So what's up random people who care to look at my page?? I suppose I am supposed to tell you a bit about myself.

Age: 15.5

Hair color: dark red & black

Height: 5'5 & 3/8 (gotta count it!)

Skin: Errr pale?

Eye color: blueish Goldish greenish if it's sunny or gray if it's storming.

Now lets see... I am russian, but I live in America... I love the color black. I have an either happy and outgoing personality or a stoic and quiet one. I am definitely a bit of a perv. My fave UTAU is Ruko. I have yet to decide my fave anime, but right now it is Azumanga Daioh.

Requests I have to do: LukaXRin for LilyTooth, MikuoXMiku for ProfessorMeggles, and KaitoXLily for Aithercervantes2012

I won't forget a request just give me time.

Random Quiz Crap!!

You Scored as The Devilish UKE

You are by far the toughest UKE out there and possibly the most insane. Most people call you a smart-ass or a jerk but just because you get them mad at you doesn't mean you want to hurt them. There is something inside of you that hates to hurt people but the excitement is just too good to waste. Some think you're funny and others think you don't know when to quit but then again you don't really give a damn. You are a fan of comedy and comedians but only because they have the same mind that you do and they speak it so easily. If you are such a person then congratulations, the stinging whip of a Homicidal SEME may do you some good and teach you a lesson.. or make you want the punishment even more, whichever works best. Most SEME can't handle you so it's best to not scare them half to death. Most of any other UKE would befriend you in an instant if you would stop pulling tricks on them. To wrap up your description I shall say that you can handle anything. Any kink, and position, any ANYTHING.

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Luka

2. Miku

3. Len

4. Ruko

5. Haku

6. Neru

7. Teto

8. Meiko

9. Kaito

10. Rin

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

NO! NOT THE TUNA!!!!!

Number 2 asked you to go out with her?

No... I have a fear of leeks *remembers picture of Len with a leek in his butt* *shivers*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Run, banana boy, run. *Turns Yandere*

4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

NOOOO!!!! Rukooooo!!!!

5 cooked you dinner?

sniffs* *pushes away* Too much alcohol.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Backs away slowly* Don't make any sudden movements, no one wants an angry troll.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

... Why?!?

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Alcohol poisoning... tsk tsk

9 made fun of your friends?

Shut up BaKaito

10 ignored you all the time?

Eh? Bitch please.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

She will grab the tuna and I will stand watch.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

She sings "Triple Baka"

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

A banana phone!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Starts pouring coffee on it.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Well... she is probably drunk and yells GO FOR IT!!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

She is texting away... Probably talking about how I am tied up.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

I will make fun of her hair and she will get peeved and rape Ruko. *Drools*

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Haff sum Saaakkkeeee!!!! *shakes bottle*

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Buys me ice cream :D

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Stare at me like I am an idiot.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Well... She has ginormous boobs and a pretty voice.

2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Glares* My plans have been ruined... (LukaXMiku Fangirl)

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Yes, they adore shotas

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

hmmm a hermaphrodite and an idiot... bed confusion?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

YESSSSS!!!!!

6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

I will send her to SPICE!Len

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

At least mine doesn't look like drills...

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

I tell her that I will set her up and send her on a date with Kaito.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Yesh

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

5 minutes... maybe

1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?

Totally.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

She probably won't care.

3 told 6 he started his period.

Neru picks up her phone and tells everyone. It really explains a lot about Len.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Yesh! Teto is Ruko's property!!

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

AWWWWWW!!!! *tackles Haku*

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

He doesn't understand so he pulls out a banana and munches.

7 got high.

When isn't she high?

8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Probably that I made her deal with Kaito in Prison Break.

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

Luka kills him with a tuna!

10 starts working at a bar…

Hmm... it is a sad world when they give a 14 year old a job at a bar...

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Yesh!!! Wait... How did this happen? I thought you were the dominant one!!

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Maaaaayyyybbbbeeeee

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Ruko, Teto's legs are a lot shorter.

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

BYOB (bring your own booze)

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

The risks of ticking off the wrong person.

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does she do?

Kaito would probably watch with wide eyes... then buy ice cream.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

Meiko will spill sake on it...

1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?

She is soooo tall and they are so short. Pure jealousy.

1 thinks 8 is gay. What’s 8's reaction?

Meiko tackles Luka* Yesh ands I wuv Yuuuu!!

5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!

Well, Neru doesn't care and Haku will probably sleep, but if something must happen... NERUUU GET THE HANDCUFFS!!!

1 tries to kiss 2,3,4,5 and 6; do they let her?

Miku- Yes and she enjoys it!!

Len- Runs away with a nosebleed.

Ruko- Does it to make Teto and Miku jealous.

Haku- Yes she is drunk.

Neru- Throws a big fit and makes a scene. No.

7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive?

Ruko, she was under the couch hiding.

4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?

Luka will probably cry. Rin is the one who killed her.

MKFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz, how does everyone react to it?

Luka: *grabs tuna and protects Miku*

Miku: *hides behind Luka*

Len: *Shota scream*

Ruko, Meiko, Haku, and Rin: WHAT THE HELL!!

Kaito: *munches ice cream oblivious*

Neru: *trolling*

Teto: OMG A FRIEND!!

If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?

Road Roller: WWRRRYYYY

6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword she can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does she make a reach for the sword, and can she fight back against the monster?

Neru is so vicious the monster won't come near her.

1, 6, and 7 go to Mulligans to play laser tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return?

Ruko: *sleeping*

Len: You guys didn't take me?!? D:

3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with him. But 7 likes 9! What is 3's reaction?

haha Len steals Kaito and makes Shotarella

6, 8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisoned it?

Rin, but it as an accident she swears.

Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them?

Miku: *scoots closer to Luka*

The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do?

WHAT IS A NARGLE!!! Len probably goes to find Rin and the roadroller

Make up an e-mail address for 6

KosakuChick@TrollMail.com

What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?

points* There is an ice cream parlour down the road.

What subject would 1 teach if she were a teacher? Would she be good at it?

English... Heck yes.

4 is walking home when she sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against her legs. Will she kick it away, or take it home?

If it was a cat she would so take it home.

If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?

She is married to Miku.

3 has to marry 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Kaito. The rest would be awkward.

7 challenges 1 to a staring contest, why? And who wins?

Who knows. and Teto wins.

If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose?

I would pair her with a Khajiit. (cat person)

5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Haku you can stay. Kaito no naked scarf allowed sleep in the middle of the road.

9 and 2 are depressed, why?

Miku is upset because Luka got hurt. Kaito is sad because Luka was carrying his ice cream.

4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

breaks into a honey dance*

Think 8 could be a super model?

Yes if she would stay sober.

They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won?

Ruko just because she is still under the couch.

They all get involved in an epic Brawl (the video game), who wins?

Neru, she is used to using her thumbs rapidly... that sounded wrong.

One of them falls in love with you, which one?

Haku

GENDER SWAP! What happens?

Ruko: So I am 90% female now?

JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!!

New scenario: 3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens?

"Perfect Crime" hahaha

Another new scenario: imagine 2 has a bride, if she didn't already, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens?

Nothing. Len is a good boy.

If x = 7+3 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?

X equals Rin. Looks like Len, but crazy like Teto.

Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1?

Luka... no doubt.

1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction?

Bandaid

5, 3, 2, and 8 are waiting for the bus. Write the conversation they have until the bus arrives.