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 Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride, and Twilight. You know those signs that say No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service? WHAT ABOUT PANTS!! Are they like optional or something? Or did people forget about them? I for one would rather see someone without a shirt then someone with out pants! The 10 Commandments of a Teenager! 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. 2) Thou shall not do drugs. 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. 6) Thou shall not get into fights. 7) Thou shall not skip class. 8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside insted.) 9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.) 10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. |
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A Goddesses Tale by Mythology Lover 831 reviews
Isabella Marie Swan, isn't who she says to be. When a few siblings come to tell her that her five years as a mortal are up, she happily comes back. What happens when another war, the over baring Cullen's, and the Pack aern't the only problems?Being re-don
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Bella, Apollo
Daughter of Hades by aireagle92 reviews
Alexis has always been the hidden daughter of Hades, after the death of her mother she headed to camp and that death of her friend she vanished she is forced to live with a foster family what will happened. I'm bad at summary sorry.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,746 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 5/24/2011
The Changer and the Demibird by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
Post MAX and TLO. Elephyn and Davian, two lost experiments from the School, finally escape after a rescue from the flock. But getting shot down by the Hunters kinda ruins their fun day. DISCONTINUED AND BEING REWRITTEN.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Fang, Thalia G. - Complete
The Winged Demigod by The Girl at the Keyboard reviews
Maximum is a homeless, mute, winged child. Something she doesn't know though is she is a demigod also. This story is being rewritten.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Max, Percy J.
Isabella Volturi: Marcus's Daughter by twilight642531 reviews
Marcus lost his wife who was protecting a human child, Isabella. Now Isabella is Marcus's daughter, what will happen to her? Normal pairings, will end up with Edward later on. Will also follow Twilight Saga usually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,476 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Visions From the Past Lead to the Future by kimee0479 reviews
Alice has strange visions Jasper's relative Bella Swan. After a series of tragedies Bella finally moves to forks. The more visions Alice has it becomes clear that Bella will be part of the family. Will B&E fall in love or will fate tear it all fall apart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,975 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Olympian Child by Skeletal Dragon reviews
Bella Swan is the child of Olympus, an experiment by Kronos that turned on him. Bella is in Forks, and guess who she meets. Cannon pairings.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Bella
the strangest notions, the oddest ideas by Cupcake-Wingz reviews
She was used. They only cared bout the money. She was their most prized possession, and she escaped. Now, they want her back. Along the way she makes new friends, new foes, and a taste for ice cream. The only question, will she live? DW/MR/PJO xover.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011
You never leave me alone by Swimming Nut reviews
You would think after saving the world Max would get a break. When the flock breaks apart and goes public, she will forever be running. When erasers start showing up again in the middle of Volterra, how will she handle them, while running from the Volturi.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Max, Aro
Wildfire by lizziestar reviews
Sequel to 'Solar Flare'. Erin's finally out of Uncle Brian's clutches. Unfortunately, this means she must live with her cousin in Astoria, Oregon. Can Seth and Erin handle being apart? "Long distance relationships will kill you."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,575 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Seth
My heart not yet mended by DeceasedAngel reviews
Max was pushed out of the flock. She ends up going to her mothers and staying ther. But will acting like a regular teenager get her into more trouble than she bargained for? Will she meet some people from her past 300years ago. Fang red head wonder.METT
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Max, Emmett
51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
Max in Forks by curlyfries101 reviews
the flock is dead and max moved to forks with jeb.at forks high school she meets the cullens and notice somethings off about them.will she find out their secret?will they find out hers.i dont know max&edward
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,936 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010
Lycanthropy Love by aribx3 reviews
After ending a relationship with her mysterious abusive ex-boyfriend, Arielle moves to the opposite side of the country to small town La Push. When a small accident leaves her drowning in a rushing river, who else saves her but a certain young werewolf?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 88,323 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Seth
To Find a Twin by emmettsmybigteddybear reviews
After their sixteenth birthday, Alice and Bella, twins with unusual powers, get thrown into different asylums, and are changed by deranged vampires. They embark on different journeys to each other, not knowing if the other is alive, and to love. BXE AXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,625 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
They called me Minx by bluenique reviews
The English version of Minx.the 13 years old Jeanna met for the very first time her father- what is quite different from all she had ever expected and changed her life totally.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Hank/Beast
Immortal by That70sshowlova reviews
"I ran quickly, stumbling over my long dress...I could smell the burning flesh from here, and almost stopped to bend over and vomit. Cries of witch traveled across the couple miles." Canon Pairings. Original time frame.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,934 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ninja of a Modern Era by SoccerManiac reviews
American-born ninja Bella Swan is her clan's best fighter and tactician. But when a battle goes wrong, her mother sends her back to the states to live. But she can't live as a normal girl, and it doesn't help when she meets the inhuman Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 91,569 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Baby Forever by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self? ADOPTED FROM PURPLE SCORPION!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Fox by SACM4 reviews
Bella is a teenage con artist looking for a place to settle down.Forks shouldn't have been it. Bella and some other characters are OOC. Cullens are vampires, Bella is human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,004 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pandora's box by Wild Fire Tonight reviews
Werewolves were meant to be rare, having been hunted almost to extinction. What if one was hidden in Forks all along? Will Paul accept her, will the pack allow her to stay? What will the Volturi say about that..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,859 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Paul
Dreamer by Angels of Twilight reviews
School is a castle. Many of the kids are creatures. Goths? Vampires. Preps? Witches. Everyone else? An assortment of beings. This is the kind of fantasy world that Bella Swan lives in every day. But what if it's not? And what part does she play in it? AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,818 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who To Trust by rosalindathevamp reviews
"Seth. Seth, I'm sorry." I winced at how weak my voice sounded, "Seth, I love you. I'm sorry." The last thing I heard was Loud, tortured howl before I was plunged into the darkness. *Full Summary Inside!* Seth/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,948 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Seth - Complete
Miracles Do Come True by rosalindathevamp reviews
My life is a disaster. I have an abusive adoptive father,no friends,psycho blonde barbies who hate me & most importantly, I'm in constant pain,physically & emotionally. I don't need shooting stars or crazy superstitions. What I need is a Miracle. *HIATUS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,407 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Fate of a Goddess by shobsnet02 reviews
Bella Swan isn't who she said she was. She too, hides a secret of her own, far beyond the Cullens' expectations-she is an Olympian. Athena, the Goddess of Wisdom, no less. But the Fates have something big in store for her. What will she do to stop it?
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,080 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 157 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Poseidon
No One Understands by Damon Salvatore's gal reviews
Life can change when ur causing lives 2 die.So Max decides 2 leave her flock to save their life's.She meets some people,Learn there secret,and fines a way 2 destroy he school for once and all.When she feels the world is safe would she go back 2 her flock?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Max
The Fall of Autumn by K8.K
This is Autumn's story, as she tries to run from a violent history that she can never escape. Meeting up with and staying with the Cullens teaches her that the past helps you make a better future, but can that lesson help her when the past wants her back?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,465 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011
Bella, The Lioness by BellaMadonna reviews
Bella Cullen is a 159 yr old vampire; Edward Masen a 17 yr old human. Their love has existed through time. This story is PURE ROMANCE with a little something extra; A/U B&E-OOC Cullen vampires are same; They prove that True Love rises above all obstacles
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,589 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hunter's Moon by JasonCulhane reviews
Jason Culhane has led a troubled life, living with an unloving family and little hope for his future. His one anchor is his little sister Chloe. However, an encounter with the supernatural hurls him into a life he never thought possible or one he wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,512 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Aro, Siobhan, Jane, Liam - Complete
The World Spins Madly On by Bellarella reviews
Sequel to The Bench. Bella is still struggling to come to terms with Edward's betrayal. Unable to subsist in a house full of couples any longer, she makes a decision that will put her on a new path where unexpected danger lays ready and waiting to strike.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,624 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Many Years Past by animallover0109 reviews
AU:Alice and Bella were twin sisters in the 1920's. When the vampire saves them from a horrible fate at James' hands, the two are seperated. In 2005, Bella moves to Forks and finds a familiar face. What can keep these two sisters apart? Alice's blank past
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella
Eagle Eye by JulieeMariee reviews
Bella & Edward meet on the EagleEye, a business ship, & have an instant connection. The EagleEye however suffers a great fate. When it sinks, how will Bella, Edward, & the other 6 survivors make it on the deserted island they come across? Will they live?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Looks Of An Angel by Brown-EyesxGold-Eyes reviews
Charlie put Bella up for adoption because of her powers. How will she fit into a life when there is always someone trying to take her away? Finally comfortable with the Cullens, how will she feel when she has to go back to Charlie's abusing ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,148 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Of Vampires by kjate95 reviews
Bella was raised by vampire's. Renee works for the Volturi and they want Bella someday to... Then the Cullens come to Forks. How does this girl know about vampires? Why is she so scared to tell them? What will happen when Edward meets Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,500 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Look, Don't Touch by Luxio Nyx reviews
September, 1918: Bella Swan loses the love of her life, Edward Mason, to an illness. Days later, she is turned into a vampire. September, 2010: Bella, a Volturi fugitive, moves to Forks for an escape. What she doesn't expect is to see Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,009 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hell Isn't Such a Bad Place by Mrs.Sevenfold reviews
Isabella Swan is many things. She is: The new girl at Forks High, Phoenix's mystery girl, not normal, beautiful, sassy, not human, and last but not least the only girl able to capture Edward Cullen's heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,280 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Twilight story by KMK123 reviews
Rosalie finds a little human baby in the forest, and brings her back home to her vampire family. She introduces the little baby to the others, and they all love her instantly. But one of them is very compelled by her scent. What happens now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,179 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen by Kiiimberly reviews
How to annoy Alice Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Alice - Complete
Inferno by ludzoo reviews
All vampires have one weakness, except Bella. Immortal in every way, Bella isn't harmed by the fire that kills her kind. Instead, fire was her only companion throughout a century of lonely years. However, that all changes when she meets the Cullens...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,764 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Seriously Though? by MissA540 reviews
Bella is a member of the flock, with several talents. She was taken, and settled in Forks. Now the flock found her again, and look at all the conflicting personalities! What will these crazy people do before they are immortalized forever? I have no clue.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010
There's Always A Reason by Il Cielo Piove delle Stelle reviews
Sequel to Max Can Never Get A Break. The flock had come back, and now the Volturi wanted Max. What to do? Well, all is answered when a stranger who only thinks of himself as a wepon appears out of the blue. Maximum Ride Twilight Crossover.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Max - Complete
Alone by death by Beatbuyredd reviews
Ok so the flock had died but fang shows up as the VOICE and max moves to forks with jeb and meets the cullens. max is a mess and doesnt know what to do when the volturi come for her.will she stand by the cullens or die in the battle while protecting Ness
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010
101 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen by Kiiimberly reviews
How to annoy Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Secret by JaidedVanillaXoXo reviews
Onshore, I had a reputation. Surely, it was not one any virtuous girl would have wanted but I can't change my past. Little did I know that my dark past would come back to haunt my future and my one chance of being with my only love... SEQUEL TO THE ATTACK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Alice, Jasper
61 other things Bella Swan is NOT allowed to do by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Back by popular demand, a story of comedy genius, comes 61 more thing our precious Bella Swan is NOT allowed to do. Of course like always she finds more thing to do, and break the other rules.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Alice
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Stand Your Ground by liza22 reviews
Bella and her abusive father move to Forks. All she wants is to be left alone, but when she meets the Cullen's everything changes. Will they push her over the edge or will she let them in? WARNING ABUSE! May contain future rape! R&R ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,836 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reunited by jensen122 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were 7. But when Edward dies suddenly, Bella is left alone. She was changed just days after Edward died, or did he really? 90 years later, they meet again. Can they make it work? What trouble waits? COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 71,664 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Royal Commandments by Jammeke reviews
I present to you The 'Royal Commandments', authored by Aro, co-authored by Marcus and Caius. When Aro launched this list of rules on the Internet, he did not contemplate the 'react' button at the bottom of the page. How did the vampire community react?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Aro, Bella - Complete
A Mystery In Windermere by persephonesfolly reviews
In all my years among the undead, I've never met anyone quite like Sherlock Holmes. When he called for my assistance in a perplexing case of murder, how could I refuse? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,144 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
Divine Intervention by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
At the beginning of New Moon, Edward leaves Bella to protect her from himself. But what if unkown to them all, protection wasn't what she nedeed the most? What if all she had to do was to remeber who she really was? Full summary inside.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Late Than Never by I-Dream-With-My-Eyes-Open reviews
SEQUEL TO "A different Vampire, A different Bella". A lot can change in 85 years; you'll just have to read to find out what.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
When Sparks Fly by blackwolf412 reviews
Okay. I didn't ask to be genetically altered while I was in the womb. I didn't ask to be brutally attacked in some Chicago alley. I didn't ask to run into six other mutants. But it all happened anyway. So here goes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,374 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
vampire law by JASPER'S ROSE reviews
Have you ever wondered what the vampire laws are? Well here they are.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Aro - Complete
A different Vampire, A different Bella by I-Dream-With-My-Eyes-Open reviews
A corrected version of "What if?"Summary:What if Bella was not the clumsy human she was in Twilight?What if she was different?What if she had a different past?What would the story be like then?WATCH OUT FOR SEQUEL!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fostering Challenges by GraspingBlu reviews
Bella has had it hard, mostly because she likes it that way. No one gets too close to her and she lives in her own little world. Will becoming a foster child to the Cullen family change her for the better or just shatter her more completely? AU COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Changer by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks to live with Charlie but she is more then meets the eye. She seems to know about the Cullen's and their world. But how? Something is different about her, and not just her strange scent and behaviour. Bella is something else.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,696 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
51Things Emmett Cullen Can't Do Anymore by Heather94 reviews
Here are 51 Things That Emmett Cullen Cannot Do Anymore. These stories are why The Indifferent Child Of Earth wrote the 51 things that Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Emmett
Nerves by psychic.pixie reviews
Who knows the best way to annoy Edward? Emmett does! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Isabella Bielifed by MelissaRM reviews
Born in 1653, loving her parents and brother, Carlisle, Isabella lived the first 18 years of her life. Bella is changed the same day as her brother and they meet up years later in Forks, WA. Bella has her own coven... full sumery inside, i own nothing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Volturi by Pixidoodle reviews
A list of ways to annoy the Volturi! WARNING! Do not attempt to recreate anything you see here! These have been 100% tested by yours truly and they don't need a second testing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
Miss Congeniality by Norah the Poet reviews
Bella Swan is an FBI agent, and a tomboy to the extreme. Edward Cullen is the new agent, transferring from the CIA to the FBI, and has been assigned his own mission. Queen of the fashion world Alice Brandon has enlisted the FBI to help solve the mystery.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Without a Gun by dustyrose03 reviews
It's been 4 months since they escaped Italy,but when those you thought you would never see again,return. Intentions become clear and what would you do if you had to risk the life of the one you loved? Sequel to Another Way To Die! AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,300 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Boy Stuck in Time by MynameisWHAT reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm a time traveler". For reasons beyond her comprehension and control, Bella Swan travels through time. She is a nomad of the past and present, and in this she is alone. Save the boy with gold eyes, the boy stuck in time. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Minute of Heaven by animallover0109 reviews
AU. Bella is not human and has suffered through her 17 years of life. When she runs away, can one boy and his family change her outlook on life? Or will her past come back to haunt her and take away everything she's worked for? Mild Language. Chapter 3 up
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella
Another way to die by dustyrose03 reviews
Bella is nearing 16,the Princess of Italy. Edward is 17,the brother of the Mafia bosses; and Edward has wanted nothing more than to be exactly like them. So when Bella runs away from the life she never wanted, Edward is ordered to kidnap her... AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,360 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett Makes A Scene by January Q reviews
This is in response to 'the indifferent child of earth's Fic "51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2" This story can also be Titled as the remake and continuance of 'Everyone Blames Emmett'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Emmett's List of Annoyance by Still-Obsessed reviews
with commentry from Emmett himself! Read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Stupid Things Emmett Does by Zephyr and Bree reviews
Things Emmett Cullen should never attempt to do, but does anyway. Beware of screaming Edwards, flying dishes, singing Emmett's and pink underwear. Based off of 51 Things Emmett Cullen is Not Allowed To Do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Emmett
Forever Alone by Kiari16 reviews
What if there was a family secret on Renee's side that Bella never knew about? Everything in Twilight happened, but after Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella finds out that she's not even human. AU alternate universe. updated every Saturday, if possible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worlds Apart Not Even the Same Species by Xenocide913 reviews
A/U - Bella is a poor scholarship student at a prestigious school with an obnoxious rich boy gang that has Crown Prince Edward as the leader. What happens when she has a run-in with them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Haunted Midnight by AsherRose reviews
The Cullens expect Forks, Washington to be no different from any other small, rainy town they've lived in. But it is different. Because there's someone in their house who's waited 200 years to tell her story..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,478 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edwards Nerves by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Emmett is bored and decideds to annoy Edward through his thoughts....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
11 things Emmet should not do by loveswerewolfs reviews
11 things emmet should not do!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Nearly 100 Ways to Annoy Edward by lovelymissalice reviews
Here are almost 100 ways to annoy your favorite vampire, Edward Cullen! Mwuhahahahahahaha!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Golden Eyes by Reaching Out reviews
Sequel to Isabella: The Face That Launched A Thousand Ships. When Bella finds Edward at last it seems he can't remember her. Can Bella get him to recall the love they shared? Then when the Volturi come back for Bella... what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Isabella: The Face That Launched A Thousand Ships by Reaching Out reviews
Young Isabella Swan is growing up in the early 1900's.At birth she is betrothed to Edward Masen Jr. When the Epidemic strikes they will land on hard times in their fast growing relationship. Will Isabella end up alone? Or will she find true love again?B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,470 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost in Blue by JaidedVanillaXoXo reviews
When Bella jumps overboard of the cruise ship she's stowed away on, she drifts to an uninhabited island. She begins to hallucinate and wonder if she'll ever be rescued. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Cloud Covered Moon by EdWarded reviews
Bella is blind but she can see without eyes.She sees more than most. Edward Cullen is a vampire never giving a though to the thoughts of others.This story is ExB.The first fanfiction I have ever wrote please read and review,we need ur support Wow200review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
61 MORE things Bella Swan is NOT alloud to do! by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
From the creater of 61 one things bella swan is not aloud to do is its sequel...61 MORE Things she is not aloud to do. As for where this comes from....im insane...I don't know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
61 things Bella Swan is NOT allowed to do! by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Inspired by the indifferent child of earth's 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do..comes 61 things Bella Swan is not allowed to do. One shot! May be sequels.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Chance by animallover0109 reviews
Sequel To At Death's Door... Bella is returned to Earth as a 10 year old girl. But of course it comes with a price. If she is not changed by her true love by her 18th birthday, she must return to heaven... forever. Final chapter up! EXB. Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,147 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella - Complete
Annoyance by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
Ten ways to annoy each of the Cullen's, including Bella. WARNING! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATH, ANGER, PAIN, EMOTIONAL PAIN, PEANUT BUTTER, SUCIDAL TAMPONS, UGLYNESS, OR KETCHUP THINGS THAT MAY HAPPEN IF YOU ANNOY A CULLEN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Prey by ella0minnow0pea reviews
Sequel to Hunter. Amanda Post, vampire hunter, faces unexpected challenges when she moves to New York. Danger, death, a whole lot of fighting, and maybe a little bit of romance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,498 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
Against All Odds by Renee02 reviews
Edward and Alice have been in Volterra for 10 years, hoping to protect their family by staying with the Volturi. Will Edward risk everything when an unusual brunette with intoxicating blood enters the picture? AU EXB, Finally finished! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett the Mighty Genie by twilightfan2894 reviews
Emmett pretends to be Bella's Genie. Bella gets annoyed every time Emmett takes her wishes literally. Three wishes, an annoyed Bella, an amused Cullen family.....yup that's Emmett for ya.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Mondlicht by Nicole Cullen reviews
Bella was a vampire when she moved to Forks in search of a new life. What will occur when she meets the Cullens and more importantly Edward? Bella learns first hand that your past always catches up with you. Only, it can be both good or bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,162 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Jewel by Lady R. Lotus reviews
Bella Swan moved to Forks to live with her father after going through a traumatic incident in her past life. She is an extraordinary girl with amazing powers. She stumbles upon the Cullen family and knows their secret because of her past life. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,459 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Man nennt mich Minx4: Endlich Daheim by bluenique reviews
Jeanna kehrt nach Jersey zurück um Geburtstag zu feiern. Wird am Ende alles gut?Letzter Teil von Minx Nachwort
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - German - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Hank/Beast
Man nennt mich Minx:3 Jeanna in Washington by bluenique
Jeanna fliegt nach Washington Was erst nach langweiligen Ferien aussieht entwickelt sich zu einem echten Abenteuer.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - German - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,414 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Hank/Beast, Raven/Mystique
Man nennt mich Minx 2: Minx by bluenique
Es ist gar nicht so leicht für Jeanna im Institute allein zurechtzukommen, aber bald merkt sie, das doch alles gar nicht so entsetzlich ist und am Ende bekommt sie eine ganz besondere Einladung...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - German - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,422 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Hank/Beast, Siryn
Man nennt mich Minx 1: Die Verwandlung by bluenique reviews
Nach dem Tod ihrer Mutter lernt die dreizehnjährige Jeanna ihren Vater kennen, doch der ist so anders,als sie ihn sich immer vorgestellt hat. Und dann geschieht etwas unglaubliches, mit dem sie nie gerechnet hätte...zwischen X2undX3
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - German - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hank/Beast, Charles Xavier/Professor X
THE WORST NIGHT by Twilightmormon reviews
Bella goes to party and breaks a big party rule. NEVER drink the punch Soon she is intoxicated and is saved by Alice and Emmett. Bella begs the Cullen siblings to help her and not tell Edward. This will be a very long night of trying to cure a HANGOVER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
An Excess of Jello! by Amiiix3 reviews
Bella has a little too much JELLO and now she's lost. Edward gathers a search party, but why oh why must the Cullen house be so huge? Now Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Rainy Day Miscief and Mayhem by Lady Pendragon reviews
But then again, isn't it always raining in Forks? What do you get when you slam together pink hair dye, Christmas, and taking over Canada with the help of the Cullens? This, of course! T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Antarctic Jolly Ranchers by Kageka Necavi reviews
Three vampires, plus one human, plus one piñata equals chaos. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Truth reviews
A girl who has no name. Taken from her home and family by the school. She loses herself, but then she finds Iggy. Will she take the name Iggy gives or die in a vampire war?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Iggy