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Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
The Ark and the Desert by Dreamwind1 reviews
SLASH. Unable to handle another devastating war the Wizarding communities from around the world pull together and launch themselves into space. Settling on a new planet is harder then it seems, when they find they are not the only ones claiming the plane. [Jim/Harry/Spock] [Sarek/Severus]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,362 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 9/20/2011 - [Harry P., J. Kirk, Spock] Severus S.
The Terran Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. The latest chapter is up at long last!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 487,914 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 10/30/2005
Water under the bridge by dogbertcarroll reviews
No map, no home, but plenty of time and new sights to see for the few Scoobies who have left for the stars.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,153 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010
Copycat by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Xander H.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4944 - Favs: 6,243 - Follows: 4,111 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fighting the Gods by phoenix catcher reviews
Ryver/Michael Mentions of . Alteran:Harry. Clone:Harry Ryver . Harry must face the Galaxy and try to rebuild the strength of the Great Races while caring for his twin brother who has their destiny on Earth on his shoulders.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 364,566 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 3,207 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P.
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2920 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
The Consequences Of Not Being Polite by The Sidhe reviews
The Colonials finally encounter their long lost relatives. However, they find out that their cousins are not quite what they had expected. Now AU due to progression in the recent season.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 266,212 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Olympians: Tides of War by VINcredable reviews
After his adventure in the Chamber of Secrets Harry discovers his parentage is more unique than he thought. He is taken to a camp in America for kids like him where he will become involved with a quest to prevent world war 3. Percy Jackson xover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,407 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Harry P.
Twisted Experimentation by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Harry/Alec. Transgenic:Harry. Dark Angel Universe. Harry is given up by the Dursleys and brought up to never know his true nature but only how to wage a war that was never meant for him. All he knows is that his family are the most important thing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,200 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Harry P., Alec - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 5,805 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 3,648 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
The Champion by mjimeyg reviews
After Halloween, Xander's world grows increasingly as he meets new people and drags the Scoobies along for the ride.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,695 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 3,870 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Yub Yub Commander by Diresquirrel reviews
My friend wanted me to write a Star Wars cross. Her Requirements: no Jedi, no standard relationships and no Xander the Hutt. Xander gets some people to dress up for Halloween as a memorial to Jesse. SG1 eventually.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,190 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Xander H.
A Trick of Eros (Original Version) by Dreamwind1 reviews
Series: The Heart of Wadj Wer, Part 1 Spock meets temp. girl!Jim and falls in lust/love but is forced to return to Vulcan leaving behind a pregnant Jim. Teen fic! Pre-Reboot movie. Het/Slash, angst, preg/mpreg, genderswap, first time, WIP COMPLETE [Rewrite being posted on AO3]
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,405 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Spock, J. Kirk] [Amanda G., Sarek] - Complete
The Harem War by Radaslab reviews
AU post OoTP. Poor Harry. Sirius left him far more than a house and some money. Dumbledore is the Dark Lord? And what is he supposed to do with the women he was left? Sometimes, Pranks suck and others they are opportunities. H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 749,417 - Reviews: 4772 - Favs: 5,857 - Follows: 5,224 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Star Trek: Divergence by keiranhalcyon2010 reviews
In the 22nd Century, after a year of exploration in deep space Enterprise is damaged, near adrift. Their distress call is answered by those who would bring about a new era for Earth and the Galaxy.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,764 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - S. Carter
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 11,629 - Follows: 5,701 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,602 - Follows: 9,835 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9413 - Favs: 24,146 - Follows: 9,596 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 369,477 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 4,794 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stargate: Commonality by keiranhalcyon2010 reviews
Something has changed in our distant past. We are totally different. We have created a near Utopia. We have already begun the exploration of space. What we found in the final frontier was not what we hoped for. Our dreams of a peaceful Universe shattered.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,622 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009
Harry Potter and the power of Oa by bluminous8 reviews
AU Harry Potter/Justice League. Oa has departed the universe forever, but it has left its essence in a young boy on a cold December night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 227,104 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P.
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,662 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 5,048 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10987 - Favs: 19,500 - Follows: 6,431 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Jedi Harris by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Xander goes for a rather different costume at Halloween. May the force be with him? Chapter 28 is here.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 239,128 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004