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This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up all the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark my folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse my name he calls

I press myself against the wall.

I try and hide from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault that he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,

I finally get free and I run for the door.

He's already locked it and I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream but its now much too late

His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain again and again

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops and heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah and I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, murdered me.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Even though you can't see him, God is always there. If you believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.

If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

WHEN I SAY I AM A CHRISTIAN

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I am saved"
I'm whispering "I was lost!"
That is why I chose this way."

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need someone to be my guide.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
and pray for strength to carry on.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
my flaws are too visible
but God believes I'm worth it.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain
I have my share of heartaches
which is why I seek His name.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I do not wish to judge.
I have no authority.
I only know I'm loved.

Red like blood...white like bone...

Red like solitude...white like silence.

Red like the beastly instinct...white like a god's heart.

Red like thawing hatred...white like a frozen, pained cry.

Red like the night's hungry shadows...

this is bunny. i got him from someone else. copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

BUNNY!

Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have oreos)

"You...are...DUMMYSMART!"-Me (Based off of a quote from moodiful819's profile)

"Y-...you...you...son-of-a-batch-of-cookies!" - (Someone on this site, i can't remember, sorry)

"You are THE Michel Jackson-wannabe!"- (Someone on this site, i can't remember, sorry)

"Noting matters...'cuz I like dirt, I like dirt!"- (Someone on this site, i can't remember, sorry)

"The British are coming...with PEPPER!" - (Someone on this site, i can't remember, sorry)

"Your not suppose to put the tray, in too, you thing!" - (Someone on this site, I can't remember, sorry)

"If I wasn't me...I would be...AN EVIL BLOOD-SUCKING ALIEN!!!!!!!"

"I hear voices in my head...and they think you're pretty...pretty stupid, that is."

"Homework should burn in hell, luckily, it's highly flammable" - (moodiful819) (A person on this site, I saw the quote and liked it)

"People are like porcelain dolls. Some are cracked, some are perfect, some are loved, and some are put on display. I am the one that was left shattered and forgotten." - (moodiful819)

"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain." -Abraham Crowley

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. --Albert Einstein

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning. --Albert Einstein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. --Albert Einstein

True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. --Jason Jordan

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. --Unknown

True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending. --K Knight

People are like stained glass windows: they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within. -Unknown

"And you are Kisame, the riverdancing fishman." - (From a fanfic I read called "Itachi Learns To Dance" Read it, its funny!)

"j'ai une forchette. = I have a fork." "I'm in french 1. Oh what joys this world offers, that one can learn to speak of forks in multiply languages." yes...multiply languages...now i only need to master english..." Some random person on Neopets Do you see what I mean by people saying mutiply too much?

"Embrace the darkness""

"Lest there be fruit loops"

"Lest there be corn flakes"

"Thou shall jump off thy cliff"

"Roll over and die"

"Rainbows and Sunshine and Lollypops and DIE!!"

"I see Clip-Clop" - My best friend, Maddi, made that up

"I am the Lima Bean of Legend; bow before my beany power!"

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at your ex"

"You can only get what you want if you beat up the person who has it"

"I SEE GRASS!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!"

"FISH-STICKS!"

"Piccolo is a cucumber!!" - The result of watching YouTube for hours at a time...

'NO no no no...ASHELY! Don't eat that!' -TIFFANY

'Heh...what had happend was...i had to go to the bathroom...so i did...and that's why im late Ms. Garrett- ME

'Why don't you do anything? You don't even move around!' -P.E. PARTNER-

'St..stop yelling at meeeeeee!'- ME

'If a panda meeps, what noise does a giraffe make?'- ASHELY

'Wow dude look at that!'- ANYONE

'Science is for learning, not for porn'- ME (you know the weird naked people in the back of the science book tlkn bout fertilization)

'You big meanie-hole! I don't care about your ass!'- ELAINE

'Have you had your daily chicken' - MATT

'Why was 6 afraid of 7? ...Why? Cause 7 shot him for the 89nth time'- WEIRD GUY AT SCHOOL

'I know a guy who works at Mcdonalds! I know a guy who works at Subway! ...I KNOW A GUY WHO JUST FUCKED YOU!'-TORI

'Many mumbling mice, are making merry music in the moonlight! Mighty niiiiice',-CHORUS

'Do you ever think in some weird other universe that pandas where tutu's and splinters try and take over the world?'- ME

'I will steal your bacon!'-ME(to my sister)

'I will enjoy killing her nice and slow'-ME

'Join the club'-KYLE

'I don't believe in seers, they're just like whores, only they sell cheap stories instead of their bodies'- ANONYMOUS

'If love was easy, there would be almost no songs in the world' -ARJ ...?

'I will protect all of you my little sheeppies'-L.A. TEACHER

Chili dogs, french fries, pizza and Pepsi. I'm finna' hurt myself. -My mother

-This ain't nothing but gas on a plate...-My mother(again) referring to the food listed above

-No matter how you go around it, you're just another darkling. -Zexion

-I can do it, I should, but am I going to? -Me

-I swear, you can live in the library...-my librarian

-I got yo' geek! -my older bro', who shall be known as D

-Did you did it? -my little sister, whom I call Marik

-"Shakia, did you win first place?" "Noooo..." "Well what did you win? Second? Third?" "Nothing!" "Dang girl, get in the car!" -my mother and my little sister on the disscussion of the math derby

Word: rabidkikyouhatingsuperultramutatedninjakitty

Translation: rabid-kikyou-hating-super-ultra-mutated-ninja-kitty

~I forgot who wrote this but it was someone on FanFiction...I am a rabidkikyouhatingsuperultramutatedninjakitty! Yup yup yup!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Spinning in circles for 3 minutes straight and falling on the couch

Skating downhill and running into the gate, breaking it.

Have a crazed, high pitched, manaical laugh that is your natural laugh.

Ever got tombstoned piledriven to the wooden floor and not get brain damage

If you actually like the taste of blood, like me.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!!! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you used to love Danny Phantom but now hate him because it's obvious the rest of season 3 is never going to show, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

Sing the Alphabet. Sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. If you didn't realize until now that they have the same tune, copy this to your profile.

If you think that disclaimers are a waste of precious time, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you would (but you're not allowed too) live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new 'Warriors' books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you think it is easier to write dialogue in a story than writing discriptions and other stuff, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' , copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too profile.

If you are too lazy to copy this to your profile, copy this to your profile

If you fall in slow-motion and everyone else is in normal speed, copy this to your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, badass92, Uzumaki-Kat-Insane-Kunoichi, 15 tailed wolf demon itachi

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, badass92,15 tailed wolf demon itachi

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you have an army of blue snails with battle axes at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that yougurt is not meant to be eaten with a spoon but with your mouth copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you ran into a wall ON PURPOSE; paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Uzumaki-Kat-Insane-Kunochi, 15 tailed wolf demon itachi

If you have ever ran into a door copy this and put it in your profile.(or a telephone pole if your like me)

If you have ever ran into a tree copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa copy this and put it in your profile. (in my case i litterally kicked the door down)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it copy this and put it in your profile.

So shooting through the moon in a sigh is like

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot, if you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be lauging your ass off.

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

Your like me if...

You worry more often than you breathe!

You hate letting people down

Your too stuborn to except help

You know that when you marry you'll be wearing a kind of evening/elegant dress ('cause you hate tacky and OTT wedding dresses)

You can't stand disloyalty

Your patrotic

Your more likley to fall for the boy next door than the arrogant football mad jock

You can't make decisions without changing your mind

If you really want something you'll go after it no matter what.

To everyone I held dear. To everyone I lost. To everyone I haven't seen in a while. To everyone I haven't gotten the chance to get to know better. To everyone I loved. To everyone I cared for. To everyone I promised friendship. To everyone I didn't get the chance to meet. Hope you all forgive me.

Quiz:

Your instincts has its advantages all the time...

This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

1. 13
2. 69
3. Robert
4. Maria
5. Breanna
6. Mom
7. Marcos
8. little lion man
9. Thunder
10. Joan
11. Black fox

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in. (:D)

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits. (Uhhhhhhhhh...a little freaky there. Not that crazy...)

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Respite by ForeverFinally reviews
ShiShi themed. Ash is going home for a much needed holiday, but he's in for something of a surprise. Features include hot chocolate in the first chapter.
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Promise Me by JazzTheTiger reviews
Set after my 9 page comic Nightmare. Prowl comforts Bumblebee after a particularly disturbing nightmare, but Bumblebee is hesitant to reveal what he was fighting to keep in his dream. Warnings for mech-pregnancy and slash. Implied BumblebeexStarscream, ProwlxBumblebee if you squint
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Echoes by antepathy reviews
Short backstories on individual characters from my other, longer fics. Early days of war on Cybertron. In one place for your convenience! Sideswipe, Barricade, Megatron, Ironhide thus far. Rating bumped for sexual content and language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,873 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Sideswipe, Barricade
What happens under the bed stays under the bed by dark soul 1313 reviews
This is a story me and my friend made after we had a whole bunch of pop and though that some of the Naruto characters are under the bed, feel free to think it's you and 2 friends in our story! extreme OOC ness and crack fic! GaaXOc, ItaXOc, and others!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Gaara, Itachi U.
Bonds by sno.is.pure reviews
What if everything that Itachi had done really wasn't his doing? THIS IS NOT AN ITACHI AND SASUKE PAIRING FIC! AN: the VERY end of chap 5 has been tweaked a tad bit!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Dream's a Reality by silver-jasmine reviews
5 girls get to the REAL world of Naruto, not the show, and everyone thinks they're supposed to be heros. They end up living with team 7 and other stuff happens, like they become ninjas. Pairings inside! Please rr!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,598 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Sasuke U.
Ninjas in a nook by Sakura Sama 101 reviews
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A series of unfortunate Akatsukis by Joker O'Sins reviews
Akatsuki goes on vacation, but everything that could go wrong, well goes wrong. From flat tires to flight hijacks to being stranded on an island, it just gets worse and worse.....
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To Protect and Serve by CasusFere reviews
Sequel to Line of Duty. Barricade's on the job with the LAPD, but not everyone in the department is happy with it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
A Long Lost Uchiha by dustori reviews
When the Uchiha Massacre happened, there was only one survivor, Sasuke Uchiha, but he disappeared and was never heard from again. Four years has passed and there are rumors that a boy who resembles the missing Uchiha was found. Now Team 7 is on the missio
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,005 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Primal Fear by shadowfang666 reviews
A powerful child ignorant of the power he holds, how could he be blamed for power infused accidental magic? According to the minister HE can. Find out what happens when a 5 year old Harry Potter is thrown in Azkaban.
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What You Want by trulywicked reviews
isn't always what you need. Itachi is innocent of his clan's massacre and Naruto is sent to escort him to Konoha. What will happen when Itachi meets Sai? Sparks will fly. ItachiXSai
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Sleepover Madness by AmaneRose reviews
What do you think will happen when team 7 comes to our world? Angela and her friends are having a sleepover when they get unexepted guests. Sakura, Naruto,Sasuke, and Kakashi are confused. And Kakashi Keeps getting violated. Future chaps may become M.
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Just Waiting by Laughing reviews
AU, Sirius is alive. Set during the fifth year. Harry goes to save Sirius in the Department of Mysteries, and discovers his mistake too late. Someone dies, but it's not Sirius. No slash.
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Naruto USA by me-ninja reviews
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A Wish Come True by The Nerdfighter reviews
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Six years ago Uchiha Sasuke left Konoha. Now he's returned, but with a bit of a surprise.past OroxSasu,NejixSasu Yaoi mentions of Mpreg
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Partners by reooeky reviews
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Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
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Two girls from our world get transported to the Naruto world,read to find out more.Rated just to be safe.
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[AU sort of] After having symbolic dream, Sasuke decides to leave Orochimaru to find, and finally, kill Itachi. Except Itachi has been witholding something, the true reason to the massacre that left Sasuke the way he is.
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Akatsuki Kids! by Yukakage reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Akastuki were kids?WHat trouble they would get into?Well,here you go!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bogged Down by Hoshika Hitomi reviews
He knew from that moment on that this night was not going to end smoothly. Slight KakuHidan, OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Welcome to Bakura & Marik's Pschyo School by therichnobody reviews
The place where you learn to be the best pschyo you can be! CHapter 20 is here, and Happy B'day Bakura's Reflection! This one is for you!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,493 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
The Gatekeeper's Mistake: Book One by fighting-dreamer179 reviews
Due to a mistake, Kakashi ends up in the real world.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Comeback by Sacral reviews
Sasuke comes back. Nothing spectacular happens. At first. SasuKaka and an evil Orochimaru who wants Sasuke back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Akatsuki Valentines Day by AkiraDawn reviews
It's Valentine's Day in the Akatsuki apartment! Don't you wonder what everyone has planned? Do you honestly think that they will do something together? Enjoy! Rated for language...and some other things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
What's Highschool? by JoyfulAsian reviews
The ninjas are sent to a highschool in an 'outside world' that no one knows about. Once they step out into the unknown world, they face many troubles and possibly even romance. But can they survive in this world without even knowing what a CAR is? read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
Chibi Sasuke by MellyPie reviews
NaruSasu in later chapters. It was just supposed to be a harmless prank but when Sasuke gets turned into a five year old what will happen when Naruto is stuck babysitting him!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Meet the Family by Maistwin reviews
Yugi has deafted Peguses in Duelist Kingdom. Not even that compares to what he must do now: visit his parents without revealing why he hasn't been bullied lately.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,120 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Viva Akatsuki: Redefined by jakkuri-n reviews
Fun times at the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2006
What Really Happened by Richi and Tainechi reviews
This is a crack fic...It's kinda scary. It's basicly what me and my friend though should happen in the first fight in the Prolemaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Path to The Key reviews
Me and my friends were just normal kids in a normal town until we got transformed. Now we can't go home and we're feared by everyone. How can we survive when it seems the world is out to get us? sorry that their ooc ..... and the crack pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008