Hullo. Welcome to our profile. We write fluffy/smutty one shots, but my friend over here, beside me *nudge nudge* wrote 'onehit' instead of 'oneshot'. Don't judge her, she's a little bit r_e_t_a_r_d_e_d. But I love her anyways.

We will update as much as we can. We have a lot of HW and crap so bear with us if we fall behind on our updating. Hope you enjoy our stories. :)

"Nothing less than seven inches."

"What?!"

"For heels? Duh."

"Hey boys, have you measured recently?"

"Um... What?"

"Measured lately."

"Measured what?"

"Your height."

"Which one?"

"You decide which one we meant."

"Dude, why are you stuffing your manhood into the corner?"

"Because it's the only thing that will except his size?"

"No, that's not the reason."

"Then what is?"

"Because it doesn't judge the size."

"That's the same thing."

"NO IT"S NOT."

"Whatever."

"What happens when a boy dies with a boner?"

"What?"

"It stays."

"Up right?"

"Yeah. Want to know how they cover it for the open casket?"

"Sure...?"

"They lady who does the make-up and dressing has to break it."

"Break what?"

"Break IT

"How?"

"Using their hands."

"But what if it's big?"

"Then they have to use extra strength."

"Wait hold on... To die with a boner means you would have had to die turned on, am I right?"

"Yes. Why...?"

"How do you die turned on?"

"When you are staring at a hot playboy mansion model on T.V. and your gay best friend rapes you with a knife."

Silence