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Joined 02-15-07, id: 1220921, Profile Updated: 08-23-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

My name is... of no importance. Just call me Emjay, or Em.

I am :insert age here: years old. Let's just say that I am old enough to vote, old enough to drive, and old enough to hold five credit cards and work to pay them off... :sighs: bills, bills, bills. (HATE THEM!) But I am a Gemini, and love being one!

I also like taking over the world little by little... by not taking over it at all.

This is just my Twilight account. I have another one... somewhere. :) For teenagers who like Hannah Montana, I have written some Jake/Miley stuff... and I am a big Draco/Hermione shipper. (Epilogue? What Epilogue?!)

I like original characters but do not like Mary Sue at all; unless they poke fun at Bella and Jacob.

Lastly, I do not like Jacob... even after re-reading the series. He is just... not my cup of tea.

Edit: I love Cato and Katniss. Yup. I follow Hunger Games fandom.

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Paperback Lover by UpInTheSkaie reviews
I met him, Edward Cullen - the guy who reinvented the phrase prince charming. It was the guy who made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor. I was the fortunate girl who met him. I couldn’t believe my luck.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/16/2018 - Published: 4/18/2008
Within You by bexxy reviews
What if Edward couldn't stay away when he left Bella in New Moon? Will he make it back in time before a visit from Victoria and The Volturi? Bella/Edward [COMPLETE]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,576 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/16/2017 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Rachel Berry, by Anna Flair reviews
Rachel deserves a slap in the face. Rant-centric.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Jack of Spades by Zarunak reviews
Uzumaki Kushina was one of the greatest interrogators the Leaf had ever seen, now years later the Legendary Sadist of the leaf finally meets his teacher's only child. Naruto grows to learn that torture isn't about sadism, its just business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,693 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
A Different Decision by Twilighter reviews
What might have happened had Edward gone to Bella's home that first day, rather than to Alaska.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,092 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nostalgia by twilightened reviews
Takes place after Eclipse. Bella and Edward are back in Forks after 40 years. See what's become of them, Charlie, Renee, and Jacob. Includes info the Wedding, Change, Bella's talents, the Volturi, and more. First Fanfic. Reviews are most welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,209 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
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It Didn't Matter reviews
In a world where there is no magic, and no myth, Edward is a high school senior in the year 2003. Alternate Universe, Edward-centric; a serious story where there would Twilight characters AND non-Twilight ones.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Strangers reviews
In which Edward is an intern, Emmett has a medical degree, Jasper is a male nurse, Alice and Rosalie have a strange condition, and Bella is dragged along for the ride. Six lives shall never be the same.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008