE DOORS CLOSE ANNOUNCE TO EVERYONE "DONT PANIC EVERYONE THEY OPEN UP AGAIN"

34.SWAT AT FLIES THAT DONT EXSIST

35.TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU CAN SEE THEIR AURA

36.MAKE RACE CAR NOISES WHEN ANYONE GETS ON OR OFF

37.SHAVE

38.ON THE HIGHEST FLOOR HOLD THE DOORS OPEN AND DEMAND THAT THEY STAY OPEN UNTIL YOU HEAR THE PENNY YOU DROPPED DOWN THE SHAFT GO "PLINK" AT THE BOTTOM

39.WHEN AT LEAST EIGHT PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN ON MOAN FROM THE BACK AND SAY "OH NOT NOW...MOTION SICKNESS!"

40.FROWN AND MUTTER "GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO!" THEN SIGH AND SAY "OOPS!"

41.SHOW OTHER PASSENGERS A WOUND AND ASK IF IT LOOKS INFECTED

42.LEAVE A BOX BETWEEN THE DOORS

43.START A SING ALONG

44.ONE WORD:FLATULENCE!

45.DO TAI CHI EXERCISES

46.CARRY A BLANKET AND CLUTCH IT PROTECTIVELY

47.IF ANYONE BRUSHES AGANST YOU RECOIL AND HOLLER "BAD TOUCH!"

48.SING "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB" WHILE CONTINUALLY PUSHING BUTTONS

49.BRING A CHAIR ALONG

50.LEAN AGANST THE BUTTON PANNEL

51.WHILE THE DOORS A OPENING HURRIDLY WHISPER AND SAY"HIDE IT...QUICK!" AND WHISTLE INNOCENTLY

52.CALL OUT "GROUP HUG!!!

FRIENDS AND BESTFRIENDS:

FRIENDS:NEVER ASK FOR FOOD

BEST FRIENDS: ARE THE REASON YOU HAVE NO FOOD

FRIENDS:HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU CRY

BEST FRIENDS:CRY WITH YOU

FRIENDS:CALL YOUR PARENTS MR./MRS.

BEST FRIENDS:CALL YOUR PARENTS MOM/DAD

FRIENDS:BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL AND SAID WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG

BEST FRIENDS:WILL SIT NEXT TO YOU AND SAY "DANG...WE REALLY MESSED UP...BUT THAT SURE WAS FUN!"

FRIENDS:WILL SIT NEXT TO YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE POOL WHEN ITS YOUR TIME OF THE MONTH

BEST FRIENDS: WILL THROW YOU A TAMPON AND PUSH YOU IN

FRIENDS:BORROW YOUR STUFF FOR A WHILE THEN GIVE IT BACK

BEST FRIENDS:KEEP YOUR STUFF SO LONG THE FORGET ITS YOURS

FRIENDS:ONLY KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU

BEST FRIENDS:CAN WRITE A WHOLE BOOK ABOUT YOU WITH A FEW DIRECT QUOTES FROM YOU

FRIENDS:WILL LEAVE YOU BEHIND IF THATS WHAT THE CROUD IS DOING

BEST FRIENDS:WILL KICK THE WHOLE CROUDS BUTT THAT LEFT YOU

FRIENDS:WILL KNOCK AT YOUR FRONT DOOR

BEST FRIENDS:WILL WALK RIGHT IN AND SAY "IM HOME!"

FRIENDS:ARE FOR A WHILE

BEST FRIENDS:ARE FOR LIFE

FRIENDS:SAY THEIR TOO BUSY TO LISTEN TO YOUR PROBLEMS BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THEIRS THEY EXPECT YOU TO HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD

BEST FRIENDS:NOT ONLY WILL THEY KICK EVERTHING OUT OF THEIR SCHEDULE TO LISTEN TO WHATS WRING THEY HELP YOU MAKE UP VINDICTIVE PLANS TO MAKE YOU FEEL A WHOLE LOT BETTER

FRIENDS:MAKE YOU SAY SORRY WHEN YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM AT ODD HOUR OF THE NIGHT OR EVEN HANG OUT AT ODD HOURS

BEST FRIENDS:COME RIGHT OVER TO HANG OUT UNTIL YOU EITHER FALL ASLEEP OR KICK THEM OUT

FRIENDS:WILL COMFORT YOU WHEN YOUR CRUSH REJECTS YOU

BEST FRIENDS:WILL WALK RIGHT UP TO HIM AND SAY ITS BECAUSE YOUR GAY ISNT IT?

FRIENDS:WILL BE THERE FOR YOU WHEN HE BREAKS UP WITH YOU

BEST FRIENDS:WILL CALL HIM AND WHISPER "SEVEN DAYS..."

FRIENDS:HELP YOU WHEN YOU FALL

BEST FRIENDS:KEEP WALKING AND SAY "WALK MUCH DUMB A$$ (im sorry im aganst cursing i cant even say tha cr*p word! im 2 much of a wuss to even type it!)

FRIENDS:HELPS YOU FIND YOUR PRINCE

BEST FRIENDS:KIDNAPS HIM AND BRINGS HIM TO YOU

FRIENDS:WILL OFFER YOU A SODA

BEST FRIENDS:DUMPS THEIRS ON YOU

FRIENDS:GIVES YOU AN UMBRELLA IN THE RAIN

BEST FRIENDS:TAKES YOURS AND SAYS "RUN B*TCH RUN!

FRIENDS:WILL HELP YOU MOVE

BEST FRIENDS:WILL MOVE THE BODIES

FRIENDS:WILL BE THERE TO TAKE YOUR DRINK AWAY WHEN THEY THINK YOUVE HAD ENOUGH

BEST FRIENDS:WILL LOOK AT YOU STUMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SAY "GIRL DRINK THE REST OF THAT YOU KNOW WE DONT WASTE!"

FRIENDS:WILL IGNORE THIS

BEST FRIENDS:WILL COPY AND PASTE THIS