Hello, visitor! This is me. And just FYI, I'm not dead; writing inspiration is being slippery to hold on to.

Please vote on the poll, if you care to help me out.

STORY

The Blooming of Legends

Chapter V - 88.9% complete

Its up and ready for your eyes to slide across it meaninglessly!

...Or you could read it and give me feedback/critique (which is preferred).

I am aware that my talent for writing isn't... er... that great. However, I love writing. So, instead of going "Ermagerd, peeps no like mah storeh" I will not release the next chapter until I come slightly close to perfecting the current chapter. So, you can expect many edits, but eventually, it will be finished. Then we move on to the next chapter.

This will be a long and painful process, but YOU can help! Yes, you! Why don't you read a chapter or two (or all) and send me a review! Wouldn't you like to know there's one less crappy writer out there? It will help me improve this story and my writing in general.

Thank you.

FICTIONPRESS

I have an account, yes. I might post a long-lost story of mine there.

Fear not, my Pokemon fanfic will be on top of my priority list.

BIO

Age: Ha, no.

Likes/Interests: Pokemon(the game, though my interest in it is fading), Sly 3, reading, writing, not breaking out, eating, RPGs, more eating, getting honest reviews, and more to come

Dislikes: Most trolls, chainbreakers in Doodle or Die, fish(as a meal, not as an animal), my laptop's problematic attribute, and more to come

FunFacts: I can tie a Windsor knot in less than a minute -- Yes, I read a lot of people's profiles, whether I tell them or not -- I've realized that the adjective "indescribable" describes something that can't be described... think about it

Quotes From Myself:

"Maybe... my cat isn't obese, he's just further evolved and his huge, intelligent brain is in his stomach!"

"AGRO! AGRO! AGRO!" (SotC)

"What doesn't kill you probably hurt pretty bad."

"Punch someone." (not actually mine, but my step-uncle's)

"Curse you Hewlett and Packard!"

"Inspiration is like a plague: once you have it, you can easily spread it."

"Inspiration is like a plague: once you have it, you can easily spread it, but thousands can die as a result."

"Love is like an old, broken radiator; one second, its giving you warmth and refuge, the next, it leaves you without a sign of hope in a cold world."

"When you put a dog down, you don't beat it -- you take a shotgun between it's eyes. So, stop metaphorically beating me and get this charade over with."

"A house is defined by the people within it."

"This is where I double-cross you..."

"The patient are carried and the impetuous are tripped."

"No one ever told me it was going to be easy, nor did I expect it to be."

"Bravery is knowing you're screwed but going ahead anyway."

"The only thing better than meat-on-a-stick is meat-between-bread."

In case you have not seen it, I probably will always have some sort of poll running, pointless or not. I'd promise you cookies for voting on it, but my lawyer told me I should stop doing that.